COMEDY GOLD

He should have ducked.
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Winchester
Winchester

This would be the PERFECT ad campaign for the reason to conceal carry for protection. Glock, Smith & Wesson, and others should be using this to market their guns. When SCOTUS hands down their ruling on the NYSRPA case where states restrict carrying pistols, the opinion should reference this video!

Anonymous
Anonymous

This would be the PERFECT ad campaign for Roe vs Wade continuing.

Spangler
Spangler

Not quite. As said here elsewhere, make abortion selective based on the skin color.

Sarah Eliabeth
Sarah Eliabeth

I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I’m my non-public boss. That is what I do.. http://www.profit97.com

B_MC
B_MC

This would be the PERFECT ad campaign for the reason to conceal carry for protection. Glock, Smith & Wesson, and others should be using this to market their guns.

This would be better….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

I LOVE feel good stories with these happy endings.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher

Allow me to translate, ‘my brother threatened to shoot the store clerk in order to rob the store of it’s cash, but the clerk has no constitutional right to defend themselves’.

An American ‘entitlement’ mid set and culture on display.

I am curious what is the race of the clerk?

KJ
KJ

Thank you for translating that from Ebonics to English.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

Crawfisher speaks jive.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle

.

Ken31
Ken31

Don’t expect logic or reason from niggers.

zappalives
zappalives

Merca doesnt have gun problem.Merca has a nigger problem.

World War Zeke
World War Zeke

America has a Great Society problem. Defund the self-licking graft of the urban reservation. Deh’s nice folk will go back churches and takes responsibilitee ‘gin.

CCRider
CCRider

I think this piece is misnamed. It should be “The Good News Story of the Day”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Off to the welcoming arms of Saint George Of Fentanyl,
patron saint of nigger criminals.

Brewer55
Brewer55

Where is Barbara Billingsley when you need her?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Never get tired of that Airplane bit.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

If not for it being 1980, that would be one of my favorite movies too. Just so much that offends the snowflakes.

Llpoh
Llpoh

They will get what they want if full gun control comes in. The only ones with guns will be black criminals. But then I repeat myself.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Only if you drop off your guns like a good little lemming

ASIG
ASIG

No, If CC is outlawed; many will just continue to carry – illegally. No amount of gun control will cause criminals to give up their guns, but it will drive otherwise law abiding to become criminals.
I know for a fact there are those that live in areas where obtaining a CCW is impossible have decided to carry everyday anyway.
So Yeah make CC illegal and there will be a hell of a lot more “Criminals”.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle

Exactly. It’s best to know the 2A stance of the sheriff and coroner too. Snap caps for creating muscle memory for drawing your piston/revolver and range time are also critical.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

SCOTUS just made CCW a lot easier in NY, but the governor has declared she will try to prevent it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Of course.
Marxocrats just ignore laws they don’t like.
And nothing comes of it.
The problem she has is that there is no crime carrying now.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Merrick Garland heads the enforcement arm of the court. Would the U S Marshalls disobey an order from him to support scotus and the Constitution?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

brian
brian
Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron

You mean all of the mexican criminals won’t use guns? Really?

In spring, 2018, the big beans in the mexican gang communities in LA County admitted that they’ve got more than 250,000 heavily armed gang members … and that they’re basically going to do as they please (as if they haven’t been doing so in the United States since at least the 1965 immigration law fiasco that shoved up our collective behinds) …

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

If this happened more often, there would be fewer robberies and much less recidivism.

I wonder if the clerk used the 9mm lung destroyer?

Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford

Reports say DG staff are still cleaning nigger lung off the merchandise in Aisle 7.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Clown world!

DFJ150

Come on, man. Cut the poor dead perp some slack. He was just “obtaining funds” to be able to pay his first semester tuition for medical school.

NBerinKS
NBerinKS

“pay his first semester tuition for medical school.” That made me laugh out loud.

Huck
Huck

Ya sure it wasn’t divinity school?

brian
brian

Med school… lol… wrong script, its supposed to read, “aspiring rap artist cut down without provocation by a white, dollar store nazi with a gun. Family is seeking reparations.”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

Joining the burgeoning ranks of med students robbing Dollar Stores.

NBerinKS
NBerinKS

I heard “he’s got sole responsibility, but not all”. So the robber is the sole person responsible for getting himself killed, but he doesn’t have ALL the responsibility for getting himself killed, am I interpreting that correctly?

Iggy
Iggy

Don’t expect these illiterates to make any sense at all

ASIG
ASIG

Yes you’re 200% correct.

Warren
Warren

“He was a good boy, a very good boy.”

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Dindu nuffin to nobody neva.

Todd Packer's Mentor
Todd Packer's Mentor

Too bad that clerk didn’t work for the Uvalde schools police department.

BL
BL

Chimps be like……..

TLate
TLate

Stupid is as stupid does. Some responsibility?? That sums up the problem with a certain community nothing is ever their fault. I am sure if her brother had shot and killed the clerk it would have been his fault for not wearing body armor to work, or dollar generals fault for not having bullet proof glass for the clerk to stand behind or governments fault for not providing enough free money etc. etc.

Anonymous
Anonymous

If only he could be resurrected, so the clerk could shoot him dead a second time.

flash

We got a get dem gunz off da street… It ain’t even safe for a bruther to rob a likker store dease days.. Juneteenth …free da shit.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Good person with gun stops bad person with gun , don’t see the problem !
RESULT : One less wart on the ass of society !
Win Win

Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford

Feel good story of the day.

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Go back to your country”

overthecliff
overthecliff

The clerk was absolutely wrong. He should have killed the robber twice.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

He should have waited for the rest of the criminal family to show up. Likely this loser is NOT the only one engaged in this line of work.

beau
beau

another valedictorian of that demographic on display. a shining superstar of mental agility.

the clerk is the real cause of the problem, not the members of that demographic, who never, ever do anything criminal, or otherwise illegal.

who else will bitch about the clerk taking out the trash?

Anonymous
Anonymous

TNB! Stay Frosty and always have a full size fighting gun!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Are these “democrats” getting dumber by the day or what???

Anonymous
Anonymous

Love the black family mind set .
Just because my brother pointed a gun at you to rob you , you had no right to shoot him in fact you should not have even had a gun !
Wake up call would be criminals , pull a gun out and threaten someone you are the one who took the chance ! FYI free law abiding citizens have had enough of your violent inhuman behavior and the fact you become one more dead criminal thanks to a good guy with a gun is great for all concerned . No innocent deaths no expensive trials no expense warehousing your useless ass

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

“They should have called the police” is what the stupid bitch sister had the nerve to say.

Huck
Huck

Sis exhibits what must be familial mental illness and certainly should apply to be spokeswoman for Victims Are Us. Her stipend alone would allow her to better arm her remaining siblings who are in the armed robbery line of business.

a9racer
a9racer

Sister: Clerk shouldna brought a gun to work. He robbin ya, oh well.

Everyone else: He ded, oh well.

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