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Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:06 am

Permanent fails are the best…
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
April 22, 2022 11:43 am

Well, did you consider the possibility she asked the tattoo dude to spell out “NEWS” counterclockwise? Me neither.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 12:11 pm

Magellan’s Tattoo Parlor
Exploring~Featuring a different font for every direction

Phil
Phil
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 12:49 pm

Maybe she asked him to spell “SWEN”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Phil
April 22, 2022 2:02 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  Mix
April 22, 2022 4:28 pm

Please tell your children not to defile their bodies. It is disgusting.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Ken31
April 22, 2022 6:55 pm

Not just disgusting.
It is a sin to desecrate your flesh.

Lev 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:10 am

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…commander and cheif.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
April 22, 2022 7:58 pm

We used the old school middle digit when “saluting,” the non qualified officerson the pier. No dolphins, no respect. -~ TwatWaffle

Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:15 am

Yep, it’s 4-22 f.f.
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I fail you not.

Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:18 am

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Ken31
Ken31
  Mix
April 22, 2022 4:29 pm

Except me… oh wait.

Jaycee
Jaycee
April 22, 2022 11:19 am

Finally Friday. Thank goodness. Let er rip!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Jaycee
April 22, 2022 12:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 5:07 pm

phock this guy. he copped a ‘tude, and walked off the set, as one of the judges in The Masked Singer, when it was revealed that Rudy Giuliani was the singer.
Ergo, he’s Left-Woke-Progtard-Hollywood scum with TDS.
He’s a nobody.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 6:28 pm

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Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:24 am

Proudly sponsored by;
Chicago Public Schools
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
April 22, 2022 11:31 am

Technically, the answer is correct, and culturally any answer by a black man is acceptable. If you expected to see 4, check your privilege, racist.

Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:27 am

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Mix
April 22, 2022 1:56 pm

Reminds me of the live turkey drop on WKRP!!

Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:33 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
April 22, 2022 5:04 pm

Got that right!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:35 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
April 22, 2022 3:42 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 5:05 pm

Best woman to fuck is a ……….never mind.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Colorado Artist
April 23, 2022 12:21 pm

So women who support this are really saying it takes a man to make women’s sports better.

Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:39 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
April 22, 2022 11:46 am

What a pair of ugly twits.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Mix
April 22, 2022 11:52 am

One of his best ever.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Mix
April 23, 2022 9:27 am

She was one of my favorite Hill’s Angels!

Suds
Suds
April 22, 2022 11:44 am

Mom, I want a mohawk, k?

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hammie
hammie
  Suds
April 22, 2022 7:14 pm

How much grease is in his hair?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:48 am

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Mix
Mix
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 12:05 pm

5 min. later…
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 12:17 pm

This must have been put up where it actually happened. I remember the report of someone calling 911 honestly reporting that a full grown cow dropped on on the hood of their car!

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:49 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
April 23, 2022 9:29 am

Exactly why I hate starbucks

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:49 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:08 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Mix
April 22, 2022 1:57 pm

Actually it only looked 1/2 circle for that dude.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:57 pm

Jeez, a probably snapped his neck crippling him and putting him in a wheel… oh wait…

motley
motley
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
April 22, 2022 5:02 pm

maybe he thought this was the antidote

hammie
hammie
  nkit
April 22, 2022 7:17 pm

Did he walk away?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 22, 2022 11:50 pm

the paraplegic desperately wanted to become a quadriplegic

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 24, 2022 10:59 am

The gimps “Charlie Brown” moment. The “Lucys” threw the foam out of his way so he could hit the floor unobstructed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:52 am

Okay, decision made. After I die, I’m coming back as a seagull.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 11:55 am

Here I thought there was never a good reason to have rubber in your arse.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:14 pm

Once a daredevil, always a daredevil…
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 4:33 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Colorado Artist
April 23, 2022 9:34 am

Wish this was around when I ruptured my patella tendon, dislocated my knee, and fell on my ass – my lower back was black & blue, and my torso hurt every time I coughed or sneezed for a few months

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:56 am

Unless Putin did it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 12:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:51 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
April 24, 2022 11:01 am

Joe Biden wants to take away 6 of my 7 guns……how many guns do I have? 10…..I just bought 2 more.

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 5:53 pm

Orwellian Doublethink- the left loves to use it, that way they can justify anything.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:50 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:20 pm

OK, fujigm…

fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
April 23, 2022 12:11 pm

That’s a pile driven FACED.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:01 pm

As any straight man knows, rearing a stallion is never wise.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:25 pm

Silly Americans.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 22, 2022 11:51 am

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:51 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:04 pm

Well, the sign pointed down and right and that’s what he did.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:34 pm

f.f. timing?
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
April 22, 2022 12:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:54 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:55 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 12:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 1:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 1:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 1:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 1:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 1:01 pm

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RW8399
RW8399
  Colorado Artist
April 23, 2022 4:46 am

Like the one who wrote “it’s” instead of its.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:51 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:39 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
April 22, 2022 3:13 pm

Oh my!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:52 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:08 pm

Tough steak

NoVaxxedMuchvexed
NoVaxxedMuchvexed
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 8:37 pm

Or, hoof and mouth.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
April 23, 2022 7:45 pm

There are not a lot of things more dangerous than a sick cow.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:52 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:45 pm

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Phil
Phil
  Mix
April 22, 2022 12:54 pm

Barbie celebrating her 70th today!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
April 22, 2022 2:22 pm

High maintenance.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:53 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 4:45 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 23, 2022 4:39 pm

Chek this out……a double melon bounce loading dock-FACED!!!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:53 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 23, 2022 4:40 pm

Rail-faced!! and rail-nutsacked!!! A different kind of double-faced!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:54 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 23, 2022 4:42 pm

A backward road melon-bounce!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:54 am

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brian
brian
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:12 pm

oofff…. had to many of these myself….

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:55 am

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
April 23, 2022 12:37 am

Loading dock ramp FACED!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:55 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:16 pm

Don’t worry, you didn’t poop yourself. Your balls just went up your arse.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:02 pm

Are redhead pics coming?
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
April 23, 2022 1:38 am

Wish I could give this one more up votes.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:56 am

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:56 am

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Mix
Mix
April 22, 2022 11:56 am

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:57 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:13 pm

Point of impact…
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Suds
Suds
April 22, 2022 11:57 am

You’re dating yourself, if you can name the TV show this pic is from.

brian
brian
  Suds
April 22, 2022 12:14 pm

I always dated women… never myself but its 2022 so anything goes I guess…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  brian
April 22, 2022 12:33 pm

brain, you magnificently witty bastard!
But ya din’t answer da phocking challenge, now, didja?

Mix
Mix
  Suds
April 22, 2022 1:15 pm

Manix?

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Suds
April 22, 2022 1:23 pm

Emergency? I guess I’m old…or wrong?

Suds
Suds
  Nocte_Volens
April 22, 2022 1:37 pm

Winner winner, chicken dinner, Envy…

Once a Marine.........
Once a Marine.........
  Nocte_Volens
April 22, 2022 8:03 pm

Nope, you’re not wrong!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
April 22, 2022 2:25 pm

Emergency! for sure. Dixie McCall R.N.

todd
todd
  Suds
April 22, 2022 2:54 pm

dixie

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
April 22, 2022 4:50 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  Suds
April 22, 2022 6:49 pm

Emergency! and my dad had all of her music albums.

Once a Marine.........
Once a Marine.........
  Suds
April 22, 2022 8:02 pm

One of my hero’s from the 70’s. The rest of the cast as well. Thanks for the memories!

Once a Marine.........
Once a Marine.........
  Suds
April 22, 2022 8:13 pm

The interesting thing about this series, Everything was done by the book. (At the time). That means the NFPA books and the Emergency medical books. Randolph Mantooth, (John Gage) was instrumental in getting the Paramedic program approved in California. I still have all the videos and was a Firefighter/EMT because of them. Thanks to Jack Webb for making the series. (Who by the way at one time was married to Julie London before she married Bobby Troop, (Dr. Joe Early.) They are buried together in Los Angeles.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 23, 2022 1:39 am

Emergency………. And yeah, I’m old.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:19 pm

If I were totally heartless I’d say something like, “He can’t feel it anyway,” but I’m not.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:19 pm

Do you poop in your chair?
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 23, 2022 7:37 am

I guess helmets might help protect your melon. Notice though his melon didn’t have much bounce to it.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
April 23, 2022 12:19 pm

Coulda fixed that with some wheelie bars…

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:58 am

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
April 23, 2022 12:41 am

Stupid bicycle stunt fail FACED!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 11:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:21 pm

nkit, did you have some sort of accident this week?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 12:34 pm

FRIDAY FAIL

Mix
Mix
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 1:39 pm

$50 bucks a couple of months back.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 5:41 pm

No, just some faced-gifs for fujigm

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
April 23, 2022 12:22 pm

Thank you.
As I quietly titter in my study…

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 22, 2022 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 12:22 pm

That’s great. I recall one from when I lived in the Boston area in the early seventies: Jesus saves and Espo knocks in the rebound.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:25 pm

WAPO: Horrible white patriarch coldcocks innocent black man.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 1:37 pm

I love a happy ending.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:31 pm

Pilots should be taught to watch for pedestrians.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 6:42 pm

Pilatus makes a great airplane.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:35 pm

Wow.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:01 pm

Was working on a runway extension about 15 years ago and a guy in flight school, making his first attempt at a landing, came about a foot shy of knocking off one guys hard hat. When he taxied over to the hangar the foreman almost literally knocked the would be pilots head off!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
April 23, 2022 9:46 am

The pucker factor on that approach is ginormous!

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:27 pm

Test result from vaxxing both its parents…
. . “health” authorities consider it a success since the PCR test came back negative and spike proteins are being created indicating a “robust” immune system response.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:38 pm

That’s the best MacGyver trick I ever saw!

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:40 pm

Robert, don’t get any ideas. You try this on me,
and I’ll do the same with your pants zipper,
& use a (small) fish hook instead of a paper clip.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mrs. P
April 22, 2022 1:02 pm

Glad you’re back Mrs P.
You two provide more entertainment (and reality) around here than The Honeymooners.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Anonymous
April 22, 2022 10:36 pm

Amen!

Mix
Mix
  Mrs. P
April 22, 2022 2:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
April 23, 2022 1:45 am

Little shop of horrors.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:13 pm

Pikes Peak?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:28 pm

Mt. Washington scenic road? For the NH folks.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 12:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 12:27 pm

40D love

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 1:40 pm

Ad in…my pants.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
April 22, 2022 11:39 pm

Wow! Look at that rack…ett.

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