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Stay tuned for some cowrate’
I’m running on a generator right now. Brutal 60+mph winds. Mi. U.P. last several days.
Gas for the generator, White Russians for Mix.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Some folks are like Slinky’s….they aren’t worth much but they make you laugh when you push them down the stairs .
Where in the U.P.? My Mom grew up in Negaunee.
Yeah. My Mrs. is a yooper eskimo – Escanaba.
The eastern Hiawatha National Forest. Chippewa, Mackinaw counties.
I love the U.P. Camp at 12 mile beach on the shore of Lake Superior. Winters are fucking brutal though. 250 inches of snow! WTF…
Here you go, sir. It’s a bit yellow. Hope you don’t mind.
Oh, no,no.
All the better…
Siwwy white man hurt his bwalls.
Handrail FACED! before the impulse buy rack demolition.
Not just any artist, a rocky art…
That’s certainly a silly walk…
Oui oui, le marche futile.
Joe Biden practicing a little self-defecating humor…in his younger days.
Close…
so close….
Gotta settle for the NUTSACKED!
That’s what his balls are going to look like in the morning.
Nobody can accuse him of “being on the ball”.
Tailboned!
That piece of stupid is going to cost his parents 10’s of thousands of $$$ in copays until he is 26. Oh, that’s if they even have ins.
No, sir, I’m afraid there’s no ointment for hatchet in the head, unless you count embalming fluid.
Loading dock dirt FACED!
How to become a Biden voter.
Not quite. He’s not dead yet.
Quite a selleck group of gifs Knit, you’re well on your way to making fugimn a happy camper.
Happy indeed.
Quite titillated, if I do say so myself.
The Monty Python illustrations and yours are only aiding, Mr.Mix.
Cowrate’
Donald would have seen that coming!
Cow Doc Donald.
And bovine hoof FACED!
You’re not sticking your arms up my ass faced
Joe Biden wrestling with Covid restrictions…border…economy…Depends
That night, lying in the hospital bed without legs, Sam had second thoughts.
Silly fool, where’s the hat and rake?
Not the first time she’s been overwhelmed by a face full of balls.
Well, if you want to be smothered with balls…
She’s fit and flexible.
Application accepted…
Not the ass-pounding she expected…
Surfs up but not much else for a couple of weeks.
Another of the “vaccinated”
NUTSACKED by the surfboard!
Surf-board nutsacked!!
I can’t stop laughing…
brandon voter
Almost, he’s a proud graduate of the Alec Balldwin School of gun safety
Mossberg pistol grip FACED!
But I’ve seen that on in real life.
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath…
It’s cousin…”scope eye”
Hmmmp, the New Green Deal is a facade. Who woulda thunked it?
Canada’s special forces will make our enemies laugh twice before attacking.
Punching bag FACED!
1!…2!…3!…4!…
I’m Mr. Jill Biden , Vice President of the Harris administration and my handlers approved this message. Whispers “Can I get someone to wipe my butt for me now?”
See your honor? It was not me drinking and driving, my Tesla is hitting the jug again.
This ends about 10 seconds too soon.
Yup.
Who let that fucker out of jail in Wisconsin
Who would that be? One of the BLM thugs?
Congrats to ALL for last week’s record breaking FF … well over 1,000 posts!
I think Cow Doc would have enjoyed this brief vid …
My name is…
My motto is…
Skitzeye and Let’s Go Brandon
Stucky,
The FF family thanks you for the mention.
For the record:
10-2-20 – 1084 comments
9-23-21 – 1062 ”
12-10-21 – 1045 ”
8-13-21 – 1021 ”
A Bronze but still a medal last week. Thanks again
Umm, I live here, try the udder door.
That was a near cowtastrophy!
How she steered it out, I don’t know.
while we put out the man of honors head, meanwhile…
Ohhh dat ass… me wanna tap it!
Friend: How was your party? Jimmy: It. Was. A. Blowout.
We used to fill garbage bags with argon gas and shoot them with tracer rounds…made one hell of a big bang !
Flunked Chem? Argon is inert.
That’s why it’s used for MIG welding.
All the way on the end of the periodic table lads.
With the rest of the inert gases.
No spare electrons…
Fill it with hydrogen.. “OH the humanity…”
If you meant acetylene, yeah…that’s a big boom. Used to fill up small bags and use a long cannon fuse. Argon is an inert gas = no boom.
More fun to get an oxy-acetylene torch going with a nice blue flame-extinguish it then put the torch head in a bag then light it-perfect gas-oxy mix for a nice boom.
Probably meant acetylene …..
Do I get the first comment or is everyone playing a trick on a newbie?
I’ve been pranked!
This is nkit’s day… Got to live with it.
It’s everybody’s day, Georges S. Pitch in and help out.
It’s nkit’s world, we just live in it.
Welcome to f.f. Bindy.
Buddy FACED! (it’s a twofer.)
Jock an Jill, went up the hill (ok, they are already over the hill.)
Slomo nutsacked with body armor…
Jock sap.
Wait til Kamala takes a peek under that jock strap and finds a giant dick.
I would think she already knows what is in her jockstrap.
Do you know karate?
Aunti Fah!
hotfoot
The stupid, it burns.
The making of a split personality.
Did the guys warn her to really hang on? If not, I blame them.
I’m ok with 10% for The Big Guy if this the kind of kick back.
Pistol scope FACED!
Marriage material.
Fit and flexible!
With balance!
I want one!
I’m sorry. I have a thing about teasing animals………….It’s just me. You still rule nkit.
Not just for cats anymore!
Biden’s image of him going back to Trumps border policy.
Come, we go.
Early family movies from Houston’s mayor.
Not the chicago mayor?
So blacks are destroying private property and whites are having the government steal from society so they can live out their space fantasies? Not sure this was the best comparison.
What makes you think this is government?
Do you see any US insignia anywhere?
Government is subsidizing all of it 8n one form or another.
Who subsidizes/pays “the government”?
They steal some from us and print the rest.
Steve Fossett and many others did amazing things without
any government subsidy. The men in the picture I posted
are in a balloon gondola. They most likely aren’t Americans.
But they are white and not destroying anything.
My point in a nutshell.
Progress vs. Regression?
It’s not regression in the case of Negros; they arrived 80,000 years behind us and have only made up a couple. With 80 avg IQs, they will only fall farther behind.
Definitely fantasies as there is no getting to “space”.
Free, except we’ll be paying 500 bucks to fill our gas tanks with the inflation BBB causes, and though I have nothing against a black woman marrying a white man, I hate it when you shove it down my throat. So, kindly stick all this woke business up your arse.
Government has no solutions , only bad options.
Yes indeedy.
Thus the joke.
I’m fed up with it too…along with the people, like relatives, that give me uncomfortable looks when I give voice to my understandable concern for the corruption of our Nation.
You need to let folks know that you’re being sarcastic … some of them obviously think you’re being … serious —
Thank you, Tony, not everybody gets Bob’s pass.
Hey…they are a shoe in for most TV commercials…without an agent…so there is that…
“Shoo-in”
They already have it…It is called Headstart
tubular, man…
Looks more like tubular, girl.
totally, dog
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tagger FACED!
Chump!
1st demo of holding the can correctly
Better yet…
♫ Are the stars out tonight ♫♫
Fake tits….but I’ll take’em
I finally understand the attraction of stargazing, though I’d still prefer nipple gazing.
Without nipples, titties are pointless.
Tits are good..especiallyafterthe stars are peeled off.
And in 5 years we get to hear your victory speech.
Must be Biden, he is not really on our team.
Everybody has a lucky shot.
Let’s hope some don’t get away with it.
AND kill someone!
Ovechkin with the empty-netter!
Maybe next month.
LOLLL!
Condiment faced
Proud sailors demonstrate homegrown tech: Canada’s newest submarine!
Ah yes, the hippo on a rope theme.
Always a f.f. favorite.
Ahhh … once again the tests show that gravity works …
Buoyancy and density, not gravity- there is no such thing.
HAHAHAHA!
It NEVER gets old.
Why do these people think they can hold their own weight when they don’t even exercise?
Multiple fat people FACED!
OMG, thanks Anonymous!
Kamala running for president, she totally fucks it up but somehow still gets there.
fat chick FLOP
It’s a boy!
Hunter’s latest painting, after smoking a bowl of Parmesan.
Double FAIL !
Great.
If you gotta go, better go somewhere else. This one is booked solid.
It felt great wiping my arse with Hillary Clinton’s memoir.
Stylin’
Now that’s a reading room
She hasn’t had that spill since 1969.
All I wanted was a White Russian, but now…
Great. Now what say we have some real fun with your flexibility?
FOMG!
The hits keep on coming!
Fit, flexible, balance, and asian!!!
I’ll take 3!
He just vanished into thin air….
Future pope.
After he was security door FACED!
looks like the pan can’t handle it.
Jiffy plop.
The left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing.
Pulled over to take a break.
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
A gate will keep the honest ones out…and the stupid.
Kollij Gradjewits
Someone owes someone dinner.
Are you allowed to play off someone else’s ball?
Yes. No different, that hitting a branch, tree, or other ‘obstruction”.
Except when putting. If you don’t ask to have a ball spotted and you hit it, it is a penalty.
The emphasis is on retardant.
Womans best friend, conceal carry… pop pop
At least she is onto these dirtbags right away and knew what to do… kudos
Innercity graduate.
Street Smart girl. Cowardly men steal from a woman-very low.