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Woo Hoo. FIRST! Let’s get it on! Happy Friday everyone.
FRIDAY!!
Mine is fuckstick.
Fuckwad also has a nice ring to it.
It may be grammatically incorrect, but my favorite F word is Fukkme!
Isn’t that the character that Carrie Ann Inaba played in the Austin Powers movie?
History lesson learned.
Just plain ol’ fuck. Marines have mastered over 400 uses under the right conditions.
Don’t be so quick to judge. Newcomers from Ethiopia were never taught how a straw works.
He’s definitely not from Ethiopia. I would guess somewhere in sub-saharan Africa.
Been waiting seriously hard for Friday’s booze up!
Act cool. No one saw that.
Hey, hey, hay, goodbye.
I see that that horse & buggy was replaced by cars VERY late wherever this is.
That’s Tawny’s car, I used to date her.
I won’t ask about this if you won’t tell about it.
I love it!!!!!
With “momma” Rex does that routine facing the other way.
Maybe threading the needle for reach people isn’t as hard as the bible tells us it is…
. . . but I still have some doubts.
Stephanie Shepard learns a new word and celebrates by buying a t-shirt.
^^^^ Not me.
Kicked out from Sothebys for a dresscode violation…
. . . item to be sold failed to meet the reserve.
Try MyBaby WebCam Video Game now!
On sale now, just $0.49 pr hour.
LAUGHS GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
If he didn’t have a significant handicap before he does now.
Three strokes and a bad limp.
He’s definitely handicapped.
Yet another reason how golf spoils an otherwise perfectly good walk in the park.
14th hole, 9 beers in.
Not that we needed more proof that people who wear a mask while biking are a special kind of stupid.
That’s what f.f. is all about.
That’s one of the most intricate plots Larry David ever came up with.
There are so many “producers” and “co-producers” one might wonder if money laundering is really what this little video is all about. Just don’t forward my comment to the IRS, please. I beg you not to.
~ gavin
~ robert
~ larry
~ jeff
~ robert
That pretty much sums up the entire movie industry. I once worked with a lady who, along with her husband, invested in an indie movie. The movie was moderately successful and when they asked about their share of the profits were told the movie lost money. When they dug into the details, there were hundreds of questionable expenses i.e. transportation of film to editor $100 on dozens of occasions. In the end the producer and director did OK, but all of the investors lost their investment.
After his fix of catnip:
Catnip and slowjam in the same sentence (or set)?`
I expected some serious techno and am asking for a refund on my ticket to the gig.
FRIDAY FAIL…
Roy Buchanan, LOUD!
In honor of Jim Kuntzler’s cat, Claude,who passed away yesterday, there will be no bashing of felines from me today.
RIP Claude….
You ,meant Jim Quinn, right? But I get it, and definitely RIP Claude.
Yes. What the hell was I thinking
You hittin the bottle early, Joe? if so, carry on. If not, then jump to it.
I think this is wheatgrass, not catnip.
Very impressive . . . tits.
That’s what stuck out for me too.
They help with the center of axis for the flip. And a taste that can’t be beat.
So I’m told.
Sherry and Tilly decided to surprise their boyfriends by getting a wax.
I like this one better:
That is fucking hilarious.
Almost as good as the predator FLIR feed of some terrorists digging in an IED on a roadside then boom no more terrorists!
Yeah, cause no one put gas in a gas container when they were angry / depressed / psycho and said it was a harmless gag before, right?
…BOOM!
Either the car is invisible or this is April in Saskatoon.
I was going to say June.
Ah mating season in the Klondike for gas pumps
Must be Biden’s “ghost gun” equivalent called “ghost gas.”
how cold does it have to be for fuel to freeze damn!
If this more than the 2nd or 3rd time…
. . . then quite while you’re ahead – and still have one attached.
Nice! – how to you make it taller for us true privacy freaks?
Horse, water, drink etc comes to mind…
. . . but no one mentioned jump, WTF?
(“dig this hole a little deeper……..yeah…..that does it.”) BAM!!!
Just horse sense, “dirty girls”.
Mommy, I know I’m only two, but I already know that Daddy’s an idiot. And, Mommy, can you maybe put down your fucking phone and rescue me?
If only the parents had taken it off six months ago before his head grew that size…
And just like that, the dream to join the gymnastics team ended in one fell swoop – so to speak.
College after 6 PM
Karen testing her doctoral thesis, “Why white men can’t jump”. Her forward, “Gender Diversities” has finally come full circle. Aren’t liberals fun.
good luck finding some new oyster sauce…maybe screw down the back next time
Karen just won’t leave f.f.
Pussy, pole…
. . . just me you say?
Riiiiight.
Catnip hangover.
Yummy, my favourite flavoured water!
LMAO – my daughter and son in law actually let their cat do that all the time. Yech. When did drinking from the porcelain bowl go out of feline fashion?
This water taste a little like pussy.
Breaking ball
Female Jason Bourne training?
Moonshine walk.
Attaboy!
Don’t worry, America. LGBTQ Marines are on the job.
She’s cute.
I see anti Asian Hate commercials on OANN, but I wonder if they play them on BET?
Asking for a friend…
You know the real asian hate comes from those well tanned white supremacists don’t you? All of the ones I have seen look like they have been tanning for decades without sunscreen
Impressive, considering she’s ten years old.
“Watch this, Dude”
(she made me buy…
. . . you know, girl things)
Mudslide might kill him, but not the hydroxychloroquine.
Now walk it down the stairs.
“Do you come with the slinky?!
“Oh you, tee hee”
Them ta-ta’s aren’t slinky.
I can honestly say this is the first time a slinky has made me horny.
slinky kinky
“…tee hee, watch this and make me an offer…”
“uhhhhhhhhhm, yum, gimme suummmm, droooool, arrrgh…”
The modern beach buggy ‘s come a long way, baby.
He be dead…..
A two-fisted “tip”.
I WANT!
Price?
Can’t be much more than average car.
Legality?
Who cares!
At a guess C Open Class Kart, maybe three 12 cu in 2-strokes at 25 Hp @10K+ each
Only a White guy would know something like that. You’re certified.
Catch me if you can, right?
What? It still has some tread.
Keeping the spare for a real emergency I see…
A gif for the female f.f.lers, nice nkit.
Hard to beat a white russian.
Finesse? 2 Points.
Grace? 0 points
Power? 20 out of 10 points!
We have a winner, folks!
Fun fact: Elephants can’t jump – which is why a 6 foot wide ditch (the length of their stride) will contain them.
F. that, give her a giant slinky.
Coca Cola sincerely apologizes for the damage to your car; we thought you were white.
A white mentos and wokacola…
. . .who would have guessed?
Apparently cats hate mouse pads
See? (says Kamala) Without proper gun control guns are dangerous!
Now that you have mastered the physical technique, it’s on to learning how to convince your enemy to stand behind your right shoulder and put his nose up to the stock.
“Pull”. laugh…
Sorry – not funny. A-hole of an “instructor” just turned off a potential member of the sport.
You should see it in low-rider mode when he twists that handle to drop the suspension…
Bearing grease from WD39.
Pussy hat!
Cunt head.