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Toilet-n-shower combo? Check your privilege, we can’t all afford a Bidet.
Vaccinated Biden voter.
Honey, give me another beer.
Now that’s a Hog
Newly minted Biden voter.
Concrete wave-faced!
Never gets old
ANOTHER one!
Just what he needs: a black eye and a fat lip.
Mallet-faced!
Ukraine military?
That would be todays woke army
Manhole faced.
Manhole COVER faced…
but still a thumbs up.
We have a new directive on that.
Service entrance cover.
Just a tip for the re-education camp.
Right arm removed and face
If we could just harness sewer gas for a gasoline replacement.
Hey, the Chinese have been harvesting used cooking oil from their sewers for years and recycling it.
For cooking oil? That’s just gross.
Palm tree FACED.
The dead leaves should have been a clue.
Kamala’s illegitimate son. I can hear her cackling.
George, stop playing with your food.
I’m going to groom this one.
Damn crabs again.
I’m not Elvin, I’m Jeffery, Jeffery Toobin.
Gun controllers vs gun owners.
Your analogy can work both ways.
“Okay Justice Thomas, how ya gonna vote, huh, huh, huh, huh? How gonna vote now?”
https://www.kapwing.com/videos/62a36488c3f54400b61ac4ab
Here we go again. Why won’t meme show up?
Memetic Dystrophy.
I’m having a problem with YT vids not posting. Any hints?
Self-induced Biden voter.
He’s not ready for Churchill Downs.
Did you see this years race. Beautiful!
Is that thing nekkid?
If he does that enough times he should have a clear path wallowed out.
Jackson Pollock again?
Hey kid, do you really want a “time out”??
A little off the top.
Don’t worry f.fiers, the oncoming white car got her.
was Joe chasing her???
MXC
Night Flight
Baba ganoush
“Mary Lou Retton Baba Ganouj, she’s a glory hole
attendant at the San Francisco petting zoo.”
Actual dialog!
I’ll forgive her.
I’ll also forgive but only after proper punishment!
What a shitty game.
Soccer ball faced! Should have had a football helmet for whatever new sport that is.
ball faced and then mud faced. one shot
MXC = as the Klingons would say…glorious.
All women are bi. It’s either polar or…
After the 7 day constant mayhem at WaPo, they answered that question.
Conclusively.
Inflation will not affect your pool in the way you hope.
The way Brandon sees himself.
Bob saved money that day.
With the much sought after yellow Snow Cone…
Watch out where the huskies go…
Teletubby snow cones?
Never eat yellow snow!
The dumbshits…….they should have just gone under water.
Wow, ANBAHbI’s is still open?
On your mark, GO!
This idiot has never watched a Saturday cartoon in his life, has he?
If he did watch he would know that he had at least 2 seconds of hangtime.
Hell of an idea for work-release.
Fuckup-faced!
Shit man, I jus’ stole them boots yestidee.
Buddy needed a Wile-E-Coyote sign saying “What Am I doing”.
Gravity is a bitch.
I thought helmets were supposed to prevent this shit.
Trailer-faced and dirt-faced! Another tufer.
Jenga on a grander scale.
A faced twofer.
Two-faced?
Trail-faced for a paleface. tufer.
If you don’t get faced right the first time, face, face again!
Jason did not learn to ride.
Latter Pat surprised his life partner Biff with the good news.
Biff wants Pat to check him.
WTH is that dirty muck she’s in in the first place? That clean water isn’t going to do her any good.
Jodie was always easy, dirty, but easy.
Jodie was a virgin. I wonder why?
Did she shart in that tub water?
To each his own.
Wifey sporting the Barrett.
Everyone being safe but the big dumfuck in the back with his finger on the trigger 😥
What of the doofus front right with the barrel stuck in the dirt?
That said, I’d actually get dressed up to go to a wedding like that.
Somebody shout, “Pull!”.
He’s got a gopher gun.
He must be really rich.
Cheap bastard, where’s the bride’s waders?
Were the bridesmaids holding creels?
Looks like he smucked the painted curbs as well not centering the vehicle.
Chug-faced.
Coke-faced! And not the Scarfaced coke.
Tree round FACED!
And he’s out for the count!
Tom’s a knockout at parties.
He dead.
Sand spit-faced.
Still don’t know about the forest, though.
Maybe he’s actually the Pope.
San Francisco bear…
Isn’t that Amber?
Why dads are way cooler.
Let’s see mom stack 2 kids and a rack of Coors…
Fucking demo libtard. That electric skateboard gets its power from coal or oil.
Almost everything gets it’s power from fossil fuels.
Only retards think electricity comes from the wall outlet.
But they think food comes from the supermarket, too…
They think meat comes magically cut and pre-wrapped too.
Butchering and packaging big game is an hours long process,
and it’s bloody and physically taxing.
It’s the taxing part that I object to.