Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
Here’s a thought exercise – would Liz Cheney have gotten more or fewer votes than she did if she had announced, right before the election, “I have monkeypox?” Considering that the pus plague is polling better than she did in the Wyoming primary the other night, perhaps she should have just announced that “I am monkeypox.”
She is Republican monkeypox, you know. She is a walking, talking, warmongering, loathsome disease infecting the nether regions of the Republican Party, and her resounding rejection by the decent Americans of Wyoming demonstrates that we are curing the infection that is her kind. The Bill Kristols, the Jen Rubins, the Jeff Flakes, and the John McCains are gone, and we don’t miss them. Miracle Whip Mitt will be gone next time. He won’t be missed either, except by MSNBCNN and WaPo when they need a sitting senator to sell out the people who once had his yellow back.
We are the new Republican Party, one not dedicated to getting its leading lights invited to DC cocktail parties but one determined to drop a turd in the DC punchbowl.
And the new Republican Party has no place for Liz Cheney, her horrific father, or other insipid creatures like them. We’re tired of GOP poohbahs who never met a war they didn’t want your kids to fight. The Cheneys are absolutely perfect examples of what we are talking about. What have they ever done? I mean accomplished, as opposed to run their fool mouths about. What’s Dick Cheney’s big score? What’s in his win column? Nothing, and the same with his useless daughter.
That’s not to say they haven’t done anything. They just haven’t done anything that wasn’t terrible. The aptly-named Dick’s incompetence managed to get thousands of our men and women maimed for…what? But hey, maybe his pal George can paint some pictures of them. He recently put up an ad for his hideous spawn calling Trump the most dangerous American in history. Leaving his historical illiteracy aside, that would be the guy behind Iraq describing the guy who started zero wars in office as “dangerous.” Hey, which one would you rather hunt with?
And his grotesque daughter was right on brand by joining the Democrats for a kangaroo kommittee that would have made Stalin blush. Her destruction of the norm of due process by putting out a TV-ready show trial with no possibility of the confrontation of witnesses, cross-examination, or counter-arguments did more damage to America than a few hundred selfie-takers in the Rotunda ever could. And this FBI raid? Chalk up the new “Sic the dogs on the previous guy” norm to the Lizard. Congratulations on making the Roman Empire great again, Lizzy, you historically illiterate mediocrity who would be nagging middle schoolers to use their inside voices if your daddy hadn’t hitched his wagon to the Bush dynasty.
What have they created? Nothing. Instead, they wreck and think themselves special.
But that’s their style. That’s their oeuvre. The Cheneys, and the rest of the Never Trump trash, have never built, fed, fueled, or – notably – defended America. They simply got into office and ruined our country. They are vultures, living off the corpse of an America they inherited. They have no accomplishments to their name, none, yet still, they have their infinite and inexplicable self-regard. They are not merely bad people. They are corrupt and incompetent people and everything they lay their bloody claws upon turns to Schiff.
This is why the Beltway Cowgirl’s humiliation is so sweet. The people of Wyoming rejected her and her scuzzy papa wholly and unequivocally. They see her for what she is, a duty-dodging fraud wrapping herself in the American flag and pretending to be something other than just another swamp-dwelling hack who left America worse for her being here.
We see through her, and there’s nothing there. No talent. No brains. No achievements. Courage? What courage does it take to do what everyone knows will get her a daily media tongue bath and a permanent seat on the panel of that unwatched CNN show with Brian Stelter, who is a potato? It’s OnlyFans for washed-up regime toadies. She will live on this fleeting fame for a while, then be forgotten. “Liz Cheney who?” the next generation of 20-something bookers will wonder aloud when she emails them to beg for a hit to comment on how those awful Republicans and their new DOJ are indicting Merrick Garland.
Her legacy is mediocrity and betrayal and the enfeeblement of our Republic. She’s not a hero. She’s just a puff of fetid swamp gas.
No, she’s not the only one of these monsters still hanging on long past her sell-by date. She just reeks more than most. But we are cleaning them out, election by election, hack by hack. I know, I know, there are still many shills remaining in positions of power doing their best to ensure the survival of a conservative establishment that has conserved nothing. Ridding ourselves of them is a process, a slow and laborious process wherein each election we shave off a few more layers of failure. A decade ago, it was all RINOs all the time. Now? We have a helluva lot of based candidates who have won their nominations and are heading to victory.
Adam Laxalt in Nevada is based – I worked beside him for election integrity in Las Vegas after 2020. JD Vance is based – look how angry he makes McConnell. Eric Schmitt is based – he’s been filing suits against Biden and Big Tech in Missouri as AG while fake-based ex-Democrat bondage enthusiast Eric Greitens tried to hijack the nomination. Oh, and in Arizona, we have Blake Masters and Kari Lake and the rusting McCain machine is sputtering in rage.
Hey, is everyone running as conservative as I’d like? Nah. But we’re adults, and we get that you don’t win every race every time. Look, no one is going to just hand us our nation back. The enemy is not going to shrug and go back to their faculty lounges and Trader Joe’s white wine sections and leave the country to us normal people. We have to fight for it, every day and in every way, forever. These pukes are not going to purge themselves.
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Spot on. I’m sending this to Miss Piggy’s D.C. office, with another copy going to Daddy holed up in Jackson.
How fun.
i would not have wasted so much space on the cunt. the real point is that the cunt was protecting her father’s 9/11 treason by attacking the satanic trump. the best defense is a good offense.
She’s stupid and a piece of worthless human flesh, I smell a set up.
Hey, I actually enjoyed this one. Usually, his Repo vs Dummo arguments bore me beyond reading the first couple of paragraphs but this one sparkled. Dancing on Liz’s political grave is actually shooting a fish in a barrel but in this case, called for. Dick Cheney and his lap dog W Bush have been enema-ed. First Jeb’s boy gets wasted in Texas now this. Finally, Repos have been de-Limbaughed.
Whatever you think of Trump, he did run the field.
About time, but is it too late?
You see, this is why Schlichter is such a loathsome dumbfuk …. he lies (often) to make a point.
Yes, I enjoyed his beatdown of this Cheney Cunt.
So God help me, I am NOT defending this Satanic Worm!! However, the fact of the matter is that she voted for Repub/Trump policies 93% of the time! So, pulease, Kurt, just stop with your bullshit.
To be clear …. Lezzie Liz sucks Diseased Donkey Dick!!
The NJ Shit Ledger said that Lezzie Liz’s defeat marked the official end of the Republican Party as “The Party of Lincoln” and has now become exclusively The Party Of Trump.
Oh, my oh, my!! Very GREAT was the wailing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth. It is possible that you heard the sounds of anguish even where YOU live!!
However, the long weepy article ended with a ray of hope —> “Liz Cheney’s best days are ahead of her. Not kidding, that’s how it ended.
“From Dementia to Total Retardation: How Liz Cheney succeeded Joe Biden as POTUS” …. coming to your local bookseller this fall.
One can only hope and pray.
Lincoln was a monster too…His war killed, including mass starvation, more than 10% of the US population…all over the Morrill Tariff….
Southerners, never hesitate to show your hate of Lincoln and your disgust of the Republicans (the party of Lincoln) that worship him. I never participate in any of the Party Lincoln Worship bullshit; and they have the stupidity & nerve to practice that idiocy in the heart of Southern States; they might as well spit on us. When the Republican Party of Lincoln dies its’ natural death someday, we will rejoice.
That’s funny – Kurt thinks voting is going to improve things.
Flushed a RINO you blind commie fool.
Voter fraud and blocking free speech is only now getting started, after they block enough speech and continue brainwashing the masses, the voter fraud won’t even be necessary. TURN YOUR TV OFF! Evidently over 50% of the fools in our country don’t know what a woman is and they think butt fucking is normal. The TV brainwashing has destroyed the nation. SHUT THE FUCKING THING OFF! Or if you washed brain believes “safe and effective” get boosted the hell off this planet ASAP because you are part of the problem.
When she is in an orange jumpsuit and her war criminal father is swinging from a noose following conviction for his war crimes, then we know things are looking up.
Speaking of Daddy dearest, Larry Johnson has an article with an interesting glimpse inside the club….
The story starts in 1964 when Bruce became Chief of Staff to a Congressman from Kansas, Robert Ellsworth. Ellsworth went on to become the U.S. Permanent Representative to NATO. Anyway back to Bruce. While working for Ellsworth, Bruce befriended a young Congressman from Illinois. A guy named, Donald Rumsfeld. Yep, that Rumsfeld…
Jump ahead a few years. Burce set up a consulting firm–Bradley Woods. One day in 1973, Rummy calls Bruce and says, “Hey Bruce, I’ve got a great young man who needs a job. His name is Dick Cheney.” That is all Bruce needed to hear. He gave Cheney a job…
According to Bruce (we had wonderful chats while playing golf), Cheney was a heavy smoker (you could smoke in the office back in the 70s) and partial to 3 martini lunches. He did little real work. The job was a place holder for an entitled favorite son. Cheney left Bruce two years later to become Gerald Ford’s Chief of Staff and then campaign manager.
My oldest friend is in management at Johns Hopkins and I can attest to the fact that is really how it works on the Beltway and Beyond.
She’s in a planned community in Columbia, Maryland. Four years to retirement, she declares. I am ten years retired, I mention, softly and smugly.
Daddy Dick is a lifetime member and former director of the globalist Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Liz was a CFR term member. The CFR and its network of affiliates has dominated US policy since WW2. Ellsworth, Rumsfeld and Ford were all CFR members.
CFR members on the “Biden team” include the secretaries of State, Treasury, Defense, Commerce and Homeland Security. Also the CIA director, Fed chairman, UN ambassador and dozens more. The CFR also controls the corporate media, see chart:
They use their magazine “Foreign Affairs” to alert the MSM to what’s ahead so they can have their talking points ready.
Now that would be winning.
In Mexico they have a saying “Hierba mala nunca muere” it translates as bad things never die.
Dick Cheney no longer even has a living heart anymore. It is 100% mechanical. The saying is absolutely true.
A sign that we are winning??? Schpincter passes gas yet again. Selling dime baggies of Hopiums to the dopiums.
Judging by the reaction to his article, he cropdusted the whole Burning Platform community😲💩👍
There is probably more to Liz Cheney’s actions than meets the eye. Either she is dumber than a box of rocks or else she is performing her part in scripted theater. She had to have known that with Trump’s popularity among Republicans that being a Trump adversary would be political suicide. And don’t forget that her father was one of the principal planners of 9/11, an action for which he (and his co-conspirators) have never been held accountable and probably never will be. Dick Cheney is very high up in the Deep State hierarchy. If he had wanted to ensure an election victory for his daughter he certainly could have. It will be interesting to see how or if Liz factors into the 2024 presidential race. My theory for some time has been that 2024 will be a rematch of 2016, with Hillary winning this time. Liz apparently hinted after her primary election defeat that she will run for president in 2024. She could be planning to run as in Independent, to draw votes from Trump in the general election, to help insure a Hillary win. (Not that the NWO necessarily needs her help – they are already proficient at stealing elections as evidenced by the 2020 election.)
Bite your pie covered tongue.
” She is a walking, talking, warmongering, loathsome disease infecting the nether regions of the Republican Party”
– K. Schlicter
…infecting the nether regions of the nation. FIFY, Kurt.
A thoroughly enjoyable evisceration of completely contemptible evil Evil Fucker tools.
And as a parting thought; sometimes voting does actually change things, dearies.
What has changed dearie? A different name will be on the ballets of the Bankers Party and her face will be plastered all over the country on CNN but the charade will continue until we are shown Zappa’s brick wall.
Did I say ballets?
Auntie loves the ballet, dear Flea.
In any case, your Zappa’s wall-at-the-back-of-the-theatre stage is very much appreciated and correct.
God I love this guy! Let’s take back our country!
😂 Funny. I almost missed your sarcasm.
We are winning?
Who is we and what exactly are they winning?
This entire country and, indeed, all of society is circling the drain at warp speed and has not and will not slow down one iota. “Absurd” is not a strong enough word for the title of this article.
So… much… winning!….
Loathsome wench. It’s about time some people are waking up. Unfortunately it will only happen in the red and maybe purple states. The demons have a cheating death grip on all the blues.
Liz Cheney is Not a wench but instead a wretch who causes Auntie to retch
Democrat Low IQ head up ass syndrome.
If we were really winning, her lifeless body would be hanging from a Wyoming overpass for all to see. That is how all traitor globalists should be dealt with.
Sign we’re winning, really?!
Must have missed that we fixed all of our election issues, pedophiles are no longer allowed to groom our kids, gays who hunt our children are now arrested, the government stopped calling for the extinction of the white race, DA’s in cities are prosecuting all crimes based on laws not skin color, etc, etc…
We are winning? Really?
Why does winning feel so much like losing?
I couldn’t tell if Kurt was describing Cheney or Ann Coulter.