MACRON EGGED

Submitted by Georges S.

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23 Comments
KJ
KJ
September 27, 2021 5:14 pm

Now they’ll crush the egg thrower’s testicles at a top secret torture facility.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KJ
September 27, 2021 6:13 pm

Then he’ll literally confess to anything. Just like last time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 27, 2021 6:14 pm

They have the general idea right, but it needs to be something other than an egg, and delivered at a much higher velocity.

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
September 27, 2021 6:27 pm

His eyes got as big as Buckwheat’s.
That boy thought he’d been shot.
I thought he was going to faint. :>)

Tom MacGyver
Tom MacGyver
  Quiet Mike
September 27, 2021 6:49 pm

He probably peed his pants.

Georges S
Georges S
  Tom MacGyver
September 28, 2021 10:32 am

I think he left skidmarks in his shorts

Tom MacGyver
Tom MacGyver
September 27, 2021 6:49 pm

Leave it to the French to egg someone and have the egg bounce off the target!

B.S in V.C.
B.S in V.C.
  Tom MacGyver
September 27, 2021 6:56 pm

right, rear back and and launch that mother fucker like you are Nolan Ryan going after Robin Ventura

Georges S
Georges S
  Tom MacGyver
September 28, 2021 10:32 am

It seems the egg was hardboiled.

Fred
Fred
September 27, 2021 7:37 pm

The slap in his face was a lot better than the egg :

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/emmanuel-macron-slapped-face-france/

Georges S
Georges S
  Fred
September 27, 2021 11:14 pm

The guy who did that got out of jail about 3 weeks ago. (He got a year and half prison four month firm and the rest suspended) On national tv he said he didn’t regret anything.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 27, 2021 7:48 pm

Instead of eggs, try this next time.
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Or, for a more home made feel:
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Dirtscrather
Dirtscrather
September 27, 2021 7:58 pm

Sooooo….does that make him French Toast?

Georges S
Georges S
September 28, 2021 10:55 am

Addendum: The 19 year old student who threw the egg at Macron has been institutionalized in a psychward. Go figure.
https://vestnikkavkaza.net/news/Student-who-threw-egg-at-Macron-in-psychiatric-treatment.html
TPTB doesn’t want the same media circus as last time.