WASHINGTON, D.C.—With the southern border in chaos and human tragedy resulting from mismanagement all over the news, Vice President Kamala Harris urgently demanded a meeting with whoever Biden put in charge of the border.
“No human being should be whipped and thrown in a cage. That’s horrible! I’m really gonna chew out whoever is responsible for this,” she said to reporters. She then broke down in a fit of uncontrollable laughter at the thought of people being whipped and thrown in cages.
“I demand to speak to the border manager!” she added, crossing her arms.
When asked by reporters where she’s been the whole time, she revealed she’s been on various Caribbean luxury cruise ships to examine their COVID preparedness. “We have to make sure the cruise ships are safe! We don’t want people to die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” She resumed laughing heartily at the thought of people dying on cruise ships.
Harris has announced she will be traveling to the southern border for a meeting with whoever is supposed to be in charge of it within 2-3 months, or however long it takes to get there by cruise ship.
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Should be interesting once President Skank takes over. She was so popular during the primaries.
Both a parody and the truth. What a pathetic POS she is.
Da Ho looks so confused wearing the mask.
Caption: “How am I gonna give blowjobs wearing this damned thing?”
Kamala is gonna head down to the border. Her plans is to meet the problem head on. After meeting the head of the organisation she will hold her head up and declare how she will head off the problem. She can then give them a heads up on how to fix it. You go girl, go to the head of the class.