A lot of you are avid preppers for any apocalypse, whether it comes from an asteroid, man made, or God. It appears some of you can literally survive for years. Congrats, there is nothing wrong with that. Really, I wish you the best.
But, it’s not for me. Take a nuke war for example. I have a minus one thousand percent desire to live in a radioactive world, fighting zombies, rationing my bread, and seeing my sperm glow in the dark. I have always said my Plan A is a bullet to the head … instantaneous and painless. There is no plan B, and never will be.
BUT …. what if I miss?? What if my hand jerks slightly out of fear a fraction of a second before I pull the trigger? What if I become a vegetable the rest of my life? Indeed, there are more than a few cases of folks f*cking up their own suicide. Then of course there’s the question of the Resurrection. What if God can’t reconstruct a head that’s in a thousand little fragments?
There needs to be a better way. And here it is … brand new technology from Switzerland-Netherlands. Behold …… the SARCO CAPSULE!
The pod is filled with nitrogen which rapidly reduced the concentration of oxygen and killing. The person dies via hypoxia and hypocapnia. There is no choking feeling. Death comes in 30 seconds. In fact, you’ll feel a little “euphoric” just before losing consciousness! You don’t even need to be “assisted”. The machine is activated be pressing a button inside so, you can do the deed at your own leisure. Also, it’s mobile so, you can town it wherever you want to do the deed; perhaps a serene location at the beach, in your hated in-laws driveway, or a Walmart parking lot.
Q1: Is suicide one of your considerations when the SHTF? (Plan A, B, etc.)?
—- Q2A: If YES, isn’t this machine the best damned thing you’ve ever seen?
—- Q2B: If NO …. why not?
Source: RT
THE END:
God is the author of life. He decided when I would get here and I trust Him enough to decide to take me home. I do hope if a nuclear attack come it misses the target and lands on my house. Savings on funerals and nothing left for the heirs, lawyers and government. Just adios!
Several others said the same thing. But, you’re the first one, so I’ll ask my question to you …. and hope others respond as well. So, asking respectfully ….
1. Tens of MILLIONS of people die every year worldwide. Do you believe EVERY death is the result of God decision? That, for example, a person choking to death on a grape (it happens) is par of God’s timing? Is there no place for pure accidents in your worldview?
2. Heaven is said to be a place of immense joy, happiness, bliss … so much so we can’t even begin to imagine it, says the Good Book. If I am suffering great deprivations and pain in this life … why should I want to hang on at all costs??? It seems Christians are dying to get to the glories of Heaven, but when push comes to shove they’re too afraid to pull the trigger. (Pun intended.)
3. If you do something that you absolutely know will get you killed … isn’t that a form of suicide even if you didn’t pull the trigger? If so, didn’t Jesus commit suicide … since he knew that antagonizing the Jews and Romans would get him killed?
TIA
They’re all set by God. Whether He accepts them or sends them south is His decision. So you better watch out, you better not cry……
1) God knows what’s going to happen. He doesn’t plan down to the micro detail every life. He knows when everyone will be born and die. He can and does perform what we would call “miracles” according to his will which is not completely knowable to us.
2) Paul’s statement, “to live is Christ and to die is gain” (Philippians 1:21). As Christians, our whole lives are to bring glory to God, and Paul had the assurance that, even in his suffering, he was accomplishing that goal (from gotquestions.org).
3) Jesus didn’t drive the nails or raise the cross. His crucifixion was the work of others even though He knew what the outcome would be.
Watched a movie awhile back called The Invention of Lying. It is simplistic, moderately funny, irreverent, and strangely truthful.
Stucky, I wouldn’t recommend a bullet to the head, as there has been discussion about the importance of the pineal gland in the death journey, so you may not want to destroy it. They say the pineal releases huge amounts of DMT at the moment of death…. Psychonauts describe DMT as an experience like heaven, in which all sense of time is erased, so it could be the infinite bliss described. We did not evolve with the possibility of vaporizing our pineal glands as a form of death, so best not to go that way.
As with everything else, weigh risk vs reward! 😉
The ultimate measure of self-ownership is the right to take one’s own life if one desires. Any denial of that is an endorsement of state/government ownership of you (ie – slavery). Absolutely this is an ideal device for those choosing such an out. Personally I would prefer rigging my house with massive amounts of explosives all covered in bags of nails and other violently damaging projectiles so that when TPTB show up trying to capture me, etc. they get what’s coming to them in the harshest manner (but I lack the explosives and the knowledge of how to do that). I have also said before that I would rather be standing close to ground zero than survive and have to deal with the globalist elites and their armies who would all be protected underground, just waiting to emerge and openly enslave everyone (versus their current methods). Nitrogen is how the Hemlock Society assists folks. Tried and true means.
Be that as it may I think it’s a sad state of affairs that society is encouraging this behavior. Most people wouldn’t choose it if they had proper medical/psychological care.
Tell that to someone with Alzheimer’s. Everyone should be able to, when their minds are sound, be able to dictate a similar end should something like Alzheimer’s or other dementia come along. I know my mother would have preferred that option versus what she went through.
Everyone is able to to when their minds are sound.
The issue is that you don’t want to kill yourself with a sound mind.
Be sure to have your wishes written down with a very clear
and adamant DO NOT RESUSCITATE order. Also clear instructions
about ventilators and any other artificial life extending treatments.
There are many websites where one can download the proper documents.
They are legal when signed and notarized.
If one lives long enough the disgust with your fellow man is enough to make one pull the plug.
1: No, but…
2, 3:. If push comes to shove, I’d rather take one or two of the B@$t@rd$ with me.
That’s right Mel, we reserve the right to take them out with us.
My answer to (1) is NO
N/A to the rest.
I think most Southern and Western Men have a personal goal of taking out a multiple of 10X or 100X the SOBs that gave us Biden and The Shot…
Yes.
As I am in my twilight years let’s see…..SARCO capsule > euphoric death in < 30 seconds and NO PAIN vs withering away for many years in a nursing home that my family put me in? Mercy me! I just can't decide.
My entire maternal side of the family, myself included, doesn’t do nursing homes. We either die in the hospital or at home. We select dignity. I neither will spend what’s left being abused by bottom feeders in a nursing home. A few on my dad’s side did the nursing home. That’s the wimpy side of the family.
Sometimes people wind up in nursing homes due to the impossibility of providing care at home. It ain’t cheap and it ain’t easy.
I will always have access to my handgun and the will to die. I suffered a major stroke at the end of 2016 and during recovery, I could have just willed myself to say goodbye. There’s always a way. Suicide by cop, plenty of ways.
from the Jon Voight movie “Coming Home”, in the VA hospital he sees one of the more disabled vets take his own life by simply injecting himself in the arm with an empty syringe, causes an air bubble, once the bubble reached his heart it simply stopped…can you buy syringes online? (asking for a friend/)
Cardiac or pulmonary embolisms are quite painful. Not what was portrayed.
I’ll vouch firsthand for the pain associated with a PE.
I imagine you can, either through Amazon or maybe through a diabetic outlet. I hear that’s more or less a fallacy though.
Let’s try….
When the SHTF and it’s TEOTWAWKI, I intend to either die in a pile of brass, or check out on our last of the good tipple in store and opiates.
But the most awesome machine for the final exit? Behold, the suicide rollercoaster.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
And what if you spend all the cash on this and the nuke takes out the electricity? At least the bullet doesn’t need to be plugged in.
NO! Never. I trust God and his timing when to take me out. (Just hope it’s painless)
Painless sounds good!
In all honesty that’s the primary fear all people have of death is the pain. No one is ready to leave here. Everyone has unfinished dreams and business of some sort. It’s the fear of pain. I’m admittedly a wuss when it comes to suicide, but I’ll put a bullet through my brain before some imagined alternatives. I’ll just alert Father I’m coming and pray he’s ready to admit me.
I trust God….to take me out. (Just hope it’s painless) = Cognitive Dissonance
idk, shop around for a new improved & nicer one?
My Nick wouldn’t let me take the painless way out when I had a bottle full of euphoria and you know Moe probably would also say no to your scheme. And, I think deep down inside you would also say no, as well, in the final moment.
Otherwise, how will you get the last word?
I’ve decided I will not go quietly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskQKnzJMCM
By the way, Nick and I are catching up on the latest GigBio brief and this is interesting about Israel…
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1225363139?t=00h24m48s
“Otherwise, how will you get the last word?”
LOL! Exactly. Stucky…DON’T do it! This is NOT the path for you!
Do you think the coffin design was heisted from Wrath of Khan?
God gave us this life. These people have thrown sanity, morals and God out of their lives. Now they want to make sure we throw away our values also. Don’t fear mortal men, they are not God!!!!
Why would anyone kill themselves rather than fight to the death?
Can’t get out of the bed sounds plausible if that’s your thing.
Because of their lack of faith. I am a believer in the immortality of Soul, and I always have the hope that I will be in a much better place. I also have faith in my Spiritual experience which tells me the afterlife is a reality. Read some of the books about people who have died and reported what they saw. The afterworld is real, and I also believe we touch it in our dreams as I communicate with some of my relatives from the past.
I believe this despite my comment below. To give in to despair requires a loss of faith, even if fleeting.
Yes except for the 2-way communications with the dead per se; you must be blessed.
Yes. I am blessed, but so is everyone else. Communicating with the past relatives is absolutely a part of this blessings. To know that your loved ones live on in some reality is a super blessing.
When the pain has become relentless and unbearable, when your heart is at peace that you’ve settled everything you can settle with the other humans in your life, when have nothing more of any value to contribute to the world and you’re only a helpless, energy draining burden to your family and it would be the greatest gift to them, especially in a future draconian world if they need all their time and resources to survive, especially for any children.
On a very cold day….I shall be going outside, and may be some time.
Alternatively, just stop eating.
What the hell is that in the corner of his left eye? Is he an alien?
I think I’ve seen little eye nodes as multiple tear ducts near the nose in supposed photos of human type aliens.
Q1: Is suicide one of your considerations when the SHTF? (Plan A, B, etc.)?
No.
Q2A: If YES, isn’t this machine the best damned thing you’ve ever seen?
N/A
Q2B: If NO …. why not?
Honestly, Stuck, I don’t think I could do it. It would just be giving up too early, in my opinion. But I do believe those who have focused entirely on their real, or self-perceived, pain often see it as the only choice they have/had.
Supposedly those that have jumped off the Golden Gate and survived, acknowledged they felt they had made a mistake jumping (or, rather, they had regret as they fell). It’s also been said that those who have no hope, won’t jump, because they see no need. Maybe because they have a full acceptance of their situation. Instead, it is those harboring cognitive dissonance who kill themselves. Perhaps out of anger or a sense of unfairness or fear or shame?
Good perspective, Un.
Ahhh, sure their is no pain says the company selling these Boob Tubes. What did they do have a séance to verify this, giggle.
Why is this contraption the size of an iron lung? If the point is to decrease oxygen and increase nitrogen couldn’t they go with a machine with a light weight helmet design?
Better question: why is it called Sarco, not Sarca?
I raise you
I bet the whole thing doubles as a coffin.
Good instincts.
There you go Stephanie! Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door. Of course, if you mass produce the death helmet, you might get competition from the Ronco version. After 3 easy payments of $9.99, they’ll mail you a plastic bag and a big rubber band.
bet they don’t sell these things on credit.
Order before midnight, and get 2!!..in case the first one springs a leak.
No, I will trust God to decide. I don’t even take pets to the vet for that, because I prefer them dying on their pet bed at home rather than on a metal table, fearful, with a needle shoved up the paw as the last thing that happens to them. Or take them into the woods, securely attach to tree, do the deed yourself.
Have done both. At home on their bed, surrounded by their favorite things, is definitely the way to do it.
Our vet makes special house calls for this purpose. First a tranquilizer shot, a 10 minute final goodbye, then the Last Shot. Amazing to see the release from pain and stress into some kind of comfort in the infinite. The Rainbow Bridge.
My last dog suffered mightily…
I slept on the floor with him for two weeks.
He hung on for us.
I weep as I recall his suffering. Our family took him in to the Vet.
He was at peace, surrounded by those that loved him. It was a Mercy…
Don’t tell me he should have suffered until the end at home….
Virgil…they certainly can break our hearts. I feel your pain. What I meant, and I’m pretty sure Svarga meant also, is that there are vet services that come to your home and put them to sleep the way you want it done. For a painful, but necessary event, it is/was a beautiful experience when it was time to say goodbye.
I’m sorry for your loss.
Thanks. That helps.
I do appreciate the wisdom expressed by some hear on TBP.
I need an anchor in this tumultuous sea of life.
Thanks to all the old timers who continue to share their lives and perspectives.
You will never know the value of your thoughts to those of us who “lurk” in the shadows.
Yes. Line them up in advance as they typically require an appointment a couple of days in advance at least.
If you don’t have a vet compassionate enough to come to your house to put a best friend down, you need a new vet.
Still an issue of availability, even with a compassionate vet.
Everyone has the hallmark image but nothing ever goes that way. I fully agree with your thoughts. We gave a dog we had adopted 3 hours of drowning in his own fluids before calling a traveling vet. He passed in our living room with our other dog there keeping him company. Far better than it dragging out any longer.
1: It had been for extreme cases of my own bodily state, when I was still an atheistic Individualist.
Since I discovered what God is [cannot say “found” in my case] I hadn’t thought this through again, but on quick reflection I now tend towards a pretty strict ‘No‘.
Roughly along the lines of “he who has a ‘why’ can bear almost any ‘how’.”
3: No matter my answer on #1, there are always means available to achieve a super quick or painless death, as long as you still have freedom of movement…
Hmmm…maybe there’s hope for you after all.
While I believe 100% in freedom and the immortality of SOUL. God encourages life in all forms, and Satan encourages death, destruction, and all of its forms. This is the battle going on in our inner worlds. We recognize the evil, but we do not give into it.
Yes, see/acknowledge the darkness, but don’t dwell in it.
Suicide?
This article should have been deleted before it came out. Nothing has happened and you are already choosing an exit plan. Level of commitment has been established.
“What if God can’t reconstruct a head that’s in a thousand little fragments?” Unbelievably illogical question.
Those who fail to plan should plan to fail.
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Just a little gallows humor.
Part of this mindset of putting suicide into a category ‘not to be discussed’ was originated by slave owning oligarchs who did not want to lose valuable property in this way. “Let’s say that God forbids it… that should do the trick!”
My belief is that all those who die too soon, be it accident or suicide, human or animal, will incarnate again to finish their soul’s journey, which is unique and different for everyone.
I used to work with a fellow who said if he knew a nuke was coming he would go outside and try to catch it.
The saved man is already dead, buried and resurrected. The point is moot.
Colossians 3:1-3 KJB… “If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God.”
Satan encourages death, destruction, and all of it forms and God life. Your quote above refers to the afterlife. Don’t mix the two up. This is not a think. This is a know with all my heart and Soul.
“Your quote above refers to the afterlife. Don’t mix the two up.”
No, you’re wrong, it does not. It refers to my current existence. I am dead, buried and resurrected in the here and now.
Romans 6:6-11 KJB… “Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin. For he that is dead is freed from sin. Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him: Knowing that Christ being raised from the dead dieth no more; death hath no more dominion over him. For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God. Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord.”
My “old man” the unsaved me, he no longer exists. He is dead. God killed him, thank God! He wants you dead too… 😊
GCP, I have a old (1923) New Testament in Latin, (Novum Testamentum). It was published in Paris and distributed by French Chaplains to military prisoners. If you interested, I mail it to you.
My email is: [email protected]
Of course it’s a gift and it will cost nothing at all. Let say “Pay it Forward” (I hate Spacey).
Oh my… That is an amazingly generous offer Georges! How very kind of you!
I don’t know how I could possibly say no to such a gift… 😊
My most sincere thanks… I will cherish it and pass it to my son (comes the time) who has learned the book well and studied Latin for years! His turn to learn me a thing or two…!
I am forever grateful and pray the grace and peace of our Lord be with you always.
Ted
Hi Ted, my gut told me you were the one who should get it. I’m in the process of selling my house and I’m giving away many things. But I figured this should be in the hands of someone liki you.
Email me your address and I shipped it immediately.
Georges
Ah, come on, Stucky! This is funny! EC woulda laughed!
That Shit Hits the Fan stuff isn’t what would make me want to kill myself. It’s the ridiculously tiny the stuff – the stuff that no one could ever believe would push you over the edge – that would be the impetus for me. I actually was thinking that way intermittently for a day or so about 5 weeks ago about something at work that literally no one else in this country would get that anxious about. I came very close to letting someone down, and I pride myself on never letting anyone down – except, of course, my family on a constant basis.
I would not use the death pod, Stucky. I’d probably drive 100 mph into a bridge abutment. I don’t think I’ll ever do it, but if I did it would be an impulse that I would immediately regret. I would never live close to the Golden Gate Bridge for that reason, and as much as I have become a rabid gun rights person, I don’t have any guns precisely because the odds that I’d shoot myself are not low over a long enough time frame.
TERRIBLE choice, Iska!! There was a picture in the NY post last week …. an 18 wheeler smashed into the rear end of a small car pushing it into another 18 wheeler, and the entire cab of the first semi truck resting on the car. The car looked as if it was a small cubed pancake.—- And the person lived!! None of the first responders could hardly believe it. What I’m saying is, obviously, that you could survive a 100mph crash. Not likely … but, possible. Then you’d be a vegetable the rest of your life.
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The carrot family went on a leisurely drive when a drunk smashed into them at 100 mph. Mom and dad survived with minor injuries. But, baby carrot was seriously injured. “Will he live???” asked momma carrot. “Yes,” said the doctor, “but he’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life.”
Don’t let that happen to you!
I agree. If you’re gonna off yourself, it needs to be a 100% success rate sure deal.
Some people do die a peaceful painless death. My Father did, died in his sleep, just stopped breathing . My Mother said it was like a small child falling asleep. My Mother died in similar fashion at 99.
My personal experience is that no matter how accepting you may be of your eventual death, the organism that is your brain does not want to die and will fight with the other organs to keep the brain alive. I found it to be quite a revelation.
Praying for you Iska. We need you here.
I had a close friend who asked me to come over and pick up his firearms for a similar reason. He had health problems and was having difficulty dealing with the pain. Wanted the temptation removed.
One day I saw my brother Carl David in his car with 6 bullet holes in the roof; I said what the hell did you do that for? He said it was better than putting 6 holes in my head… His beautiful wonderful wife had left him so I understood and was grateful he had maintained that much sanity at the moment…
Not that I presume to know your brother’s details, but how beautiful and wonderful could his wife be if she left? I know it’s he said, she said, with the truth somewhere in between, but still…
a simple mechanical means via a gun or an elaborate rube goldberg contraption of modern electronics and software… jump!
Before I used it I’d make sure it worked as advertised by trying it out on my mother-in-law. But then if it worked I’d have no reason to use it for myself.
Me – no. I’m taking some commies with me when I go. That said,
I forgot where I read this . . .
A guy decides to commit suicide. He’s had a running feud with his neighbor. He takes a sawed-off shotgun, breaks into the neighbor’s new car and dyes the interior crimson. No mess for his family to clean up, no horrible memories attached to the home – Best bang for the buck!
You don’t even need that big-ass machine, you can do it yourself with a gas mask and tank.
Nitrogen narcosis happens to deep sea divers; once you pass about 30m (100 ft.) you can no longer breathe pure oxygen because of its weight: it will literally drag you down and your blood to thicken. Thick blood is trouble: strokes, clots, bends. So they mix a small amount of nitrogen in there to lighten themselves, and, sometimes, someone will OD on nitrogen. It’s pretty common to have a little light-headedness just from using nitrogen, but those who have OD’ed all say they had hallucinations and euphoria, so it doesn’t sound like a bad way to go out at all.
To avoid nitrogen narcosis, if divers go below 200 ft. they use a helium/oxygen mix. That would be cool too I think. Because as you’re dying you’re laughing too, making funny voices and such — at least I would be.
Actually oxygen is a poison at depth and the deeper you go the less oxygen is in the mix. Nitrogen is added to counter high pressure nervous syndrome or the “shakes”. As a commercial diver we had to take an oxygen tolerance test in a diving chamber pressurized to 60 feet for 30 minutes. I don’t recall what constituted a failure of the test. Also, after rebuilding a diving helmet with a friend, we hooked it up to a nearby oxygen cylinder and my friend put it on and was checking the intake and exhaust valves when he suddenly started to sway and I caught him just before he fell. We had hooked up to a cylinder used for deep dives which consisted mostly of helium and small amounts of oxygen and nitrogen. He lost consciousness within 30 seconds.
Yes, I also think helium is a fine inert gas for this effect. As long as you are able to exhale co2 and get rid of it, I think any inert gas will do. Nitrous might give a lift at the end.
I don’t know exactly how high but if a pilot suddenly loses cockpit pressure and isn’t wearing his oxygen mask, he’s instantly dead (forget the 30 seconds).
No suicide for me.
If SHTF and things are so sideways that killing oneself seems warranted, I will be busy offing as many liberal, communist pukes as I can until I’m put down. If we all run up the scoreboard there is a better chance of winning.
Don’t duck out of the fight, even if you only take one asshole with you.
Practical to the end. That is awesome. :0
The method itself seems sound – industrial accidents have “killed” a number of people who, when promptly revived with emergency oxygen & such, have reported:
(1) Losing consciousness “like flipping off a light switch”
(2) No pain, at least from the method; if they fell and broke a nose when they hit, that pain waited for revival
(3) No dreams, no thoughts, no nothing
If you are going to take yourself out, nitrogen asphyxiation is probably the kindest, quickest, softest way to go. Just don’t change your mind midway – you can’t back out once you’re in, it requires outside assistance.
I’m one of those “die in a pile of empty brass, surrounded by the bodies of your enemies” types. If I want to do this, however, I won’t need the fancy coffin approach. I have no objection to their approach except it seems excessive, same as the other person who objected that only a helmet would be necessary. Hell, a paper bag would probably do it, with a hose to a nitrogen cylinder / pressure regulator.
No.
Legend among the free solo rock climbers is John Bachar. (Was. He fell. Age 51. There’s old & there’s bold, but old-bold is rare.) His perspective, “Death is a gift. Without it we wouldn’t value life.”
Which says what about a certain compulsion-agenda to deny death, if not attain immortality?
Among other things, Hunter Thompson’s note said “This won’t hurt a bit.”
And while some shots, way off in the distance, might be difficult to make, missing at point blank means what it means. “Attempts” evidence lack of commitment, & were never meant to succeed.
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can’t hit what the eyes can’t see.” ~ Muhammad Ali
That old drinking joke. Guy raises a shot glass to his forehead & says, “I thought I was taller.”
Don Adams, Get Smart, “Missed it by that much.”
“Don’t turn on the lights, I don’t want to see.” ~ Mama Told Me Not To Come, Three Dog Night
A point blank misser might just lie atop this iron nitrogen-lung, waiting for the advertised “no bends” nitrogen narcosis to color him gone in 30 seconds, & then have a very long wait on Godot, indeed.
(The barrel is a tongue depressor. Straight back. Slightly up. Missing is mission impossible, Jim.)
I like to have one of these at my disposal, tho:
<<<The barrel is a tongue depressor. Straight back. Slightly up. Missing is mission impossible, Jim.
It's courteous to use that method with your back to a large sink. Most of your brain will be exiting the back of your skull.
Hat tip to the King Country Medical Examiner.
When my day comes, if I’m still able; I’m going to hobble off into the woods, do my thing and let the animals eat and nature do the rest. Hoping God will bring me home.
No. Go outside. Away from your house and all the memories there. Inside requires special expensive cleanup, but the memories for loved ones left behind cannot be washed away, so your survivors might be forced to sell at a loss and move away.
I’ve heard that old-bold thing before regarding racecar drivers. There are old drivers and bold drivers, but rarely any old, bold drivers.
Reminds me of Audrey the plant in little shop of horrors.
1-No, unless there’s no other choice. Someone will be coming with me though. It wont be pretty.
2A-No.
2B-I like this better… An advent calendar of sorts.
https://boobychristmas.com/
I remember hearing a great Holy Man say that ‘When you discover the power to Create life, then you shall have the right to end life.’
Sticky
Get a hand full of sleeping pills a bottle of whiskey a syringe and a gun. Put a tube from the exhaust of your car and start it. Chase the sleeping pills with a lot of whiskey. Pump some air into your veins and lastly put the gun to your head and pull the trigger.
Guaranteed to work or your money back.
Huh,second rate at best!
First/climb tree with solid limbs/set your self hangman’s noose/2nd pills and booze/third,cut wrists longitude/4th/pistol to head and pull trigger with loaded magazine/chamber.
Finally,laugh at mortician trying to figure cause of death!
Now,if you are really good at this game…….,well,rinse/lather/ repeat!
Life is like Facebook. Can’t wait to see what is going to happen next. Can’t wait to get that next dopamine hit. I am addicted.
Cruel- You need to put the bong down my man.
Won’t that cause depression and maybe even suicide?
Yes, yes it will. Good point. You may have saved some ones life.
I’ll bet one round of .45 ACP is a bit less expensive and if I’m a living vegetable, I won’t know the difference, and most likely a nuisance to whomever and they’ll off me to get out of the way. Is suicide one of my options. Only if I’m out of all other ammo and have my last two rounds left in my handgun and mooslums are running at me full steam, then yep. Otherwise, time and patience will often reveal a solution. It’s okay as an idea. Is the government going to pay for it and tax someone else?
What if ‘thou shall do no murder(Ex 20:13)’ applies to yourself? What if someone else thinks that your body is not yours but rather is His and that a price was paid for it? 1Cor 6:19.
Sigh…..,your net connection more then earned here!
I still say you will push a gerbil narrative/captain crunch mania ect. and again fuel my fears of your internet connectivity,that said,till then,well done!
I’ve never laughed so hard while reading the comment section. Who knew that suicide planning could be so fun.
Don’t kill yourself, Stucky. Besides, that thing probably costs $20K.
If you want to die a painless death by your own hand, and want to spare
your loved ones finding you splashed all over the walls, dangling in a closet,
or finding you at all, here is an answer.
Buy the best large bottle of the alcohol of your choice. Mine would be a Jereboam
of either Veuve Cliquot or Tattinger champagne, or a 1.75 liter of Oban or McCallan
scotch. You then drive to a remote place when the temperature is well below freezing.
This is very easy where I live in Colorado in winter. Any mountain pass would be
perfect at night. They regularly get below zero daily. But it just needs to be cold.
Wear light clothing, play music you love, roll down the windows and start drinking.
After a short while you will be deliciously drunk and hypothermic. When you start
to feel warm, you’re almost there. The Highway Patrol will eventually find you
perfectly preserved and will inform those that care. Clean, painless, and enjoyable.
For those of you in warm climes, you’ll need to come to cold.
Gotta do it before the dementia kicks all the way in tho. Therein lies the catch.
Is there a Sarco capsule for Earth? I would like to buy one.
This is a less graphic pic than what was shown in court. It was horrifying. Google censors. Even the pic didn’t come up after clicking the link. Google James Vance.
https://images.app.goo.gl/ZR7wMgizurijKru29
At this point in my life, no.
You don’t need this gizmo, just head over to the compressed gas distributor and pick up a small cylinder of some inert gas (nitrogen, argon or helium).
One solution I’ve considered would be to hire a hit man. The only problem would be payment – if I pay him up front, he might take the money and run, if I wait til the job is done, how does that work?
Come on. We all know there is really only one way to off yourself in Covid land. The FAUCI SPECIAL. A really nice dose of Remdesivir and the incubator. 100% effective. They could even make a nice Jingle.
If your down and feeling unspecial.
Fix yourself up with the Fauci special.
Yours Truly
HWB
Suicide ….HELL NO……Is that the Dr Kevorkian Platinium Model ?
IF the shit hits the fan I want to take out the tyrants that caused it all…..and any of the petty local dictators .
Just so yah’ know Stuck…I’m working on a postmortem adrenalin shot that can be given to someone in a casket. It’ll come in a concealable palm injector that will allow the person to inject the deceased without anyone knowing.
The adrenalin will cause the deceased to move,shake,quiver and then fart…..much to the dismay of the loved ones…and to the delight of those that didn’t like him or her anyway.
Once I have the shot on the market ( on the dark web no doubt) I’ll start work on the next version that will cause flame to come the deceased’s butt hole …a skid mark for the ages !
Q1: No.
Q2B: I am a Catholic, suicide is a mortal sin.*
I do believe in removing life support if a person is brain dead.