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Never mind that. I want to know what winter vagina is🤣
My X wife.
try the veal …
motley- Beverage alert, I have coffee all over my laptop.
MC- I’m guessing it’s like summer vagina just colder.
It’s OK. I’m a doctor, I’ll have a look. 🙂
Don’t lose your carkeys Peter.
Space bar is your friend.
Well excuuuuuse me for not catching that Svaga. What would I do with out you? 🙂
Ah yes BL – footballer’s wives and all that. I remember the 70s well! We used to play the adult version of “doctors & nurses”. It was a wild decade in the heart of rural England.
Hey AP, I just watched a butt load of a UK retro TV show called “On The Buses” so I know exactly what you are saying.
Classic! 🙂
Apparently it’s a dry vagina caused be modern luxuries like central heating and sitting with your thighs open. Who knew. Another rich girls disease like gout.
The cure is a chaps dick. Ask Suzy Chap…something or other.
Never sit with your thighs open — your femurs might fall out and shatter on the hardwood floor.
Heavy fur growth, I’m guessing.
The opposite of summer sausage.
The replies! 🤣🤣
It’s comedy hour MC, roll with it. 🙂 🙂
Too much fun on the platform today….
Gotta laugh because cryin is no fun.
Once you see propaganda it’s hard to “unsee” and is literally everywhere.
This may work for a while on adults, but once Pfizer gets authorization to start jabbing kids 5 and under, and they start dropping like flies, the jig is going to be up.
Please explain how TPTB will spin hundreds and then thousands of dead kids or kids that are paralyzed and/or brain damaged?
At this point it is very hard not to believe the end they have been pushing for the entire time is to kill as many people as possible, either in the short term or within the next 3-5 years.
The other favorable outcome for them is to make the vast majority of people dependent on these shots just to survive. Either way, in their sick minds it’s a win.
You are so right, pup. Very sober comment. I just could not help myself. Laughter is good medicine.
Quite correct MC – it’s one of our most powerful weapons against these Globalist monsters: quote:
“Laughter is the best medicine in the world. …
A day without laughter is a day wasted. …
Always laugh when you can. …
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. …
Laughter is the sun that drives (a) winter (pussy) from the human face. 🙂
The WEF’s Great Reset. Reduce global population from 8 billion to 1 billion. Bill Gates said he thinks vaccines can do it.
Did anyone see the story about the stand up comedian BRAGGING, “I’m vaxxed, double vaxxed, booster AND flu shot and Jesus loves me most” ? She no sooner got the words out of her mouth when she collapsed on stage hitting her head very hard. Her sister took her to the hospital. The show was over…….
To be fair the show ended when a female comic took the stage, but then she did the right thing.
that’s cold!
Can you name a funny female standup comedian?
NO…
I had a short conversation with Paula Poundstone once, seriously a miserable bitch.
The roster of funny stand up comedians is rather thin, forget gender. Predictably, chauvinists always denigrate anything a woman does, mostly because they suffer inferiority complexes and are incapable of relating to women because women frighten them.
Right on cue.
Yep, as predictable as you and the Farmer.
2 minutes and 24 seconds before she was able to find a punchline. And it was just a chuckle.
There’s a difference between a comic and someone who is a good public speaker. And she is- she commands the stage, she’s comfortable, she’s attractive and well spoken, but that’s not comedy.
So, making people laugh isn’t comedy. Gotcha.
I gave her a chance. Not all that funny. Jerry Clower does it better.
Joan Rivers had her moments. But like it or not, the best comedians are men.
I have a perfect example of this:
I don’t know when exactly, but on one of Redd Foxx’s comedy shows for HBO back in the ’80’s — and if I’m recalling this correctly Tim Allen was an unknown, but he did a routine on this show… AND BOMBED — there was a female standup who was just rockin’ it.
She was talking about the song “Don’t Sleep in the Subway,” and what an odd bit of advice that was, and she was like, how about giving out some more useful, sage advice, like: “Don’t wash your face with Clorox… Ooh, and Hey Joe, shave with a Ginsu knife…”
But she hit her jokes, didn’t overstay her welcome, and was rightly applauded thereafter.
I’ll have to find this uploaded on YT if I can, it’s probably there.
I agree she is an excellent public speaker and a very bad comedian.
Typical man! You didn’t watch til the end. It says she is a “Humorous Speaker,” not a a “Comic.” Plus, she’s 6″2″. Yikes!
You should have been a psychologist, you’re so good at this.
You’ll have to excuse me but after this exchange I have to go hide under my bed.
So sorry, did I dare impugn your exalted statement regarding the inferiority of women? It was predictable and….. Yes, you should crawl under the bed, the dust bunnies are lonely.
That’s funny, did you do that before your shift?
It took awhile to get the letters to fit but I managed, despite, you know, the weather and winter vagina issues and all.
What bullshit. Women are not inferior in general, but we are a very dimorphic species.
Margaret Cho talking about Ass Masters. Not funny. Paula Poundstone, walked out on her show years ago when she was at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins. She had some schtick with a ball and chain, poor me all night long was her act.
Damn right Mygirl. You should have seen my first wife. She was so big she used to kick-start the Boeings at Heathrow! Basil Fawlty was definitely afraid of Sybil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCMsQRrSmZ8
And she was the most feared but funny lady of all:
There were times when I laughed so hard I choked when watching Fawlty Towers or, rather, ‘Farty Trowels. ‘ The episode where Basil is trying to take the food away because he saw the cat gack and thought it had been poisoned was priceless as was the rat in the food server cart. That was an excellent series.
Yes, we all enjoyed John’s wonderful psychology and his Bio is worth a read. His book on Families and how to survive them is priceless and full of real practical advice:
I loved “Faulty Towers”, what ever happened to the funny shows??
Fawlty Towers…damn.
Wow. You better stop hanging around with chauvinists. Try real men for a refreshing change.
I liked Phyllis Diller but she was kind of the anti-female standup, wasn’t she?
True story Ghosty, I was at a huge conference for a large corporation in Hawaii in 1995. Diller was the entertainment for a room of maybe 600 with numerous tables of 12 that were blacks. She cracked quite a few kneegrow jokes which did not go over well with some attendees. She was funny as hell that day!
She’s amusing, but Peter Kay does it better.
i have known TWO women in my life who were funny as blazes. Having said that, I don’t know if that is alot .. or not.
There is a paucity of humans with a sense of humor. I have had the good fortune to have known many people with a great sense of human, the key is to not take yourself too seriously and have a twinge of sympathy for the human condition.
Beth Donahue, T Marni Vos, Wendy Liebman.
I seriously cannot think of another female comic that has ever made me laugh.
Best line ever was Beth Donahue’s
“I don’t have any children...that I know of.“
comedy
[ˈkämədē]
NOUN
professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh.
synonyms:
light entertainment · comic play/film · farce · situation comedy · burlesque · pantomime · slapstick · satire · vaudeville · comic opera
a movie, play, or broadcast program intended to make an audience laugh.
“a rollicking new comedy”
the style or genre represented by comedy films, plays, and broadcast programs.
synonyms:
light entertainment · comic play/film · farce · situation comedy · burlesque · pantomime · slapstick · satire · vaudeville · comic opera
the humorous or amusing aspects of something.
“advertising people see the comedy in their work”
synonyms:
humor · fun · funny side · comical aspect · funniness · ludicrousness · absurdity · absurdness · drollness · farce
a play characterized by its humorous or satirical tone and its depiction of amusing people or incidents, in which the characters ultimately triumph over adversity.
“Shakespeare’s comedies”
the dramatic genre represented by comedies.Compare with tragedy.
“satiric comedy”
You’d know.
You’d know.
Of course, NEVER doubt me, and…admit it, your life would be empty without me. Your commenting would become banal and uninspired, your sycophantic followers would begin to bore you and all the colors would slowly fade to grey, food would taste bland and a general feeling of ennui would gradually set in if I wasn’t here to keep you on your toes.
You can thank me later.
Like Polaris, you are fixed in your position.
I will keep my thanks in reserve for just the right occasion.
I would expect nothing less….
Joan Rivers
Kathleen Madigan
Yup. Forgot about her. That’s four.
Phylis Diller was funny.
Not as cold as winter vagina.
(Speaking of vaginas) An old Redd Foxx stand up joke:
Two women were walking down the city street when one grabbed the other’s arm and said, “Oh shit Suzy, that is my husband coming out of the florist with a dozen long stem red roses”…..”I’ll have to keep my legs in the air for a week”!
Suzy looked at her with amazement and said, “wouldn’t it be easier to use a vase”?
Comedian Heather McDonald Collapses on Stage Immediately After Joking, “I’m Vaxxed, Double Vaxxed, Boosted and Flu Shot”
Yeah, the Lord works in mysterious ways, at times.
Or, was that karma?
Handler has thrown some vicious boomerangs about, the last few years. To hell w her.
🙂
And I see somebody else got the joke….
Triple Vaxxed Chelsea Handler Cancels Several Shows of Comedy Tour After Suffering Hospital ‘Scare’
Chelsea Handler finally made me laugh.
To be fair to Chelsea it’s probably just an O.D.
Yeah, I see it. I’ve also started hearing ads on the radio saying “Blood clots can affect anyone at any time!” Really? ‘Sounds like Pfizer just created a future market for its products… Nothing to see here, folks. Move long…
I would say that the leaders that were put in place were picked because they hated the people already and would be happy to double down when the loathing was inevitably reciprocated.
Somewhere in the labyrinth of leviathan there is a way to bring it down. FB suggests the grid but that seems like the nuclear option. I hope that it doesn’t come to that because it would certainly achieve the population reduction that the assholes want. ‘Shit is getting real’ seams to be on an exponential trajectory.
The reduction of at least half is baked in no matter who brings it down or how. I’m suggesting we would fare better if we shut it down on them.
I was hoping for better numbers but I”m not optimistic.
I emailed your gurgle account… whenever you have some time..
Ok I’ll check it.
I agree but how do ‘we’ shut it down on them?
you give it covid ; )
I’ll call Jeff Golblum and Will Smith. They have practice at this kind of thing.
so do others… there was a very interesting documentary on stuxnet that was done a while back.
I think that I just earned myself a visit — dammit
oh… and if it happens… don’t just assume that it was done by the ‘good’ guys. though you will probably be too busy worrying about other more immediate issues.
you give it covid ; )
Smacks self on forehead…. of course, silly me.
I still cannot tell
To get it moving to a point where it would work would require one or two dozen people in each state being willing to finally decide that the fear of what will happen to them if the grid did go down is already happening. When the price of being plugged in is finally more than the price of no heat or food or safety because of the grid going down, those two dozen people doing random mischief on buried fiber lines which are so well marked with warnings about digging here etc. or climping the hills outside the cities where the cell towers are concentrated and severing those cables, the others living in that area will have to cope like it or not. That would grow like rolling a snowball downhill. Many people of our way of thinking would realize it’s happening and act accordingly. Make no mistake millions are going to die. But that is already inevitable just based on our helplessness and dependance on never ending Fiat, pharmaceuticals, just in time food distribution etc.. Like the title of the movie
“There will be blood”. However, If we do it it won’t take long for people of both sides of the right/left to realize gunfights are costly and withdraw to whatever kind of defensive arrangement that is expedient. Then human ingenuity will take over and most will be surprised what can be done on what was previously though of as backwards. Family will be the new money. No family? You’re gonna die. Next best is tribe up.
If we let them keep crowding us in we already know how bad it will be. Look at the Middle east and the mess that’s been made of entire countries. That’s what “They” think of us.
I read yet another article last night about 5G and Covid. Every time I bring it up there is backlash. It can be used as a weapon, it does cause Covid symptoms, if you are vaxxed it can be a kill shot. This has to be addressed by humanity worldwide, with whatever it takes.
Just posed by Brewer on another thread but she makes my point. Just listen to the first 3 minutes if you dont have 15 to spare in your busy day of larping.
Minute #11 made me gag but liked the first 10.
I’m not Larping. I liked the video, I doubt people will be willing to live w/o TPTB gimmes/ amenities.
That’s the stumbling block. I haven’t found credible evidence that a population ever revolted on it’s own. There was always a power broker behind any revolt of any size at all. People simply do not revolt without being incited by a hidden hand. This includes her delusions about the founders which is blasphemy here to at least half the readers. The much ballyhooed French Revolution was a Bankster color revolution/regime change. Same as the British revolution, same as the Bolshevik revolution.
You know my opinion of the Founding Masonic Fathers, including George Washington.
Flea, the Goths, Germanic barbarians who were starving to death took it upon themselves to travel down from the north to sack Rome. That was a climate thing mostly as they could not scrape up enough food in too cold of a climate. Other than that IDK.
That was not a revolution, just a booty/pillage operation.
BTW, here was my answer to you yesterday. I guess I was the last comment on that thread so you never saw it.
Fleabaggs
BL, I doubt there is anyone who would like to see the get legs more than me. Me and Fritz and Anon1 go way back together in the early militia movement modeled after John Trochmans Montana Militia. Few know he only advocated for no more than 5 in any militia because of Fed infiltration. It was just him and his sons. He never took us dollars, only postage stamps and a few other negotiable instruments. We went everywhere trying to get people to organize when we still had a country left to rebuild. The first sign of the IRS and later Clintons EPA goons and people scattered and denied us thrice before the cock could crow. We were certain that Ruby Ridge and Waco would be the “thing”. Then the Trojan horses of Newt and the Republican Revolution. We went door to door for those traitors and succeeded in getting 2/3 majorities in both house and senate and the governor. They were barely sworn in when they caved on the dead beat dad bill that had nothing to do with deadbeat dads. They used the excuse that they Feds threatened to withhold our highway funding. We would have told them to pound sand along with their funding but they never consulted us voters. Then the IRS audited our 2A statement and found a comma out of place and froze our funds. Membership and attendance at our monthly meetings were off the charts up to that point. They also sent the EPA goons around to park well marked cars in front of our members who had small ranches as a warning that they would pull the leg off a cricket and declare three legged crickets were too rare to allow cows to step on them and shut you down.
The next month we were down to 10 people attending and never recovered the interest. Meanwhile all these new guys claiming to be militia members giving some stupid name to their militia started showing up at gun shows etc. A decade later we learn most of them had been entrapped and given them “Give us three and you’ll go free” talk. Then they backed off for quite some time during the Bush Jr. years while they cemented the Patriot act and Homeland security apparatus in time for Trump I with lots of help from Barrietta and Big Mike. Then the letdown of Trump II and now Trump III.
I still believe we should resist but resist smarter not harder when we have to use their tools like courtrooms. We aren’t going to win this one. we waited too long but we can die on our feet instead of our knees in front of a ditch. There aren’t enough of us and isn’t going to be. They are totally and irrevocably demoralized now and the B3RG has gotten all their ducks lined up after Donnie sedated us for those 4 years and he’s still sedating us with Donnie 2024.
Meanwhile we allow them to use their grid to tighten the noose. The grid is their friend not ours.
I had 5 real internet friends a year ago in addition to Fritz and Anon1 and Wilbur Ross. All five have told me to pound sand with my gloom. They have said outright, I want to believe we can fix this country so my kids can have a future. Is anybody besides me and Mygirl watching whats happening on the south end of this mule we call a country. Our replacements and executioners are here already or no more than 2 months away.
And don’t waste my time with the Rambo ranger stuff about wait till they get to my gate. We spent 8 years in Nam perfecting our methods of taking out pockets of resistors and have refined them in the Middle East. How will they avoid Sarin Gas, Napalm and drone fired Hellfire missiles just for starters. How long can they go without sleep watching their perimeter while surrounded by 20 aliens who were promised Their land and children if they take it.
When I was the only one advocating Parallel structures like and underground railroad and Ham Radio there were no takers. Now that it’s almost over they get popular. That alone should tell you something. The majority are always wrong so If that’s the new thing I am too jaded to join at this point. Not that I even could when my spit won’t clear the door of my truck at a red light.
My family has been into Ham Radios for decades, just to damn old to join in, you can’t fix this mess anyway. We should just advise and watch the show, it’s up to God at this point. At least you tried in the past.
Both of you stop.
I have a copy of “The Federal Siege at Ruby Ridge: In Our Own Words” actually it belongs to my -now- oldest brother. It’s signed by Randy Weaver. Paraphrasing the words it said… Never give up. I say -now- oldest brother because my oldest brother died in my arms last Oct. on his birthday. He and I used to quarrel about the state of things and what could be done. His position was “And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them” and my response was always ‘ ya… but they’re called the saints” We win in the end. None of us here may see it – but by God we do win that much is clear in both Dan & Rev. Hell it’s clear everywhere Biblically if you just look for it. And our children WILL see it.
OT Dan- That’s what I said…I read that in Revelation when I was a kid BUT the carnage and destruction can be alleviated by our works and obedience. in the tribulation .
Stop what. You stop. I said we have to resist smarter not harder and I said populations have never revolted without a hidden hand financing and egging them on and I agreed with the lady in the video that you are being set up. because protesting is a fools game. Never mind with the Randy Weaver stuff. Him and I were neighbors and contemporaries in the early militia movement in the Northwest. He presently lives in Kalispell Mt. Sounds like you didn’t read my reply. God wins this in spite of us not because of us. This country is toast. What is there left to fix that won’t require the mass slaughter of millions of aliens and liberals. Up above at 5:47 I explained my version of how to resist smarter and what it will take. I’m also a realist who has watched soft americans cave time after time and I’ve was involved in and saw enough senseless bloodshed for ten people in 68 to know what war will bring and Americans just have no concept of the evil that’s coming. We are currently either playing their game by their rules or we are frozen in place for fear of what life will be like if the grid goes down. I maintain that the grid going down is the only way to jar people out of that fear is by bringing it down ahead of schedule as I’ve said here often and said how it could be done. Then our choices will be die on our feet as Martyrs for Christ or die on our knees groveling. Wishful thinking is our enemy and so is the grid. The video is 14 minutes and only the first 10 are important.
Like her and I have said, They love it when we underestimate their cunning and intelligence.
tired… I was up at 3:30 this am remember.
Love the old man in a chair.
Yeah TM – they are doing TeeVee ads too:
The media has been integral to both the implementation of the plannedemic and now the coverup of the genocide. I look forward to the rope show.
Soceity is going to have to come together for that to happen.
Or be strong enough to keep the worshippers away while justice is served.
Society need only come together in one neighborhood or city to get it going if they don’t quit with the tyranny. Others will quickly note the wisdom and efficacy.
All those reasons are pure propaganda.
Everyone knows sudden heart attacks, strokes, and early death are caused by unvaxxed truckers, climate change, and racism.