WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

cart
Too much easy life, you get so fat.

 

slender

It’s spongebob if he wore suspenders

 

caramel
Was that a caramel flavored shirt?

cheap
Those are nice pumpkins

 

tigers
Tigens? Tigers?

 


spiceup

Can’t spice it up in the bedroom if you can’t first spice it up in public….Wait a second. I’m getting news in right now. Turns out that is absolutely false. Sorry.

 

boys

 

gun
Anybody else disappointed that she didn’t just tuck that gun up underneath her FUPA?

 

pickup

 

 

4509

This might be the worst drive-by tragedy since Notorious B.I.G

 

Excuse me miss, you’re ass is way to symmetrical to be shopping at Walmart. Tell your photographer to take you somewhere more realistic.

 

Those can’t save you now partner.

 

You know what, I’m not gonna hate. Better than the alternative so I’ll commend you on MacGyvering a makeshift belt.

 

1679

I don’t know what’s going on here and quite honestly, I don’t plan on being around long enough to find out.

 

1237

All I’m saying is if this lady offers me an apple, I’m sure as hell not taking a bite.

 

If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.

 

For more freaks visit People Of Walmart

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Mustang
Mustang
May 28, 2022 12:22 pm

Does anybody know what Make & Model the Turquoise Pistol was???

Mountainrat
Mountainrat
  Mustang
May 28, 2022 3:34 pm

Almost sure it is a Ruger LCP .380.

Mustang
Mustang
  Mountainrat
May 28, 2022 8:10 pm

Thanks.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Mustang
May 28, 2022 3:54 pm

I’m going to guess some model of SCCY pistol.

Firearms

I believe all of their firearms are available in a variety of designer colors.

If that’s what you’re into. NTTAWWT

Mustang
Mustang
  49%mfer
May 28, 2022 8:10 pm

Thanks.

ted
ted
  Mustang
May 28, 2022 4:33 pm

Byrna

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 28, 2022 2:22 pm

OMG! i have never seen such a hideous looking right elbow area! Can’t remember the color of her hair or the length, or what she was wearing, other than sensible shoes.

Think it was 8 pics AFTER the old pic of what Olestra™ was actually good for…Caramel colored everything.

I’m going to have nightmares about that elbow for a long, long time though.

Stucky
Stucky
May 28, 2022 7:39 pm

Why can’t mass shooters ever do their thang at a Walmart??

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
May 29, 2022 6:06 am

Never heard the old adage ?…”Don’t crap where You eat?

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
May 29, 2022 6:58 am

Hmmm, two down votes. I thought is was a pretty funny idea.

So, who are the two Walmart shoppers (or, workers) here?