GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

quote weinstein biden let me stick in you or lose your job

joe biden forget what lets go brandon means tv

when you reach peak government efficiency gutter

things so awful even biden saying lets go brandon

if stop testing omicron goes away becomes colds

kids under desks protect nuclear bomb familiar masks

vaccination sets me free masks digital pass

quote zappa most important thing not interfere others life

vacation john candy sorry folks customers only like catching covid from vaccinated

matrix 4 vaccine passport masks

message people right side history fighting for liberty not censorship reeducation camps lisa simpson

when meme offends both republicans and democrats

mainstream media sleeping waukesha maxwell trial not lets go brandon

quote aoc capitalism socialism oppresses

fck trump 4 years 2021 lets go brandon threat to democracy

tweet jason bassler mcdonalds covid vaccines incestuous relationship government corporations

laps variant covid booster shot

simpsons when share fries eat hers

visual representation phone autocorrected to duck

old lady joints are stiff rolling too tight

tweet dad ordering pineapple gluten free pizza

tweet setting goals 2022 or survive it

tweet being libertarian nightltime snifling sneezing omicron

tweet forklift end text conversation with thumbs up

tweet holland santa rolos stocking

message government account your money not they spend should be replaced

quote cs lewis of all tyrannies sincerely for good of victims most oppressive conscience

sponge bob 3 stages growing up dumb motivated f everything

cat tree 911 call

couldnt find carrots snowman grabbed moms drawer

cnn investigate pedophile rings no employ yes

rudolph red nosed changes name rolanda dominates female reindeer games

tweet murder podcasts before watch lists

tweet flirting friendly awkward then flirting

message no rules saying new years resolutions cant be evil bert

veterinarian cat medicine give

clitorus precise hit chain reaction star wars

dog miss you cards stepped outside went shopping work

meat mortgage inflation right wing talking point drowning

country is institutionally racist leftists control all big tech media corporations

me watching santa struggle razor wire set up fireplace feds might try that baby yoda

all i want for christmas realize not against each other against government

it joker clowns omicron shown around by delta

conspiraciy theories all true see future jedi trait

tweet flaming christmas tree got own show foxnews beating colbert ratings

tweet christmas 1776 americas first christmas

Via Politically Incorrect Humor

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a strongly worded protest
a strongly worded protest
January 1, 2022 11:08 am

a new “burning platform!!”

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
January 1, 2022 11:15 am

…& they cant even spell clitoris. No wonder it’s so hard to find.

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:26 am

Bizzare I live in France and never heard (read) about it. Even on the conspiracy platforms.

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:27 am

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incredulous Observer
incredulous Observer
  Georges S
January 1, 2022 3:05 pm

Only in your dreams. I have seen some lesbians. Most are really, really fat and ugly, too. They comprise about half the staff at the quickie marts in my area. The rest of the staff are skinny, toothless meth addicts with open sores all over their hands, arms, and faces.If you want to see some, visit any quickie mart in the midwest USA. To top it off, corporate management has forced all of them to be vaccinated with the shit shot. I am leery of being around them or touching the money they hand back as change after I pay.

In the future, I will just buy gasoline at the pump with a debit or credit card and skip going inside. I wear nitrile gloves when I touch the pump handle and also when I go to the grocery store. The clerks think the plastic shields are there to protect them from me, but I think the plastic shield is to protect me from them.

todd
todd
  incredulous Observer
January 1, 2022 5:58 pm

i think casey’s must have set a really high quota for hiring them…thick as ozark seed ticks in there.

a9racer
a9racer
  Georges S
January 2, 2022 10:46 am

On one hand, I hate that Hollywood has to “woke” everything.
On the other hand would be lotion…

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:28 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Georges S
January 1, 2022 2:19 pm

au contraire, he works in the park, fertilizing plants.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
January 2, 2022 9:58 am

That’s just part-time.

a9racer
a9racer
  Anonymous
January 2, 2022 10:51 am

Daisies

a9racer
a9racer
  Georges S
January 2, 2022 10:50 am

Did you just assume “his” gender? Heard it’s name is Eileen

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:29 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:29 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:30 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:30 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:31 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:32 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:33 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:33 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:34 am

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  Georges S
January 2, 2022 1:08 pm

…yet.

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:34 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:34 am

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Ken31
Ken31
  Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:41 am

Great one.

JKaufman357
JKaufman357
  Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:55 am

“Top-rated Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli.”

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:35 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:35 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:36 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:36 am

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Ken31
Ken31
  Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:41 am

You are hired, George. You are now the Nkit of Government and Media Ridicule features. No need to thank me.

Georges S
Georges S
  Ken31
January 1, 2022 11:50 am

Thanks, I’m gonna blush! Do I have to change my name?

a9racer
a9racer
  Georges S
January 2, 2022 10:52 am

And cut your hair

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:37 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:37 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:38 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:39 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:39 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:40 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:41 am

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Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Georges S
January 1, 2022 2:30 pm

I’ll just leave this here….
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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Mygirl....maybe
January 1, 2022 5:57 pm

Best ^^^^

BL
BL
  Glock-N-Load
January 1, 2022 6:22 pm

MyG- Me likey. Sic ’em.

B_MC
B_MC
  Mygirl....maybe
January 1, 2022 6:28 pm

There is a Claire Wolfe piece that goes with that….

“If I can’t buy groceries, nobody’s gonna buy groceries”: A New Year’s think piece

https://www.clairewolfe.com/blog/2022/01/01/if-i-cant-buy-groceries-nobodys-gonna-buy-groceries-a-new-years-think-piece/

a9racer
a9racer
  Mygirl....maybe
January 2, 2022 10:54 am

Well MG, my version is “If I have to come back with a mask, I ain’t payin”

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:42 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:42 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:43 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:43 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:44 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:44 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Georges S
January 2, 2022 12:45 am

God – WTF? Over

Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:44 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:45 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:45 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:46 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:46 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:46 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 11:47 am

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Georges S
Georges S
January 1, 2022 12:01 pm

I just signed up at Reporterre.net so I might translate some article and propose them to Admin

clbrto
clbrto
January 1, 2022 1:15 pm

Thank you for the several first laughs of 2022.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
January 1, 2022 2:25 pm

Love it….