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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

I must say, if a cock pecked my forehead, I’d react much the same.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

peckerhead.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Huh. Illegal immigrants can be useful.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Is this bat patented and do you need some venture capital to take it national?

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

“Saw me a real UFO in the mountains,” Jed swore to all his ex-friends.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Tent pegs are included for a reason.

nkit
nkit

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Her prom outfit.

Bob P
Bob P

I’ll definitely have her home by 12.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

Her bf is bringing the bouquet, a silencer.

anon y mous
anon y mous

!! ^^^ !! I hate twerking – just disgusting

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

Twerking is to dane like Boones Farm is to Chateau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac 2003.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

What bow?

Anonymous
Anonymous

What bow?

Lostokie
Lostokie

Bow?? Where is this bow of which you speak?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

There’s a bow?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

Every guy also likes a sexy gun with a girl.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

GO AVS!!
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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle

Real season starts against the preds. Cup or bust!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

TRUTH!

nkit
nkit

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

They’re sight hounds. Cover clearly works to his advantage.

BB
BB

I grew up in the Panhandle of Texas doing this. I had one of those damn jackrabbits hit me in the shins doing about fifty and knocked me on my butt. And, I was playing high school football. Tough rabbits.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts

Ah, the Llano Estacado.
Otherwise known as The God-Forsaken Texas Panhandle.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

The home of the Comanche.
Palos Verdes Canyon

nkit
nkit

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Mix
Mix

I see 2 am cow-tipping in his future.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

“You son of a bitch……you’re not taking my little heffer again you pervert!! Get the fuck out of our pasture you sick bastard!!”

nkit
nkit

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

So what you’re saying is that we can throw Pelosi down there but she’ll just come right back up?

Bob P
Bob P

Still, it’d be fun to watch her land.

Anonymous
Anonymous

not if she has her broom with her

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron

Like the blow holes I remember seeing in Hawaii … interesting phenomenon …

nkit
nkit

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

You should see the way she puts a rubber on…….

nkit
nkit

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nkit
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Second, after Diversity Coordinator, as the most useless activity on the planet.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Lin, after bursting through the bushes to scare her husband, ended up as a colourful splotch 300 meters below.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron

Where?

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

This is what happens when you fool around on your sheep.

Mustang
Mustang

My question is did the guys in the MickeyD’s drivethrough get their Burger???

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

I suspect that’s the manager out there explaining why they won’t.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Karen ratted them out.
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nkit
nkit

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Mix
Mix

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Floor it, Rufus!

Gregabob
Gregabob

Cool it-it’s the fuzz!

nkit
nkit

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

Those Chinese……..they’re not as bright as they try to make the world believe.

nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Boss: FNG!

Bob P
Bob P

Newest job creation plan by Trudeau Liberals.

nkit
nkit

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle

I was hoping rover would take over, like Dice Clay posited.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Let the jokes begin!
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Anonymous
Anonymous

Grab her by the…
Oh wait.
Pussy grabs her by the…
Oh wait…

I’ve got it, she’s trans and the pussy is grabbing by the balls!
Yeah, that’s PC enough, I think.
(PC Mob: Cancel!!!!)

Bob P
Bob P

‘Opposites attract’ doesn’t always hold.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle

Taint fresh as a summer’s eve.

Mix
Mix

Pussy snatching, plural.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Teeter otter.

Mix
Mix

Honeybaked Ham samplers on break.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Bloater-totter.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd

gravity wins every time.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

What did it measure on the richter scale??

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

She’s used to a vertical pole.

nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Flopping’s nest step, FlipFlopping.

nkit
nkit

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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nkit
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Anonymous
Anonymous

Judges award…
Style: 7.5 (missed grabbing skis)
Landing: 9.5 (near vertical face landing)
Overall: 8.5 (fun, but snow too deep to award higher score)

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

You’d think he’d have learned the first time.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

I’m telling you…..smoking will kill you.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
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nkit
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nkit
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nkit
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Bob P
Bob P

Hardest working black man in Africa.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

What a stupid girderken.

nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Yet another proof that you just can’t fix stupid.

Bob P
Bob P

Smartest black woman in Atlanta.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd

sukka!

nkit
nkit

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Biden’s latest job creation plan.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

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