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I was thinking about awarding FF of the Week to the clowns in charge of Australia, who just this week canceled the visa of the best tennis player in the world for the second time so he can’t play tennis because otherwise they’d have to admit that natural immunity is a thing; and for arresting a lady for not wearing a mask outside even though there is no longer a mandate to wear a mask outside because she was resisting arrest.
Then I was thinking of awarding it to the clowns in charge of China, who have locked people in their homes with no access to food or medicine or anything else to protect them from a cold. They may die of starvation but at least they won’t get a sore throat.
Then I was thinking I have to award it to the clown in charge of Quebec who has imposed a 10 PM curfew to protect the sheeple from a cold and proposed charging people extra taxes for not taking the jab. Va te faire foutre, Legault.
Then I was thinking of awarding it to the clown in charge of New York state who proposed legislation allowing the governor to imprison anyone she considers a threat to public health, which would include pretty everyone reading this. To give credit where it’s due, however, she has achieved the impossible: she’s worse than Cuomo.
Then I was thinking of awarding it to the clown in charge of the US who reacted to the Supreme Court demolishing his vaccine mandate by counseling businesses to ignore the Supreme Court. Coming from the man who said, “Let’s go, Brandon, I agree,” I guess companies have to take him seriously.
Then I was thinking of awarding it to the vice-clown of the US who said this, “It is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is everyday. Everyday it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down and so right now we know we still have a number of people that is in the millions of Americans who have not been vaccinated and could be vaccinated and we are urging them to get vaccinated because it will save their life.” I haven’t the first clue what this means but it does qualify her for consideration of FF of the Week.
Then I was thinking of awarding it to the clowns in charge of Israel who are treating criticism of covid policies as national security offense, implying prison sentences. I guess they didn’t understand when the world demanded they treat the Palestinians the way they treat the Jews, they didn’t mean turning their guns on the Jews.
Then I was thinking of awarding it to the clown in charge of Pfizer who stated, “Two doses of the vaccine offers very limited protection, if any,” thereby admitting the entire charade in 11 words. I hope there’s a tenth circle of hell for this monster.
But then I read the McClowns in charge of Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver evicted a family for being unvaccinated. I guess the reasoning was something like: “Having a child with cancer hasn’t made your life miserable enough for our satisfaction, so we’re going to fuck you up even more.” Or maybe, thinking the “vaccines” actually work, their rationale was, “Your child is welcome to die of cancer here, but not covid! Get out!”
Congrats, you heartless McFuckingClown bastards, you win. And I hate your hamburgers.
Very astute thinking…I concur with your choice…
So the award goes to an actual clown. This was pure 24ct gold!!
That was a fun show.
In Biden’s America…
Spot on Bob!!! Very well said, Sir. I quit eating at MickyD’s when they tried to get their Franchise Owners to open up on Christmas Day. SMH. Screw you MickyD’s!!! Plus, they are mandating the Jab for their employees.
My mouse must have superpowers, it gave you 7 thumbs up with one click!
No, that’s quite normal. Between the time your computer loaded the page, and the time you clicked thumbs up, six other people clicked it. It only updates the count in response to your click, not continuously.
Well they can get 6 free mcturd nuggets for free with every booster they take…
Stack’m up kids… rona’ s here to give you a shot…
Why anyone eats that rubbish is beyond me…
Epic. Well done.
Thanks for the award, Bob.
Vancouver edition.
Just leave the McNuggets alone.
https://mcbroken.com/
We are all chuckling, bur nobody want to encourage that.
Good ole Rotten Ron
Here’s an interesting bit of info over at the Gateway Pundit- teams are being sent into remote jungle villages in Brazil to vaccinate indigenous tribes against covid. The teams have to travel by boat for hours to reach the isolated villages.
Why don’t they leave them alone? They wouldn’t have contact with any possibly infected people. The most likely way they would get infected is by getting infected by the people coming to give them the clot shots!
Because openly murdering them would be wrong, but murdering them with the jab is A-OK.
Welcome to 2020 too, Bob
2020.2
Well done sir. I have been battling cancer for the past 6 years with chemo, radiation and surgeries. I would not wish it upon my worst enemy. May whoever made that decision for that poor child join the Phizer idiot in that 10th circle of hell.
Just got out of surgery first thing I do is go to Friday Fails… I know, I know… Everyone is thinking … What a clown. 😂
Fortunately for that family, they have found alternate local housing, also at no charge to the family.
And if I lived in Vancouver, I would offer them the use of myRV for free. Sorry, I’m in Texas.
Okay you qualify for the cover of the next issue of Self Magazine in our “Future of Fitness” series, with a complimentary membership on our 2022 Fitness Advisory Board!
God I love fat people falling videos. I stumbled upon one randomly the other day when I was searching for “fat people falling”.
You stumbled on a fat person!?!? How is that possible??
Let alone ‘randomly stumbled’.
That’s “metabolically challenged” people, …hater…
I believe CoachGregAdams refers to them as “Busted Up Pillsbury Biscuit Cans”.
But you don’t usually get that distinctive popping sound with fat people.
And if you do, you should clear the room.
In college there was a girl who frequented on of the local nightspots wearing a tight leather halter top. She was plump and very white so I referred to her as the ‘Pillsbury Dough Girl’.
Dinesh D’Souza said he had a pal in east India who really wanted to go to America where even the poor people are fat.
India is lousy with fatties
He is a plagiarist and saboteur. I got sucked into taking him seriously too, so don’t feel bad.
Not one comment that she BENT the bar she fell on!!! Look at it.
Sounds like our military, schools etc, need to lower the bar for everyone
This is a good method to prevent fat people from getting skinny.
You, too.
With a diet coke.
It’s all about balance.
Trying out for the next generation of the Michelen Man.
fat little shit soccer ball FACED!
What is this, Fat Fuck Friday Fail week, nkit?
Was asking myself the same question.
Mr. Creosote makes a 2nd appearance on FF.
But it’s wafer thin.
That’s the menu for McDonalds
C’mon, don’t pick on Izzy. He really did have a medical problem.
I’m sorry he has this affliction. I’m sure he didn’t ask for it, or choose it. I don’t blame him for it. Nevertheless, he really ought to be more discreet, and keep it covered, not walk around practically naked in public.
I feel the same way about homosexuals. I don’t want to know about it.
I’ll allow it.
why yes, BobP, yes it is..
It’s about time.
I hate seeing fat useless slobs in their electric fatmobiles taking up space in the grocery store.
Annnnnd…..the majority are either beaner or black.
I’ll allow it.
Betcha she got 2 blacks when her tits walloped her face
She’s positively svelte compare to the previous three.
WTF, Bob? this is f.f.
svelte
svĕlt
adjective
Slender or graceful in figure or outline; slim.
Attractively thin; gracefully slender.
refined, delicate
Grow up
Tech support request.
Previously, used to be able to find a .jpg file, or a .gif file somewhere on the web, then
right click me little mousie, and from the pop up menu, used to be able to select:
“Copy image address”, then come back to FF, put the cursor in the field for “Leave a Reply”,
then simply hit paste.
The URL would show, with a .jpg or a .gif suffix.
Now, all these attempts end up with a long string of characters with no suffix, but a Google User Content prefix,
and an utter failure these last few Fridays, to contribute to the cause for light hearted humor and buxom babes.
Now, nKit, flash, Colorado Artist, and some others (no disrespect, if my sorry ass couldn’t remember other good contributors),…they don’t seem to be having the same problem.
FWIW, I browse with DuckDuckGo, not Gargle.
What the hell is going on?
Something on my end? or do all my sources now have Copy and Paste prevention measures.
I wanna play, too, but they ain’t letting me.
Can ya hep a brudder out?
Anyone?
Techies?
Nerds?
Web Masters?
TIA, amigos!
So, meantime, I’m left to type out a weak attempt at a funny.
From the sign outside of El Arroyo, in Austin, Texas:
“The only thing that’s ever in bed with me is crumbs.”
Moreso now yes… Goes inline with disabling the right mouse click to bring up menu selection.
I’ve noticed it with Youtube.
The first time will link fine, after that, the just the url with a bunch of shit after it.
OK, so this is a test:
Link:
“https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thevintagenews.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F11%2F800px-bademoter_pa_20-tallet_-_swimsuit_fashion_in_the_20ties_34815828503-395×640.jpg&f=1&nofb=1”
Pic:
&f=1&nofb=1
Second test:
Link:
“https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.UiYAmdKQBSmIEClDQ0sdaQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1”
No pic. Link:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.UiYAmdKQBSmIEClDQ0sdaQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1
This was done using the duckduckgo image search, capturing the image (or thumb) using Copy Image Link. Notice that these URLs are pretty messed up. The second one is a thumbnail and does not work unless you click on it. I think because it lacks the JPG it gets turned into a link.
These appear to point back to duck duck go, which goes to the originating site to get the image. This is good for privacy I suppose. Note that if you cut and paste the second test link without the quotes it will (for me anyway) load the image. The browser knows it is an image without the .jpg.
Hope this helps!
Note that if you go to some random site and copy an image link, the original site may prevent you from showing the image. This is because they do not want people stealing their content. This kind of blocking is very common.
If you are finding an image in a gallery of images, you need to first click on the image of choice so that there is only one you are seeing,, rather than trying to link to it from the gallery.
frothy, I’m having the same problems. Some of my regular sites are coding their content so you can not steal it. Lately, a lot of sites are doing it. I’ll either raid their archives that are prior to their new coding, or find new sites that don’t care if I steal what they already stole. If you see the “Google User Content” thing, give it up. I discussed it with Admin and he said you can still get the content but it is very time consuming. I believe T4C knows how to do it.
Thanks, fren.
And, yes, I’m sure Miss T does know how.
I appreciate all the responses from all the other hombres, too.
Me too
My first thought was this won’t hurt him because he has a ton of fat to cushion the fall, but then I wondered, do fat fucks have fat balls?
Ouch!
THANK YOU… I needed a good laugh…
SCOTUS= biggest fail of the week
I hope you’re talking about allowing the mandate for federal healthcare workers. If not, we ask you to check out of Friday Fail and go watch the annoying bitches on The View.
Actually, serious fail is deserved over the fact that they did NOT rule the mandzte as unconstitutional on its face, but rather that congress didn’t give that authority to OSHA. So if congress had given them the authority, it would be ok….as if the congress has the authority to give that authority to them in the first place. Fuck the clowns in gowns.
Serious Fail is deserved over ignoring the fact that mandating an Experimental Drug/Vaccine is contrary to the Nuremberg Code, ratified under the Helsinki agreement, and further implemented in the US code. Ignoring the fact that the FDA only approved the brand name Comirnaty by Pfizer and specifically did not approve the Pfizer-N Biotec supply already available, and that there is ZERO inventory of the Comirnaty in the US. And if the government can’t legally mandate you take an experimental drug, your employer sure as h*ll should not be able to, either.
I’ll leave the arguments about the HHS controlled potential compensation for injury under the Counter Measures Program vs the National Vaccine Injury Program administered by the federal Courts for your own easy research.
I think we should donate him to starving Africans. His carcass would feed the continent for a week.
My only question with this is how did the chair hold him?
How did he get up there?
concrete FLOP
If she even had a quarter as many IQ points as she has pounds she’d have known she couldn’t support her weight.
Yep, my first White Russian, on this balmy 0* yooper day. Time to heat things up.
ps, that’s -17c. for you Bob.
grassy hill FLOP
Barrell roly poly.
Bob Wills would be proud, even if she is the wrong gender.
And maybe the wrong species.
Sorry Waneeta, but “real” elephants have more fun.
Note the absence of an elephant dick trail. It’s a bitch.
Elephants are bulls and cows.
He’s wearing a mask on his scooter, outside. This was 100% going t be a failure
It might have save a little face skin. Other than that, useless.
Not useless. Keeps the bugs, dirt, dust, pollens, molds, and general smog floaties out of your mouth and lungs, basically the whole reason I was stocked up on masks before the scamdemic. Definitely useless for viral transmission though.
No, it deserved to be a failure .
Fat fuck face plant.
Sorry fuge, first plant call winner, f.f. 1-14.
Biden voter.
He needed something to collect his fallen teeth in.
Should’ve worn a full face helmet to prevent
PAVEMENT FACED!
I must concur that fat people fails are hilarious, especially with a side of FACED.
I have no difficulty making fun of other’s misfortunes, as I would hope they would do of mine.
Dr.. – so you say someone run you over with a motor bike. Was his name Juicy!?!?
entertaining…
Knobby FACED!
My sister did that once at a family reunion. She laid there for a bit then yelled out “I think I broke my pride !”
Soooooo close!
The famous ballerina, La grosse chienne!
You’re not being kind to the “chiennes”. My favorite dog was one of them.. she gave me happiness for 19 years (she was 1/3 wolf which might explain her age)
fat
fuck
Friday
fail
The tower of waffles just sent me into a carb coma….
What happens when a cow tries to ride a bull.
I do believe this is some form of cow tipping.
Oh! the elegance of it all.
They just roll right off; insufficient muscle tone to stop that huge rotational mass.
Like a flywheel.
Oh, and MECHANICAL BULL FACED!
Good on you for the flywheel reference.
Mechanical bull skull FACED!
I’m sensing a comorbidity trend here.
Lotta pain today.
Been going on like this for a long while … not just in Chicago, either … and not just when the trains are stopped in a rail yard.
This is what you get with (a) uncontrolled immigration; (b) failing to punish criminals
Ah, Black Christmas.
Kwanza!
It gets way worse. Check out what’s happening in the Alameda Rail Corridor between LA harbor and downtown rail yards:
Lok what 57 years of LBJ’s “Great Society” has bought us.
I’m sick of having to accommodate these rats.
Well that’s the jaw dropper of the day.
They’ll be taking their merchandise back to their cribs on Nigger Street.
Willy returns to the wild.
nkit, you rock.
I promised I would not get caught up in Friday Fail this morning.
But like a ghetto slum heroin dealer,you hooked me with the fatty fails getting faced.
Even the one above has me begging for more.
Glad that you’re enjoying the faced fatty fails, fujigm. I came across the collection of Heavyweight Fails and laughed to myself knowing the FF gang would approve.
“Well, stoke my woodburner”, I need another white Russian.
Hypothermia in 1..2..3..
I’m sensing a theme, here, &kit.
Must be ‘Let’s Pick on Chubbies’ for this 1st wave of fails.
Hey, anyone is fair game, right?
i’m waiting for the hot redheads.
Can’t arrive soon enough !
There you go, gettin’ all frothy on us…
right you are, sir.
It’s a momentum thing.
Like the tub on the mechanical bull, this guy got rolling to push his buddy in the pool, and couldn’t stop his momentum, tumbling like a sack of shit flung from a trebuchet.
It’s the fundamental idea behind aikido.
Misdirect the momentum.
The bigger they are, the easier to do.
You get a pair of 44Ds wobbling like that and you’re going down.
Butt cheeks come in sizings now?? I’m confused…
She forgets that those boots are digging into the horse’s back.
Chubby Management must call a truce to this insanity…
More of this ^^^
Huh, I would’ve never thought a Pontiac bumper would survive that impact.
“I’m proud of my son”.
When he looks in the mirror he’ll see Pontiac imprinted on his forehead bc he was Trunk-faced!!!
Trunk lid FACED!
Saw a baby blue whale rescue at San Diego SeaWorld a number of years ago. It’s eye was almost the same size as my wingspan. This really doesn’t get the size of them across.
Then Greg went to spring break in Ft. Lauderdale.
Greg Louganis School of Diving
If Lloyd Austin were in charge of the NBA.
AAAAAAALMOST had it…. try again…
Now there’s a lady I never want to meet.
A little PTSD, madam?
Who took the video of me benching pressing at the Y?
I feel like she’s missing a great profitable webcam opportunity.
Ok, she’s weird but at least she ain’t fat.
5 min. later…
Why are bullets being ejected and not just shells? Or is that the fail?
“Vaccine” police are coming.
Alex Baldwin’s new movie?
Everyone told me a mouse makes using a computer easier. I disagree.
Was that mouse on sale at BB?
I’m just guessing this guy lives in a blue demoncrap district??
Yes, honey, I know throwing my socks at the intruder wasn’t very effective but I had no choice after I turned the knobs the wrong way.
liberal proof
Sheep faced!
Head butted …
Sally had heard being rammed from behind was divine, but she didn’t enjoy it at all.
That little one earned her black belt in the first lesson.
George’s Tae Kwan Do? practice fool.
Those ‘exercises’ may make them impervious to the pain, but it just seems like a really stupid thing to do.
The caption for the couple with all the Red Solo Cups would be “Typical Millennial Couple”.
Simba! No playing with your food.
Wanted; lion exhibit custodian.
He can still vote….
But only for democrats.
Roy Horn of Sigfreid and Roy
schooled and ruled, Bebe.
Women won’t have to worry about mentally ill male soccer players pretending to be women and showing them up. All the male soccer players are going to be dead from the jab by the end of the season.
Was was expecting the next pro athelete heart attack. Must be a B League match.
Pedro! No riding your food!
Big Air, No Fear!
“Smart” car, not so smart driver.
Sotomayor….the early years
Hey! 100,000 dogs pissed on me!
liberals…
^^^^+1000
15yrs. later…
It never gets old.
He was illegally selected, not elected.
President Usurper
No he didn’t.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-lol-JI24hOnDf4MmY
Perfect and appropriate.
That’s what is guarding your house when you’re gone.
( for some )
*sigh*
You’re hired. Now get busy and behead every last leader in the Western world.
As a start…..
Meanwhile, closer to home…
A chainsaw to the neck is way too messy…..effective, but too messy.
those look like giant slim jims
Mission from god.
Best movie ever!
Agreed.
Hit it!
“All hail KNIT!”.
by the way, wtf was that?
EXCELLENT work!!!
Thank you…..
And for all you optimistic f.f.lers,
No homos. No trans-gender freaks. No mixed couples. No 110-pound women beating the shit out of 200-pound men. Best movie I’ve watched this century!
What is it with all these wimpy drama queen soccer players and their pretend injuries? It’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen!
So, soccer is a faggoty sport?
Called them nose pickers way back when.
Still do.
Vaccine injury.
Vaccine injury.
At least it starts out with a nice ass shot.
Darwin says; “selfish bitch”…
Booya!
CS riot gun FACED!
Don’t forget gator faced