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First…with nothing to add.
May I suggest you add a pretty woman and subtract her clothes?
Reading on my tablet where copying and posting is miserable/impossible Just shocked to find no comments and didn’t want to miss out.
Censors, Bob.
…but how much censoring?
Good start.
Redheads with pendulous boobs have proven popular in the past….
Pendulous?
As in swinging to and fro?
pendulous
pĕn′jə-ləs, pĕn′dyə-, -də-
adjective
Hanging loosely; suspended so as to swing or sway.
Wavering; undecided.
Depending; pendent loosely; hanging; swinging.
Or post something just full on racist.
Stir the pot so to speak..
Outstanding !
Green Lives Matter
“The only thing the coloreds
are looking for in life
are tight pussy, loose shoes
and a warm place to shit.”
-The magnificent Earl Butz, Secretary Of Agriculture.
MrLiberty tells me that yogurt from a bull really sticks to your throat.
What justifies personal attacks?
Attack? Really? I tease people who I think have a good sense of humour, hoping for a witty reply. But if you’re sensitive about it I’ll desist.
I thought BOB was a dildo used by wormans……
Dan.
Steely Dan
If you think I was ugly and surly in 2016, you should see me now.
Well I’m certainly enjoying the witty repertoire.
That dude could pass as kin to Ron & Rand.
Maybe it’s Uncle Les Paul.
I thought Bob was in his sixties.
Soooiiibbbbbbois and kkkkkarens.
Freaking leftist feminist’s never stop to think what they are saying, well… because they can’t, they have no brains.
GRANDMA WAS BADASS!
And now she supports the red bandana movement among the Dutch Farmers. Good for her.
Grams still got a little knobby on the bicep there.
Welcome back, CA. We missed you.
Thank you, Bob.
I was vacationing with my wife and boys.
Wait, Mr. President; there are much better targets in Washington DC.
I thought the burning fires of hell were bad till Satan deposited me in this subway car.
This is the future that I want:
I want to meet her in my ger, far from civilization, on the steppe, in winter . . . Damn I’m stuck here in Texas @ 109 degrees.
Come to the coast. It’s only 93 down here (Rockport)
Chinese?
Small print: The “Greatest Comedy Show on Earth” contains not a scintilla of humour. At best you’ll chuckle out of exasperation with the utter nonsense they spout.
They finally found a clear enough picture that we can tell who it was.
This invention makes as much sense as a Kamala word salad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDpHXTSQhjA
My wife and I busted a gut laughing about this one !!! Much thanks !
Most welcome.
With Viper red dot, 75ft. inside 3″ target, 5 of 5, three times in a row. I’m ready!
20lbs. of tannerite fun tomorrow.
Tannerite hog hunt!
Pigs CAN fly!
2nd rule of gun safety:
Never let them tie your hands behind your back.
M&P Shield. My EDC.
That night Brian’s nutsack sustained painful lacerations from a straightened coat hanger.
I’m guessing Gads Builders fashioned that fucked up fence.
Hint: It’s not the fence that is fucked up in the picture.
No shit.
?aixelsyD
ohm noooowwww I understand!
Hunter Biden works there.
I’m not sure, but it looks like an anti-pigeon device. We had one where I worked.
My boys’ reaction was more like, “Eeeew!”
Yes, three times that you know of.
How can you be sure?
Practice, practice, practice.
Not exactly a fail as such, but still, not entirely not so…
When I cut a cake into three pieces, my piece is 50% and the other two are 25% each, and I lick off the knife. Not sure if I’m no good at math or I’m just a greedy bastard.
I ordered a pizza and the waitress asked me if I wanted it cut into 6 or 8 pieces.
I told her only 6, I’m only 3/4 as hungry as normal.
I told her “Six, please. I don’t think I can eat eight.”
Irrational?
That is a great math joke.
There is no .001 .
1/3 = 0.333….
3 x 1/3 = 3 x 0.333….
1 = 0.999….
Therefore:
0.999…. = 1
x = 0.999….
10x = 9.999….
10x – x = 9.999…. – 0.999….
9x = 9
x = 1
Only on FF would we debate a math joke. I love it.
I know why DJT likes to troll the libs, it’s so easy to get a rise out of them.
No, X = fuck off. I remember a twerp like you in 9th grade algebra class, dweeb named Milo. What is this, Bidenomics?
That is the spot where all the secrets reside.
I’m electrified,
Maxwell’s equations of unlimited power have been scrubbed off the internet. Glad I copied it to a disc in”95″.
https://physics.info/maxwell/
Thanks, ken, for Maxwell’s EDITED equations.
This is what comes of rubbing your cone too much.
His rally scalp
Rally rug.
Works every time.
Have I been canceled from FF? I have been trying 5 times to post a vid and a comment with it and it will not stay posted. It loads and plays but when I come back later it is gone. Is Admin upset with my past posts? Why is this happening to me? Is this what getting banned is like?
Just in case……
It is internet latency and web browser caching not playing well together.
If you’re cancelled, Muscledawg, I must be fantasizing about a gorgeous Asian woman in a bikini right now.
If you just posted a picture of a scantily clad bangable, then you’re good to go….
The problem is with a video, not the pics. Maybe it’s the bitchute vid that won’t post like YT vids.
More stills to come!
Why would anyone have ‘Adobe Stock” as a repeated tatoo on them? Also, if this is ‘Adobe Stock’, I would love to see something ‘Adobe Special’
That is just the name of the software that was used to superimpose those clothes on her.
The way I see it, the only way you can get cancelled from FF is to post memes supporting leftist ideology, Biden being a good boy, and a deep abiding need to pleasure blue-haired, 300lb, LGBTQLMNOP feminists. I think it must be a glitch instead.
Oh no, the braces. Oh well, we’ll have to find another place to plug in.
Asked to explain how a 60-year-old jet towed by a tractor could beat an F35, Lockheed Martin had no comment.
F-35 = DFM Down For Maintenance, MICAP rate non existent.
Hey. We’re giving them away over here.
The Man Show before Jimmy Kimmel went full faggot.
Adam Corolla went full Pepe.
I thought Kimmel was merely a dousche.
…and then, Jimmy Kimbell became a liberal piece of shit.
The Juggies
Though I’m not a fan of abortion I do wish Anthony Fauci’s mother was.
What a loathsome democrat POS.
She was, he’s just the part that survived.
I think she had a partial-birth abortion. She didn’t catch it all, the limp dick fetus survived.
Nobody needs a covid vaccine.
The Faggiest Show on Earth!
I’m boning up on my Russian and Mandarin.
May be easier just to bone a Russian Mandarin!
Start with Fang Fang, I hear she’s good at boning.
Mongolian is more fun.
Sick Fucks.. all of them.
Out cold.
Broken neck.
Kill them………kill them all.
They’ll fuck your shit up!
Open windows…
I’d buy that cat a beer.
I’ve come by this vid several times over the past 24 hrs and that fucking cat is still falling. How fucking tall is that bldg? Even Felix Bumgarter took less time to fall to earth from over 100k feet. Bet that cat looks like this when it finally hits……..
Funny watching them stuck to fly paper.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cat+stuck+to+fly+paper+youtube&oq=cat+stuck+to+fly+paper+youtube&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160.19627j0j7&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#
Wrap their paws in saran wrap
Honk!
When Donald realized that Billy wanted to be more than just friends.
Ya bastard, not for your Hanukkah!
Is that green energy device smoking like a coal fired power plant? No, it is not! It’s smoking like a fucking tire fire from hell!!!
The globalists’ fight against global warming is going as planned.
That’s not so bad.
You should watch one of these babies overspeed and tear itself apart.
Why is it the only one turning?
European Union CO2 limits kicked in with just the one.
When the winds get too strong, brakes kick in to prevent
what is happening to the one spinning so fast the transmission
oil caught on fire. Bad brakes on that one.
Some years ago now, there was a study in the UK (if memory serves) that determined women drives are in fewer accidents than men but that the women cause far more of them…
Sum Ting went Wong there.
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow.
They must have studied my wife. If I have to ride with her, I do it with my eyes closed.
I never thought much of truckers till they descended on Ottawa. Now I admire them.
Nice gif, Mr, L.
It’s that f.f. time of day.
404
Proof we are in a matrix simulation.
Bob P addresses Congress.
Lieutenant Bowman now works for Chicago Public Schools.
Rear gunners on Chicago school buses seldom survive more than three missions.
The girls were talking about it …
One stalactite for every time you suck one.
How do they smell now, Joe?
People who refuse to work tend to forget what day it is.
Calendars be racist!
He is better off not being in school.
Speaker Balloon Knot
This is the best Nancy has looked in years.
Insertion end optional.
Well, this surely answers the question about admins censorship policy.
No nips. Check
No labia. Check.
No clitoris. Check.
No penis, testicle, or scrotum. Check. Check. Check.
However, This asshole is quite acceptable.
Testing.1..2..3..
Test 1, part b…
part c…
part d…
part e
this concludes test 1.
Test 1, part b fails even with an edit.
TEST 2…
cont. as Canadian (VPN)…
Is Admin on vacation still?
He’s probably taking a “bathroom break” after viewing this.
I know I felt like it….
I’m guessing part d has back pain.
Point well taken.
Didn’t you mean part dddddd?
Fake.
https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/fake-nipples
Facebook suspended me for three days over that photo
This is either a grey box or a list of good Democrat ideas.
I hope you don’t think me forward, but may I pierce your petite cherry?
Petite Cherry is worth the duckduckgo image search.
And the more flamboyant relative is the Buttigieg Chachalaca.
Buttipirate’s cloaca.
And they taste better than chicken!
Calling all nkits.
I’m trying my best to cover for him.
Same.
It’s yeoman’s work we do in his absence.
There not sending their best.
Still I’d choose him over the entire Uvalde police department.
Cop DWI 5x the limit in patrol car . . . is on paid leave.
Got milk?
I’ll tell you after I insert my thermometer.
At least the one in the white T got the spelling right.
HTML tits coding.
She could feed Taiwan.
Sure he does; he said, “I do.”
Joe,
Did you lock the cat in the dryer on ‘ high’ again?
Open the carton for Pete’s sake! Then dribble it down your front side.
Quote of the day as he read from the teleprompter:
“End of quote. Repeat the line.”
Biden
Looks delicious !
I lost.. went straight for the tits.
That’s a win in my book.
Wow! Hard act to follow.
Well……here goes…
Sheer Canadian, hey, Bob?
Nose could use some work, but once again, a rockin’ bod saves the day.
Out cold!
Past legacies
Yeah, guess he did not get up to 88MPH.
A good trip is to never test the buoyancy of the PFDs, never open the 1st aid kit, and return with your boat intact.
You scratched my anchor.
Hey! You scratched my anchor!
Parkour-faced.
GOOD!!! Maybe now it won’t be able to reproduce.
Looks like the poor dude put some tannerite in his nut sack. Would have been painful enough without that extra touch.
Boink.
Masochistic exhibitionism.
Deliberate nutsackery, recorded for your amusement.
When he screamed for help, dogs came running from miles away.
Taking beer pong to a new level.
Doink.
Wheel-faced. (look closely) With a backward melon bounce.
Ikea bike.
Bellyflop-faced
Water faced.
Chicks love him…
You can’t cure stupid —
Backswing was too short, but what a follow through.
To feed animals with your carcass.
I’m so fucking old I remember the days when you could look up a lady’s dress and almost never see a cock.
That’s what your buck knife is for.
– fujigm
Remember the tower jumper last week……?
At what point did this guy realize how fucked he was?
Probably 1 second in.
You can usually tell right off when things go sideways.
Then time slows down to a crawl as you mind tries to salvage a bad situation.
Modern day Wile E coyote.
No cereal or milk is needed for that gif.
He descended when his testicles became undecended.
Well, Thanks CA. Nice of you to feed my fetish for Oriental cuisine.
My pleasure. There is bahn mi place near me
that is so good that I eat it at least twice a week.
$3 for the best sandwich on earth. They have 16
different ones all equally good.
Oh my.
Tits
Say it again….
“You know that special feeling you get after your 3rd jab?”
Hopefully they dropped that offensive word in the name…
Washington….
Is that that new age-defying facial cream?
Gettin’ into porn on TBP now?
and so are our men
The painter took one extra spoon of cough syrup.
The artist took one spoon too many of cough syrup!
I’m good with everything but the chloroform. Wow.
Worse than dying, you could get a stroke.
A-fib ain’t good.
Really?
.
Never go full retard, man. Never.
LOL!
Funny but true!
It’s either subtitles or rewind every 20 seconds.
Third world desert camping trip….just outside Vegas.
You were right, honey. Cooking the turkey in the dryer is a bad idea.
But smoking the turkey?
R2-D2
Looks like hubby connected the neutral wire to power.
That’s isn’t covered in the warranty…
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That Bass has a purty mouff.
You refer to hot blondes as bass?
Another artist friend of mine, Scott Christiansen.
He only uses 4 colors in all his paintings.
White, Ultramarine blue, Cadmium yellow, and alizarine crimson.
I recognize white.
How can there be so many beautiful women in the world, yet all the liberal women look like roadkill?
Good trigger discipline..
It would be more interesting if you found the resonant frequency.
Who puts a dryer in their kitchen?
Lots of Europeans?
Always appreciate the art at end of a Friday Fail
Thank you!
I don’t know what I like more, the beautiful women, the beautiful women with guns, the beautiful women on boats, the beautiful women fishing, or the beautiful artwork.
I think I’m just going to select “all the above”!
Thanks