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Let’s get this party started! Happy Friday.
Why turn it back on???
Did Burning Platform break their f.f. alarm clock?
(see time stamp)
Mix, it’s just admin’s way of keeping us on our toes and telling us (and by us I mean me) how pathetic we are sitting at our desks constantly hitting the reload key to see if FF is up yet.
What if the government is just idiots and that is has nearly always been just idiots and that it is the greatest evil ever created by man?
Let’s begin…
Let’s the ugly out of the way first so we can enjoy the beauty that comes later
It’s a perfect representation of the deterioration of our society this century, from winners to losers, from appealing to disgusting, from natural to defiled.
Bet the ghettopotamuses lean feminist too…
If we make her a sandwich it would be big enough to feed Africa for a week.
If you want me to identify you as a sandwich, can it be a shit sandwich?
‘da phock is that thing on the far right?
Wexner (didn’t Lexie steer V.S.?) must be rolling over in his grave about now.
Or, maybe he’s smiling from Hades with the new, woke Vicky’s Dirty Secrets.
Crash and burn, bitches.
When we started seeing thongs on some of the cattle strolling through Walmart, stiffies went to softies across the board on post pubescent young lads in the heartland. Sigh…
most of the good looking ones were/are men anyway
The CDC spokesman said, “Well, it couldn’t have been the second booster he just got, since we’ve predetermined this to be impossible, so it must’ve been the nuggets.”
So tell me again why we haven’t done this to the cretins chanting, “Let them eat bugs”?
There’s no “and” as a last ditch hail mary…
Will Nkit return?
^^^(Nkit bait)^^^
The Senator from Texas votes AYE!
I am the great Cornynholio !!!
Hey, the FBI left your portrait on the 20th floor of the alliantgroup building in Houston.
They didn’t want to touch it during their raid.
When prepper cat says”Live for today/Prepare for tomorrow”
You decide to take “Live for today”to the extreme!
My dog does that
Hell, my cat does that.
So this past week Biden’s puppet masters made monkeypox into a national emergency and Tedros’s puppet masters made monkeypox into an international emergency. Neither listened to their scientific advisory boards, which recommended against this. Now, these advisory boards messed up royally on covid, so a reasonable leader would’ve long since marched them off to prison/firing squad, but our so-called leaders told us there was no questioning “the science,” as decreed by these corrupt scientists, so why do they get to dismiss “the science” this time? Well, we know the answer to that, right? The oligarchs have determined monkeypox–and whatever the newest covid strain is– is the next medical emergency to be used to ratchet down society while our economy implodes and they steal every last dime available. All society needs to do to stop the scourge is to tell fags to cool it for a few weeks, but NO, this is homophobic. We must not offend faggots! So here’s a FF appeal to all the world’s homofaguals: for the sake of yourselves and our entire society, no bum fucking for a few weeks. Fuck a tree knot, a cake, or a sheep (they’re very cuddly) or keep it in your damn pants for a few weeks. And if you don’t and catch monkeypox, well it’s very unlikely to kill you, so I can honestly say you deserve the discomfort for enabling the tyrants to lord this over us.
Uh Bob,monkey pox is racist!
The new more inclusive word is Pride Pox!
Rainbow Rash
Poobonic Plague
Turd Flu
Buttfuckingpox.
Someone said last week that the k in monkey pox was silent! In case you missed it.
Advice that should have been given “homofaguals” during formative years and reminded them during puberty…
Buttpox remedy #138
Khazarian milkers cure buttpox?
More like a preventative
Well then, me can fuck meself.
That was pretty much the way the Bush administration handled things after they blamed 9-11 on all those folks that “hate us because of our freedom.”
Latest Dem talking points: “I am a trans-donkey. My pronouns are hee/haw. I am wearing hand tooled leather saddle bags, curved iron shoes, and am standing by a public restroom stall in Washington, DC.”
I call her AOC.
test
When did they start vaxxing chihuahuas?
Can we boot Biden?
Shortly after midterms he’ll announce that he’s stepping down February 1st…
. . . just in time to try to give Cameltoe Harris a shot at ten consecutive years.
I think they both need to be subjected to this instead:
Hanging is good, but a very long drop, say 10,000 feet or so, with a quick stop should appropriately enhance the experience.
And his list of policy failures stretches around the globe.
“I think Joe has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades,”
-Sec. Def. Robert Gates
Sometimes its even better to throw it into a very deep pit, soak it with a flammable liquid, set fire to it, and then bury it so it will never be found again.
Not in Florida, asshole.
Why is it that real-life James Bonds–or terrorists or murderous kooks for that matter–never go after true evil? Even if the people in charge of intelligence/armies/police are controlled by people like this monster, why isn’t there even one of the millions in those organizations who would break ranks and take out these people?
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Alfred Herrhausen cure. Look it up.
This should have been posted under Claus Schwab. It keeps ending up down here.
Bob P was arrested late Friday on charges of plotting to shit bomb Ottawa.
Didn’t Justine Castreau already shit bomb Ottawa?
Poo catapult ala Malcolm in the Middle
Or 4 leftists and 1 conservative.
strangely enough, 4 of them were named “Karen”
Please don’t make fun of the Sacrament of Anointing the Sick Volkswagen. Scientologists take it very seriously, and Tom Cruise can’t be wrong because he’s our best fighter pilot.
Yeah, he was in that flick, “Ghost of Kiev”
Yeah, but they’re finger licking good, and that box is so wonderful.
In the right configuration you also get honey to drizzle on the buns.
And their second, third, fourth……
If you’re worried about this you better never go outside.
I coined a something decades ago that I call the Power Postulate (Power is my surname): 99% of people are stupid. (It’s great because anyone I tell this to agrees, figuring they’re in the 1 %.) This postulate explains nearly everything wrong with our society. Feel free to apply it in your daily life. You’re welcome.
You skipped the best part!
“I see dumb people. They’re everywhere. And they don’t know that they’re dumb”
“Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.”
― Ricky Gervais
Okay, thanks. Can you tell me if licking my own balls is a plus with bitches?
Who cares?
It’s a plus for you!
I had no idea! All right, that’s definitely the last time I drink horse come.
Number! Number of calories, goddamn it.
Hey, fags, use this bush to relieve yourself for a few weeks to end the monkeypox plandemic.
Good to itch those oozing pustules too.
Here’s a pic from a Yahoo article about some fag in Houston that is now very lonely because of his Monkeypox outbreak. Keep in mind the guy he got this from likely looked just as bad or worse and likely had it lots of other places they can’t show. Sorry, this is the only image link I can capture and paste.
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/.7swCNFrqiCPjVFNHSTheg–/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/tyA8my2GJ_WOn6VNq3OQwQ–~B/aD00MjI7dz03NTA7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/plus_articles_918/0ff994645d343041fcbe69ce6ce247bc
I’m using that one for new neighbor when he wants to rip out half of my shrub. Excellent
This must be his son…
What are those conspiracy theorists on about? I just got my second booster and I feel great . . .
Playground gravel faced! With a skin shredding speed and trajectory, i might add.
playground gravel-faced.
What, she didn’t think she could teach him anything?
Teacher, prostitute they are exactly the same in todays public schools.
All of my schoolteachers were too homely to get by as a prostitute.
I had an insanely hot Asian algebra II teacher in HS
who was the subject of numerous fantasies.
Other than her, it was a desert.
My hot for teacher was a buxom redhead, she taught English.
I was 8.
She was still hot when I was 16 and worked in the same restaurant where she was a waitress during the summers.
She didn’t remember me (I’ve always striven to be gray man), and we got along famously.
She also thought I was 21.
And I’ve never dated a girl younger than me…
I must be damaged.
That’s awesome
Hello, Mr. Mack. Today’s lesson is entitled, “Fun with genitals.” Now pull down your pants so we can get started.
Now how many of you just went and checked out blindsexx.com?
Did he get a refund?
Meanwhile, the next day in class….
So he got fucked twice by the same woman.
What some “memers” actually hope for, but there’s not much chance for that now, is there? 😅
This question offends me! How transphobic can you get? She simply has to identify as a man and she is, and you have nothing to say about it. You are hereby cancelled!
Looks like 24 might be the transition.
Mom was right.
She always loved her little boy.
Her evil step-mom from frame 2 fed her an apple laced with puberty blockers. In frame 3 she is clearly in transition.
I think the globalists manufacture solar blankets for pools. The guarantee doesn’t apply if exposed to harsh chemicals such as chlorine. Everything is a racket.
Legitimate question: what about all of those thousands of acres of solar panels in the California deserts … what happens to them when the temperature gets well above 100º for weeks on end in the summer?
I’ve never heard of this phenomenon … unless the chinese just sold the Brits some funky panels out of spite over Hong Kong or some such nonsense …
From : https://www.cedgreentech.com/article/how-does-heat-affect-solar-panel-efficiencies
Was trying to find a nice chart that would show that, but was taking too much time. I lived for a while in place where it flirted with 100 F highs for the better part of the year, and solar panel inefficiencies at that temperature were definitely a thing.
But solar water heating efficiency increases with increasing temperature.
All my hot water comes from a solar coil on the roof.
Universal Deceit.
So, I guess we have to trash it all and start over.
What if the great majority of history was written by oligarchs, and it’s all bullshit?
The great majority of Western history is being written by radical leftists at the best of oligarchs …
if?
Makes much more sense than spike protein shots.
Just a touch of liberalism can be…
You! The one that missed the entire ocean. You’re the kind of soldier the Canadian Army is searching for. You go immediately to officer training.
Bob, Bob, Bob!
Bob!!!, wake up!!!. this one is ready…
A word of warning. Don’t take Mix at his word. The young lady was most certainly not ready, which she communicated with her knee and a shout to the cops. If anyone can help with bail, I’d be grateful.
Park bench-faced.
Too late, Bob.
Meet Moesia.
Huh, there is someone less sexy than my cellmate.
Drunken sidewalk-faced. Or is it Stumblefuck sidewalk-faced.
Someone was playing Lawrence Welk polka
and it short circuited the rap part of the negresses brain
that controls all things negro.
Bertha Butt farted against the wind.
This freak is a man, right? Wait’ll the leftists explode when the Russians put him in a male prison.
It was an America hater before it got caught with drugs by the Russians.
Let it rot in the gulag.
How do you like America now, bitch.
That does it. I’m cancelling my visit to Victoria Justice’s pad this weekend.
It was more like 60 million…
I haven’t had a fried chicken bone popsicle in forever.
Areolas wanted:
Areolas found:
She’s rather well endowed for a chick with big tits.
These always bring a hearty chuckles and sometimes tears from laughing 🙂 Thanks!
Hey, Me, why don’t you go to a library and borrow a sense of humour?
It’s in the self-help section.
Hey, leave kids out of your woke nonsense. They can’t conceive of romantic or misogynistic. In fact, leave us all out of it and go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
Stealing the flying fuck line…
Or an aerial intercourse through a motivating piece of pastry
Going from right to left is a mistake.
Becky could never admit to losing her virginity to a hurdle gate, so she debased herself by saying she lost it to Mix.
Becky liked my pool.
Kate Upton shows her nips! But too bad she has no hips!
I saw the pictures that were hacked from her phone and she does not look nearly as enticing without makeup and stylish clothes.
I’d love to spend an afternoon connecting the dots on her body to see the picture it would make.
The hurdle is backwards
Increases the pain factor for idiots.
So was her approach.
Election night 2020 after the counting resumed at 3 am.
If you recognize this, like I do, then we’re both antiques. Yikes.
I’m old as SOME dirt.
That dude on the ski jump wasn’t hurt at all, miraculously.
I think I’M older than dirt. I remember the first time this aired. Well, I was alive when it aired. I was busy connecting the dots.
I’m old enough to remember a dude named Cassius Marcellus Clay.
No, he didn’t star in “Pulp Fiction”.
I remember when he beat(?) Sonny Liston.
I’m old enough to remember Elvis getting drafted.
I have dirt in my back yard that is younger than me.
Yep!. When we played/horse around as free range kids in the back yard/wood/dirt road. gravel pits etc and somebody wiped out,
Someone would yell out “the agony of defeat”.
Miss those simpler times!
RIP Jim McKay
I’ll see your agony of defeat, and raise you one Joe Theismann.
Any really steep dangerous ski run my old pals and I ski,
we call “Joe Theisman’s Leg” or ‘Blue Toenail” it never get’s old.
As a Redskins fan (former) it has been “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory”. Simply got tired of accepting mediocrity.
that’s almost as bad as “the agony of defeat”
(only us old timers will get this one)
and they wonder why they found her eaten by her cat