Finding The ‘Rona In Your Piss n’ Poop

I had no intention of posting a Corona article when I got up this morning … what can be said that hasn’t already been beaten down like a worn out mule?  But, then I read in the NJ Shit Ledger this blaring headline on the front page — “Columbia prof, who has tested wastewater for over two years to track Covid, will now look for monkeypox and polio, too.”.  Well, shit!  That there is NEW info worthy of a short post!

It’s a long article but, it’s behind a paywall … apparently there are dumbfuks in this Libtard state willing to pay ten bucks a month to read their shitty hate-filled articles.  I am not one of them. Therefore,  I will type out the relevant portions, some of which are ominous, imho.

Looking for infectious viruses in shit started in 2020 with a $5 million grant to Columbia University …. supposedly because China was  diving into shit gazing and analysis.  It’s waaaaay  better than the old fashioned way.  From the article;

“The limitations of public health monitoring have played out in staggering ways during the pandemic:

Test kit shortages; rapid test results that did not get reported to the state; lab limitations resultingin few researchers testing for specific varients. Meanwhile, case reporting and hospitalization data can be insufficient.

‘Some of these hospitalization  records are not complete, and there are gaps of time,’ Chandran said.

Worse, many of our current infectious disease-tracing methods date back hundreds of years.

Individuals show signs of illness. They go to the doctor or the hospital and get examined. A pattern emerges. Infectious disease experts track the cases and try to respond to the outbreak.

But by the time the pattern presents itself, the disease has spread.

Wastewater, on the other hand, offers an extensive glimpse into public health in real time.

You don’t have to wait for people to get tested. You don’t have to wait for hospitalization records.

The sewer system is universal, and all-receiving. While not all people get testing for the disease, everyone uses the toilet.

‘It’s as if everyone feeding into that Little Ferry plant is getting tested every day,’ Chandran said.”

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And exactly how is this done?  What is the science behind this?

“Autosamplers – gray refrigerated boxes hooked up to a pump — capture the sewer contents.  They are sent to Chandran’s lab where he performs viral genome sequencing to decode what threats are lurking.

Trying his hardest to patiently explain sequencing to a layman, he said researchers are basically looking for a ‘fingerprint’ of the virus within a given sample — ‘they concentrate the sample of the waste, and then they use probes to look for the fingerprints … it works whether you know what to look for or not’.”

That’s it!  That’s the total extent of the science presented by the author, Kent Spence, a consistent horrendously crappy writer.

The ominous aspect of all this shit is how they foresee this being applied to us plebes going forward.

“Imagine testing for Covid-19 variants and knowing much earlier when a new strain has emerged.  The quicker the knowledge, the quicker the response. The goal is to detect variants BEFORE they become popular knowledge.  Before a variant even has a name. ‘WE SHOULD NOT WAIT [TO RESPOND] UNTIL WE HAVE A SUSPECT OR TARGET,’ said Chandran.”

Well, there ya go! #FukMeDead!!  There’s their solution for Permanent Covid or, at least, whenever they need it to control us.  “Ohmygawd!  We found 5 particles of Covid in the half million gallons of shit in Plainfield!  Mask up, motherfuckers! Shut down the country!!!” 

You think I’m being too dramatic?  Puhlease, don’t mis-underestimate these Evil Bastards!  Then again, the last time I had biology training was in high school, and I got a “D” — as in Dumbass. So, even though my gut feel is that this is complete utter bullshit and moar Fake Frauchi-ish Science … what the hell do I actually know?  This might truly be the greatest breakthrough discovery in virology since Salk did his thing.

One last thing.  The article also has some quotes from the medical director of New Jersey’s Communicable Disease Service.  His name?  Dr. Ed LifshitzI am NOT kidding.   Bwahahahaha!

THE END

Author: Stucky

I'm right, you're wrong. Deal with it.

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CCRider
CCRider

I’m not affected because I don’t give a shit about (or in) New Jersey.

Georges S
Georges S

Good one.

Georges S
Georges S

Usually don’t read any articles about the fearmongering covidiot news, glad I went over this one, it’s hilarious. Well TPTB won’t be testing my dumps, got a septic (even sceptic) tank.

Red River D
Red River D

What’s stopping the FDA or the FBI from sending Shit Ninjas into your abode at night to install hidden cameras and shit sniffers in your toilet to analyze your ass and its product?

You know all the best new commodes are coming with this technology already installed. Maybe we need a new government agency dedicated to reading feces!!! The SDA (Scatological Detection Agency). Then, the IRS can climb down our throats and the SDA can reach up our asses at the same time!!!

Yeah… that’s the ticket.

tommy
tommy

I just go #2 in a box and chuck it into my neighbors yard.

Red River D
Red River D

Prudent. He who has, shares.

AKJohn
AKJohn

They did do this in Australia, and then shut down the area.

Weird science
Weird science

I guess calling your politicians shitheads is truly accurate?

SaltyOldCracker
SaltyOldCracker

I remember reading somewhere that when President Trump visited foreign countries, they took along a “Porta Potty” AKA “Solar Shit Cooker 2000” out of fear that foreign governments may have turnouts installed intheir plumbing so as to catch and isolate the droppings of a particular user for DNA analysis, or even to find what medications were being used…

DS
DS

since Salk did his thing … Indeed, “some people did some things”

http://whale.to/vaccine/salk.html

http://whale.to/v/polio2.htm

MrLiberty

When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres

Dude Stuck,
USA used to be a first world country.
We are now descending rapidly with open borders. The suicidal Executive and Deep State are doing massive cash grabs before the impending collapse.
Of course those bioengineered items and more are in the water. What else do we expect?
You have not left NJ yet?

Marky
Marky

I had no intention of posting a Corona article when I got up this morning

Should’ve STUCK with your original plan.

morongobill
morongobill

I will read what the writer posts.

hardscrabble farmer

While not all people get testing for the disease, everyone uses the toilet.

Says the man who has never been to San Francisco.

ICE-9
ICE-9

SARS-CoV-2 appearance declared by WHO on Dec 31st 2019.
Black Death ended in 1353.
2019 – 1353 = 666.
There’s that number again.
Coincidence?

ICE-9
ICE-9

You are the carbon they want to eliminate.

Carbon 12 – building block of life
6 electrons
6 protons
6 neutrons
There’s that number again.

Marky
Marky

That is interesting observation. This verse could be mistranslated.
and possibly should read the number of man – not the number of a man.

Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

GNL
GNL

If you don’t pay the $10 per month for the NJ shit ledger, how were you able to read it?

Glock-N-Load

Duh, NVM, you bought the paper.

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos

Reminds me of a joke I heard (from George Burns via John Landis):

“The doctor told me he needed a blood, stool and urine sample. I told him, ‘Doc, take my shorts.'”

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.

You nailed it Stucky.
With millions of variants in probably a monthly span of time they’ll be cherry-picking something out to arrest your movements.
As with your NJ health official, the puns in months to come from this new field will be thick with memes and other such rot.
Shit-picking is the new normal.

Anonymous
Anonymous

So they developed tests to look for traces of a virus in hundreds of thousands or millions of gallons of wastewater for what exactly?? I’m not an expert but think its 100 percent bullshit. Yes some idiota may believe it. Boston supposedly tests for it. Why?? 99 75percent survival rate..

its coming
its coming

they’re looking for a lockdown excuse.

Red River D
Red River D

They’re primarily looking for information about their depopulation agendas. Levels of gut bacteria and other quanta of intestinal disease in the shitting population will divulge copious data for maintaining levels of biological destruction which will be least readily recognizable by John Q Public.

The Beast has an insatiable appetite for information, and no information source goes unexploited. Sewage analysis would never be overlooked by this Beast. The excuse that they’re monitoring for COVID is at best a partial deception intended to explain an otherwise inexplicable and odd behavior.

Marky
Marky

Probably collecting data from the vexed (vax). Its an experiment so analyzing the shit, menstrual blood, urine makes sense. Studying how that spike protein travels around among many other intended or unintended affects to improve on their objectives of depopulation.

morongobill
morongobill

The polio finding is troubling.

DEF
DEF

What do you know, Stukfuk is still breathing. Move to Canada, yet, you pussy?

HIJ
HIJ

Censor this, muther fukker. Moving to CAN,

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so long, sukker!

stukky
stukky

censor this mother fukker,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no name
no name

censor this bitch!

Weird science
Weird science

So they’re literally in our corn kernels now? Jesus, get a life.

Weird science
Weird science

They test our poop but they let illegals swarm us with no test/jab/ID ect. Who’s more likely to carry an infectious disease? Your unfriendly neighborhood Karen or a border jumper with questionable hygiene?

Newton
Newton

Go to the head of the class; you have discovered their plan.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

I can’t even think of a comment for this one:

Rainbows and unicorns
Rainbows and unicorns

I can. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
Marky
Marky

sic fucs

Anonymous
Anonymous

Man you seem to get dumber every new day

Anonymous
Anonymous

Another stoooopid rant by an idiot!

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