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Jaycee
Jaycee
August 5, 2022 9:39 am

Let’s get this party started! Happy Friday.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Jaycee
August 5, 2022 11:12 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:00 pm

Why turn it back on???

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 9:44 am

Did Burning Platform break their f.f. alarm clock?
(see time stamp)

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 9:59 am

Mix, it’s just admin’s way of keeping us on our toes and telling us (and by us I mean me) how pathetic we are sitting at our desks constantly hitting the reload key to see if FF is up yet.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:13 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:00 pm

What if the government is just idiots and that is has nearly always been just idiots and that it is the greatest evil ever created by man?

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 9:46 am

Let’s begin…
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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:46 am

Let’s the ugly out of the way first so we can enjoy the beauty that comes later

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:04 am

It’s a perfect representation of the deterioration of our society this century, from winners to losers, from appealing to disgusting, from natural to defiled.

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:14 am

Bet the ghettopotamuses lean feminist too…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:22 am

If we make her a sandwich it would be big enough to feed Africa for a week.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:15 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 2:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 2:50 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 5:52 pm

If you want me to identify you as a sandwich, can it be a shit sandwich?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 2:29 pm

‘da phock is that thing on the far right?

Wexner (didn’t Lexie steer V.S.?) must be rolling over in his grave about now.

Or, maybe he’s smiling from Hades with the new, woke Vicky’s Dirty Secrets.

Crash and burn, bitches.
When we started seeing thongs on some of the cattle strolling through Walmart, stiffies went to softies across the board on post pubescent young lads in the heartland. Sigh…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:28 pm

most of the good looking ones were/are men anyway

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:06 am

The CDC spokesman said, “Well, it couldn’t have been the second booster he just got, since we’ve predetermined this to be impossible, so it must’ve been the nuggets.”

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:09 am

So tell me again why we haven’t done this to the cretins chanting, “Let them eat bugs”?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:01 pm

There’s no “and” as a last ditch hail mary…

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 9:52 am

Will Nkit return?
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^^^(Nkit bait)^^^

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Mix
August 6, 2022 1:30 am

The Senator from Texas votes AYE!
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sen. Cornynholio
August 6, 2022 8:40 pm

Hey, the FBI left your portrait on the 20th floor of the alliantgroup building in Houston.
They didn’t want to touch it during their raid.

James
James
August 5, 2022 9:56 am

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When prepper cat says”Live for today/Prepare for tomorrow”

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You decide to take “Live for today”to the extreme!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  James
August 5, 2022 11:02 am

My dog does that

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
August 5, 2022 6:01 pm

Hell, my cat does that.

Bob P
Bob P
August 5, 2022 9:56 am

So this past week Biden’s puppet masters made monkeypox into a national emergency and Tedros’s puppet masters made monkeypox into an international emergency. Neither listened to their scientific advisory boards, which recommended against this. Now, these advisory boards messed up royally on covid, so a reasonable leader would’ve long since marched them off to prison/firing squad, but our so-called leaders told us there was no questioning “the science,” as decreed by these corrupt scientists, so why do they get to dismiss “the science” this time? Well, we know the answer to that, right? The oligarchs have determined monkeypox–and whatever the newest covid strain is– is the next medical emergency to be used to ratchet down society while our economy implodes and they steal every last dime available. All society needs to do to stop the scourge is to tell fags to cool it for a few weeks, but NO, this is homophobic. We must not offend faggots! So here’s a FF appeal to all the world’s homofaguals: for the sake of yourselves and our entire society, no bum fucking for a few weeks. Fuck a tree knot, a cake, or a sheep (they’re very cuddly) or keep it in your damn pants for a few weeks. And if you don’t and catch monkeypox, well it’s very unlikely to kill you, so I can honestly say you deserve the discomfort for enabling the tyrants to lord this over us.

James
James
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 10:01 am

Uh Bob,monkey pox is racist!

The new more inclusive word is Pride Pox!

Scot
Scot
  James
August 5, 2022 10:32 am

Rainbow Rash
Poobonic Plague
Turd Flu

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Scot
August 5, 2022 11:18 am

Buttfuckingpox.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  James
August 5, 2022 6:11 pm

Someone said last week that the k in monkey pox was silent! In case you missed it.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:46 am

Advice that should have been given “homofaguals” during formative years and reminded them during puberty…

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Mix
Mix
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 12:39 pm

Buttpox remedy #138
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ken31
ken31
  Mix
August 5, 2022 8:16 pm

Khazarian milkers cure buttpox?

a9racer
a9racer
  ken31
August 5, 2022 10:28 pm

More like a preventative

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:56 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:21 am

Well then, me can fuck meself.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:18 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:02 pm

That was pretty much the way the Bush administration handled things after they blamed 9-11 on all those folks that “hate us because of our freedom.”

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 8:58 pm

Latest Dem talking points: “I am a trans-donkey. My pronouns are hee/haw. I am wearing hand tooled leather saddle bags, curved iron shoes, and am standing by a public restroom stall in Washington, DC.”

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 9:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 10:23 am

I call her AOC.

L Lewsor
L Lewsor
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 5:17 pm

test

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:13 pm

When did they start vaxxing chihuahuas?

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:57 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
August 5, 2022 10:36 am

Can we boot Biden?

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 10:44 am

Shortly after midterms he’ll announce that he’s stepping down February 1st…
. . . just in time to try to give Cameltoe Harris a shot at ten consecutive years.

I think they both need to be subjected to this instead:
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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 6:16 pm

Hanging is good, but a very long drop, say 10,000 feet or so, with a quick stop should appropriately enhance the experience.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:23 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 11:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:04 pm

And his list of policy failures stretches around the globe.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 2:55 pm

“I think Joe has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades,”
-Sec. Def. Robert Gates

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
August 5, 2022 12:03 pm

Sometimes its even better to throw it into a very deep pit, soak it with a flammable liquid, set fire to it, and then bury it so it will never be found again.

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:28 am

Not in Florida, asshole.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:32 am

Why is it that real-life James Bonds–or terrorists or murderous kooks for that matter–never go after true evil? Even if the people in charge of intelligence/armies/police are controlled by people like this monster, why isn’t there even one of the millions in those organizations who would break ranks and take out these people?

L Lewsor
L Lewsor
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 1:50 pm

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L Lewsor
L Lewsor
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 2:12 pm

Alfred Herrhausen cure. Look it up.
This should have been posted under Claus Schwab. It keeps ending up down here.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:39 am

Bob P was arrested late Friday on charges of plotting to shit bomb Ottawa.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 10:51 am

Didn’t Justine Castreau already shit bomb Ottawa?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 6:43 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 6:06 pm

Poo catapult ala Malcolm in the Middle

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:59 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:24 am

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Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:00 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:00 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:40 am

Or 4 leftists and 1 conservative.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:31 pm

strangely enough, 4 of them were named “Karen”

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:45 am

Please don’t make fun of the Sacrament of Anointing the Sick Volkswagen. Scientologists take it very seriously, and Tom Cruise can’t be wrong because he’s our best fighter pilot.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 10:31 pm

Yeah, he was in that flick, “Ghost of Kiev”

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:47 am

Yeah, but they’re finger licking good, and that box is so wonderful.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 5:08 pm

In the right configuration you also get honey to drizzle on the buns.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:02 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 12:05 pm

And their second, third, fourth……

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:02 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 10:56 am

If you’re worried about this you better never go outside.

I coined a something decades ago that I call the Power Postulate (Power is my surname): 99% of people are stupid. (It’s great because anyone I tell this to agrees, figuring they’re in the 1 %.) This postulate explains nearly everything wrong with our society. Feel free to apply it in your daily life. You’re welcome.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:26 am

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m
m
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:59 am

You skipped the best part!

“I see dumb people. They’re everywhere. And they don’t know that they’re dumb”

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  m
August 6, 2022 7:11 am

“Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.”

― Ricky Gervais

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:02 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:58 am

Okay, thanks. Can you tell me if licking my own balls is a plus with bitches?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:08 pm

Who cares?
It’s a plus for you!

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:03 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:04 am

I had no idea! All right, that’s definitely the last time I drink horse come.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:28 am

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Greybeard
Greybeard
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 8:52 pm

Number! Number of calories, goddamn it.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:05 am

Hey, fags, use this bush to relieve yourself for a few weeks to end the monkeypox plandemic.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 12:06 pm

Good to itch those oozing pustules too.
Here’s a pic from a Yahoo article about some fag in Houston that is now very lonely because of his Monkeypox outbreak. Keep in mind the guy he got this from likely looked just as bad or worse and likely had it lots of other places they can’t show. Sorry, this is the only image link I can capture and paste.
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/.7swCNFrqiCPjVFNHSTheg–/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/tyA8my2GJ_WOn6VNq3OQwQ–~B/aD00MjI7dz03NTA7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/plus_articles_918/0ff994645d343041fcbe69ce6ce247bc

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 4:52 pm

I’m using that one for new neighbor when he wants to rip out half of my shrub. Excellent

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:04 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:06 am

This must be his son…

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Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:05 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:07 am

What are those conspiracy theorists on about? I just got my second booster and I feel great . . .

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:44 am

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:23 pm

Playground gravel faced! With a skin shredding speed and trajectory, i might add.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
August 5, 2022 5:58 pm

playground gravel-faced.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:07 am

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mtnbob
mtnbob
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:42 am

What, she didn’t think she could teach him anything?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  mtnbob
August 5, 2022 11:46 am

Teacher, prostitute they are exactly the same in todays public schools.

Hammie
Hammie
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 3:41 pm

All of my schoolteachers were too homely to get by as a prostitute.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Hammie
August 5, 2022 5:21 pm

I had an insanely hot Asian algebra II teacher in HS
who was the subject of numerous fantasies.
Other than her, it was a desert.

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 6:15 pm

My hot for teacher was a buxom redhead, she taught English.
I was 8.
She was still hot when I was 16 and worked in the same restaurant where she was a waitress during the summers.
She didn’t remember me (I’ve always striven to be gray man), and we got along famously.
She also thought I was 21.
And I’ve never dated a girl younger than me…
I must be damaged.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:07 am

That’s awesome

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:11 am

Hello, Mr. Mack. Today’s lesson is entitled, “Fun with genitals.” Now pull down your pants so we can get started.

GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 12:42 pm

Now how many of you just went and checked out blindsexx.com?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 5:59 pm

Did he get a refund?

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 6:24 pm

Meanwhile, the next day in class….

Machinist
Machinist
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 9:19 pm

So he got fucked twice by the same woman.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:08 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:09 am

What some “memers” actually hope for, but there’s not much chance for that now, is there? 😅

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:10 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:19 am

This question offends me! How transphobic can you get? She simply has to identify as a man and she is, and you have nothing to say about it. You are hereby cancelled!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 3:07 pm

Looks like 24 might be the transition.

fujigm
fujigm
  TN Patriot
August 5, 2022 6:17 pm

Mom was right.
She always loved her little boy.

Lurker
Lurker
  Student of History
August 6, 2022 12:58 am

Her evil step-mom from frame 2 fed her an apple laced with puberty blockers. In frame 3 she is clearly in transition.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:11 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:11 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:12 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:24 am

I think the globalists manufacture solar blankets for pools. The guarantee doesn’t apply if exposed to harsh chemicals such as chlorine. Everything is a racket.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 12:26 pm

Legitimate question: what about all of those thousands of acres of solar panels in the California deserts … what happens to them when the temperature gets well above 100º for weeks on end in the summer?

I’ve never heard of this phenomenon … unless the chinese just sold the Brits some funky panels out of spite over Hong Kong or some such nonsense …

dustypenguin
dustypenguin
  Anthony Aaron
August 5, 2022 1:06 pm

From : https://www.cedgreentech.com/article/how-does-heat-affect-solar-panel-efficiencies

It may seem counter-intuitive, but solar panel efficiency is affected negatively by temperature increases. Photovoltaic modules are tested at a temperature of 25 degrees C (STC) – about 77 degrees F., and depending on their installed location, heat can reduce output efficiency by 10-25%. As the temperature of the solar panel increases, its output current increases exponentially, while the voltage output is reduced linearly. In fact, the voltage reduction is so predictable, that it can be used to accurately measure temperature. As a result, heat can severely reduce the solar panel’s production of power.

Was trying to find a nice chart that would show that, but was taking too much time. I lived for a while in place where it flirted with 100 F highs for the better part of the year, and solar panel inefficiencies at that temperature were definitely a thing.

fujigm
fujigm
  dustypenguin
August 5, 2022 6:22 pm

But solar water heating efficiency increases with increasing temperature.
All my hot water comes from a solar coil on the roof.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 5:43 pm

Universal Deceit.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:13 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:25 am

So, I guess we have to trash it all and start over.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:09 pm

What if the great majority of history was written by oligarchs, and it’s all bullshit?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 12:27 pm

The great majority of Western history is being written by radical leftists at the best of oligarchs …

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 8:56 pm

if?

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:15 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:27 am

Makes much more sense than spike protein shots.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:16 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
August 5, 2022 12:12 pm

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Scot
Scot
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:33 pm

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Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:23 am

Just a touch of liberalism can be…
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:32 am

You! The one that missed the entire ocean. You’re the kind of soldier the Canadian Army is searching for. You go immediately to officer training.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:33 am

Bob, Bob, Bob!
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Bob!!!, wake up!!!. this one is ready…
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:35 am

A word of warning. Don’t take Mix at his word. The young lady was most certainly not ready, which she communicated with her knee and a shout to the cops. If anyone can help with bail, I’d be grateful.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:01 pm

Park bench-faced.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:39 am

Too late, Bob.
Meet Moesia.
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:36 am

Huh, there is someone less sexy than my cellmate.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:02 pm

Drunken sidewalk-faced. Or is it Stumblefuck sidewalk-faced.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Someone was playing Lawrence Welk polka
and it short circuited the rap part of the negresses brain
that controls all things negro.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
August 5, 2022 9:49 pm

Bertha Butt farted against the wind.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:40 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:39 am

This freak is a man, right? Wait’ll the leftists explode when the Russians put him in a male prison.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 11:47 am

It was an America hater before it got caught with drugs by the Russians.
Let it rot in the gulag.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 5, 2022 3:02 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:30 pm

How do you like America now, bitch.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 10:48 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:52 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:42 am

That does it. I’m cancelling my visit to Victoria Justice’s pad this weekend.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 12:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 12:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 5:25 pm

It was more like 60 million…

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 10:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:43 am

I haven’t had a fried chicken bone popsicle in forever.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 11:04 am

Areolas wanted:
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
August 5, 2022 9:08 pm

She’s rather well endowed for a chick with big tits.

Debunkerita
Debunkerita
August 5, 2022 11:07 am

These always bring a hearty chuckles and sometimes tears from laughing 🙂 Thanks!

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:10 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:46 am

Hey, Me, why don’t you go to a library and borrow a sense of humour?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
August 6, 2022 7:18 am

It’s in the self-help section.

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:15 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:55 am

Hey, leave kids out of your woke nonsense. They can’t conceive of romantic or misogynistic. In fact, leave us all out of it and go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:29 pm

Stealing the flying fuck line…

Creed
Creed
  Bob P
August 6, 2022 3:49 pm

Or an aerial intercourse through a motivating piece of pastry

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 11:24 am

Going from right to left is a mistake.
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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:58 am

Becky could never admit to losing her virginity to a hurdle gate, so she debased herself by saying she lost it to Mix.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 12:56 pm

Becky liked my pool.
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Rise Up
Rise Up
  Mix
August 5, 2022 2:02 pm

Kate Upton shows her nips! But too bad she has no hips!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Rise Up
August 5, 2022 7:32 pm

I saw the pictures that were hacked from her phone and she does not look nearly as enticing without makeup and stylish clothes.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:04 pm

I’d love to spend an afternoon connecting the dots on her body to see the picture it would make.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  Mix
August 5, 2022 4:53 pm

The hurdle is backwards

fujigm
fujigm
  Horseless Headsman
August 5, 2022 6:30 pm

Increases the pain factor for idiots.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Horseless Headsman
August 5, 2022 10:35 pm

So was her approach.

Mix
Mix
August 5, 2022 11:29 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
August 5, 2022 1:02 pm

Election night 2020 after the counting resumed at 3 am.

Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 3:27 pm

If you recognize this, like I do, then we’re both antiques. Yikes.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
August 5, 2022 5:26 pm

I’m old as SOME dirt.
That dude on the ski jump wasn’t hurt at all, miraculously.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 6:09 pm

I think I’M older than dirt. I remember the first time this aired. Well, I was alive when it aired. I was busy connecting the dots.

Machinist
Machinist

I’m old enough to remember a dude named Cassius Marcellus Clay.
No, he didn’t star in “Pulp Fiction”.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Machinist
August 6, 2022 7:24 am

I remember when he beat(?) Sonny Liston.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Machinist
August 6, 2022 8:09 pm

I’m old enough to remember Elvis getting drafted.

Creed
Creed
  Colorado Artist
August 6, 2022 3:53 pm

I have dirt in my back yard that is younger than me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
August 5, 2022 9:56 pm

Yep!. When we played/horse around as free range kids in the back yard/wood/dirt road. gravel pits etc and somebody wiped out,
Someone would yell out “the agony of defeat”.

scott henson
scott henson
  Suds
August 6, 2022 7:34 am

Miss those simpler times!

Creed
Creed
  Suds
August 6, 2022 3:52 pm

RIP Jim McKay

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
August 5, 2022 9:14 pm

I’ll see your agony of defeat, and raise you one Joe Theismann.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
August 6, 2022 12:19 am

Any really steep dangerous ski run my old pals and I ski,
we call “Joe Theisman’s Leg” or ‘Blue Toenail” it never get’s old.

Creed
Creed
  Anonymous
August 6, 2022 3:56 pm

As a Redskins fan (former) it has been “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory”. Simply got tired of accepting mediocrity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:38 pm

that’s almost as bad as “the agony of defeat”
(only us old timers will get this one)

Student of History
Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:31 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 5, 2022 11:39 pm

and they wonder why they found her eaten by her cat

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