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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:48 pm

Touring LA, 2023.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 6:53 pm

Rodeo Drive.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:51 pm

If you think this is ridiculous you should see me dance with a woman I want to bed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 14, 2022 10:13 pm

It’s called the Hully-Gully

Mix
Mix
May 13, 2022 12:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 6:55 pm

It’s OK, her face broke the fall.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:56 pm

That does it, Tom. This is the last time we pick up a hitchhiker.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 7:00 pm

It’s not your average bear, Boo Boo!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 13, 2022 8:06 pm

What a faggish shirt.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:41 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 3:53 pm

The making of a Geen Bay Packer fan….a real cheesehead.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Packer faced!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 4:49 pm

3 years later…
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:04 pm

Future nightmare in 2o years.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:02 pm

Faster than the real one ever was.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:43 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 4:56 pm

Karen’s job as dead weight is still useful.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:05 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

“Rover” has narcolepsy.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:44 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 4:59 pm

This is your brain on drugs, any questions?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:06 pm

You better have a strong back and a coal shovel
for a pooper scooper.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 14, 2022 4:18 pm

Steroids?

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:44 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
May 13, 2022 8:51 pm

The only solution is to burn the tent down and sleep outdoors.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:45 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:01 pm

WOW, that’s a big puppy.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:07 pm

Had the vindaloo again, hon?

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:08 pm

Raishin dliver at carwash!

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:06 pm

Lesson: stuffed bears are edible.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 7:09 pm

EVERYTHING is edible….once.

Except your own head.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:04 pm

“Average” learning curve.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 13, 2022 8:09 pm

Be easier to just throw it thru a wall.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:47 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:11 pm

Sorry, wrong jumping bean.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:10 pm

Wrong jumping “Beaner”

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
May 14, 2022 12:31 am

stupid

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:13 pm

Note: if you want a pet tiger be advised that neighbours will forever bitch at you for their missing cats and dogs.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 5:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:12 pm

Seek Lost Owner.

Look in the large stool in the front yard.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:11 pm

The ONLY reason not to have a gun for home defense.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:14 pm

He does something similar with underpants, and it’s very disturbing.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 5:20 pm

Disturbing? really?
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morongobill
morongobill
  Mix
May 14, 2022 5:29 am

Dare them to sit in the front row of pews and do it.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mix
May 14, 2022 10:20 pm

too many years ago I had an English class with a Dyke teacher and the front row of her followers and they did that kinda crap all year. I sat in the back and slept.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:50 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 13, 2022 3:58 pm

I would like to extend my personal thanks for this nkit. Thanks.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:00 pm

… looks awfully under age …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
May 13, 2022 8:51 pm

nkit is begging for the Feds to bust him with child pornography on his computer

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
May 14, 2022 12:02 am

This is Haruki Sato, born 12-1-1991… so GFY, asshole,,,

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 14, 2022 12:50 pm

She’ll look 25 when she’s 50.
Current GFE does.
Asian women age very well.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 14, 2022 4:22 pm

Pretty enough girl, but I never really had a thing for Asian girls.

morongobill
morongobill
  Anthony Aaron
May 14, 2022 5:30 am

Look at the fingernail, not underage.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:51 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:22 pm

Once bitten, twice shy.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:52 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:01 pm

Funny … the ones that my grandmother knit (or crocheted) were multi-colored …

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:15 pm

Love to paint that portrait.
A lot of there there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 8:23 pm

Like ears?

A9racer
A9racer
  Anonymous
May 13, 2022 10:51 pm

And nose cancer

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
May 14, 2022 4:24 pm

Tremendous character in that face.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:16 pm

All hail Red Green.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 7:56 pm

I am a man.
I can change.
If I have to.
I suppose.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Dark Thoughts
May 14, 2022 10:23 pm

yep, the great Red Green! my kinda guy.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:15 pm

500 MPH tape.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:55 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 14, 2022 4:26 pm

My best friend’s dad had one of those back in 1963. A lot more weatherworn.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 13, 2022 11:33 pm

Not gett’en any or sleeping on the couch. Take your pick…..Or both.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
May 14, 2022 12:51 pm

Or brother and sister.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:57 pm

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todd
todd
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:01 pm

who wants a broken wrist?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  todd
May 13, 2022 7:17 pm

This clearly isn’t Augusta.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 7:58 pm

“The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild.”

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:57 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:31 pm

Ay chingow

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:17 pm

Pick up the food. Leave the Mexicans.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 5:50 pm

Indians…
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:17 pm

Dot indians, not feather indians.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 14, 2022 2:23 pm

Can’t remember where i heard this, Casino or Slurpee?

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Mix
May 13, 2022 8:00 pm

Houston drivers: “Hold my beer.”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Dark Thoughts
May 14, 2022 12:39 am

Atlanta drivers. “Hold my Colt 45.”

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Mix
May 14, 2022 4:27 pm

Rush hour here in New Jersey.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 12:58 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
May 14, 2022 1:45 am

I thought Australians drove on the left side.

I just checked – they do. This kangaroo is a long way from home.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  AnalogMan
May 14, 2022 6:15 pm

It’s a deer…somewhere in North America.
Kangaroos have pouches, not hooves.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:18 pm

Male clown Karen.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:00 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:21 pm

1 asspower outboad

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:19 pm

Evel Kannotvel

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
May 13, 2022 8:56 pm

Hey, the motorcycle stayed on the truck- job completed.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:01 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:22 pm

Mom would never let the kids land in a puddle, but Dad knows how much fun it is.

Bob P
Bob P
  TN Patriot
May 13, 2022 2:22 pm

Mom will make dad bathe them, but it’s worth it.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 2:46 pm

Backyard and hose and you have a whole new fun game to play.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 7:20 pm

Future driver…..

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 8:58 pm

Damn asians got it backwards. They banned the plastic lids instead of the straws.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 14, 2022 1:09 am

Immune system booster, old style.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:21 pm

Failed Messican.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 13, 2022 8:56 pm

An easy fuck

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:23 pm

All the rage with gay bikers.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 5:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:23 pm

LOL!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
May 13, 2022 11:36 pm

Now THAT’S funny !

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 13, 2022 7:23 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 14, 2022 2:27 pm

Sorry CA. didn’t see this 1st.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:03 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:05 pm

Then reality set in.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:24 pm

WTF!
That’s a 12′ surf rod.
What is he trying to catch?

Mr. Ed - Shifter of Shapes
Mr. Ed - Shifter of Shapes
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 9:06 pm

Sometimes you just go with what you got.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
May 14, 2022 12:04 am

Loch Ness Monster…

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:04 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 14, 2022 12:44 am

Hey, dwnvote..
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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:32 pm

Sombodys be call a lawya!
I all tripped on they shit ‘an shit!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 9:05 pm

Happen’ at da U-tot-em on MLK Blvd.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:05 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 13, 2022 1:58 pm

Another fine example of fat, stupid people unaware that their mass causes considerable momentum problems even at low velocity.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:28 pm

How Washington views us.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:32 pm

I saw what you did there…

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
May 13, 2022 9:00 pm

He should have stopped skipping his physics classes.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:33 pm

Clearly not Russian or he would have seen that coming.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:35 pm

Biden voter!

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:36 pm

Use the left hand there…

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:34 pm

Nope. Student movers told us to fuck off, too.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 13, 2022 4:06 pm

I wonder how much rent is?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:32 pm

Sao Paulo needs paint.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:38 pm

Looks like Newark NJ.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 7:37 pm

Beautiful photo.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:08 pm

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Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:24 pm

Pretty hard on the horse

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:09 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:35 pm

American mobile machine gun, 2022.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 13, 2022 6:36 pm

bullpup

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 13, 2022 7:39 pm

FN P-90.
Developed to defeat Kevlar armor.
Tiny bullet.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:59 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
May 13, 2022 9:13 pm

Oh that poor girl got hurt on that one.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 13, 2022 2:35 pm

Nagasaki at sunrise.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 13, 2022 4:10 pm

AWESOME!!

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

You think that’s great, wait till they launch the two up front.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
May 14, 2022 4:37 pm

Wow. Seriously, where is this? Awesome.

nkit
nkit
May 13, 2022 1:12 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 13, 2022 4:11 pm

Doesn’t the sign say 3 people at a time.

Mix
Mix

Where’s a busload of fatass Americans when you need them?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 13, 2022 5:07 pm

The line cutting penalty is a bitch.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
May 13, 2022 9:04 pm

Built by the cheapest labor a communist government would pay for.