FRENCH OLYMPICS?

Submitted by George S.

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Brewer55
Brewer55

Thanks for the chuckles! Kinda reminded me of Benny Hill style humor.

Leah
Leah

Ha. Has to be better than the current Olympics, which I have not been watching.

Georges S
Georges S

Join the club (actually for me it’s very easy I do not have a tv)

fujigm
fujigm

Good to know that there are some that have retained their sense of humor in these trying times of brouhaha.
It is this humor that will break the backs of the “woke”.
This is almost like a French ‘Jackass’.

Stucky

Jason Whitlock … he’s fantastic … rips that poopy-head Simone Biles a new asshole for being a quiter.

Mygirl....maybe

That was downright funny. I especially liked the beach wrestling and flashlight theft sprint…hey!

Leah
Leah

Beach wrestling was particularly funny.

Georges S
Georges S

The horse riding would have been great if he had stayed on the “horse” few seconds longer.

Quiet Mike

RE: Simone Biles. True to form. Graceless, self-absorbed, without regard for other people. No surprise to me.

Wilbur Ross
Wilbur Ross

Stucky at play after Mom goes to sleep.

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Now that’s funny right there.

Mygirl....maybe

Wilbur you’re slacking. No Trump TDS memes? You want Stucky, admit it.

Stucky

Oh, yes, he wants me …. really really wants me to give him attention.

When I see his name reading via Dashboard, I scroll right past it 95% of the time. Not kidding. I have zero fucks to give about his opinions, on anything. Of course, if he’s just posting a picture, I can quick see that from the url. But, again, I never click on them.

Of course, once I click on the post to respond, like now, I see the pictures.

So he posts a picture of a homely blond, who is supposed to be my girlfriend …. and he thinks I’m gonna get triggered by that silly attempt at an insult?? Haha, like I said, not only is he a loser, he’s a delusional loser.

In a way, though, it’s sad. He soooo wants to be my pal, to come outside and play, or just talk to him …. while desperately wanting to be accepted into my circle of friends here. But, that ain’t never gonna happen. So, he cries the Tears Of A Klown.

BTW, I’m 99% sure he’s the asswipe who was previously banned by Admin.

Wilbur Ross
Wilbur Ross

That was you waiting for this guy to show up.
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Jeanette R
Jeanette R

Stucky has good taste in men. Bad taste in his choice of dresses and makeup.
Who dresses you Stucky?

Wilbur Ross
Wilbur Ross

Despite a couple of topics we don’t agree on I respect you as a fighter. You don’t whine or quit and scream for back up when it gets heavy and you don’t leave an endless stream of personal insults on threads I would never normally look at. And you don’t scroll through every thread and comment looking for something to insult or scold the commenter about. I’m just throwing a little trash back over his fence.

A girly Foo fighter like him wouldn’t dare show up at your place. You’d bitch slap him and put him in the kitchen in your sisters undies with nipple and clit clamps.

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TampaRed

nkit posts big gals in kitchens & wilbur posts big guys in kitchens–
could there be a connection?

Stucky

England is a horrible country. (Sorry, AP)

Hunter's crack pipe
Hunter's crack pipe

I’d find a midwife.

Anonymous
Anonymous

My former co worker was a paramedic and his wife had all five children at home.

Austrian Peter

I saw this Stucky, no apologises needed – it is indeed nasty

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

If you weren’t howling throughout that clip you have no sense of humor.

That’s funny, funny stuff.

I think I woke everyone up.

Georges S
Georges S

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest

Trés drole, Monsieur Georges.

(Darn circonflex won’t work.)

Georges S
Georges S

I never used accent. My computer is a qwerty (can’t get use to the azerty crap, they have so many extra key on it).

TampaRed

after the french clip ended, a documentary about the killing of reinhard heydrich popped up–
54 minutes but interesting–

Georges S
Georges S

Why the thumb down? Just saying!

Stucky

Because random ASSHOLES wander the “halls” of TBP?

Speaking of French …. how about a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR order of French Fries? Interested?

Georges S
Georges S

I knew richturds were insane but this is effing ridiculous. Gold on freedom fries? Truffles? And then reduced heavy cream with added greasy cheese? Wow talk about a serious heart attack just by looking at it.

Stucky

I’ve eaten — drank, actually — real gold many times. I hope you still respect me in the morning.

This stuff. It’s friggin AWESOME … if you like schnapps and cinnamon.

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Georges S
Georges S

I hate cinnamon : – P so I take your word for it. And I’m not the down vote (but you know that)

Mygirl....maybe

There are several serial downvoters, petty little shits with empty lives and an impotent fury. Wilbur, I’m looking at you here. You know what you do and I say…. shame, shame, shame on you, you bad boy.
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Ghost

We have a random downshitter here. Give him/her a few seconds and you’re question will get a downvote, I’m sure.

Georges S
Georges S

Most likely

Mygirl....maybe

Well, I’m giving upvotes to everyone but Wilbur. He’s a naughty boy.

Skooby717
Skooby717

Tres bien Georges!

Georges S
Georges S

Merci

BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO

The rider reminds me of the Redneck Rider contest.

That’s where you get the wife/girlfriend on all fours. Grab a handful of hair, slip it in and and whisper to her…..”This is how your sister likes it” . If you can stay in for longer than 8 seconds you’re a champ !

Georges S
Georges S

Now that hilarious

lamont cranston
lamont cranston

VIVE LA MERDE!!!!!

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