TALLAHASSEE, FL — Outraged at having been sent 50 illegal immigrants from Florida by Ron DeSantis, Martha’s Vineyard has taken ultimate revenge on the governor by shipping 50 Karens to Florida.
“Perhaps now DeSantis will think twice before he sullies our pristine white island with brown migrant people,” said Martha’s Vineyard HOA President Karen VonSchnitzel. “Once the charter flight filled with our neighborhood’s most insufferable Karens touches down in Tallahassee, he will rue the day he made us look like heartless racists in front of the entire country. HAHAHAHAHA!”
The group of 50 Karens was selected from over 478 Karens who volunteered for the flight, as most women who live on the island are named Karen. “Hopefully this political stunt will help DeSATAN see the error of his ways,” said HOA Vice President Karen Bohannan. “If not, we’ll send even more. There are plenty more Karens where that came from!”
Once the Karens land in Florida, they have been instructed to wreak havoc on the locals by walking into establishments and demanding to see the manager, calling the police on black joggers, and driving slowly in the left lane. Locals have mobilized to prepare for the onslaught by building walls of sandbags and boarding up windows.
At publishing time, DeSantis confirmed the Karens had been apprehended by the Florida National Guard and were on their way to Gitmo.
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ROFLMAO!!!
Cool. That will keep a few gators well fed for a while.
UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!!!!
😂 Yep. They play dirty.
Next Karens with cowboy hats will show up at Greg Abbott’s place.
At least the Karens are citizens and speaky da English. Floridians can buy ear plugs to combat the onslaught.
The MV Karens can also check in to the nearest five star posh hotel and pay their own bill. 🙂
Oh hell no. I’ll take an alien any day over a female libtard.
Yes, the alien at least has useful utility the Karens do not such as branding the cattle, building BOBBED wire fence, preparing cabrito, taking care of the “grounds” , grinding the GMO corn for tortillas, building the roads and bridges , just like it’s always been and We Texans are Texas friendly toward them. Considering gettin’ me a couple of them aliens as maids in my J.R. Ewing size home.
the alien breeds more aliens
And Karens breed more woke, eh?
Only for now, with all the programming and schooling and society pushing them that way. It won’t last forever.
On a more serious note regarding Florida, I find this extremely disturbing….
China-Based Company Buys Land in Morriston for Primate Quarantine; County Says Land Code Doesn’t Allow Facility
A San Francisco, California company based in China has purchased about 1,400 acres of agricultural land in Levy County off County Road 326 with secondary access off SR 121 for the purpose of housing quarantined primates.
JOINN Laboratories, based in Beijing, China, says the primates will be quarantined at the Morriston site to make sure they are healthy before being sold to other companies in the United States…
JOINN bought the 1,400 acres from L&T Cattle based in Levy County for price of $5.5 million. The company specializes in the development of drugs used for medical treatment of people.
I hope Levy county sticks to their guns on this.
the fact this happens in a county named after a jew is just icing on the cake
Just take a page out of the Martha’s Vineyard playbook and quickly deport these Karens to Hialeah. They will encounter a population which does not speak English and will be swallowed up in the barrio to never be heard from again.
The visitors to Hialeah will, however, be able to get a great media-noche as well as carne asada.
Used to go to a place down there that had the best Ropa Vieja I ever tasted, served with the fried Plantains with garlic sauce & yellow rice. The area was dicey in ‘01 & I would not go in that area in an armored truck today.
“…the best Ropa Vieja…”
Never heard of it. Had to look it up and found this recipe which made me start to drool when I read it.
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/ropa-vieja
I am cooking this damn thing TOMORROW!!!
Thanks for the idea, TNP.
A hearty meat dish called “OLD CLOTHES”. No way that’s gonna suck!!!
Also…
Never seen a recipe which included THIS in the instructions:
…tear and smash beef into sauce until it’s shredded and incorporated into sauce…
TEAR and SMASH!!!
Two of my favorite things to do!!!
I can’t wait.
Red- I first had Ropa at a Cuban restaurant about 20 years ago. VERY tasty dish and they served it with yuca malanga. You will love it.
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I spent quite a bit of time in S Florida 20 years ago and really liked the Caribbean inspired food. Had some Cubans working for me who showed me some places where the food was “just like their Abuela’s”.
MV don’t sit their snooty asses on $10 WalMart chairs, they wouldn’t have that on their lawn for love nor money. Do they even have a WalMart?? Prolly not, that’s for the peon masses.
Wal Mart peeps provide entertainment, their wardrobes they show up in etc. MV peeps drink hot tea with the little pinky pointed up.
https://www.breitbart.com/border/2022/09/18/exclusive-venezuela-empties-prisons-sends-violent-criminals-to-u-s-says-dhs-report/
Actually, I think that would be a pretty fair trade. If we could deport one Karen for every illegal we accepted, it would be a decent deal….
That would be a sure way to empty out Central & South America.
Although those that were sent to MV likely have had a dose of what areas of the ultra wealthy snoots look like, probably having performed domestic work for John McCain ( RIP) and his wife in Arizona or any number of famous people in or out of politics. Still I wonder if these peoples’ eyes were the size of saucers first they laid eyes on the Karen community. I hope MV fed them good.
I hope that was an ironic RIP
Respect for the dead, eh ?
Not for him.
I assure you the locals in Tallahassee would welcome the Karen’s with open arms if this were to come true.