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Welcome to the new multi-page format Friday Fail. I discovered this as I checked out last week’s FF and couldn’t find any of the comments I made. Not that this should be of any great moment to anyone, but I’d spent the better part of ten minutes making those comments and ten minutes of my time is worth . . . absolutely nothing. Anyway, genius sleuth that I am, I eventually discovered that FF is now divided into several pages, I guess because upwards of a thousand gifs, pics, and comments tends to gum up a web page. That FF opens up to the last page is, I guess, a function of it being Friday Fail. I mean, most humans would expect anything to open up to the first page, like a book, for instance. If a book opened up to the last page that would kind of ruin the ending. But in FF, what difference does it make? I presume if you push the number 2 tab, it’ll go to page 6 or something. Anyway, I’ll endeavor to get used to his new fangled stuff even though it was perfectly fine before. Don’t mind me; I’m old and I’ve noticed that most change merely makes things worse.
Isn’t she from the Dr. Seuss classic, the star-titted snatch?
SNEETCHES
Downvote from the faggot…
The badge of honor.
TWO!
Thank you, faggot!
My badge just got shinier!
Why is that fool turning around?
mmm-that’s some nice side-boob
AANNDD the liberals…
It wouldn’t have been so shocking if the controls were replicated at the top of the comments section.
After a walk in the woods with your shep, and a few white Russians, vola!
I hate the new formatting. put the damn controls at the top, or start at page 1. Whoever thought of this executed wrong, wrong, wrong.. asshole…
i think it would be better to open on page 1…friday fail is kind of like foreplay…start with the light entertainment, have something serious in the middle and finish with some red-headed/asian women
imho
Bring me a shrubbery!
I shall plant you a shrubbery…
How is your health Bob? Hoping improved to abby something.
Well, I have no idea what abby means, but I feel almost back to my standard abnormal.
Glad to hear that! Abby something in reference to Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein.
Abby search;
she’s asking for my longhorn? okay, be right there!
I think it opens to the last page because that’s where NKIT posts his pictures…
Think liberal…
Where’s my BP organizer?
That actually wasn’t a meme about Obama. Of course it didn’t metion just which sweet butts and racks he prefers since we all know that anyway, as does Mikey
That little one knows precisely how Whoopi Goldberg’s husband feels.
I think whoopi has already used up the list of gold-diggers/wannabees/morons who would marry her?
She’s not the only one rubbing one out.
I believe that’s a grated garnish.
Sorry, knit, fellin’ good today, sunny, 40*ish, still lots of snow, and a cold weekend comming. Very few times can you walk the frozen swampland. Only time of year you can learn the deep forest. alas the girlfreinds are arriving…
Do your girlfriends have webbed feet?
Geese started arriving on 3-17, early spring?
That’s a man baby!
Where’s the “ruining people’s lives, stealing, and lying part?”
Uh, if FF can now show tits, let’s keep the males out of it, shall we?
That’s a BIG idea…
One step over the line, Sweet Jesus…
I’ll allow it.
Gotta be something for the split-tailed beavers oot there.
I leave you buttered Waffle…
I told my daughter never to interact with strange boxes.
You should tell your son the same thing.
…and drugs?
WTF is that??
Is Willem Dafoe now known as Wilma Da crack Ho?
Whoa.
I’z skeered of the look on that one. Fuuuuuuuuuuuglee, Yo.
Jack Nicholson?
Sorry, wrong asshole…
NBC exclusive: Russian GMO birds terrify Ukrainian children.
Hell!
I’d run too!
Wimps, Cow Doc’s comment on this gif would have been great.
v
Yar, ifin ye wish to be a Scotsman, ye must
Learn to mount a reluctant ewe.
That elephant slide isn’t a fail at all. Kids would find that hilarious.
When I priced bacon at Costco last week, I felt the same as the bear.
“Uhh..this isn’t workin’ out the way I thought..”.
Ukraine pigs.
Day-yum! EASY ACCESS…
Mat required to prevent snail trails.
Ass shot, related to the slap shot.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
Why doesn’t that shit ever happen to me?
How to poach eggs
Time to grow up, CA.
Yes, soyboi
Cats just suck….
Cunts.
I like cats (and dogs) and that’s funny right there.
And how would you rate her form?
All I know is her bum gets a perfect 10.
I would rate this, “Marriage Material”
How many times did she fail before this?
We now know which one is going to grow up to be the alpha in that relationship.
I bet he hit dat too!
Hail, I wud!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The seldom-observed 4×4 mating ritual
Someone’s been eating Tide pods again.
Wow – haven’t seen one of those since the 60s — the WHAMO Bubbling Commode
Clean the shitter they said…
I’d seriously like to know the story BEHIND this.
Just a guess, but maybe too much soap in the washing machine draining into a septic system not working correctly.
love it
Hold still while I get a bite of that.
After his new Canadian friend, Bob, explained to Mr Yu what his name meant in English, he took his advice and changed his name to Suk Mi Balls.
Even pronounced correctly (Fook Yu) it still would sound like he couldn’t speak English well and was cussing at them. lol.
I knew a man named: Sum dum Fuk…
Had a lawn guy named Mr. Phuk.
When he’d call he’d say, “Herro, dis meesta Phuck.”
Still makes me laugh.
I’ll take that gif “liberally”.
I’d denazify that.
