Catchy national slogan for Monkeypox: Keep your dick out of another man’s ass to slow the spread. Or, don’t spread to slow the spread.
Let’s have a monkeypox slogan contest. Best slogan gets a free monkeypox vaccine.
Up to 51 percent of patients with monkeypox ALSO have HIV, the @CDCgov says. How committed to anonymous gay sex do you have to be not to lay off a little after winding up with HIV?
And why must we pretend this is a public health “emergency” for everyone? pic.twitter.com/53WD65L5cO
— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) August 7, 2022
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Keep your dick out of the doody box
and stop the spread of Monkey pox
Doo da, doo da day
Only butthole surfers get the faggotpox.
Fags are human filth writ large.
And then one day, Hitler just irrationally decided to throw the homosexuals in camps.
Hey, ur on to something. Just give the place a catchy, trendy name with the word “smart ” in there and they’ll line up to pay to get in.
That pederasty got a downvote.
Buttfuckers troll here.
Vaccines got what morticians crave.
And everyone in every life sciences institution pretended like that wasn’t just common sense: Spike proteins cause the disease, so lets use that for the molecule we trick people’s bodies into making. What could go wrong?
If they could stop being faggots then bugchasing wouldn’t be a thing.
Of course, it does not require emergency status for any reason. However, it is their election fallback position that has already falled apart……..
2 weeks to flatten your perv
With the right tool, I could do it in a split second.
That’s a great line.
Would substitute your for the, but that’s nitpicking.
Well AIDS didn’t take the fags out, so maybe NigPox will. Nature has to cure itself somehow.
I’m hoping Kike Spike catches on. It’s far more accurate and covers all fake variants.
Everyone was hoping AIDS would be the final solution to sodomites, so I am not getting my hopes up for Anal Pox, but it would be a happy surprise.
Any wonder why Islamic Justice is swift and final regarding homosexuals . Perhaps we find it more human allowing the spread of disease by tainting the blood supply . Just like mRNA now infecting the blood supply so there you have it a true clear series of dangers to the public at large that needs to be tested and possibly quarantined by force if necessary .
Like firing an airline pilot or military people for refusing to be poisoned ! That’s OK but lock up a bunch of sexual deviants spreading disease and suddenly your inhuman homophobic bigot !
“Stay 6 feet away from your monkey!”
And spank your own damn monkey …
Your tires are ghey.
Poke them with an ice pick …
I still have my “hang all the elite plannedic pushing criminals” decorations.
That iteration will never get old.
There should be a subscription service for liberal yards signs. $99 a month and they change your sign once a week, showing the latest criminal martyred by cops or the latest international thing. You could just look out your window to see if they’re doing Breonna Taylor or “I stand with Taiwan” or maybe a re-tread like “Free Tibet”.
Top Ten Cool Things About Having Monkeypox
From “The Late Show with David Letterman”, 2003
10. It’s like smallpox but monkey-er
9. Monkeys have them, and everyone loves monkeys, no?
8. Most of your days spent picking nits out of your fur
7. You’re automatically entered in the World Health Organization’s raffle for a new 2003 Pontiac Vibe
6. Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you “beat the heat” all summer
5. Take a sip of a friend’s Coke and say, “Oh yeah, I have monkeypox.” That means free Coke!
4. You’re able to eat bananas with your feet
3. A secure government quarantine facility is a great place to meet babes
2. Always exciting to hear a doctor say, “Dear God what the hell is that?”
1. People stare at your big red ass
3 doesn’t apply. The only people you are going to meet are the same folks you’ve already fucked to get the disease.
That was very good, Stuck. Very Lettermanesque.
One queer says to another queer at their homo bar “May I push your monkey in?”
Actually this is the best slogan period. You ruined the whole contest.
Butt Monkeys will fuc anyhing.
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get your dick out
(I ‘ll skip the vaccine, give it to a deserving fag)
This explains it – the mainstream media are to blame:
“The virus may have made its way into highly interconnected sexual networks within the MSM community”
https://www.science.org/content/article/why-the-monkeypox-outbreak-is-mostly-affecting-men-who-have-sex-with-men
I always knew the MSM were sickos now even science agrees.
Especially in California….
KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died of Accidental Drug OD, Coroner Says
According to the coroner’s report, Burrous had inserted the drug into his anus and put on a bondage mask laced with amyl nitrate “poppers” during a sexual encounter with a man he met on the Grindr dating website.
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/ktla-weekend-anchor-chris-burrous-died-of-methamphetamine-toxicity/4203/
Ugg – thanks BL – goes to prove the point, at least that’s one sicko less.
Grab your ankles, pull up your sox,
Bend over, here comes monkeypox!
All Butt Monkeys are Pedophiles.
https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2022/08/07/sheriff-georgia-couple-arrested-for-allegedly-using-their-adopted-children-to-produce-child-pornography/
This is one reason why you never let pervs adopt children. Lesbian women abuse and murder their children and homo men do the same.
The Pete Pox, The Rim Shot…The Rave Review, The Jungle Boi Injection…
TheFauci got US all in a tizzy in ’80 saying that 26% of all US heterosexuals would die of hiv/aids … and pissed away more than $1 Trillion (with a ‘T’) in the US and abroad looking for a ‘cure’ for a disease that was caused by buggery and/or IV drug use — 2 groups of folks that, quite frankly, are hardly worth the effort …
Let these homos and apiens have at it — this time with zero life net from the folks who know where their peckers go and where they don’t …
And, by the way, if they’re even indirectly responsible for infecting anyone else — like the 2 or so children who’ve tested positive so far — show them the door …
Trap door, I take it AA, the one with a rope above it.
Indeed …
Schlong Covid. If they won’t close Gay Bars and Bath houses then I don’t give a shit about it either.
If the won’t stop doing fag stuff to avoid HIV, they’re not going to stop doing fag stuff to avoid faggotpox.
The only solution is to put them in camps, away from normal people.
I was just fucking a monkey, honey. Good Lord, I’m not gay!
I only did it once but didn’t finish and I didn’t like it.