WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

It’s a necessity

No time to lose.

Just got out of the cocoon

Testing the strength of the tape

At least he’s proud

Damn, those are not lemons anymore. Lipton?

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“Listen pal, Santa shortchanged me this year and I’m not gonna allow that to happen 2 holidays in a row! Got it?”

Now that’s what I call an easy rider!

Wowzer they must keep it cold in Walmart. You could probably sign that credit card machine with ’em if you wanted to!

You would figure that if you had time to sneak away and cheat on your wife, then you could find a few minutes to run your car through a car wash.

I don’t know what the hell is going on. This isn’t Japan buddy, that weird, freaky stuff isn’t as normal here in the US of A.

Oh thong season, you were gone before we even had a chance to enjoy you. See you next year my friend…or at any Walmart. Bad choices are year round actually.

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm! If there is one thing I crave it’s definitely a can of Crush to wash down some big ol’ biscuit bottoms!

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but perhaps we should brace ourselves for when Mars Attacks

Awww that face looks so squishy I just wanna pinch it!…What’s that? That’s not a face? Ohhh, this got awkward real fast.

Via People of Walmart

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