Looks like I’m safe. Who needs healthy eating, Vitamin D, fresh air and sunshine when all you need to do is choke the chicken.
With COVID-19 and the Delta variant spreading worldwide, people have been exploring ways to boost their immune systems. Immunity-boosting supplements, exercising, eating healthy, reducing stress, and quitting smoking are some common strategies to boost the immune system, but now masturbating could be added to the list, according to The Sun.
Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy, has said masturbating might strengthen the body’s natural defense forces.
“Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” Landa told Men’s Health.
Men’s Health also cited a 2004 study that showed men had more white blood cells 45 minutes after they had a solo orgasm. For those who don’t know, white blood cells are part of the body’s immune system that help fight infection and other diseases.
According to the study by the Department of Medical Psychology, University Clinic of Essen, Germany, “these findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.”
Touching oneself might not prevent infection, but orgasms generally help people relax and elevate mood that is key to a healthy immune system.
Dr. Felice Gersh, a gynecologist and obstetrician who specializes in women’s health, said chronic masturbation might not prevent COVID, but “it’s not going to create harm.”
“I think the takeaway message is that there are no negatives from it,” Gersh said.
Further research needs to be done to see if masturbation can supercharger the immune system and provide an extra layer of defenses against viruses.
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How was this not posted by Stucky?
Exactly what I wondered?
Waiting for Stucky’s comment.
He’s busy working on a post.
Shit! Are you spying on me???? 🙂 🙂
Yes, indeed, folks. I’m working on a new Pictorial Essay.
It will have 100 photos. 50 states — 2 photos per state, of homes. One photo will be of a home at the median price of homes in that state. The other will be of a home in that state .. but at the national median price.
So far it’s been pretty interesting to see what’s available in each state at those two price points …. and the huge differences between the states.
Hope to submit it later tonight for tomorrow’s posting. It is an EXTREMELY time consuming little project.
I’m all seeing.
Given the lack of homogeneity of incomes and economic situations throughout most large states, it should be a challenge. While you may only be able to get a packing crate for $500,000 in the Bay Area of CA, you can get a pretty nice home if you end up 50+ miles from a major city, especially anywhere away from the coast. I suspect that even in relatively affordable GA the same is true. Good luck.
C’mon man, take a break and up your immunity-won’t take very long.
OK.
I don’t have Covid.
I don’t get the flu, either. Really. The last time I got the flu was in 1975. How can I remember that specific date? It was my last year in the USAF … and they gave me a flu shot … and I got the flu. Again, not kidding.
1975 was also the year I officially became “born again” at a Christian Retreat on the grounds of Campus Crusade of Christ (Arrowhead Springs, CA). I dedicated my life to the Lord (truth) … and made a promise to never masturbate again (truth) … which I met with some success. I said “some”.
I don’t know if I got the flu because of he flu shot, or because I stopped choking the chicken. You decide.
No! I will NOT perform an experiment for you. I will NOT stop pounding the baloney … nosiree, not in these dangerous times of Covid! Actually, I may have to re-double my efforts.
Also, as a side note, I am simply amazed at how the human body can heal itself with just 30 seconds of strenuous activity.
Wow. You’re a marathon man.
What was the library’s policy on masturbation?
Asking for a friend.
Most libraries say it’s okay if done in the stacks on the third floor. But they really frown on women who moan loudly.
30 seconds? That’s it? Damn, almost as fast as a rabbit….
I was kinda hoping to see him lean back and light a Camel…
I want to see him try to hit a squirrel.
stucky,
do you ever consider whether or not the chicken is in the mood to be choked?
do you ever ask the chicken how it likes to be held and caressed, or do you just grab it by the neck & start squeezing?
this is no longer the 20th century & your partner’s feelings count !
Oh Stucky, this story is for you since you used the expression “choke the chicken”. My friend and fellow HS English teacher reamed a kid out in class after reading his homework. He said that when he went home after a bad day he “spanked the monkey”. “Jared, just because you had a bad day, how could you think it’s alright to take it out on a poor little animal?” SILENCE! A female student took her aside and whispered, “Mrs. S, spank the monkey means to masterbate.” OK take out your work books and turn to chapter 4.
I have already had covid, but I would certainly wax the carrot if it will help prevent the Delta variant
You beat me (no pun intended) to it!
If that wacking theory was correct covid wouldn’t exist. Apparently fasting past 24 hours starts the body to heal and get rid of bad stuff also.
i can’t get past 12 hours.
No wonder Hillary’s husband is Covid free.
Thanks for the mid-morning chuckle, Admin.
One of my favorite quotes: “If masturbation was a crime, I’d be on death row.” –Gilbert Gottfried
I can’t wait to see the houses Stucky found for our Appalachian area.
At least 2 cars/trucks on blocks in the yard, barefoot kids chasing the livestock around, etc.
The CDC just announced that men married over 3 years will not need to wear mask and are considered immune
Pushing 60 and still got lots of jellybeans in the jar sitting on the dresser.
A recent survey about male masturbation revealed that 10% do and 90% lie.
When the vax police come to the door, I will simply whip it out and let them know that I am “self-medicating.”
I still like this comment from someone on TBP:
Vax police: “have you been vaccinated yet?”
A: “have you been shot in the head yet?”
I plan to cough and sneeze on the cocksucker.
Maybe not, but who wants to take the risk?
I volunteer to do the seminal research on this topic.
I ain’t never going to die.
Anon- You could git really bad artheritus and lose yer touch. Never say never.
Stucky is living proof, he has not contracted the COVID to my knowledge so we can assume this is true.
what about rins,he gives stucky a run 4 his $? or should it be a slide on his shotgun?
Has RiNS contracted the dreaded COVID Tampa? IDK
If this is true, Stuck is gonna be able to withsatand Ebola, the bubonic plague, HIV, polio, TB, Covid, smallpox, dengue, measles, mumps, and any other disease all at the same time. Hell, he is going to be impervious to any and all known diseases.
But if he doesn’t watch he’ll wind up of Tony’s list.