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Cleaning staff were disconcerted to find Igor’s moldering body come Monday morning.
OK, obviously you saw an image when you clicked the link. None of these links has worked for me yet. Is there something I should know?
F.f., past 1:00, page 2, it’s that time…
with ice.
Nice. mix.
Thanks for the heads up, Mix. I have been drinking Vodka and cranberry liberally throughout the day for years and my blood results on my LFT., Liver Function test came out perfect. I demanded a seconded opinion. No way. I am going for second in October, True story and I use ice, must eliminate the use
Busted wing melon bounce.
C’mon, you can do it . . . or not.
Friday.
Young Joe Biden could never master the escalator.
Nice bounce.
Nice melon bounce.
FIFY 👍
Enough to make fugigm happy?
Indeed.
Left the 1 pin, easy p/u
You can be as “determined” as you want. Zero friction while walking will result in a fall.
The government told me the umbrella would protect me, and even though I’m currently being washed down into the sewer I still believe!
syn·o·nym | \ ˈsi-nə-ˌnim \
Definition of synonym
1: a gif showing language or motion that has the same or nearly the same meaning as the current world situations.
Opah!
Blowback.
flame FACED!
That’s not fair!
the gif is too small to enjoy his pain.
Too small, but…
I’ll allow it.
Would this qualify as a foot-faced?
After careful inspection, I would provide a qualified ‘Yes’.
That would be enough for me to come. Just ask my wife.
I’m still stuck on mushroom porn.
Morels.
Ahhhhhhhhh.
Yum.
Well, if no one else will say it, I will. Cock-faced!
Careful.
You may become known as Love Muscledawg…
When people ask me why I had four kids I have no answer.
Think on this when you put produce in you shopping cart.
2 min. later and it’s still funny.
She shot her eye out!
Ah!
My eye!
Luigi looked out of his window only to see a brand new balcony. Smiling, he grabbed his drink and stepped outside to enjoy the sunshine.
On coming traffic had it worse.
… is still a “white thing”.
Dad is such a preppy.
How ’bout pride?
If you are dumb enough to get a tattoo, are you smart enough to pay to get a good one?
I’m smart enough not to desecrate my flesh.
I’m smart enough to make sure the artist knows how to spell.
My teenage son tried to talk a friend out of getting a tattoo. No luck, but at least my son convinced the guy to think long and hard about what he got. “Remember, whatever you get, you are going to still have it when you are 60 years old!” Friend says “Yeah. I’ll put some thought into it!” A few days later, friend shows up with a large but very well done Japanese character tattoo. Son asks “What does it mean?” Friend replies, “It means ‘I AM THE MONKEY!'”
Looks like one of those do-it-yourself at home tat kits.
Hey, they stole my idea!
He saw that twice.
More attractive than Pelosi.
just another day in Australia
Cheryl explained to her friends, “He’s my very own living dildo.”
Careful buddy, she’ll put you in there with the others.
Death, where is thy sting!
Perfect match.
When standing up his nose is in it and when laying down his toes are in it…
I know the feeling.
check your diabettus regularly!!!
R.I.P. Wilford Brimley
Looks like my house. A coffee maker and a Keurig.
This is what it looks like when you’re on autopilot in the morning.
And you thought that man buns looked stupid.
I’m feeling the urge to punch him.
I want to believe the passenger who took the pic did this.
A retired Krishna, finally leaving the airport.
The fail boat is here!
The world’s first ship designed solely by women. Way to go, ladies!
Wrong one Bob.
This one was parked solely by women.
Then the tide went out.
Conjectures; make your own.
i want to eat those so badly….
Trick photography. The ship is actually level. They sailed it halfway up the sloping side of a mountain, and then just rotated the camera 45 degrees.
Nutsacked!
Foul balls.
Where the beginning is there will the end also be.
Two is company, but three balls is a crowd.
https://ibb.co/VDJHSWz
“Page doesn’t exist”
Dear Setareh,
Fuck off.
Grandma.
PS Don’t writ back.
Give him credit, he was only 54 when he wrote that letter.
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
I wouldn’t pay more than 200 bucks for a masturbation hut.
Free 12 pack included.
I believe it is called a Toobin Hut although he prefers the transparent model.
Blue paint on sale today!!!
Try our new water base contact glue, also on sale. Make your new DIY countertops last for months.
That maybe a Blue but try to remove the Apostrophe, it makes no Cents
That’s a new lowe.
Earl Sheib strikes again!
I’ll paint any car for $29.95…..yeah, I remember when it was that cheap.
Unless it closed in the last couple of years there’s one in Modesto. It ain’t $29.95 anymore.
Karate plank FACED!
Keep your arts to posters
hey kid,
Here’s an M-80.
Toss it in the dugout.
Well, the Jays have to do something to entertain the fans.
Dad, I got to pee.
Halal too.
This is profoundly insensitive. The sign should read, “Delicious for Chanukah or Ramadan.”
What do you call a jewish dilemma?
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Free ham.
All at once the amateur modelling show gets interesting.
You would think “grass faced”, but as this is from the cheese wheel chasing competition, its “cheese faced.”
Plow-faced.
Still votes democrat.
If this bed’s a rockin, don’t come a knockin.
nkit’s mattress displays muscle memory.
To protect and serve.
Look, someone painted a penis on the road!
Ontario Provincial Police display the prowess that came to the fore when arresting people for going maskless in the rink.
Your Captain Hadji Hadjeen have a boo-boo?
Is the next leg to CNT?
Viagra safe arrival pills are available upon request.
That’s dangerous! Idiots should’ve used duct tape.
But only the 600 mph type
How unsafe, duct tape only.
Trapped like a rat
Biden’s crack pipes are free.
Wrong addiction, silly lib.
Mouse-stuffed Rotelli?
Waiter, my mouse has a rigatoni on it!
if there’s a mouse in it it’s free eh! in the rule book!
Very fresh Ragatouhe.
That could be a very productive lure for pike or musky, I do believe.
tat for tit
I have questions on the one black baby…….
He’s a natural.
Bigot used a white power sign!
Shhh!
Bob, that’s a secret sign!
5000 yr history and this is what they come up with. Look out Tiawan.
John Wick 8: The Retired Years