BLACKSTONE WILL OWN YOUR DNA

Via The Feral Irishman

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83 Comments
Zedder
Zedder
September 26, 2022 8:30 am

I liked Rick and Morty last night. A bit of dna, then the machine can send wireless signals to your night person. Night person does my chores, exercise, and mine crypto.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 8:50 am

Who was stupid enough to send your DNA to some Internet company?

I mean really.

Boogieman
Boogieman
  hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 9:01 am

“Stupid is what stupid does”

-Forest Gump

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 9:03 am

Lol! Lots of people. Lots of stupid people running around. That’s why we are in the shape we are in at this point.

My in-laws, for one. Did you know that if you have relatives that sent in DNA they can still track you down that way?

I was tested for the BRCA gene when I had breast cancer and now I’m wondering if that was a scam, too.

Zedder
Zedder
  Mary Christine
September 26, 2022 9:13 am

I’m double screwed. My family in breeds……. Damn In-Laws….

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Mary Christine
September 26, 2022 12:46 pm

Yes, I know. An idiot I know was bragging about his ancestry, having sent it in. I told him “so, now they can also trace your offspring via DNA”. He stood there like a stunned mullet with his mouth hanging open.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Mary Christine
September 26, 2022 4:44 pm

MC, you have to know it is in the data bank. Not a problem for you because you are already on the shit list because of TBP.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 9:04 am

Well, we have just watched over the last year and a half Mr. and Mrs. Normie line up to receive over 616 million doses of an untested Safe and Effective because they trusted The Science. That should answer your question.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 9:28 am

Based.

m
m
  hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 9:22 am

“Who was stupid enough to send your DNA to some Internet company?”

Everyone who took a single blood test over the past 20 years, in the US…

fujigm
fujigm
  m
September 26, 2022 9:56 pm

Never use your real name for tests.
Pay cash or claim uninsured/indigent.
Get the results, and plan your treatment protocol, if necessary.

Or not.

m
m
  fujigm
September 27, 2022 3:06 am

You forgot
“walk into the office with a facemask and keep it on all the time.
Leave your phone and other tracking devices at home.
Wear gloves all the time.
Only use cash you got as change in small stores, never cash you pulled from an ATM.”
and so on…

NBerinKS
NBerinKS
  m
September 27, 2022 11:58 am

Why never use cash from the ATM?

m
m
  NBerinKS
September 27, 2022 2:38 pm

They can scan the serial numbers of the cash bills before dispensing and assign them to your name – if the company, where you pay something, drops off the earned cash right back to a bank in the evening -and they scan the incoming serials and assign them to a company name-, together they know with some probability where you spent the money, even if you used cash.

Dr. Zedder Strangelove
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
  m
September 27, 2022 3:35 pm

What about coinage??

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
September 27, 2022 4:30 pm

OH CRAP !!! Thanks for the heads up.

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
  hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 1:49 pm

Having lived in Mormon country for about 15 years it was understanding that Ancestry.com based out of Utah was to get people to volunteer their DNA under the guise of tracing your family tree, from that the Mormon can Baptize you in absencia as a Mormon. The Mormons have a huge ‘bunker’ outside of SLC where they do their busy work with records..Not sure where they Baptize your DNA at……..

overthecliff
overthecliff
  hardscrabble farmer
September 26, 2022 4:42 pm

Millions of them and the NSA has access to the data. Anyone who thinks different is pretty gullible. They probably believe the NSA does not tap your phone without a warrant.

ICE-9
ICE-9
September 26, 2022 8:55 am

Q: What do you call a DNA ancestry mapping company for retarded people?
A: 23-1/2 and Me.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 9:04 am

Good one.

Zedder
Zedder
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 9:10 am

Idiocracy and Me

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Zedder
September 26, 2022 9:12 am

No that one is for the normal stupid people.

Zedder
Zedder
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 9:17 am

Wal-Mart Blood services and pharma me.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Zedder
September 26, 2022 9:24 am

How ’bout going down a notch – DollarGeneralAncestry.com

Zedder
Zedder
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 9:34 am

Ok last one, kinda like yours but here we don’t have Dollar General, we have Dollar Tree and Me. Side note why isn’t there The People of Dollar Stores????

ICE-9
ICE-9
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 1:49 pm

DollarGeneralAncestry.com
Your whole family sends in their DNA and everyone finds out they married their cousins.

Zedder
Zedder
  ICE-9
September 26, 2022 2:07 pm

Love it!

Zedder
Zedder
  Zedder
September 26, 2022 2:13 pm

Does the family discount apply retroactively if the cashier I’m seeing turns out to be my sister?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 26, 2022 9:06 am

They don’t even need your DNA, If they have the DNA of someone in your family, they can find you through that.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 9:23 am

Yes, thanks for confirming what I said. You don’t need to be stupid if your relatives are stupid.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Mary Christine
September 26, 2022 10:25 am

They got the Golden State Killer and he hadn’t killed anyone for a long time. You can’t get away with anything these days.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 10:23 am

My parents did the ancestry thing, then bought one for me. I said I wouldn’t submit a sample, so my wife did. They all thought I was crazy, but I said they effectively have mine since both of my parents did it.

I’m the only one in my family that has an interest in genealogy, but there’s no way I was going to send in a sample.

Ken31`
Ken31`
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 3:33 pm

They have admitted to tampering with the results which are only a sampling algorithm to begin with.

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 10:58 am

No, not really…My wife has very different DNA than I do, so it would be very difficult..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 2:33 pm

They can find every one of us who uses an internet connection via our IP address, so who gives a shit if THEY have our DNA? What are y’all afraid of? If you’re lucky, they’ll clone me and the world will be saved…

Jdog
Jdog
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 5:00 pm

In case you have a problem connecting the dots. They now have mRNA tech, which can be targeted to certain DNA groups. Now they know what your DNA is. They can engineer a mRNA cocktail just for you. Now you write some stuff they do not like online, they can send a drone with aerial sprayer over your house, and within a week or so, you die of “natural causes”. Then you don’t give a shit then either, because you have assumed room temperature.

Zedder
Zedder
  Jdog
September 26, 2022 5:09 pm

MERS SARS, and after they drone his house they’ll say it was SADS. And as specific as you say.

Creepy as hell
Creepy as hell
  Anonymous
September 26, 2022 6:04 pm

Don’t know if you saw this one but there are now street lamps that are DNA readers. Yep, while you’re standing there at night watching your dog pee it’s scanning your DNA to pull up your file.

Melty
Melty
September 26, 2022 9:32 am

Yup, I have relatives that sent theirs in and just shook my head in disbelief as to what they did to basically create a database for their relatives. Part of the reason that I don’t even deal with them anymore

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Melty
September 26, 2022 10:19 am

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your relatives.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Mary Christine
September 27, 2022 12:54 pm

mc,
the way i heard it is that “…your friends are god’s way of apologizing for your family.”–

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Melty
September 26, 2022 10:26 am

Yup. Now you’re fucked.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
  Melty
September 26, 2022 3:14 pm

Melty, Yep. see my comment below.

Iggy
Iggy
September 26, 2022 9:48 am

God forbid they discover your DNA at a crime scene.Then they railroad you using familial DNA . Like Gattaca where they sweep with vacuum cleaners and test the residue collected oops found your eyelash you must be guilty.

Zedder
Zedder
  Iggy
September 26, 2022 10:32 am

With the PCR they found I’m a serial killer and a fertile father.

Iggy
Iggy
September 26, 2022 9:49 am

Remember privacy?What a quaint notion!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
September 26, 2022 10:01 am

Auntie prefers to provide a really big stool sample to these people. Never mind that it is from a Saint Bernard.

Who knew that the DNA test was also an IQ test at one and the same time?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Aunt Acid
September 26, 2022 10:28 am

Half man, half bear, half pig.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
September 26, 2022 11:03 am

New math even affects fractions. Who knew?

Iggy
Iggy
  Aunt Acid
September 26, 2022 1:32 pm

Except they can get a DNA profile from shit too.

Peter Horry
Peter Horry
  Aunt Acid
September 26, 2022 2:35 pm

Flush twice. It’s a long way to D.C.

Stucky
Stucky
September 26, 2022 10:11 am

OK, chil’run let’s all sing a song …. “HERE a Joo, THERE a Joo, EVERYWHERE a Joo Joo, E-I-E-I-O!”

Anyone know the lyrics to “One Trick Pony”?

Zedder
Zedder
  Stucky
September 26, 2022 10:22 am

“I’m helping”

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
  Stucky
September 26, 2022 11:01 am

Give it a rest..US State Dept run by (((them))), Ukraine wholly owned by a few billionaire (((criminals))) like Zelensky…Are you seeing a pattern here?

GNL
GNL
  Stucky
September 26, 2022 12:26 pm

Stucky, are you a jew?

Stucky
Stucky
  GNL
September 26, 2022 10:06 pm

No, do you suck dick?

Stucky
Stucky
September 26, 2022 10:14 am

“BLACKSTONE WILL OWN YOUR DNA”

NO. They will NOT!!!

How can I be so sure? Because I’m not a fucken moran who sends out by DNA sample … to anyone … for any reason. Ever.

Years ago, when 23&Me first came on the scene, I immediately cried out “This is BULLSHIT!!”, and tried to warn people to not participate in this evil scam.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
September 26, 2022 2:52 pm

They will find you immediately. They will see the strand of DNA that denotes very tall with a microwilly and will instantly know it is you.

Bullwinkle
Bullwinkle
September 26, 2022 10:32 am

Look for the disappearance the information of the Blood Line connections of those in Political Power.
ALL the Presidents are direct descendants of the British Crown.
The President then appoints those of the Family into other powerful political positions.
George Washington was a cousin to the King.
The Candidate with the strongest Royal Blood ALWAYS wins regardless how you vote.
Americans are sooooooooooo ignorant of the Fact that we always have and always will be Ruled by the Blood Line Royalty.

It’s ALL in The Family and we are not part of it.

Peter Horry
Peter Horry
  Bullwinkle
September 26, 2022 2:36 pm

I’d be interested in proof that Obama is a direct descendant of the British Crown…

Bullwinkle
Bullwinkle
  Peter Horry
September 26, 2022 3:15 pm

Look at the Genealogical sites.
Obama is “Legally” White by blood through his mother.
This is such information I expect to be memory holed.
I am not going to do your research for you.
It is/was there.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
September 26, 2022 10:49 am

BlackSTONE, BlackROCK, what does it matter? They control everything. To some degree, the fools let them though. Sending your DNA off into a black hole to see if you are 0.09% Neanderthal? Come on!

Zedder
Zedder
  Svarga Loka
September 26, 2022 11:11 am

I’m 100% Khazarian. Ok actually its about 10% off.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
September 26, 2022 12:33 pm

One tiny silver — golden — lining to the DNA harvesting that’s gone on by internet and other companies …

About 3 years ago I was at the Costco store in Beaverton, OR, and the guy behind me had 2 items in his basket — a bottle of champagne and a large bouquet of roses (yes, I know — roses from Costco? Really? — but don’t let that ruin the story … )

So, being the smart asp that I am, I asked if he was in the dog house — and he said he wasn’t — that something great was happening. I asked him to explain … and he did …

He had bought one of those home DNA test kits about a year earlier, but had never used it until about 2 or so months ago …

Just a few weeks later he got a call from a man who said ‘I think I’m your half-brother.’ The two of them talked and eventually met … and the gentleman at Costco said that he found out that the man on the phone was, indeed, his half-brother.

He contacted his biological mother — he was 60 years old — and was on his way that very day to see her for the first time since his birth … when she had given him up because she was so very young (about 15 or 16 he said).

I’ve not seen someone so filled with joy in many years as that man at Costco was that day … and it was absolutely infectious and special to see the boundless joy that he was experiencing after 6 decades …

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anthony Aaron
September 26, 2022 12:52 pm

Whoa … a downvote — you folks are a tough audience today …

Ciao …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
September 26, 2022 2:54 pm

There is no silver lining to large numbers of folks handing out their DNA.

Iggy
Iggy
  Anthony Aaron
September 26, 2022 1:34 pm

I barely want to know the relatives I’m aware of .lol.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Anthony Aaron
September 26, 2022 3:55 pm

.

Guest
Guest
  Anthony Aaron
September 26, 2022 8:15 pm

How did the info get out? Something is missing in this story.

Llpoh
Llpoh
September 26, 2022 12:49 pm

So, after posting that article about leaving, I see you came back. Like you were ever leaving.

Ken31`
Ken31`
  Llpoh
September 26, 2022 3:35 pm

I don’t mind especially because I never saw this post people keep referencing.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
September 26, 2022 2:04 pm

Not like the military didnt already sell my samples lmao.

That and all the places I left my dna in Europe and Korea lol.

ZFG, out.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
September 26, 2022 10:48 pm

I’m sure those who “collected” your samples in Europe and Korea showered them off thoroughly.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
September 26, 2022 3:11 pm

Eight years ago or so, my old liberal sister “gifted” me and my other six sibs with the Ancestry DNA kit. I threw mine away and was reviled for doing so; they thought my DNA would be more telling genetically since I am the only male. Really pissed them off when I said if I wanted a mail-order IQ test I would get it myself. I stand by that.

Boogieman
Boogieman
September 26, 2022 4:31 pm

Any ideas of what blackcock would do with this information? Targeted genocide? Is Larry Fink trying to find that kid who used to kick the shit out of him at the play ground, or tease him with, red on his like a dick on dog kind of stuff? Just curious and a bit intrigued.

It's no mystery
It's no mystery
  Boogieman
September 26, 2022 8:31 pm

I’m a strong believer in names. Remember Bernie MADOFF? Who made off with everyone’s money? Well what’s a FINK? Nuff said. Surnames were invented based on the character traits of the person, traits genetically passed down.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Boogieman
September 26, 2022 10:52 pm

Being half Hungarian, that was my first thought. Knowing how much they hate the Hungarians for keeping out the muslim hoards and the african parasites, my first thoughts went to this and the fact that some of my idiot relatives have likely done the DNA tests on Ancestry (even though everyone knows that great grandpa came directly from Hungary and great grandma can be traced back to England). I am sure that targeted genocide has always been someone’s plan. I think once this current round of genocide is over, several targets might emerge statistically.

Jdog
Jdog
September 26, 2022 4:52 pm

That is a lot of money…… wonder what they plan to do with that info….

Zedder
Zedder
  Jdog
September 26, 2022 5:11 pm

They’re going to Bird Box people. I swear its happening already, beta tests?

Curiosity got the human
Curiosity got the human
September 26, 2022 6:01 pm

A few years ago I considered sending in a sample to 23 and me because I don’t know much about my genetic background. But as usual I researched before doing so. When I saw that it was founded with Google seed money that was enough for me to say HELL NO. Why is it only 10% of the public researches before making major decisions? What is it with people that they just stupidly hand over their DNA, body, private information ect?

Creepy as hell
Creepy as hell
September 26, 2022 6:09 pm

Where this is all going…..

Corporations ARE your new Government and they won’t “govern” you they will own you like a cow on a farm. They will alter your DNA when they see fit without your consent. DNA is like computer code. Look at how Microsoft changes your computer with updates you can no longer turn off. Same thing with your DNA. They can change everything about you, alter your mental/emotional state, change your opinions, taste in food ect to make you a compliant little slave. It’s hell on earth. DNA changes cannot be undone.

You are no longer a human being with rights, you are livestock. What happens to excess livestock?

Zedder
Zedder
  Creepy as hell
September 26, 2022 6:11 pm

Bingo

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 27, 2022 11:42 pm

Mormons sold out to ZOG…
would you like to know more?