HOT CRAZY MATRIX

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brian
brian
July 26, 2022 11:12 am

bwahahahaha… a million high fives….

You pantywaist politicals don’t have the gonads to ‘offend’, then get out of the kitchen and let real men and women at the helm… We are done with your political double speak and chameleon pandering to whichever group you happen to be in front of at the moment.

Boogieman
Boogieman
  brian
July 26, 2022 12:08 pm

Let the women stay home and make the sandwiches with our honor and respect above all things..

brian
brian
  Boogieman
July 26, 2022 12:24 pm

When there is a dearth of men to take the leadership and there are women like MTG who are standing up where MEN should be… then I’m ok with them being there… if only to embarrass the limp wristed…

Boogieman
Boogieman
  brian
July 26, 2022 1:50 pm

You make a good point. I respect women who respect their place in the X – XY hierarchy. Men should be doing the same in a sane world. Could be time to find a good Russian babe and move to a place where faggotry has been outlawed.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Boogieman
July 26, 2022 2:55 pm

Once the ink dries, that Russians babe will be looking to empty your wallet in divorce court.

Boogieman
Boogieman
  YourAverageJoe
July 26, 2022 7:13 pm

My wife would protest the relationship anyway. A man can dream though

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Boogieman
July 26, 2022 10:27 pm

That’s what real woman do.

Iggy
Iggy
July 26, 2022 11:19 am

He forgot to mention the nose rings purple hair tattoos and the smell of unwashed twats

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Iggy
July 26, 2022 2:10 pm

And God said to Adam: “Will you please keep Eve out of the rivers and lakes — the fish are starting to smell funny.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 26, 2022 11:26 am

If free speech offends you put your ear plugs in and crawl back under your safe place rock .
Political debate is protected as are statements of opinion .

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
July 26, 2022 10:43 pm

As is hate speech.
Keep your laws off of my hate….

ubi
ubi
July 26, 2022 11:31 am

The original video that explains the Hot-Crazy Matrix :

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Iggy
Iggy
  ubi
July 26, 2022 11:53 am

He forgot alcohol and drugs in the mix all bets are off total insanity ensues.

BL
BL
  Iggy
July 26, 2022 12:59 pm

Sound advice! Redheaded strippers named Tiffany has always been a no- go .

Warren
Warren
  BL
July 26, 2022 1:57 pm

Unless you’re Hunter Biden.

BL
BL
  Warren
July 26, 2022 5:22 pm

True!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  ubi
July 26, 2022 4:03 pm

As closing time approaches, look for the least crazy girl still available.

flash
flash
  TN Patriot
July 26, 2022 8:22 pm

ha ha ha…they all look fine at closing time.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  flash
July 26, 2022 8:26 pm

In my post divorce days, at 10:00pm, my strategy became Ugly girls need love too and Fat girls are grateful. As long as you did not have to wake up with them, it was OK. Alcohol was a factor.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  TN Patriot
July 26, 2022 9:01 pm

My strategy was to get real drunk early to pretty them up so I could take my pick of uglies without fighting over them.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Fleabaggs
July 26, 2022 9:13 pm

I had a friend who was a “go ugly early” kind of guy and he never left alone.

Tony LV
Tony LV
  Fleabaggs
July 28, 2022 11:43 am

Gotta get the beer goggles out!

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  TN Patriot
July 26, 2022 9:19 pm

Mickey Gilley wrote a song about that years ago, “All (Don ‘t) The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time”.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  flash
July 26, 2022 9:17 pm

All of you guys look great at closing time, too!

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Svarga Loka
July 26, 2022 9:35 pm

That’s why we buy them drinks.

Meg
Meg
  ubi
July 26, 2022 7:13 pm

This is accurate. I continue to identify as a Unicorn, but have happily been in the Wife zone for many years. Starting out I strived to be in the Fun zone with the goal of UZ or WZ. Goal accomplished.

GNL
GNL
July 26, 2022 11:45 am

Please Lord, come and smite these people who ridicule your love.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
July 26, 2022 12:11 pm

He just lost the fatty vote.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
  Abigail Adams
July 26, 2022 12:36 pm

These days one can’t win without the fatty vote.

Red River D
Red River D
  Daddy Joe
July 26, 2022 1:57 pm

Fat people have taken over the world.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Red River D
July 26, 2022 2:57 pm

You’ll think so if you ever go visit Somerville, Texas…

overthecliff
overthecliff
July 26, 2022 1:32 pm

Admin, make sure Avalon does not see what you published.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 8:15 pm

Aaawww.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 8:24 pm

A wonder of the world – how a fat, bald, at best a 3 on a 10 scale scores Avalon. And we know she didn’t choose you because of your pleasant disposition.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 10:59 pm

wise man.

Warren
Warren
July 26, 2022 1:50 pm

#BeOffended

The problem with the chart is that a lot of the Urban and Democrat women are on psych drugs, Bipolar women are a lot of fun, until they aren’t..

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
July 26, 2022 1:53 pm

First hooker I ever met was named Tiffany…..

BL
BL
  Note from Nevada
July 26, 2022 5:23 pm

NFN- Was she redheaded and carrying a large knife?

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
  BL
July 26, 2022 5:40 pm

Tiffany was a stacked blonde. However I am a sucker for Natural Redheads………

BL
BL
  Note from Nevada
July 26, 2022 8:25 pm

Actual video of NFN talking to a No-Go redheaded hooker.

RiNS
RiNS
  BL
July 26, 2022 8:57 pm

The only red head I dated was a 7 hot and a ten crazy, . And yeah it was the worst of both worlds.

BL
BL
  RiNS
July 26, 2022 9:09 pm

RiNS- are you building a second home or another primary residence? Super nice that it is seaside.

RiNS
RiNS
  BL
July 26, 2022 9:18 pm

Primary rez.. Actually went to property tonight to go for a swim. It was awesome! Can’t wait for the house to be done!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 8:25 pm

She needs to stay away from the beach lest she get harpooned.

RiNS
RiNS
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 8:48 pm

Is that a seal printed on her tarpaulin?

Thunder
Thunder
  RiNS
July 27, 2022 3:08 am

Yes she printed there, after she ate it so she could remember what she had for entre.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 9:12 pm

I’ll see your Whoopie and raise you a Rosie.

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 9:16 pm

Outfit courtesy of Omar the Tent Maker.

subwo
subwo
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 9:46 pm

Ted Danson really dodged a bullet. He still feels unclean.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
July 26, 2022 11:31 pm

Oh great! The remake of Ghost Busters now has a black female Stapuffed Marshmallow Man.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
July 26, 2022 8:14 pm

Haha. “Every woman is at least a 4 crazy”. Unless your first name starts with A and ends with bigail.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Svarga Loka
July 26, 2022 8:31 pm

And I thought the only woman on here who was below the 4 scale was you.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  TN Patriot
July 26, 2022 9:23 pm

My husband thinks I am pretty crazy. So Danger Zone it is.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Svarga Loka
July 27, 2022 8:48 am

I just know you from your comments and you are one of the nicest people on TPB.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Svarga Loka
July 26, 2022 8:31 pm

Funny girl. 😎

Red River D
Red River D
  Abigail Adams
July 26, 2022 9:24 pm

Is she calling you a THREE or an EIGHT…

…???

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Red River D
July 26, 2022 9:33 pm

I’m most certain she means a THREE!

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Abigail Adams
July 26, 2022 9:36 pm

I wouldn’t be so sure.

Llpoh
Llpoh
July 26, 2022 8:21 pm

No wonder birth rates are down.

Voltara
Voltara
July 26, 2022 8:46 pm

I’ve always dated redheads. Only one didn’t try to kill me. I married her – then she tried to kill me

Red River D
Red River D
  Voltara
July 26, 2022 9:26 pm

A true redhead does not TRY to kill anyone!!!

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
July 26, 2022 9:10 pm

The HCM is a proud product of Camden, SC. Next to Charleston & Beaufort, prettiest town in the state.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 26, 2022 9:39 pm

I wish he was my Congressman instead of that fat commie fuck Lizzie Fletcher (“D” district 7 Texas).

Lizzie, I look forward to the day that the illegal aliens gather to eat your liver you fat fucking traitor cunt!!!

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
July 26, 2022 10:52 pm

Don’t hold back Joe.
Tell us how you really feel.

Smedley Mulcher
Smedley Mulcher
July 27, 2022 5:47 am

Thank you Matt…couldn’t have said it better myself.