Entire Medical Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens

Via Babylon Bee

U.S.—The political and medical establishments throughout the world are sounding the alarm about the dangers of Joe Rogan, a comedian who gets high and talks about MMA and aliens.

“JOE ROGAN! HE MUST BE STOPPED!” said Dr. Fauci in a very calmly written open letter signed by dozens of PhDs in sociology and gender theory at UC Berkley. “HE’S PLATFORMING THE WRONG PEOPLE! UNFETTERED CONVERSATION! UNRESTRICTED! FREE SPEECH! HE’LL KILL US AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!”

The letter went on to call for Spotify to immediately censor Joe Rogan’s podcast and then banish him to Siberia.

Rogan responded by saying: “Aliens. What if aliens did DMT? Think about it, man!”

According to sources, Rogan habitually invites interesting people on his show and lets them speak uninterrupted for several hours about things like aliens, elk meat, DMT, fitness, and how Dr. Fauci is a major tool who looks a bit like a garden gnome. To make matters worse, he often does this without inviting a certified fact-checker from Snopes or CNN to interject in the conversation. According to experts, this makes Rogan an existential threat to democracy, science, public health, and the future of all mankind.

“STOP HIIIIMMMMMMMM!” Fauci went on to say in the letter. “HE’S MAKING PEOPLE QUESTION ME! HE’S MAKING PEOPLE QUESTION SCIEEENNNCCEEE!”

CNN has announced they have hired a dedicated team of fact-checkers to stand outside Rogan’s studio and bang drums while screaming at the top of their lungs to protect the public from all the misinformation.

Spotify execs responded to the loud and persistent calls for censorship by taking giant wads of Joe Rogan cash and stuffing it in their ear canals to drown out the noise.

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21 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 24, 2022 3:31 pm

All it would take to deplatform Rogan from Spotify and unbank him would be more money directed toward Spotify and the threat of a loss of money aimed at Rogan’s banks. Rogan currently has some power, but that power could be wrested from him with enough money. Mere millions would do it. Perhaps $100m. And doing that would instill fear into other “content providers”, other platforms, other banks, other internet nodes.

motley
motley
January 24, 2022 3:35 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  motley
January 24, 2022 5:06 pm

Stelter seems like a drag queen without the get up on lol. He should not be allowed near school kids.

B_MC
B_MC
  motley
January 24, 2022 6:22 pm

‘The Misinformation Is Coming From Inside The Building,’ Whispers Terrified CNN Misinformation Team Member

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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-misinformation-is-coming-from-inside-the-building-whispers-terrified-cnn-misinformation-team-member

BetterInfos
BetterInfos
January 24, 2022 5:37 pm

Joe Rogan is controlled opposition.

He is an FTM transgendered deep state operative.

It is sad how naive people still are, even to this day.

James
James
  BetterInfos
January 24, 2022 6:03 pm

I am not sure if true but who cares,if it wakes some folks up/gets them to think/dig for more info. all that matters.

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
  BetterInfos
January 24, 2022 7:29 pm

Joe Rogan is a world champion in tai quan do, has a back kick that would fell a steer, and speaks his mind about the effectiveness of Ivermectin and other things, and allows his guests to speak theirs, as in the great Robert Malone interview…He should get the Medal of Freedom..

John Kennedy (Scranton, Pa.)
John Kennedy (Scranton, Pa.)
  BetterInfos
January 24, 2022 7:33 pm

get a fuckin clue asshole

John Kennedy (Scranton, Pa.)
John Kennedy (Scranton, Pa.)
January 24, 2022 7:32 pm

fucking funny…but the stuff they write about rogan is true……..he does talk about aliens on dmt

mark
mark
  John Kennedy (Scranton, Pa.)
January 24, 2022 11:23 pm

John,

Does he ever talk about the Nephilim? Serious question.

NEPHILIM HYBRIDS AND ALIENS RETURN TO EARTH

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 24, 2022 9:48 pm

I see that Neil Young is taking his music off of Spotify unless Spotify removes Joe Rogan. What an asshole. Fuck Neil Young. Fuck all censors. “hE hAs A rIgHt tO hIs OwN oPiNiOn.” “IT’s A pRiVaTe CoMpAnY.” Fuck that. Fuck all censors. Fuck Neil Young.

Ghost
Ghost
  Iska Waran
January 25, 2022 9:15 am

And nobody notices,,, Neil who?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ghost
January 25, 2022 12:19 pm

He is that communist searching for people with hearts made of Gold. On second thought, maybe he is jewish.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
January 25, 2022 12:18 pm

I hope Neil Young will remember that Southern men don’t need him around anyhow.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 24, 2022 10:10 pm

I only opened this thread because I wanted to know how they knew about my experience with aliens.

Turns out Joe Rogan gets high too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 24, 2022 10:42 pm

Their solution:

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Drug people into compliance.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 25, 2022 12:20 pm

A bioethicist is someone who thinks they should be given godlike powers to decide what is permissible, because fuck you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 25, 2022 6:37 pm

A bioethicist is invariably a jew looking for excuses to fuck over White people.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 25, 2022 12:22 pm

He demonstrated what is achievable if Banksters are not permitted to steal a nation’s labor.

Have a blessed day, AP.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 25, 2022 2:02 pm

I’m calling our local classic rock station. My message: You play Neil Young and I change the station. Fuck these pricks like Neil Young who try to censor and cancel anyone who has an unapproved opinion. “Keep on rocking in the free world” my ass!

If you agree call your local rock station.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Iska Waran
January 25, 2022 2:05 pm

Update: KQRS just hung up on me. Fine. They go on my boycott list. It’s a long list.