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Let’s order a hundred of these just for Washington D.C. We’ll park them outside of Congress, White House, the Federal Reserve, DOJ, CIA, FBI, Pentagon, NSA, etc. for orderly, if messy, disposal of arch criminals. (Oh, NSA dudes, this is what’s known as a joke; I’m not actually advocating mulching all these criminals, but if someone else did, I’d be there with popcorn.)
She lives in the Clitoral Hood.
Just down the block from the more elusive DJ G-spot.
Happy Friday All…
and God Bless America!
In Canada he pounded an eager beaver.
OK, but not quite the opposite of either a cat or a mouse, now is it?
And that’s what’s so weird about it or a language fail IMO.
Well in Arabia you get a sheep or camel, in Africa a cow…I’d like a mouse size myself.
Oh Ward, you were a little rough on the Beav last night.
UN Food Survey Fails…
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
In Western Europe, they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” meant.
In China, they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
In the Middle East, they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
In South America, they didn’t know what “please” meant.
In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
And in Australia, New Zealand, and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
I answered the survey. I suggested that Africans and Asians stop having so many damn kids, that Europeans shove the climate change shit back up their arses, that Americans stop their foolish sanctions that are helping Russians and screwing the rest of us, that Canadians grow a pair and stop supporting whatever nonsense the American neocons want, that the Chinese stop leaking viruses, and that the entire world wake up and stop locking everything down the minute a flu appears. They hung up on me.
Bob P for the record I am a second gen, Canadian French. Parents met in Frog Hollow section of Hartford, CT. Next to the Italian section, at least they had protection, LOL.
Thanks, SoH. I’ve been looking everywhere for mushroom porn.
Use duckduckgo Bob.
Look up “stinkhorn mushrooms.” They grow from a hairy ball sack (the roots) and produce what you see above and even ruder. Their spores always seem to grow in the colored mulch products we purchase.
This one is called Phallus Impudicus (all in the phallus family).
Sportin’!
Oh yes they do. Just tell a nun that the story of Jonah and the Whale is bullshit and watch her explode.
Oh I have no problems judging a nun. 90% of them are either repressed lesbians or sexually dysfunctional heteros who hide in the habit so as to avoid having to deal with their inability to deal with their intimacy issues. Priests are similar on the opposite end of the spectrum.
I always watched the ruler when I offended and then sent to principal and, proudly say I was the only 1 of 4 with regular notes pinned to chest.
Hey, don’t judge me someone had to push the envelope.
Badge of pride now in my 60’s!
Really hurt when in Winter, it was ,”remove your glove, hold your hand out straight, (boom Knuckle busting uppercut) and Boom , down hard as. Dem Bitches knew how to extract Maximum pain.
Some days I prayed I would be let off light like the Lord Jesus that hung on the Wall
…and for the f.f. grammar nazi’s
F U !
Stoopid ideots.
Eggsaktly
Nope, the taxpayers’ schools as you contributed NOTHING, and your parents contributed only a tiny fraction….all for some of the worst schools in the western world.
Huh, I could’ve sworn my ass crack stopped before the middle of my back yesterday.
My favourite elevator moment was in college when my roommates and I came home hammered from the bar and one made an unfortunate remark: “I have to piss so bad I don’t know if I can hold it till I get to the bathroom,” whereupon we pressed every single button in the elevator. He exited on the next floor, cursing up a storm, and arrived home with wet stain on his pants.
I went to the Federal Bldg in Jacksonville fl and got on the elevator, pushed my floors button, and the SOB went to the top floor, opened the doors and refused to budge. I went out but the halls were blocked by barred doors so I was trapped. I squeezed through the bars and went down the steps and left the building; I hate elevators. ..I was in the Atlanta airport with hours to wait so I decided to ride the train to tour town. After about 10 miles, it just quit for the night and opened the doors. I walked the tracks all the way back to the airport. F- Atlanta.
MARTA Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta
The fact that this sign is next to the “delivery guys must wear a mask” sign is a sure sign that our society is truly doomed.
I’d buy that. I am only purchasing Russian vodka these days….just to make a point. I only purchased Swedish vodka during the plannedemic.
I love Russian standard, But No! I have to drink French make believe piss, as we are Woke, Broke and without Hope
I’d buy some just to piss off the NPC masses flying Ukrainian flags.
Now that’s funny.
Yeah, but what does the front look like???
It’s hairy and lippy and pink. I’m kinda surprised you don’t know, MrL.
Likely not hairy. Looks like a post-pube photo.
With a string in the middle.
Presented without comment:
Well, more to come.
Lip injections or from trying to fellate a hot exhaust pipe?
Everything is perfect.
Did she get punched in the lips for having those eyebrows?
She’s 21 and has more $$ than you, more fans than you, definitely better lookin’ than you for she is smokin’ hot.
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I wonder if his timeless quote is on the card: “America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Asfutmsifwffutsh.” That will resonate with Americans 200 years from now as Lincoln’s “Four score a seven years ago…” does with us.
Demorats problem with the Demented One and Harris continue to drag them down the gurgle.
Democrats MAJOR problem. How to get rid of Biden without getting Kamala.
Prank ranking, 1…10.
payback ranking, 1…10.
Prank: 8
Payback: 9
0,0
Staged.
Her response was too quick.
No realization timing.
“Men should never judge a woman by her looks,” according to every ugly woman on the planet.
Indeed, they should be judged by their ugly personalities.
Jesus, Nancy, pull the mask back up and spare us that hideous mashup of a face.
She’s such an ugly person, that pictures of her can be used in place of “hotwire” on livestock fences.
Or to take care of that “erection lasting more than 4 hours…”
Moron! Fail + No fail = 0, and I was proven correct when I got a 0. So there.
Bob, it’s an identity.
No Study + Study = 0
0 = 0
An identity, or basically a “duh” on mathematics.
numerical value of words does not = meaning of words
True that.
It’s why so many people have difficulty with math word problems in school.
The inability to model tangible problems with more abstract mathematics.
The use of formal logic structure can help.
But then us smart alecks go and make jokes with it.
A tragedy, no doubt.
I’ll take it….how much?
da last one got me
Built and inspected by Affirmative Action personnel.
But who has to clean out the turret?
I tried this, and it’s actually true, but then I added, “Nice tits, too,” and she clobbered me with the barbell.
But still lose your job.
now a days you can’t even be sure it is a female, so use the correct pronoun
I am a donkey-sexual. My pronouns are hee/haw.
Liar! Russians are too evil to save cats. CNN told me so.
SWIFT — Sure Wish I Finished Training …
What came first, the chicken or the idea?
All I know is the idea is stillborn (stillhatched?). I mean, watts the point?
Okay, I have to admit there are more than 2 sexes.
Well, when you take this much testosterone, bad things are bound to happen.
There are now 3 genders narrowed down …………. Male …Female……. and democrat.
If that thing doesn’t keep boys out of girls’ locker rooms, nothing will.
when you’re strainin’ too hard tryin’ to poop…
DOOD!
One of the first billboard ads I saw upon moving to the UK was a for a hair dye product featuring a woman like above with the slogan “So good you’ll forget your natural colour“
Ma’am, can you let MrL see so he knows what your front looks like?
I had one of those. A Great Dane who thought he was a lap dog. When my wife would take him to the vet, it was standard practice to sit on her lap in the waiting room, but not half on the floor like that. I miss Rastus. Lovely dogs.
use your f.f. censor sensor…
Immersed in orang-putang.
How monkeypox is spread.
at the demoncrap national convention?
Oo, that’s rough. She’s pretty green to stand that close. She’s now a fair way to a handicap.
This is how it is supposed to be done.
https://youtu.be/JAg5I-F7fPo
Tisha Alyn – sorry guys, she lesbian.
Hey, if you’re that desperate to win HORSE, I concede.
Shit; I missed the shot. Do that again.
If I might make a suggestion on relocation…..
Okay, when I raise my hand, implement the sanctions against Russia!
What a thrill ride.
Tied off to swing out of the collapsing building.
Trick.
There are worse ways to drown. Let’s just hope its not Bud or Miller lite.
Holy crap! Look at the price of gas!
Russians must cower at the sight of our Canadian mercenaries.
The enemy will never withstand the bombardment of the Mighty American pronouns
How is that possible?
Zelensky stood proudly by as the Ukrainian Navy is relaunched.
I see a theme developing.
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Even as a child rye whisky was my favourite drink.
Like a Manchurian.