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Time for REAL fails..
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It’s also the reason they don’t invoke the 25th
In Living Color – That was a funny show!
The two fags “Men On Men” doing the Superbowl half time show couldn’t be done now.
It’s sidesplitting.
The funniest comment Men on Film made was when the one on the right said he went to see The Black Stallion because he thought it was a movie about Denzel Washington, but it turned out to be a movie about a stanky old horse. Hated it!
Mee Soo Luckie, Buy Lotto…
After removing their roommate from his bed, depositing him on the tracks and watching as train after train rolled over him, Brad conceded, “I guess you’re right. Jeremy is a very sound sleeper.”
Statistical fail.
No, that’s a great sign for the times you have too much ammo and not enough time to go to the range.
Saved by;
Safety meeting supervisor asks if there were any close calls last week. Answer from the back of the room, “Yeah, but then I noticed his adam’s apple”.
Lotto ticket day for that guy
Dude needs to buy a lottery ticket…
Then again just an accident waiting for a place to happen…
Photographer Joe Sangfroid, after almost losing his nut sack, snaps an award-winning picture of a man’s soul leaving his body.
New method of having a bris.
But you never have to pay off your debt if you vote Democrat, and we have safe spaces with blankies and plush toys to help with your anxieties. You can put shitty roommates on railway tracks and no one will say a thing if you’re a minority. Plus, you can be any gender you want, you don’t have to do homework if it triggers you, you never have to hear opinions that upset you, and you get to piss off your professors and parents with your personal pronoun.
and teaching you communism, how to be a sheep, how not to think for yourself, how to obey, and how to screech and throw a tantrum whenever you don’t get your way or someone doesn’t agree with your stupid shit.
That’s a lot for just years of debt
I used to tell my kids to be quiet or the horrible monster under the bed would eat them. Worked like a charm.
“Ah shit!” exclaimed the driver Packo. “Now I’ll have to find another way to kill myself.”
Until the government finds out and wipes out your savings with a ruinous property tax and a huge fine for keeping a messy yard.
“Nice try” I’ll reply, “that property is yours“.
(Before I get evicted and try it again elsewhere.)
With the way my 401k is going since Biden came into office, this will be me!
Oh my God, he lost a shoe!
20 min. later, in the hotel room.
Her: A contraceptive sponge. You two should meet.
I can’t be the only one who expected him to land on his head…
. . . am I?
Nicely done
This would’ve been better had the top picture been a wife bitching at her husband.
Yeah, it would’ve. But this is the Friday Fail version.
Manlyest gif so far…
FBJ…
FBG I think you meant.
One thing about war is, after you see what I’ve seen it takes a lot to get you excited about much . . . Hey, buddy, you can’t park on my property! . . . Now where were we?
…quoth “the Biden.”
Just one second sooner…
. . . and it would have been a PROPER Friday Fail.
And tomorrow’s present is today’s future.
How ’bout that for my bit of nonsense disguised as profundity?
Come, we go.
If it’s all Elon’s money, fine. Let him find out it’s a useless waste of time.
I’m sorry I made you cry. I laughed so hard because I really thought you said your name was Vajayjay.
Stupid little bastard…
It takes a village.
It takes a village idiot to believe that.
Driver tried as hard as he could, but still failed to hurt one of those annoying bikesters.
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember George Floyd” slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, “Defund the police.” and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man… that coulda been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
and Wally will pay you $110,000 to drive for them.
Failed to get hit?
Even the gorilla realized the mistake he made and threw him back.
He was looking for a mate…
I would say something referencing Mayor Sylvester Turner in regards to this clip, but it would.be redundant in that all White Houstonians that own property know he is a chimp, and a stupid one at that.
Cheetah has him beat by a mile.
Fact checkers: “lacking context.”
What do you expect from a volunteer EMT. Road-faced..
liberal city where they defunded the EMTs
I expect this from a cartoon but in real life I want to see a bunch of feathers surface, dammit!
Now I see where the phrase s#*tin like a goose comes from.
It has a very Dali-esq quality to it.
Gold medal winner at the Female Engineering Olympics, 2022.
He might come in handy when the food runs out this fall.
Yeah, to sell to your Chinese neighbors for some rice.
I’d hang around just to learn how to gut and skin them.
It’s easy……just like a coon.
Sir, this is why we forbid use of our equipment after eating chili.
Holy shit!
Plus 1 for originality …
Plus one more making those jeans sing.
Might garner a like or two, but is it worth it for a fourteen-dollar ballpark hotdog?
Rover says hell yeah!
I never knew their dogs bark in Chinese. I feel so ignorant.
….Or work in Bangalore
By 2023 this will be what we’ll need for a loaf of bread.
Re-engineering at it’s finest. Looks like they missed a step .
Why doesn’t this shit happen when I’m there?