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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:23 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
July 23, 2021 2:53 pm

To the horse, that could be anywhere from a couple of feet deep to 6000 feet , so it is best to be sure.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 24, 2021 11:58 am

WWG1WG2 just seems accurate.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:24 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
July 23, 2021 4:41 pm

Momentum is a bitch.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:26 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 24, 2021 3:52 am
nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:27 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:58 pm

Actually very unattractive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
July 23, 2021 9:41 pm

Turn the lights off – you’ll be alright.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
July 23, 2021 9:54 pm

Giant Testosterone Void?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  GT Void
July 23, 2021 9:56 pm

Huh?

fujigm
fujigm
  GT Void
July 23, 2021 9:58 pm

?

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:27 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 23, 2021 11:42 pm

Louisiana Mussels, Clams and Shrimp in Spicy Broth?

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:28 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:26 pm

He best be running to buy that lotto ticket

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  nkit
July 23, 2021 11:06 pm

And he picked it back up…

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 23, 2021 11:43 pm

sixty-six times

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:28 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 9:56 pm

50 min. lunch?

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:29 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:59 pm

‘merica!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 9:59 pm

Food porn xxx.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 23, 2021 11:20 pm

Moonlights doing building maintenance in Miami.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
July 24, 2021 4:57 am

Too soon

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:33 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:39 am

ok joe- me luvved you long time, you go now

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
July 24, 2021 12:16 pm

Not yet…comment image

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:34 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
July 23, 2021 3:04 pm

Sometimes the Rocky mountain oysters are small.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Twat Waffle
July 23, 2021 8:27 pm

And the brains are non existent

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 23, 2021 9:01 pm

I always root for the bull.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:03 pm

Why do people come to view f.f.?, Oh that’s right.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:35 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:27 pm

If I had a daughter this would be her.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 23, 2021 9:01 pm

She has a future with Agenda 21 planning.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:04 pm

Why do people come to view f.f.?, Oh that’s right.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:07 pm

The house of liberal…

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:36 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:55 pm

Stump removal no cost. Car repair $2,750.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
July 25, 2021 2:31 pm

The first failure was to not realize you have to dig down and wrap the strap around/through the roots to pull the stump….

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
July 23, 2021 6:37 pm

Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca on the set of The Empire Strikes Back (1979)

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:16 pm

Piercaholic and heterochromia = kinky sex.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:39 pm

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BL
BL
  nkit
July 23, 2021 2:45 pm

nkit- Anyone who misses this week’s FRIDAY FAIL has really missed out. I haven’t laughed so much in I don’t know when. FF is the best entertainment on the interwebs.

Thanks to all that contribute!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
July 23, 2021 10:22 pm

But how do we ban liberal karens, (censoring)? WE DON’T!< we live past their bs. Refer to the gif below.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:23 pm

Good morning karen.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
July 25, 2021 2:35 pm

Coffffeeeee

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:43 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:29 pm

They’ll be making luggage out of that one…after they get back from the ER. You really like it there in FL nkit?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Doctor de Vaca
July 23, 2021 10:38 pm

2 pounds alligator meat, cut into bite-size pieces

2 tablespoons vinegar

salt and pepper to taste

oil for frying

¼ cup all-purpose flour

1 cup cornmeal

2 tablespoons garlic powder

½ teaspoon cayenne pepper

2 teaspoons black pepper
Optional dipping sauce:

3 tablespoons mayonnaise

B-B-Q Alligator Tenderloins

1 lbs of alligator meat, preferably the tenderloin, and cubed like chicken nuggets.
1 ½ cups of bourbon. (Stick to the inexpensive stuff for marinades and drink the good stuff)
1 tsp. of cayenne pepper (More if you like that flavor.)
1-3 clove of garlic
1 tsp. onion powder
1 tsp of salt
1/2 cup olive oil

In a mortar, mash 1 to 3 cloves of garlic with a tablespoon of olive oil and the teaspoon of salt. Mash it until you have a homogeneous mixture.

Taking a sip or two of the bourbon and make sure it’s ok. Now combine all the ingredients. You can use a food processor or blender if you want, but I think it just makes more to clean. I just use a plastic bowl and a whisk.

Take a wide flat container, pour your marinade in it, and add the gator or chicken pieces. Make sure they all get coated.

Cover and refrigerate for 3 to 6 hours, occasionally turning the pieces so they get well marinaded.
Louisiana Alligator Tenderloin Scaloppini with Lemon-Caper Sauce
Ingredients:
2 lb Louisiana Alligator Tenderloin, cut into ¼-inch-thick slices, 2 oz. each
1 Tbsp Paprika
1 tsp Cayenne
2 tsp Thyme, dried
2 tsp Oregano, dried
2 Tbsp Garlic powder
2 Tbsp Onion powder
2 tsp White pepper, ground
2 tsp Black pepper, ground
1 1/2 Tbsp Salt
1 cup Flour
3/4 cup Canola oil, divided
1/2 cup White wine
1 1/2 cups Chicken stock
3 Tbsp Lemon juice
1/4 cup Capers, chopped
1/2 lb Butter, unsalted, 1/2-inch cubes
1/4 cup Parsley, chopped
Salt, to taste
Pepper, to taste
Directions:
Combine paprika, cayenne, thyme, oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, white pepper, 2 tsp. black pepper and 1½ Tbsp. salt. Set aside.
Place 1 piece of Louisiana Alligator Tenderloin between 2 pieces of plastic wrap.
Pound with mallet to tenderize. Repeat with remaining pieces.
Season scaloppini on both sides with spice mixture. Dredge in flour and shake off excess flour.
Heat 2 Tbsp. canola oil in large skillet over medium-high heat.
When oil begins to shimmer, add 4 scaloppini.
Cook until edges start to brown (about 2-3 minutes), flip over to cook other side for additional 2-3 minutes and then remove from pan.
Reserve cooked scaloppini warm and repeat cooking process with remaining pieces.
Add white wine and chicken stock to deglaze pan and simmer until volume is reduced by a third.
Return scaloppini to pan, cover and simmer for additional 8-10 minutes.
Remove scaloppini to large plate and reserve warm.
Add lemon juice, capers and butter to pan, whisking until butter melts. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
Return scaloppini to pan and coat with sauce.
Serve scaloppini with lemon caper sauce spooned over top.

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
July 23, 2021 11:54 pm

Good stuff. I’ve had my share of gator tail over the years. Passed on a great recipe like yours a few years back on another site and had two damn yankees, who had admittedly tasted gator once, tell me that I was a stupid fuck, because everyone (up north I guess) knows that you NEVER marinate gator tail.. I hope the fuckers stay up north.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:47 pm

Sorry, Nkit, recipe’s from Mix, (yooper). We have a specialty meats store in the Soo. Yoopers like many types of meat, deer, elk moose, bear,buffalo, rattlesnake, and yes alligator, and that’s just some of the meats. Don’t even get me started on seafood. When the shit hits the fan, we northern patriots are also prepared, so when it does I will have all Americans’ healthful wellbeing in my heart.

dantesttx
dantesttx
  Anonymous
July 24, 2021 6:05 pm

Fried gator tail is great. Blackened gator tail is awesome!

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Anonymous
July 25, 2021 3:03 pm

Good stuff -and thanks, Just one word of caution: “You can use a food processor or blender if you want, but I think it just makes more to clean. I just use a plastic bowl and a whisk.”

Make sure you are using a non porous type of plastic, particularly since you are using both alcohol and oil. The plastic that just about all kitchen appliances use today meets that criteria, but many “storage type” plastic containers do not. I use either a SS or ceramic bowl for that kind of mixing so I know when I either hand wash or put it in the dishwasher it will get totally clean.

nkit
nkit
  Doctor de Vaca
July 23, 2021 11:49 pm

Love it Doc. I’ve had two homes with pools. Both had a gator proof fence.. Fishin’s good, too.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:41 pm

I’m gunna, gunna gunna,gunna, BITE your ass!

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 24, 2021 2:37 am

What a ham.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:45 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
July 23, 2021 9:59 pm

peacock, tits, peacock, tits, damn…

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:46 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:46 am

nice boob shadows

nkit
nkit
  Gregabob
July 24, 2021 1:08 am

nip included…nice.. good find.. but, the fish is the focal point…

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:46 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
July 23, 2021 9:59 pm

again…

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 23, 2021 11:52 pm

I smell fish.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:52 pm

Where’s a sardine when you need it?

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:48 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:01 pm

one fish two fish red fish big tits

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:48 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 24, 2021 12:48 am

dog’s outta there….

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:50 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
July 23, 2021 8:31 pm

Psychomotor seizure or the dogs been watching to much PBR on TV…someone thinks they’re Bodacious

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Doctor de Vaca
July 23, 2021 10:45 pm

No doc, just next week’s democratic party.

nkit
nkit
  Doctor de Vaca
July 23, 2021 11:56 pm

The gif said that the dog does this in its sandbox, and stops when it gets out..go figure..

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 24, 2021 8:26 am

Tasmenian Devildog.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:49 pm

The first submarine drone patent will be worth billions.

dantesttx
dantesttx
  Anonymous
July 24, 2021 6:07 pm

Already for sale. Can fly and submerge.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:52 pm

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Frank
Frank
  nkit
July 23, 2021 4:02 pm

Self-identifies as a cat?

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 10:53 pm

Great meme Nkit, it was a downloader.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 23, 2021 11:00 pm

Reference; Libert injection instrument jpg. above if in dought.

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 24, 2021 1:19 pm

“Festus Haggan”, (gunsmoke), Ken Curtis, (1916 – 1991).

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 3:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 24, 2021 1:23 pm

“jewelry whore”? I got jewelry!

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 3:05 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
July 25, 2021 3:20 pm

Stuffed mexican pizza or monster quesadilla?

nkit
nkit
July 23, 2021 3:07 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
July 25, 2021 3:24 pm

In Munchen steht ein Hofbrauhaus …