FRIDAY FAIL

This week’s Friday Fail of the week is a no-brainer, but I’ll give you 10 hints before awarding it. I know everyone will guess right by clue 2, but that wouldn’t give me the leeway I need to properly insult the bastard.
1. He’s a no-brainer.
2. He’s a . . . what’s the perfect term? Coward; chicken; poltroon; milksop; pussy; wuss; pantywaist; yellow belly? Oh, I know; Fraidy-cat! Talks tough, but runs and cowers under his bed at the first sign of trouble. First the triple-vaxxed asspipe claimed he caught a cold that the oligarchs have chosen to label omicron, so he had to “isolate.” Then as tens of thousands of truckers (which apparently constitute a fringe minority) descended upon his whereabouts, he asserted, “The truckers don’t intimidate me!” while fleeing in terror.
3. His greatest strength is said to be his hair (though unlike Samson he’s an effete gob of shit), and if there be any justice in this world, I hope someday to see his hair flowing in the breeze, his head perched on the flag pole atop the Parliament.
4. He has far too many weaknesses to enumerate, but, fortunately for him, his greatest shortcoming is covered by his pants.
5. Every word out of his mouth makes you want to kick him in the clit.
6. His mother was a world-class slut, and his father was either a commie tyrant who left his nation ruined or Fidel Castro.
7. He has much in common with the lowly tomato (a rotten one) in that he’s red on the outside, seedy in the middle, and people aren’t quite sure whether he’s a fruit or a vegetable (I say both).
8. A confirmed globalist, he’s a card-carrying member of the Sinister Cabal of Pedophiles.
9. Labels anyone who disagrees with him Nazi, racist, misogynist, hateful, violent, dangerous, you know, to bring the nation together during a trying time. This from the man who said, “There is no place in our country for threats, violence or hatred.”
10. Imposed immoral, unconstitutional vaccine mandates on all unvaxxed Canadians so we can’t travel outside the country at all and only by car inside the country. Tried this on truckers thereby further exacerbating the supply chain nightmare and inciting the protest that has virtually shut down Ottawa. (Not that shutting down a city stuffed with useless, overpaid bureaucrats is in any way bad.)

Congrats, commie, black-face queer bag, Justin TrueDolt, you win FF of the week. You did the impossible; you outdid your father to become the worst prime minister of all time. I struggle to put into words how much I loathe you. Let me just say you’re the fuckiest fuck that ever fucked a country. Not too eloquent, I know, but it comes from the heart.

An honourable mention goes to MSM for their coverage of the truckers’ convoy. The same MSM that said nothing about two GD years of lockdowns that have ruined countless businesses and individuals are now whining about the protestors having a negative impact for a few days on Ottawa businesses and individuals. Then there are the outright lies. MSNBC told its brain-dead audience that Ottawa police are investigating criminal behaviour, highlighting “the desecration of national monuments.” What was this despicable desecration? Someone draped a Canadian flag and a sign reading ‘Mandate Freedom’ on the statue of Terry Fox (the fine young man who tried jogging across Canada to promote the fight against cancer, but succumbed to the disease about half way across). The nerve! The Associated Press wrote that some demonstrators, “urinated and parked on the National War Memorial. One danced on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. A number carried signs and flags with swastikas.” The holy terror! What filthy crimes! By the way, the number of swastikas was one. So, BLM can topple and destroy statues of our founding fathers, and the government can destroy the entire country by trashing all the rights and freedoms supposedly guaranteed by our constitution, but pissing on a statue? Terrorist! Oh, and MSNBC got another scoop of shit from a soup kitchen that was apparently bitching that truckers had the nerve to ask them for food, with Schmo Scarborough bleating, “So these anti-vaxxers actually took food from the mouths of the homeless because they’re so put upon. . . It’s a cult.” I think he needs therapy . . . bullet therapy.

Not to be outdone, our national embarrassment known as the CBC had this to say: “I do ask that because given Canada’s support of Ukraine, in this current crisis with Russia, I don’t know if it’s far fetched to ask but there is concern that Russian actors could be continuing to fuel things, as this as this protest grows, but perhaps even instigating it from the outset.” Those damn wily Russians are behind all the evil in this world.

A second honourable mention to anyone stupid enough to believe MSM. Anyone steeped in reality knows, if MSM says the sun will rise tomorrow, it won’t.

One more honourable mention goes to GoFundMe, which has shut down the page for the Canadian Truckers Convoy for the second time for “review.” Corrupt shit nuggets.

As for those of us who are awake, as opposed to woke, enjoy Friday Fail!

Let the games begin!