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830 Comments
nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:11 pm

Better than mouth to arse resuscitation though.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 2:16 am

Not if the victim looks like the ladies above.

Creed
Creed
  Bob P
September 14, 2021 1:37 pm

Or the “Hind Lick” maneuver.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 11:31 pm

It’s only kinky the first time.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:48 pm

1-20-2021…………………..

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:26 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:59 am

No, those are not genders. Gender is a grammatical construct. Words have gender – masculine, feminine, neuter.

Male and female are sexes. That’s biological reality.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  AnalogMan
September 11, 2021 1:40 pm

Yes, there are only two sexes – male and female (outside of a few unfortunate individuals with genetic anomalies).

On the other hand, gender is a sociological / anthropological construct that deals with how society handles the differences between the sexes. Neither one have anything to do with sexual orientation. That is another different set of constructs or norms.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:27 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:49 pm

Gender identity; female.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:29 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:19 am

We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 11, 2021 1:52 pm

I got a big “fishing rod”, all’s good.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 11, 2021 11:35 pm

“Man in the boat overboard.”
–Carl Spackler.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:57 pm

F.f.ers are observant…comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:35 pm

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todd
todd
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:10 pm

driver died of covid

fujigm
fujigm
  todd
September 11, 2021 2:20 am

dashboard faced?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:14 pm

If he didn’t die, he needs to buy 1 lottery ticket.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:35 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:24 pm

New Tesla convertible SUV.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:13 pm

It was all in good fun till she had to remove the splinters.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:37 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:52 am

‘Lookee what I found!’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
September 11, 2021 2:33 pm

Me too…comment image

anonymoose
anonymoose
  nkit
September 12, 2021 9:56 pm

next pic..next pix…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:37 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 3:07 am

Trying to hide the tattoos?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 11:47 pm

The Effect of Celery on Elastic:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:41 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:17 pm

I’m going to try that next time I go camping. If I survive I’ll let you know how it worked out.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:22 am

Asian bug zapper.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:42 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:22 am

Nice melons.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:49 am

pretty sure this is T4C…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:38 pm

Nice boxes.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:16 pm

The definition of lickable.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 6:21 pm

what do you call lesbian twins……….lick-a-likes

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 2:48 pm

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overthecliff
overthecliff
September 10, 2021 3:09 pm

Please do not insult pit bulls.

GT Void
GT Void
  overthecliff
September 10, 2021 7:03 pm

Those are not pitbulls, pitbulls are not a breed. End the discrimination by calling them terrier-mix.

BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
September 10, 2021 3:13 pm

I believe that Sandwich was the Jared Fogle/John Holmes special . It’s a lot of jeesum between two buns !

RJ
RJ
September 10, 2021 3:42 pm

I still don’t get why they were so excited that their children were allowed into a government Detention and Indoctrination Center…

daniel bjorndahl
daniel bjorndahl
  RJ
September 10, 2021 7:54 pm

They are free slaves

the plumber
the plumber
September 10, 2021 4:23 pm

Mandates = two guys going out for beer
Mandates are laws, therefore unenforceable. They can shove their mandates up their collective ass.

GT Void
GT Void
  the plumber
September 10, 2021 6:45 pm

You might want to edit for “aren’t”. I hate when I do that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  the plumber
September 11, 2021 10:04 pm

Heh…heh…heh. You said “collective”.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 5:45 pm

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todd
todd
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:12 pm

3 more covid victims

Anonymous
Anonymous
  todd
September 10, 2021 9:14 pm

Looks like the guy on the far side got the prize too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:57 pm

I’m gonna be an electrition,
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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 9:17 pm

Where the hell is Mix??? Did those balloons take him off to Never Never Land?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:55 pm

Incognito anonymous.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
September 10, 2021 9:50 pm

Sheps, you need sheps!

Sir Willie Wallace
Sir Willie Wallace
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 1:17 am

Mals

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2021 1:43 am

Where the hell is Mix???????? Balloons must have carried him too far away…poor boy, and such a big part of the band… C’est domage…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 3:08 pm

9-17, I’ll be Mix again for karens down-votes, Being anonymous, karens can’t target by those posting names. I like to f*ck them up this way. Things will be looking up.comment image

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