DISNEY’S NEW WOKE LIL MERMAID

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45 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 12:56 pm

Shorter version:

Longer version:

Oh, and, uh, woke-redo “Titanic” while yer at it:

samthere403
samthere403
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 1:48 pm

“whats her face” is pretty funny.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  samthere403
September 20, 2022 2:20 pm

She’s also very smart, brave, and deep on other stuff, including a recent vid where she told of her tribulations of the past year after having disappeared. But yeah, when she’s funny and irreverent, she’s awsum:

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 10:26 pm

https://www.youtube.com/c/WHFEntertainment

She is funny! forgot to check out her channel in awhile, may have been ‘here’ i first encountered her. Acerbic, Quick, droll.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
September 20, 2022 12:59 pm

In the Denver Aquarium, they have a restaurant that features a huge tank where you can watch the mermaids swim with fish while you eat. Not sure they’d sell much food these days with that thing floating around. Can you imagine taking a bite of food and looking up to see that waving at you?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
September 20, 2022 1:03 pm

It’s a merwhale. A seagoing ghettopotamus w/gills.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 3:52 pm

“Ghettopotamus with gills”. Auntie just snorted iced tea all over the wall.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
September 20, 2022 6:52 pm

You’re welcome.

Hopefully, she doesn’t swim under Guam and decide to suddenly surface . . .

https://www.bitchute.com/search/?query=hank%20johnson%20guam%20&kind=video

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 7:03 pm

If the above link doesn’t work:

Our leaders. Heaven help Western civ.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
September 21, 2022 6:09 am

Thanks anon. We are now all dumber for listening to this fool.

BL
BL
  Abigail Adams
September 20, 2022 1:26 pm

Dang, I thought that was a whale with hair extensions. Ghetto mermaid be U-G-L-Y.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
September 20, 2022 2:35 pm

I thought it was a custom boat anchor

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 7:05 pm

I thought it was a boat.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 1:14 pm

Don’t see a penis. Can’t be Disney without a penis.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 2:13 pm

I thought it was a transmanatee.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 2:23 pm

Dorsal fins, meet dorsal fats.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 3:54 pm

You win the Internet for today; “transmanatee.”

Moar spit-out iced tea all over the floor.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
September 20, 2022 6:55 pm

Gawktopus

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 9:25 pm

🤣 was lookin’ for propeller scars. Wrong side visible. Illegal to confine a protected species?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 9:45 pm

It’d take her a decade of slimming to become in danger of extinction. Betcha her blood type is mayonnaise-positive. She could sit all the way around the house.

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
September 20, 2022 2:05 pm

Hahahaha…no I think she is more like Ursala the sea witch….really terrifying.

motley
motley
September 20, 2022 2:34 pm

Actually … that’s McDonald’s little mermaid.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
September 20, 2022 3:56 pm

The Negro Moby Dick?

On second thought, a return to spermaceti oil could resolve the looming energy crisis, nome sayin, yo.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
September 20, 2022 4:40 pm

Moby Vaj

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 7:08 pm

It’s not Diznee if it don’t have a dick.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
September 20, 2022 10:30 pm

’tis the Ambergris ya want.

ICE-9
ICE-9
September 20, 2022 4:45 pm

What’s the plot – Ariel steals all the sea shells?

Vigilant
Vigilant
September 20, 2022 4:56 pm

Just found out this morning, the new Marvel Captain America is black. Blasphemy. The indoctrination of the young folks will be quite heavy in the upcoming movie, and because it’s Marvel it will really stick. All of the merch will reinforce the message.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Administrator
September 20, 2022 5:07 pm

Fake. They have access to tampons now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
September 20, 2022 7:00 pm

With pre-lubed applicators for easy insertion.

Speaking of which, the first symptom of monkeypox is a pounding sensation . . . on Uranus.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
September 20, 2022 7:07 pm

Give it time. The inflation, that is.

Mountainrat
Mountainrat
  Administrator
September 21, 2022 8:32 am

Hell, we have surpassed Sodom and Gomorrah.

Chas
Chas
September 20, 2022 5:06 pm

That is one fat sardine.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 5:33 pm

Can’t be much worse than Amazon’s Kang ‘o Dem Rangz, can it?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 6:58 pm

Gan’dalf

motley
motley
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 11:00 pm

Aaaannnnnndddd … there goes a billion dollars down the drain.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 21, 2022 8:42 am

Frobro Niggins.

LMFAO

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
September 20, 2022 6:03 pm

She ate the little mermaid.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
September 20, 2022 7:10 pm

Scared the fuck out of Spongebob and the rest of the residents of Bikini Bottom.

Iggy
Iggy
September 20, 2022 7:19 pm

The left destroys everything they touch.Well at least Shamu washed her funky ass and twat.

Jobrok obiden
Jobrok obiden
September 20, 2022 7:23 pm

And that is why fisherman can no longer catch any shrimp….. she ate them to extinction!

ASIG
ASIG
September 20, 2022 9:49 pm

Mermaid??? NO! That’s a Whalemaid!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
September 21, 2022 6:06 am

That ain’t no mermaid. That’s an overfed manatee.
This is a mermaid…
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OriginalDan
OriginalDan
September 21, 2022 4:16 pm

Does that hose contraption by her hand supply the malt liquor?