The entertainment section in today’s NJ Shit Ledger reviewed the movie “Blondie” (about Marylin Monroe). They were all in a tizzy because of the NC-17 rating … which would stunt ticket sales. Turns out it got that rating because (emphasis mine) …
” … a graphic portrayal of a brutal rape FROM THE VAGINA’S POINT OF VIEW”
Well, shit! I knew that vaginas could talk per “The Vagina Monologues“. But, I had no friggin idea that they can think!!
I was going to come up with a (hopefully) funny little monologue about this Thinking Vagina. Or, maybe a one liner. But, I am drawing a complete blank!! Really. Maybe because I’m a penis-enabled person who can’t fathom what that Heavenly Garden Of Pleasure must feelz when it faces a battering ram that spits out Deadly Juice?
Really, I have no fucken clue how portraying a rape “from the vagina’spoint of view” is conveyed. Nada. Zip. And I don’t want to spend even a dollah to find out.
So, it’s up to YOU to shed some light on this. Whatchya got??
THE END
Cunt think of anything.
Twats that you ass-ked?
Betty White was one of my favorites (who they killed with the clot shot) she made a funny observation on the holiest of holes. She asked why timid men are told to “grow a pair” when testicles are soft and tender. If you really want them to toughen up tell them to grow a vagina because it can take a pounding. Yup.
She stole that from Owen Benjamin.
Are you sure he didn’t steal it from her?
“soft and tender” ,true. But it’s the only thing that can do the pounding when the time is come. Vagina on the other hand, is only there to be pounded.
Betty was 99. A minor hangnail could have killed her.
Hell yes vaginas can think!
Vaginas also have the power to hypnotize the Penis to get what ever they want.
You need to spend more time drinking and less time proposing questions.
Just sit back and let me tell you all you need to know about Vaginas as a renowned scholar on such matters. Why having researched this topic most of my life, knowing all the chapters and verses like the front of my hand….
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On second thought…. Maybe not!
Lol boogieman.
One hole lower! One hole lower!
this discussion is useless without pics.
Welp, here’s another movie I won’t watch……….
You people are no fucken help at all. Thanks for nuthin’!
Although the Betty White story was hilarious.
Disturbing.
I’m not sure it fits your needs, but I found this first visit by Carol Wayne on Johnny Carson to be so femininely charming I had to post it here for you.
Ghost…that was cute! Johnny Carson’s behavior was hilarious.
Btw…I have a brother who looks JUST LIKE a young Johnny! I never realized that until just now. Crazy. I’m sending this to him to see what he thinks about the similarities.
Without even reading this or scrolling the author’s name, I knew it was Stucky and as always, he doesn’t disappoint. Being female, I really hope my lady parts never grow vocal cords and express it’s opinion out loud.