Guest Post by Fred Reed
Well, I declare. I hear you Europeans bleating and hollering about how unfair life is and you don’t have gas to keep warm if it gets cold in winter, which generally it does, and everything costs too much. Fact is, you deserve it. To be honest, which we journalists sometimes do, I think it’s amusing. It’s like watching a man beating his thumb with a hammer and saying, oh ouch, oh ouch, it hurts, oh ouch, it hurts and can’t figure out why. It’s because Europeans are so easily led, managed, dominated by the fetid Yankee Rome in Washington, which regards you as trained seals. I’ve known fire plugs, even toaster ovens, more intelligent than you are.
You poor widdle fings! You aren’t even real countries. You can’t be a real country when you have American occupation troops and military bases everywhere and uncouth foreign soldiers drinking your beer and diddling your daughters. GIs tell me the Italian ones are best, with English girls often being mistaken for dead. I couldn’t stand the humiliation, but Europeans are a resilient people.
Really, it’s a cackle. Mornings, I fire up the computer to see what you squirming servile dwarves have done now. You are better than Monty Python. Think. Ten years ago you were all peaceful and had plenty of cheap Russian gas and your factories were humming like contented cats and you were buying stuff from Russia and selling it I don’t know what all. Then Master Washington says you have to push the Ukraine toward NATO. You dim twits need Ukraine in NATO like you need a corn cob where the sun don’t shine but Europe is servile by nature, so you say, “Yass, Bwana! What you say, Boss! Which boot we lick first, Massuh?”
I see a bull market for flavored boot polish. Brussels would buy trainloads.
Anyway, Russia says over and over and over, If Washington tries to put NATO in Ukraine, dey gonna be wah. Even a European, or some anyway, could understand this. Or maybe, with help from a caring adult. But Massuh Washington wanted wah, and told you to keep pushing, “Yass, Bwana,” and you didn’t listen to Putin, because you are dumber than retarded possums and belong in diapers. What children you are. Nanny nanny booboo.
This is wonderfully funny, and I am enjoying it outrageously. You are going to freeze. Good. It’s a hoot but it’s a Darwin thing too. It’s good for the world when a region with the aggregate IQ of inbred bacteria eliminates itself. Well, except for the Italian girls for the GIs. We’ll keep those. You are going to freeze solid like terra cotta soldiers or burn your houses to keep warm and your farmers will grow scrawny underweight plants because you cut off fertilizer and gas from Russia to show your devotion to your stern Potomac Father. It’s comic. You are so stoopid! When American proconsuls go to Brussels your anointed European butt-sniffers rush out to be patted on the head and, or so I hear, receive suitcases of money. How dignified.
But the funniest part was blowing up the pipelines. Yes. See, Washington couldn’t let Germany, the only potentially serious country in Europe, except it really isn’t one, trade with Russia and China. So it gets the war going in Ukraine, easy with malleable European dimwits, and then…blows up the pipelines! Simple, direct, and effective. The amusing thing is that everyone in Brussels knows perfectly well that America did it, as must every European with the IQ of a doorknob, but none of you weak sisters has the dangling ellipsoidals to say so, because then you would have to do something about it, and you are scared unto death of the United States. Of which the United States is well aware and so, reasonably, holds you in contempt. I do too. I mean doesn’t everybody?
So some silly woman in Belgium—Ursula Borderline or something, anyway a scrawny blonde who looks like she really needs a sandwich—yaps from under the sofa that doing bad things to Europe’s energy infrastructure is “unacceptable,” Grr, bowwow, woof. But sweetheart, you poor, dumb monument to pusillanimous inadequacy, of course it is acceptable. You are accepting it, aren’t you? You know who did it, Washington knows you know, but you will look studiedly puzzled while Washington chuckles inwardly. Europeans are so gelatinous, so weak, so negligible.
I mean, seriously. Suppose you admitted that America did it. What could you poor dears do about it? Nothing. NATO controls Europe. What do you think those bases are for? And Washington is NATO. You wouldn´t dare close even the smallest US base, or even a closet door in one. Haha! Freeze, baby, freeze.
So, suckers, you’ve been taken for a ride by experts. And America makes out like a bandit. Washington tells you who you can trade with, and you obey, yass, Bwana, what you say. America gets to sell you overpriced LNG (liquefied natural gas). You will meekly buy uberbillions of costume-jewelry weapons from America. Your dependence on the US approaches outright ownership. Without cheap Russian gas, electricity will be really pricey and your factories will close or maybe go offshore to America and Europe will get in touch with its inner backwater. Hey, it’s a giggle.
England is America’s most devoted camp follower, a political barnacle firm glued to the ship of the Yankee state, making international noises in an effort to pretend it is more than an American poodle. (You may be wondering how it is possible to be a poodle and a barnacle at the same time. Multiple personality disorder, maybe.) From Brexit we went to endless Truss ads. Now we are back to the standby, hissing at Russia. Yass, Massuh.
You think you are defending democracy, doing something about human rights and, you know, having values or something. No, halfwits, you are helping Washington cut you off from the world’s largest markets. Yes, children. As the rest of Eurasia grows like Topsy, as the center of gravity of technology and economy moves eastward, America will pillage you as you pillaged most of the world and turn you into a peninsular homeless shelter. You will be all grateful to Massuh Washington for saving you from the evil Putin monster who was about to conquer all of Europe and turn you into slaves or robots or something else bad. You will buy lots of dysfunctional fighter planes.
And you will crawl. It is your way.
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Article was a bit vague; so you’re saying you love Europe and their stance against Russia.
Vague? His contempt for Europe is pretty clear.
Of course, you might be using sarcasm.
I do this thing sometimes called a joke.
Fred should have told us what he really thinks….
Southern supremacist wank material.
For most all a us’ns, the time it takes to go from wankin to jankin is measured by the distance to the nearest mounting stump.
Here’s hoping that Enumclaw has rooted out all the horse-sex groupies. Most of them, anyways.
I’m partial to miniature donkeys, but Enumclaw is still pioneering equestrian romance.
Rumor has it, rootin’ pony vulvas is gateway sex to humpin’ Volvos. https://i.giphy.com/media/11xPItdY1U7kFq/giphy.webp
No weapons and over 140 dead protestors in Iran, Hong Kong protestors were killed and beaten fighting for freedom. Smeg here in canukistan castro pulled in some foreign jackboots to kick protestors asses.
Weapons out the ying yang and not one protest in amurkia… weird Thats freedom for ya…
There is no turning back from that rubicon crossing moment and everyone with a weapon knows it. Whites of their eyes kinda thing…
Nobody is saying to take up arms against the ruling regime… But there aren’t even protests as the communists waltzed in unopposed. THAT speaks volumes… The only ones dying are those J6’rs that were locked up illegally and yet even today… crickets… why is that??
Freedom not really all that important after all or is it that the majority have been sufficiently programmed into believing that if you would have just voted harder it would have turned out better???
You’re likely spot on about the majority being programmed; however, I do believe that at some critical juncture armed Americans will cross that fated rubicon.
It’s disgraceful the crickets regarding J6 and cements in my mind that DJT is not what he portends to be.
I have been hearing “just wait, when they do X, we will act” for decades. I have lost track of the number of “X” events that have happened without any action.
Just for laughs, what event can you imagine that would spur the “beer can assassins” to action?
I believe that whatever “it” is will be unmistakable.
Pfffft. lame answer.
Sorry, best I got without a crystal ball.
I said “imagine” not “predict”.
So can anyone “imagine” an event that would actually trigger the gun polishers?
Bottom of their Jackboots kinda thing is more what I see.
“Smeg here in canukistan castro pulled in some foreign jackboots to kick protestors asses.”
i have never read anything about that–
when & where ?
During the protests in January. A UN plane was parked at the airport and there were all these front line thugs in uniforms with no identifying insignia. The were foreign speaking, and neither OPP or rcmp as they are required to wear insignia’s. They were flown in to quell the protest and disappeared shortly afterwards.
The ‘news’ media, bought and paid for by castro ( and he bragged about it) Stated that the UN plane wasn’t there for the protest but for maintenance. Because the UN always brings in planes for maintenance here… lol and I have prime ocean water front property for sale in Saskatchewan.
Plus special forces were overflying the ‘protest’ which the govt said they weren’t monitoring anything… just coincidences…
thanks
During the truckers event in Ottawa, there was a moment where there was a line of police dressed in olive uniforms, not OPDP not the Horsemen. They all had visors on their helmets. And unlike the OPP, would not dialog with the protesters in either official language.
At around the same time a video blogger on the EweToob was driving by a local airport and saw several planes that had the UN markings on them.
Speculation is that they were PRC police brought in from Mainland China.
Hurricane-Ravaged Florida Town Raises Ukraine Flag So Congress Will Send Aid
(Babylon Bee)
bs,we floridians are willing to sacrifice 4 greater ukraine–
Starving American Babies Disguise Selves As Ukrainian Soldiers In Hopes Of Getting $40 Billion In Federal Aid
https://babylonbee.com/news/starving-american-babies-sneak-into-ukraine-in-hopes-of-receiving-federal-aid
“GIs tell me the Italian ones are best, with English girls often being mistaken for dead.”
Suddenly I realize why Austrian Peter wants to leave England.
Better teeth , too.
Germans know it also. Various polls show anywhere from 75% – 90% of Germans believe the USA!USA!USA! is responsible for blowing up Nordstream.
Will the Germans finally throw off the yoke of American tyranny? Or, will they continue to suck Uncle Schmuels dick?
They’re slave’s to the EU and the EU are slave to Uncle Schmuel. Like us, they will have to fight their way out of it.
I’m guessing that they are well used to the Parmesan smell.
Ummm, the second one. Guaranteed.
Not that it matters, but I suspect that the USA supplied gear and support, but the actual perps were probably Poles, or Ukrainians.
That way the US Diplomatic Corpse can offer the Krauts solemn assurances that “we didn’t do it”. Pinky Swear!!!
Remember growing up when your parents taught you that you could never appease a bully, and the only way to get a bully to stop abusing you was to punch him in the mouth and then brutally beat his ass?
Kids today are not taught that, and the people in Europe never were…..
I had a very liberal/progressive office manager. While she was very intelligent, she was also incredibly ignorant. When she was first hired she was open minded and we had wonderful conversations where most times we would agree to disagree.
Then she slowly turn into a closed minded angry about everything little prog.
She used to crow about how the EU was virtually energy independent and had shut down all their oil refineries, nuclear power etc etc etc and were virtually green power.
I tried to explain to her that the EU was getting all their energy from the Dark Lord running Russia.
NO NO NO NO!!! Look here at this article at http://www.braindeadliberalprog.com. GREEN ENERGY!
OK, what the fuck ever. While I was correct, it’s still so sad that the people of the EU are used as pawns and they are the ones who will suffer greatly, before we’re told by the gov and media we collectively scream to end the Dark Lord by killing all Russians.
Who in turn will kill us.
While those that push for this war to end all wars sit in their bunkers.
What’s the deal with the Miley Cyrus blow up doll?
The original article had the authored-by line as: “BY FRED REED* (posing with a European)”
Not sure the point or purpose of this pretty vile article. We should encourage our fellow peasants to wake up and rise up with us, to fight the global cabal, who are pushing for the much-deeper and stronger enslavement of humanity. No?
It’s harsh and it’s true. Therefore it is funny (at least to those not the butt of the joke).
It’s purpose and point are to use blistering mockery to embarrass or shame the target into waking the hell up, stop believing “green” fairytales, and force a change in their respective governments.
The article does raise two serious points: 1) it’s unlikely to work;
2) it makes clear how close US hegemony is to the desired NWO.
>>>it makes clear how close US hegemony is to the desired NWO.
This is a point which American “patriots” need to understand, particularly if family members are contemplating joining the US military. The good ol’ USA, whatever its former virtues, is over. For a young person to serve American “defense” interests today is to serve GloboHomoSchlomo. They might as well lick Lord Rothschild’s feet, and hope they live to collect some “money for college”, and VA benefits.
To borrow from Ann Barnhardt, if we go to a full-on kinetic WW3, the worst possible outcome for humanity is a victory by the Washington Regime.
No, Europe is going to collapse…
The truth hurts…
Fred went AWOL for awhile, good to see he’s writing again.
unz.com had it right last week, that the US has now defeated Germany three times in the last 100 years.
I think his eye has healed.
more accurate to say we defeated them 2x & what is going on now is just a continuation of the 2nd defeat–
we’ve never allowed them complete freedom since ww2 —
Since WWI
machinist,
i was so quick to reply that i did not stop to think but you are correct–
He thinks DC is calling the shots? Biden is the King? This regime is dumber than all of Europe combined. Puppets following orders from Davos WEF maybe.
I suspect it’s the other way around as The British Crown directs DC. I don’t know for sure but I reject the premise that DC puppets are calling the shots. They just to stupid.
Im with this, Davos et al has declared war on carbon energy, could not be more clear for years now. If biden blew the pipes it is obviously because he was ordered to do it. Weather Brussels or London, they own his ass.
Have ya’ll seen the announcement that OPEC is going to cut production by 1.5 – 2 million barrels per day?!
OUCH!! I think this is going to have a bad effect on a lot of cunt-trees, especially Germ Any.
Fortunately, the USA will not be effected. We don’t need no stinkin’ Arab oil (we still have several hundred gallons left in the Strategic Oil Reserve!) . Nevertheless, Joe Biden said he is “concerned” …. yes, he really said that. As such, he is going to put the world’s foremost oil expert in charge of finding a solution …. a former executive-scientist-guru for a company called Burisma. Full details not yet know except that this expert’s first name is Hunter.
Yup, and I’m laughing my keister off. Looks like the Saudi Prance just swung that bad boy schlong around once or twice and FJB boke a sweat.
The ballz in your court, Biden.
“It’s comic. You are so stoopid!”
Ha ha! Fred mispelt stooopid.
“… camp follower …” those ones named after pimp General Jposeph Hooker. Camp of the Saints is an amusement park diversion/distraction set up & operated by the Camp of the Taints.
rins,
how you making out?do you have your power back yet?
No power.. This is getting old quick. I do have a generator that we fire up at night. It is now getting cold at night but we’ll manage. Seeing a lot of trucks on road fixing wires from Vermont. I always gives those fellows a thumbs up. Staying outta their way is best thing I can do right now. It would nice to have power but I don’t want to rush them. Want those guys to all go home in one piece.
They say that things should be made right by Saturday. We’ll see, but to be honest I am a bit skeptical of that timeline working out. The neighbour next to us has a whole bunch of trees on his lines and as consequence the wires going to their house are still on the ground buried under a bunch of brush.. That is going to cause some problems getting everything back online. Our abode is not damaged really. The electrical is intact so once the wires are string we should be good to go.
Not good but not bad either. We are pretty much unscathed, thanks be to my Lord! Sure am glad that I replaced the windows in our cottage last year. The old ones wouldn’t have held up in that wind. Can’t imagine what it was like with Ian. 110 mile an hour winds are fast enuf, thank you very much.. Those windows in those winds would have broke inwards and once that happens, and the wind is inside, well, bad things happen..
Hoping that everything is on track for Monday, our Thanksgiving Day!
Saying a prayer or two to Odin,
RiNS
But,but,but, look at the bright side! The climate will benefit.
Ouch.
It is now better to be an enemy of the United States than a friend. At least an enemy has some sort of independence. A friend of America has none.
Pray for the coldest winter in recorded history. A little pain might bring them down and a brighter Spring.
Inbred bacteria, Retarted opossums. 😆 Ouch