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Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:51 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:57 am

Let’s order a hundred of these just for Washington D.C. We’ll park them outside of Congress, White House, the Federal Reserve, DOJ, CIA, FBI, Pentagon, NSA, etc. for orderly, if messy, disposal of arch criminals. (Oh, NSA dudes, this is what’s known as a joke; I’m not actually advocating mulching all these criminals, but if someone else did, I’d be there with popcorn.)

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:52 am

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Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:52 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:03 am

She lives in the Clitoral Hood.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:34 pm

Just down the block from the more elusive DJ G-spot.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:52 am

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Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:53 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 24, 2022 10:53 am

Happy Friday All…
and God Bless America!

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:54 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:12 am

In Canada he pounded an eager beaver.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 11:15 am

OK, but not quite the opposite of either a cat or a mouse, now is it?
And that’s what’s so weird about it or a language fail IMO.

you knw who
you knw who
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 12:16 pm

Well in Arabia you get a sheep or camel, in Africa a cow…I’d like a mouse size myself.

Creed
Creed
  Bob P
June 25, 2022 4:43 pm

Oh Ward, you were a little rough on the Beav last night.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:55 am

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Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 10:55 am

UN Food Survey Fails…
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
In Western Europe, they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” meant.
In China, they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
In the Middle East, they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
In South America, they didn’t know what “please” meant.
In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
And in Australia, New Zealand, and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:23 am

I answered the survey. I suggested that Africans and Asians stop having so many damn kids, that Europeans shove the climate change shit back up their arses, that Americans stop their foolish sanctions that are helping Russians and screwing the rest of us, that Canadians grow a pair and stop supporting whatever nonsense the American neocons want, that the Chinese stop leaking viruses, and that the entire world wake up and stop locking everything down the minute a flu appears. They hung up on me.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 8:39 pm

Bob P for the record I am a second gen, Canadian French. Parents met in Frog Hollow section of Hartford, CT. Next to the Italian section, at least they had protection, LOL.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:56 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:25 am

Thanks, SoH. I’ve been looking everywhere for mushroom porn.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:20 pm

Use duckduckgo Bob.
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:24 pm

Look up “stinkhorn mushrooms.” They grow from a hairy ball sack (the roots) and produce what you see above and even ruder. Their spores always seem to grow in the colored mulch products we purchase.
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This one is called Phallus Impudicus (all in the phallus family).

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:38 pm

Sportin’!

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:29 am

Oh yes they do. Just tell a nun that the story of Jonah and the Whale is bullshit and watch her explode.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:31 am

Oh I have no problems judging a nun. 90% of them are either repressed lesbians or sexually dysfunctional heteros who hide in the habit so as to avoid having to deal with their inability to deal with their intimacy issues. Priests are similar on the opposite end of the spectrum.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 8:54 pm

I always watched the ruler when I offended and then sent to principal and, proudly say I was the only 1 of 4 with regular notes pinned to chest.
Hey, don’t judge me someone had to push the envelope.
Badge of pride now in my 60’s!

Thunder
Thunder
  1969Bird
June 24, 2022 11:52 pm

Really hurt when in Winter, it was ,”remove your glove, hold your hand out straight, (boom Knuckle busting uppercut) and Boom , down hard as. Dem Bitches knew how to extract Maximum pain.
Some days I prayed I would be let off light like the Lord Jesus that hung on the Wall

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 10:58 am

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Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:02 am

…and for the f.f. grammar nazi’s
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F U !

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:27 am

Stoopid ideots.

Creed
Creed
  Bob P
June 25, 2022 4:47 pm

Eggsaktly

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:32 am

Nope, the taxpayers’ schools as you contributed NOTHING, and your parents contributed only a tiny fraction….all for some of the worst schools in the western world.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:31 am

Huh, I could’ve sworn my ass crack stopped before the middle of my back yesterday.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:36 am

My favourite elevator moment was in college when my roommates and I came home hammered from the bar and one made an unfortunate remark: “I have to piss so bad I don’t know if I can hold it till I get to the bathroom,” whereupon we pressed every single button in the elevator. He exited on the next floor, cursing up a storm, and arrived home with wet stain on his pants.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:33 pm

I went to the Federal Bldg in Jacksonville fl and got on the elevator, pushed my floors button, and the SOB went to the top floor, opened the doors and refused to budge. I went out but the halls were blocked by barred doors so I was trapped. I squeezed through the bars and went down the steps and left the building; I hate elevators. ..I was in the Atlanta airport with hours to wait so I decided to ride the train to tour town. After about 10 miles, it just quit for the night and opened the doors. I walked the tracks all the way back to the airport. F- Atlanta.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 26, 2022 6:15 am

MARTA Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

Dr. Shembecka
Dr. Shembecka
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 5:39 pm

The fact that this sign is next to the “delivery guys must wear a mask” sign is a sure sign that our society is truly doomed.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:05 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:34 am

I’d buy that. I am only purchasing Russian vodka these days….just to make a point. I only purchased Swedish vodka during the plannedemic.

Thunder
Thunder
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 11:56 pm

I love Russian standard, But No! I have to drink French make believe piss, as we are Woke, Broke and without Hope

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:38 am

I’d buy some just to piss off the NPC masses flying Ukrainian flags.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:07 am

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Student of History
June 25, 2022 8:19 am

Now that’s funny.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:08 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:34 am

Yeah, but what does the front look like???

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 11:45 am

It’s hairy and lippy and pink. I’m kinda surprised you don’t know, MrL.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:26 pm

Likely not hairy. Looks like a post-pube photo.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:36 pm

With a string in the middle.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:13 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
June 24, 2022 11:14 am

Presented without comment:
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Well, more to come.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Lip injections or from trying to fellate a hot exhaust pipe?

rhs jr
rhs jr
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:37 pm

Everything is perfect.

MMinWA
MMinWA

Did she get punched in the lips for having those eyebrows?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MMinWA
June 25, 2022 7:23 am

She’s 21 and has more $$ than you, more fans than you, definitely better lookin’ than you for she is smokin’ hot.
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Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:18 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:52 am

I wonder if his timeless quote is on the card: “America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Asfutmsifwffutsh.” That will resonate with Americans 200 years from now as Lincoln’s “Four score a seven years ago…” does with us.

ursel doran
ursel doran
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 12:05 pm

Demorats problem with the Demented One and Harris continue to drag them down the gurgle.

DNC Lowers Fundraiser Prices Amid Harris’ Low Approval Ratings

Democrats MAJOR problem. How to get rid of Biden without getting Kamala.

Why the Left Will Cut Biden Loose

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:20 am

Prank ranking, 1…10.
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payback ranking, 1…10.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:53 am

Prank: 8
Payback: 9

fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:43 pm

0,0

Staged.
Her response was too quick.
No realization timing.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:24 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:55 am

“Men should never judge a woman by her looks,” according to every ugly woman on the planet.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:27 pm

Indeed, they should be judged by their ugly personalities.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:56 am

Jesus, Nancy, pull the mask back up and spare us that hideous mashup of a face.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Student of History
June 24, 2022 4:18 pm

She’s such an ugly person, that pictures of her can be used in place of “hotwire” on livestock fences.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  10ffgrid
June 24, 2022 10:36 pm

Or to take care of that “erection lasting more than 4 hours…”

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:32 am

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Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:37 am

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Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:05 pm

Moron! Fail + No fail = 0, and I was proven correct when I got a 0. So there.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:47 pm

Bob, it’s an identity.
No Study + Study = 0
0 = 0
An identity, or basically a “duh” on mathematics.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:46 pm

numerical value of words does not = meaning of words

fujigm
fujigm
  rhs jr
June 24, 2022 4:53 pm

True that.
It’s why so many people have difficulty with math word problems in school.
The inability to model tangible problems with more abstract mathematics.
The use of formal logic structure can help.
But then us smart alecks go and make jokes with it.
A tragedy, no doubt.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:44 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
June 24, 2022 11:54 am

I’ll take it….how much?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
June 26, 2022 3:49 pm

da last one got me

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:46 am

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:48 pm

Built and inspected by Affirmative Action personnel.

World War Zeke
World War Zeke
  rhs jr
June 24, 2022 2:26 pm

But who has to clean out the turret?

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:08 pm

I tried this, and it’s actually true, but then I added, “Nice tits, too,” and she clobbered me with the barbell.

rh
rh
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:50 pm

But still lose your job.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
June 24, 2022 10:36 pm

now a days you can’t even be sure it is a female, so use the correct pronoun

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Anonymous
June 25, 2022 3:32 pm

I am a donkey-sexual. My pronouns are hee/haw.

Student of History
Student of History
June 24, 2022 11:49 am

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Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:11 pm

Liar! Russians are too evil to save cats. CNN told me so.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:52 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Mix
June 24, 2022 5:59 pm

SWIFT — Sure Wish I Finished Training …

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 11:56 am

What came first, the chicken or the idea?
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:13 pm

All I know is the idea is stillborn (stillhatched?). I mean, watts the point?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 11:56 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:13 pm

Okay, I have to admit there are more than 2 sexes.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:28 pm

Well, when you take this much testosterone, bad things are bound to happen.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 4:31 pm

There are now 3 genders narrowed down …………. Male …Female……. and democrat.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:35 pm

If that thing doesn’t keep boys out of girls’ locker rooms, nothing will.

jim
jim
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 4:53 pm

when you’re strainin’ too hard tryin’ to poop…

cole onic
cole onic
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 8:26 pm

DOOD!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 11:57 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:07 pm

One of the first billboard ads I saw upon moving to the UK was a for a hair dye product featuring a woman like above with the slogan “So good you’ll forget your natural colour

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:14 pm

Ma’am, can you let MrL see so he knows what your front looks like?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 11:57 am

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Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:40 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Mix
June 25, 2022 5:31 am

I had one of those. A Great Dane who thought he was a lap dog. When my wife would take him to the vet, it was standard practice to sit on her lap in the waiting room, but not half on the floor like that. I miss Rastus. Lovely dogs.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 11:58 am

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Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 12:01 pm

use your f.f. censor sensor…
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:19 pm

Immersed in orang-putang.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 12:29 pm

How monkeypox is spread.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
June 24, 2022 10:39 pm

at the demoncrap national convention?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:21 pm

Oo, that’s rough. She’s pretty green to stand that close. She’s now a fair way to a handicap.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MrLiberty
June 25, 2022 7:27 am

This is how it is supposed to be done.
https://youtu.be/JAg5I-F7fPo

Rise Up
Rise Up

Tisha Alyn – sorry guys, she lesbian.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:25 pm

Hey, if you’re that desperate to win HORSE, I concede.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:24 pm

Shit; I missed the shot. Do that again.

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 12:07 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:31 pm

If I might make a suggestion on relocation…..
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:28 pm

Okay, when I raise my hand, implement the sanctions against Russia!

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 4:56 pm

What a thrill ride.
Tied off to swing out of the collapsing building.
Trick.

nkit
nkit
June 24, 2022 12:09 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 24, 2022 12:31 pm

There are worse ways to drown. Let’s just hope its not Bud or Miller lite.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 24, 2022 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 24, 2022 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 24, 2022 12:29 pm

Holy crap! Look at the price of gas!

Mix
Mix
June 24, 2022 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
June 24, 2022 12:31 pm

Russians must cower at the sight of our Canadian mercenaries.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Bob P
June 24, 2022 9:07 pm

The enemy will never withstand the bombardment of the Mighty American pronouns

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Mix
June 25, 2022 8:35 am

How is that possible?

nkit
nkit
June 24, 2022 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 24, 2022 12:32 pm

Zelensky stood proudly by as the Ukrainian Navy is relaunched.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 24, 2022 12:51 pm

I see a theme developing.
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nkit
nkit
June 24, 2022 12:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 24, 2022 12:33 pm

Even as a child rye whisky was my favourite drink.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
June 24, 2022 12:54 pm

Like a Manchurian.

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