SCOTLAND—With Biden attending the COP26 climate change conference in Scotland this week, many were concerned that he might poop in his pants again. Fortunately, his Secret Service entourage seems to be prepared this time, as agents were spotted carrying a presidential diaper bag.
“Biden’s diaper bag is state-of-the-art,” said one anonymous source. “It is completely bulletproof, fully stocked with extra-large Depends and wipes, equipped with an applesauce dispenser, and has a special pocket for the nuclear football. We don’t expect any further presidential ‘explosions’ during this trip.”
Local media in Scotland took photos of Secret Service agents as they loaded diaper bags into Biden’s vehicle.
“We categorically deny that Biden has an incontinence problem,” said Jen Psaki to the local press. “He has never pooped in his pants. In fact, he has never pooped. He has been holding his poop for over two years because he is so dedicated to his job as President. We do not use diaper bags in this administration and to suggest otherwise is a far-right smear.”
Suddenly, a nearby Secret Service agent called a “code brown” into the radio, and ran to Biden’s vehicle with a diaper bag as the live feed was cut.
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H. Dubya puked on Prime Minister Miyazawa.
Brandon shat on the Pope.
What’s the big deal?!?!
The holy diaper bag. Millions would with much reverence carry said diaper bag. And why not? The ghouls lovingly lap up ever scat morsel excreted by the Vampires.
Fuck them.
With a rusty knife, nails, mower blade, etc. ;0
;0. No.
Cheese grater, large roll of barb wire, or demolition saw.
I visted the Pope and all I got was shitty britches,
Whoa, did I miss something?
Biden pooped his pants AGAIN?
I thought Jerry Nadler was the only one doing the “soft brown shoe”.
His meeting with the Pope turned shitty?
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A definite f.f. keeper.
That was rather crappy.
I have been expecting the shit to go down.
Pity the poor soul who has to clean *president Shart’s butt. Duty duty is never pleasant.
When the prez shits his britches its time for him to go home or to the home if hes that far gone we sure don’t need him around send in the clown Ma Harris she can change his diapers.
Joe: They said get up there and do my duty…I thought they meant dooty.
It’s from the https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-agent-spotted-carrying-diaper-bag satire site.
I have to admit, when Babylon Bee is not predicting the future, they are tearing it up!
Sometimes , hard to tell which…