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This past week we learned that the CDC finally admitted that the PCR test—the entire basis for the scamdemic—is garbage as a diagnostic tool and will be dropped, but not till the end of the year so they can further ramp up the Delta-variant panic and pressure all the holdouts to take the jab. Speaking of the jab, the CDC admitted it is completely useless to stop the Delta variant, but instead of terminating the vaccine, they re-implemented the mask mandate and blamed the non-vaccinated because the vaccine doesn’t work. Capisce? As an interesting aside, feeling pressure to justify their latest flip-flop on masks, the CDC reached down to the dross at the bottom of the barrel for a study from India that had been rejected by the journal Nature, then, informed it had been rejected, pressured Nature to accept it, which the journal did, but then, after being caught doing this, the journal again changed the status of the study to “revised,” even though it hadn’t been revised, and all is now copacetic!
So now everyone has to wear useless masks to protect us from a harmless virus because the harmful vaccines are useless in protecting us from the harmless virus all because of the dastardly unvaxxed. In other words, nothing out of the ordinary in our 2021 clown world, so carry on and enjoy Friday Fail!
Genius.
How did last weekend’s cooking go?
Any gastrointestinal problems among the unsuspecting?
It went perfectly. In a completely unrelated matter, 14 people checked into hospital screaming in pain from some unspecified gastrointestinal malady, though only four died. I’m pretty sure it was covid.
Covid, the Swiss armed knife of diseases “
I gave this comment a thumbs up and it gave two! It must be a democrat counter.
It gave me three thumbs up!
I’m a registered Republican. I only got 1 thumbs up on each comment above.
I don’t vote.
It’s a scam.
Mine registers no thumbs up.
You voting with a Dominion machine?
Diebold.
I’m a conservative Trump voter and my upvote registered as a down vote.
That happens a lot. As a matter of fact it just happened when I gave your comment a thumbs-up.
It’s because of others that voted ahead of you, that’s all.
Vote on!!!!
I’ve sent these suspicious thumbs up to the offices of Mike Lindel. Clearly Dominion thumbs up counters are rigged.
Bob’s back, pics. and gifs. needed for comments…
The “safety data” from the pharmaceutical companies relies very heavily on those RT-PCR tests being accurate. At the same time the FDA is saying they aren’t, they are allowing the vaccines companies to treat them as if they were. This is FUBAR. The plot holes are too big to fill in with propaganda and gaslighting.
Born in the US fail
Gave this one thumbs up and got 4!
RW it’s the pic of Xiden’s master
Thumbs up whore virus installed by Stucky has gotten out of control.
Dude… I got 52!!!
Just like the number of states in the union!!
Wait, I thought there were 57! Who stole 5?
It gets old having to correct people on this matter. Barry said 57 OTHER states. That means with the 1 he was in it makes 58!!! He thinks there are 58 states like he believes the war of northern aggression was about slavery.
I just gave you a thumbs-up and it jumped from 3 to 10.
People who misinterpreted the stolen election were the same ones that did not understand Obama was not an eligible president. Cruz was not an eligible senator (first term) and is still not an eligible president and neither is Kamala.
The rule of law stopped mattering a long time ago, but sheep are not equipped to see it.
Truly spoken. I keep telling people this but they won’t listen. I saw stuff that indicated that Cruz’ father was involved in the JFK assassination, but I don’t know as I saw convincing footage the Jackie shot him. She put her purse to his head, then you saw a puff of smoke come out, his head rock, and then she climbed back to get the bullet casing.
How is this relevant? IT IS ALL A FU(%ing lie. Political theater to distract you and take your rights away.
That’s the lamest account of the assassination I have ever heard. LOL
A disgrace to our election integrity.
I thought this was just another one of those Trump conspiracy theories. Huh, looks like Trump was right again.
Maybe they have a brain for Biden.
It’s in a jar marked “Abby something…..”
If they did it would be one called Abby Normal
Abby Cadaver.
What do you want for a set of 44Ds?
They’re expensive
Hanomag 44 D
Plenty up front
Front end, loaded
Baby Stucky strikes again
I just did, with Charlize Theron starring in my fantasy.
I hope not, she is a MTF tranny, and now she is making her adopted child one. Evil bitch.
You just know it votes democrat.
Lori Lightfoot’s sistah.
Lori Lightfoot.
Milk: the gateway drug.
Weird science says that may be more true than you realize.
Burger King fail
When I was young and told the ladies about my whopper, I imagine they had a similar letdown.
A Cajun goes into a bar and starts chatting up a women. She says that she’s a lesbian. All she does is think about women, being with them, spending time with them and sleeping with them. She askes if he’s a Cajun. He replies that he thought he was but thinks now that he’s a lesbian too.
Don’t run with scissors,
and don’t scissor with the runs.
He’s actually not the least attractive lesbian.
Depending on the situation, I would say the I’m a lesbian trapped in a mans body, and watch for the reactions. After a moment I would shrug my shoulders and just say, I like women..
And howz about you button your shirt and we’ll keep it that way?
So, regarding that mass rally in Washington in support of Cuban freedom, fine, but where the hell is the rally for our freedom?
Methuselah gene.
Associated risk is random by nature.
French crullers-my favorite donuts.
Self portraits in museums
.webp
Existential question
Would I be a bad person if I wish he’d run across a hungry Doberman?
It’s not that we’re against tats, we’re against tats on gorgeous babes that spoil their beauty with graffiti not worthy of being seen even near an art museum.
Muscledawg, I agree completely. Beauty deserves purity, the men, who gives a F!
Those Acme fenders suck.
Well, I can report my hopes were dashed but I have a spiffy set of nails now.
Bicycles are toys for children.
Californian hiding in Texas
This has to be an ex-pat Californian trying to fit in in Texas.
Colgate fail
You think this is stupid, he later brushed his teeth with Foamy.
No shit. I feel really stupid now.
Push blower.
What is that white stuff he is pushing around, lines for Hunter?
????????????
Helmet?
Wow. Next they’ll be forbidding blumpkins.
For those who don’t know what this is and have no sense of decency, go down the rabbit hole here:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin
Oh, we know what it is.
And there’s no red x.
Racing rules apply; if it’s not explicitly forbidden, it’s legal.
Dead Snow…Nazi Zombie movie, and features a Blumpkin!
Well, look who’s back…
Hey, honey, want to whack me?
That’s how a suspension system’s supposed to work!
Why don’t they, though?
either racism or climate change, your choice.
They do work, if you have enough money and pick the right shop.
That’s my club 👍
I’d much rather see her get off than Bezos.
Especially a moon you can’t even get to. I suppose it would be a sci-fi book.
On the bright side Bezos wife got the best divorce ever. $40 billion or so AND her ex actually left the planet.
Longest time without puking wins the gold.
And the puke rain-down from the one in the somersault.
Where’s Tammy?
I bought her a new toilet and I haven’t seen her since.
That explains the thousand dollar water bill.
Would that be a buttato?
What goes into Lay’s potato chips.
This is a fag favourite.
Hear tell it’s catching on with the straight crowd, too.
Strange times, indeed.
Couch Potato
Now that’s F’ng funny
Don’t think you need the shirt, pops. Your sour puss should do the trick.
The Holocough didn’t kill anyone on my list, …pussy virus.
Georges S …
I know..
Hi, I’m from the Society of Necrophiliacs. Can I buy all the tickets, please?
Take pictures of these and then bank them for use in defending against future speeding tickets.
I wondered what would happen if I went on reverse.
Specially for Average Joe
And Average Joe gets happier…
Snopes fact checker: fake news. Nothing white can beat up something black.
Not sure what a set of perfect tits has to do with the Civil War, but I approve.
I’ll allow it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGqQV-ffJ7Q
Now that we all know that the “No nip rule” doesn’t apply to statues………
Yep!
Employer supplied meth?
It’s always the black ones.
I asked if she could handle my balls like that and to my shock she did. I’ll be out of hospital next Wednesday.