KENOSHA, WI—Prosecutors in the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial have asked the judge to declare a mistrial after the defense team produced clear video evidence of Rittenhouse defending himself against a wave of violent Communists.
“This isn’t fair!” said the prosecuting attorney. “This clear, undeniable video evidence of Rittenhouse epically sending wave after wave of zombie-like Antifa thugs back to the abyss from whence they came—entirely in self-defense, we might add—has permanently tainted this case.”
Sources say that as the video played, the entire court oohed and ahhed at the sight of the epic chad Kyle Rittenhouse defending the safety of his friends and neighbors against “a bloodthirsty horde of white Commies and child molesters” who were trying to burn down the city.
As the video faded to black, the entire jury rose to their feet in applause, chanting “KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!”
The prosecutors have requested a retrial in Serbia where they don’t speak English or have video screens to play video evidence. “If we don’t do this,” they said, “white supremacy has won.”
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I thought Derek Chauvin was in the clear when George Floyd was found to have three times a fatal dose of fentanyl in his system.
Nah. That was “fake news”.
The same tactics are being used…
The Gateway Pundit previously reported about a man named Cortez Rice, claiming to be a relative of George Floyd has posted a video threatening jurors if they do not convict Kyle Rittenhouse.
Jury Threatening Begins: Judge Schroeder Says Someone Tried to Doxx Jury in Kyle Rittenhouse Trial
I have never seen a prosecutor bury his head in his hands like this one did when his star witness told the court that Kyle did not shoot until he pointed has pistol at him.
This was good, too:
Like watching 2 professional comedians. Too funny.
I’ve watched it a dozen times. I can’t get enough of it.
Yes, the witness decided to avoid a possible perjury trap, instead of lying as instructed…Prosecutors could be in trouble with this judge
And then there is the matter that the prosecutor was coaching a homicidal antifa POS to jail an innocent kid, truth be damned.
May this be the last year we pay taxes into a fell “society” of corrupt justice.
This asshole prosecutor looks like Gary Oldman playing a corrupt DA in a movie. Straight out of central casting. What a stunad.
There is no mistrial and it must not be declared as such.
Then, out of nowhere and completely unexpectedly, “social justice” sideswiped Thunderbird.
I think he means we need an acquittal. A mistrial could be re-tried.
The Judge should direct a verdict for the Defendant…
From what we have seen that should be automatic.
The judge offered a stern warning to blatant jury intimidation. Kyle is not getting a fair trial.
May the Lord walk with you, Kyle…
He took out the trash.
When Ritt’s lawyer questioned the antifa heroin addict with one bicep and the joker responded “correct”, the face palm by the DA was priceless. Reminded me of that hapless look Jackie Gleason would give on “The Honeymooners” telivision show.
Andrea over at American Thinker made reference last week to Andrew Branca’s website and his daily analysis of many of the legal aspects of the trial, including the inept prosecution (Day 6/Monday’s update is now available):
Sí, también extraño a nuestro querido el compañero!
To honor him, I actually looked up how to say “Yes, I miss our beloved comrade as well.”
It was about a year ago that he passed.