Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you’ve been vaccinated.

The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.

Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. “You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it’ll really bump up that vaccine efficacy.”

“We do still recommend masks, though,” he added.

California governor Gavin Newsom has picked up on the new trend and doubled down with a new requirement that all Californians be forcibly infected by a legion of transients. The new program is expected to create millions of jobs.

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise

10
Leave a Reply

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka

Not that far off, since South Africa’s Dr. Chetty speculates that Omicron is a man made live attenuated vaccine. The question is, is there a longer term downside to a strain that appears initially less serious?

AK John

The nature of all living things is to survive. Virus’s always get weaker so they may infect more people and survive.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka

Yes, Mueller’s ratchet. However, with my universal mantra of everything is a lie until proven otherwise, to assume anything following “nature” these days may be an oversimplification in a 5D chess Black Mirror/Bandersnatch world.

AK John

I don’t know whether to say you had me or lost me at ratchet.

ICE-9
ICE-9

I know a guy who took one of those new Covid tests and it came back positive for Climate Change.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

He is obviously exhaling too much CO2. Is he a politician per chance?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

That’s funny.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

I wish someone would text that to Amy Coney Barrett, but she wouldn’t get it.

Thunderbird
Thunderbird

Our country is being run by many stupids. If we would have let this thing pass it would be gone already. All these mandates of wearing masks and social distancing is based on emotional opinions rather than reason and logic. A virus attacks the weak and compromised. The way we humans have always dealt with this is by isolating the vulnerable and letting the rest of us gain natural immunity by our exposure to it.

The reason this fake pandemic has lasted so long is because we have educated idiots running the show. Computer models are just that; computer models. They are not reality. Reason and logic does not work outside of reality where facts do not exist. Computer models are not reality. They are speculation.

The wearing of masks and social distancing go against much reason & logic and many facts that were not looked at such as the health effect of breathing one’s exhaust all day; not to mention the psychological effects on children. Lockdowns have had a severe effect on many people trapped in isolation. But one positive thing came out of all these lockdowns and mandates. It exposed all the tyrants that we live with. Now we can make sure the ones in power will be removed and never allowed to have power again. And this includes the judges that sided with them. One of my goals for this year is to work for their removal from power by constantly reminding people what they are and campaigning against them when they choose to run in political contests. I hope all reading this will do the same.

The art of the politician is honed by constantly socializing to get their position and then keeping it. This gives them little time to read and educate themselves on what is going on. Therefore we must seek out those with the skills to solve problems and a vision that focuses on prosperity.

very old white guy
very old white guy

The Bee just gets too close to the truth.

Discover more from The Burning Platform

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading