WASHINGTON, D.C.—A senile old man in Washington who has a deadly nuclear arsenal at his fingertips is calling for dangerous weapons to be taken out of the hands of the mentally unstable.
“Listen, folks, this shouldn’t be difficult,” said the yammering old geriatric to a duck in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. “The mentally unstable shouldn’t have guns! It’s dangerous! Think of what could happen, Jack! They could fire it blindly through their front door because they heard a noise, or leave it right out in the open where a Taliban terrorist could pick it up, or accidentally kill innocent people they thought were bad guys but turned out to be foreign aid workers!” The man then dove face-first into the pool because he thought he saw an ice cream cone there.
Many Democrats are warning of chaos and death if mentally unstable people such as themselves ever get their hands on a firearm. “It would be a disaster,” said one Democratic strategist. “Think of putting weapons in the hands of people who can’t even define what a ‘woman’ is! I shudder at the thought! Please disarm us immediately!”
“It’s real simple,” said the old man as he climbed out of the Reflecting Pool, disappointed to not have found any ice cream. “Guns, tanks, drones, nukes—all that stuff—we gotta take those away from people who aren’t mentally fit!”
At publishing time, the man was on the run after taking an ice cream cone he mistook for a handgun out of the hands of a tourist.
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“Show me the man, and I will show you the crime(s)” – “Uncle Joe” Stalin…
” The only way for the U.S. federal government to prevent school shootings from happening is to pass a law preventing federal agencies from staging them. ” Vox Day
We had that, the Smith Mundt Act. Was “modernized” under the 2012 NDAA.
vox almost always spot on.
Perfect!
Bad: hood rat woman is straw buyer of guns for her thug boyfriend
WAY more bad: Biden sends to Ukraine long-range missiles capable of striking deep into nuclear-armed Russia.
Both: “he promised he wouldn’t do anything stupid with them”.
Way too true.
“‘Guns Should Not Be In The Hands Of The Mentally Unstable,’ Says Senile Man With Nukes”
(laughing) seriously, is there anything to add to this?
Soooo, if people will not be able to get guns if they are under a doctor’s care for anti depressants or anti psychotics, anti anxiety meds, etc, then people aren’t going to get treated. They will refuse care because it will mean they would not be allowed to own a firearm.
So.
What happens?
More people will choose not to get help/treatment. Is that a good thing?
depends on the treatment. in my opinion the doctors trying to treat depression and psychosis really don’t know what they’re doing anyway, so it doesn’t matter.
At this point, I don’t care because I don’t think it makes any difference. Reason left the building years ago.
The end goal is total subservience to total their control. They don’t care if it makes sense as long as it ratchets them toward their goal.
Since, in many cases, what you call “help” and “treatment” actually isn’t either one of those things …. it may indeed be a good thing.
Tulsa shooting. Another minority who identified as a white supremacist.