FIRST RETARDED SENATOR?

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43 Comments
Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
November 4, 2022 10:11 am

Yup, Festerman is a retard.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
November 4, 2022 11:04 am

Thank you for “Festerman”. Ha ha.

He’s a threetard.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 4, 2022 12:59 pm

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” ― H.L. Mencken

(Or political office, generally.)

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Aunt Acid
November 4, 2022 7:24 pm

PA senate candidate put out a statement reminding people
that “Fetterman” is the name of the doctor who created him,
not his actual name.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 4, 2022 8:58 am

It’s about humiliation. Mockery.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 4, 2022 10:13 am

Yes it is.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
November 4, 2022 11:58 am

The final step is to run a candidate in a coma, … or a corpse. Do not doubt that they’ll do it. They want you to know that you are “voting” for a puppet whose strings are held by people not on the ticket.
They want you to know that your vote does not matter because those string pullers will be there pulling the strings regardless of the candidate they present to you.
To all of the “vote harderers” out there — this is them pissing in your mouth so that they can listen to you gargle “moar pleez”.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 4, 2022 1:00 pm

Oui.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 4, 2022 1:03 pm

Just run an actual corpse, like Democrat dead “voters”.
.

https://genius.com/Todd-snider-talkin-seattle-blues-lyrics

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
November 4, 2022 8:58 am

I don’t know if we can ever point to the first retarded senator, there have been so many. Biden underwent brain surgery and never regained the 1/2 wit he had before.

KJ
KJ
November 4, 2022 9:02 am

First Retarded Senator? Bank on it. The Democrats are going to cheat by mail in Philly and everywhere else they can get away with it.

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
  KJ
November 4, 2022 2:13 pm

Replaced within 6 months by his marxist mestiza wife by Gov Shapiro. That’s always been the plan & why Badfinger told her she would make a great senator.

He didn’t misspeak anymore than when he said they assembled the greatest vote fraud organization possibly.

Chester
Chester
November 4, 2022 9:03 am

Just one more in a long list of retarded senators.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
November 4, 2022 9:07 am

Goes well with a retarded president, I guess.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
November 4, 2022 9:22 am

That is an amazing head.

Chuck
Chuck
  hardscrabble farmer
November 4, 2022 10:29 am

Which one? Dude’s a real-life Zaphod Beeblebrox

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Chuck
November 4, 2022 1:06 pm

The polling place at the end of the universe

James
James
November 4, 2022 9:33 am

Fetti or ozzie?!

Again,write in “Fettermans Bump”,will do considerably less damage.

Iggy
Iggy
November 4, 2022 9:49 am

Never underestimate a Democrats self serving stupidity

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iggy
November 4, 2022 1:12 pm

He’ll bury himself, but Dominion will resurrect him.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 4, 2022 10:28 am

Alright, Auntie will grant Festerman the honor of being the first retarded candidate for US Senate.

However, Auntie would also argue that senile, organic brain syndrome or Alzheimer suffering persons are already members of the august* legislative body among them senators Leahy, Feinstein, and Grassley.

*Augean stable-like.

B_MC
B_MC
November 4, 2022 10:37 am
Ottomatik
Ottomatik
November 4, 2022 10:40 am

He sounds a lot like Joe Biden with his incoherent rants.
It cannot be an accident.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ottomatik
November 4, 2022 1:15 pm

He actually sounds like the aftermath of a car accident.

“Rage Against The Turn Off The Machine”:

Dark humor for dark times.

Marky
Marky
November 4, 2022 11:21 am

What is John Fetterman talking about?

Isnt it obvious? He’s talking about 1987 UUUH footbal… camp and the thing in High School being there and doing things not being there.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Marky
November 4, 2022 1:01 pm

Finally an individual skilled in translating Retard. Excellent, Marky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Marky
November 4, 2022 6:28 pm

Huh
I didn’t know babble taught how to understand retardese

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
November 4, 2022 11:42 am

More vegetation running for high office…will vote fraud get him in?

Machinist
Machinist
  pyrrhuis
November 4, 2022 1:49 pm

Probably, if equally retarded voters don’t cut it.

Todd Packer's Mentor
Todd Packer's Mentor
November 4, 2022 11:46 am

“In 1986….”
If you would have told teenage me in 1986 that even 1% of the bullshit that we’ve seen since then was actually going to happen, I would not have believed you.
And we keep finding new lows, a new bottom of the barrel, every single day. Incredible.

CrossingTheRubicon
CrossingTheRubicon
November 4, 2022 12:28 pm

Fetterman speaking sounds like a retarded Obama.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  CrossingTheRubicon
November 4, 2022 2:05 pm

Minus the charisma.

CrossingTheRubicon
CrossingTheRubicon
November 4, 2022 12:33 pm

Or if Fetterman loses the Senate seat he can have a future as Biden’s 2024 VP pick. Ultimate anti-impeachment insurance.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  CrossingTheRubicon
November 4, 2022 1:04 pm

U.S. ambassador to the U.N. would undoubtably be the perfect job for Festerman (, should PA’s Dominyon “voting” systems not work as advertised.)

Treefarmer
Treefarmer
November 4, 2022 12:45 pm

I’m ashamed to say I have three partisan in-laws who will be voting for this brain damaged leftist. His agenda was insane even before his brain short circuited. We haven’t lived in PA since 1996. If PA elects Fetterman, the people who live in that state deserve to circle the drain. Unfortunately, he’ll be in a position to bring the rest of country down with his constituents.

Empty
Empty
November 4, 2022 2:00 pm

I can’t decide. We know regardless, he’s not a Mensa member and quite far from it. But the guy had a stroke, so at least give him a break on the way he speaks. If he stands for something stupid, which he does, take his ass to the woodshed, but when he babbles and mixes up words, that’s different.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Empty
November 4, 2022 2:57 pm

If he were just your neighbor talking to you from the porch you’d have a point.

He’s running for Senator.

Public figures are fair game for mockery and derision.

Trust me on that.

Empty
Empty
  hardscrabble farmer
November 4, 2022 6:05 pm

I guess you didbn’t get me then. No problem. Of course, if given the choice, I wouldn’t vote for either of those fuckers. But one of them has to win, unfortunately.

Tom
Tom
November 4, 2022 3:58 pm

You mean “wanna-be senator”.

Put a fork in us
Put a fork in us
November 4, 2022 6:23 pm

I really have a hard time wrapping my brain around his supporters who stand their with signs cheering every guttural utterance. I mean come on! How can you get excited about a 49 year old dementia patient? Someone should take a close look at who his team are because that is who will be running things.

In other news …….Cash Me outside girl is giving a lecture at OXFORD.