This woman was able to walk out of her hotel room with a television, iron, rugs, curtains and more without anyone saying a word. Good for her, I suppose.
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To the horse, that could be anywhere from a couple of feet deep to 6000 feet , so it is best to be sure.
WWG1WG2 just seems accurate.
Momentum is a bitch.
Actually very unattractive.
Turn the lights off – you’ll be alright.
Giant Testosterone Void?
Huh?
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Louisiana Mussels, Clams and Shrimp in Spicy Broth?
He best be running to buy that lotto ticket
And he picked it back up…
sixty-six times
50 min. lunch?
‘merica!
Food porn xxx.
Moonlights doing building maintenance in Miami.
Too soon
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ok joe- me luvved you long time, you go now
Not yet…
Sometimes the Rocky mountain oysters are small.
And the brains are non existent
I always root for the bull.
Why do people come to view f.f.?, Oh that’s right.
If I had a daughter this would be her.
She has a future with Agenda 21 planning.
Why do people come to view f.f.?, Oh that’s right.
The house of liberal…
Stump removal no cost. Car repair $2,750.
The first failure was to not realize you have to dig down and wrap the strap around/through the roots to pull the stump….
Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca on the set of The Empire Strikes Back (1979)
Piercaholic and heterochromia = kinky sex.
nkit- Anyone who misses this week’s FRIDAY FAIL has really missed out. I haven’t laughed so much in I don’t know when. FF is the best entertainment on the interwebs.
Thanks to all that contribute!
But how do we ban liberal karens, (censoring)? WE DON’T!< we live past their bs. Refer to the gif below.
Good morning karen.
Coffffeeeee
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They’ll be making luggage out of that one…after they get back from the ER. You really like it there in FL nkit?
2 pounds alligator meat, cut into bite-size pieces
2 tablespoons vinegar
salt and pepper to taste
oil for frying
¼ cup all-purpose flour
1 cup cornmeal
2 tablespoons garlic powder
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
2 teaspoons black pepper
Optional dipping sauce:
3 tablespoons mayonnaise
B-B-Q Alligator Tenderloins
1 lbs of alligator meat, preferably the tenderloin, and cubed like chicken nuggets.
1 ½ cups of bourbon. (Stick to the inexpensive stuff for marinades and drink the good stuff)
1 tsp. of cayenne pepper (More if you like that flavor.)
1-3 clove of garlic
1 tsp. onion powder
1 tsp of salt
1/2 cup olive oil
In a mortar, mash 1 to 3 cloves of garlic with a tablespoon of olive oil and the teaspoon of salt. Mash it until you have a homogeneous mixture.
Taking a sip or two of the bourbon and make sure it’s ok. Now combine all the ingredients. You can use a food processor or blender if you want, but I think it just makes more to clean. I just use a plastic bowl and a whisk.
Take a wide flat container, pour your marinade in it, and add the gator or chicken pieces. Make sure they all get coated.
Cover and refrigerate for 3 to 6 hours, occasionally turning the pieces so they get well marinaded.
Louisiana Alligator Tenderloin Scaloppini with Lemon-Caper Sauce
Ingredients:
2 lb Louisiana Alligator Tenderloin, cut into ¼-inch-thick slices, 2 oz. each
1 Tbsp Paprika
1 tsp Cayenne
2 tsp Thyme, dried
2 tsp Oregano, dried
2 Tbsp Garlic powder
2 Tbsp Onion powder
2 tsp White pepper, ground
2 tsp Black pepper, ground
1 1/2 Tbsp Salt
1 cup Flour
3/4 cup Canola oil, divided
1/2 cup White wine
1 1/2 cups Chicken stock
3 Tbsp Lemon juice
1/4 cup Capers, chopped
1/2 lb Butter, unsalted, 1/2-inch cubes
1/4 cup Parsley, chopped
Salt, to taste
Pepper, to taste
Directions:
Combine paprika, cayenne, thyme, oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, white pepper, 2 tsp. black pepper and 1½ Tbsp. salt. Set aside.
Place 1 piece of Louisiana Alligator Tenderloin between 2 pieces of plastic wrap.
Pound with mallet to tenderize. Repeat with remaining pieces.
Season scaloppini on both sides with spice mixture. Dredge in flour and shake off excess flour.
Heat 2 Tbsp. canola oil in large skillet over medium-high heat.
When oil begins to shimmer, add 4 scaloppini.
Cook until edges start to brown (about 2-3 minutes), flip over to cook other side for additional 2-3 minutes and then remove from pan.
Reserve cooked scaloppini warm and repeat cooking process with remaining pieces.
Add white wine and chicken stock to deglaze pan and simmer until volume is reduced by a third.
Return scaloppini to pan, cover and simmer for additional 8-10 minutes.
Remove scaloppini to large plate and reserve warm.
Add lemon juice, capers and butter to pan, whisking until butter melts. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
Return scaloppini to pan and coat with sauce.
Serve scaloppini with lemon caper sauce spooned over top.
Good stuff. I’ve had my share of gator tail over the years. Passed on a great recipe like yours a few years back on another site and had two damn yankees, who had admittedly tasted gator once, tell me that I was a stupid fuck, because everyone (up north I guess) knows that you NEVER marinate gator tail.. I hope the fuckers stay up north.
Sorry, Nkit, recipe’s from Mix, (yooper). We have a specialty meats store in the Soo. Yoopers like many types of meat, deer, elk moose, bear,buffalo, rattlesnake, and yes alligator, and that’s just some of the meats. Don’t even get me started on seafood. When the shit hits the fan, we northern patriots are also prepared, so when it does I will have all Americans’ healthful wellbeing in my heart.
Fried gator tail is great. Blackened gator tail is awesome!
Good stuff -and thanks, Just one word of caution: “You can use a food processor or blender if you want, but I think it just makes more to clean. I just use a plastic bowl and a whisk.”
Make sure you are using a non porous type of plastic, particularly since you are using both alcohol and oil. The plastic that just about all kitchen appliances use today meets that criteria, but many “storage type” plastic containers do not. I use either a SS or ceramic bowl for that kind of mixing so I know when I either hand wash or put it in the dishwasher it will get totally clean.
Love it Doc. I’ve had two homes with pools. Both had a gator proof fence.. Fishin’s good, too.
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I’m gunna, gunna gunna,gunna, BITE your ass!
What a ham.
peacock, tits, peacock, tits, damn…
nice boob shadows
nip included…nice.. good find.. but, the fish is the focal point…
again…
I smell fish.
Where’s a sardine when you need it?
one fish two fish red fish big tits
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dog’s outta there….
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Psychomotor seizure or the dogs been watching to much PBR on TV…someone thinks they’re Bodacious
No doc, just next week’s democratic party.
The gif said that the dog does this in its sandbox, and stops when it gets out..go figure..
Tasmenian Devildog.
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The first submarine drone patent will be worth billions.
Already for sale. Can fly and submerge.
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Self-identifies as a cat?
Great meme Nkit, it was a downloader.
Reference; Libert injection instrument jpg. above if in dought.
“Festus Haggan”, (gunsmoke), Ken Curtis, (1916 – 1991).
“jewelry whore”? I got jewelry!
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Stuffed mexican pizza or monster quesadilla?
In Munchen steht ein Hofbrauhaus …