Submitted by: aka.attrition
Source: NASA
“Nasa’s mega moon rocket Artemis 1 launches successfully, lifts off to the moon (and beyond). During #Artemis I, Orion will lift off aboard the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and travel 280,000 miles (450,000 km) from Earth and 40,000 miles (64,000 km) beyond the far side of the Moon, carrying science and technology payloads to expand our understanding of lunar science, technology developments, and deep space radiation. Through Artemis missions, NASA will land the first woman and the first person of color on the Moon, paving the way for a long-term lunar presence and serving as a stepping stone to send astronauts to Mars. We are going.” – More: https://www.nasa.gov/artemis
Uh-oh, here we go….
Yep. Grab some popcorn, entertainment on the way…
Nah.
I’m guessing people here have Moon Fatigue.
I’m moon walkin right the fuck out of this one. I’m only wearing ankle highs.
Nixon did it.
Unmanned of course.
I would rather they bring back drawing and quartering ,than “space travel ” fantasies.
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Notice they don’t actually say ‘white men’ have been to the moon. Just that there haven’t been colorful women there yet.
ya, an affirmative action hire, what could go wrong???
L.
Well no matter what…as Buzz Aldrin said…he was the first man to take a piss on the Moon.
Buzz couldn’t lie to an eight year old girl, telling her the truth, “We didn’t go there.”
The natives are paying attention, distract them at once!
Silly goy, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Peace, L.
That’s exactly what this is, a distraction.
“We declared amnesty for ourselves, so move on!.”
Why are we spending money on this?
^This. x1000
“They” are not spending money on this. They are producing this nonsense via cgi and pocketing the money it “costs”.
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Golgafrinchan_Ark_Fleet_Ship_B
I sort of feel like I’m in outer space now, who needs a rocket?
Funny how all that technology and data from 50 years ago vanished like ancient aliens. Today, we start from scratch measuring radiation levels to determine if a manned moon mission is even possible.
Men never step foot on the moon by they’re own admission. All that shit happened in the Mojave desert up and around death valley way. It’s one of the biggest crocks of shit ever perpetrated on mankind. Certainly an Emmy award performance but just that, a performance.
Don’t tell Average Joe that. His father worked on the fake lunar module or something. He was in charge of the bronze-colored aluminum foil.
Thousands worked on stuff. My father-in-law was chief engineer at Rockwell on their part of the project. But NONE of them were allowed to see the full picture, and just because something got built doesn’t mean it went anywhere, or certainly beyond low-earth orbit.
“Through Artemis missions, NASA will land the first woman and the first person of color on the Moon, paving the way for a long-term lunar presence and serving as a stepping stone to send astronauts to Mars.”
This is not inclusive enough and involves way too many identifying pronouns. We need to have the first Tranny on the Moon…that is a real achievement.
Spiked heel prints on the moon by a black tranny astronaut LMAO 💰💰💰💰
The first lunar Drag Queen Story Hour is going to be fabulous.
So they’re going to the moon for the first time? I don’t know if I believe it.
7 rockets hit the dome – watch it. The last was the NASA’s. We never left the earth because it’s impossible. Ask Hillary. Operation Fishbowl.
I doubt many people if any have ever been in low earth orbit 💫 even. There were no people on board the Challenger when it blew 🌬 up
I’d be perfectly willing to give up the moon as Reparations. They could have the whole thing and rename it Wakanda. They could also take the pink, purple, and blue hairs along to pick their cotton.
With all this “First on the Moon” thing, everyone should check out Love, Death and Robots : Alternate Histories
Hilarious.
I see two things that raise questions.
Why is the camera/ship moving slightly left to right?
What angle of inclination from the equator is the trajectory? The moon, earth and sun are roughly in the same plane, so why does the trajectory look like it is ‘Up’ from the common plane?
J.J. Abrams would be proud of that lens flare!
https://screenrant.com/star-wars-force-awakens-lens-flares-jj-abrams/
I just saw a JJ shitfest called UFO. Utter crap.
What about the Van Allen belts!! Did we go to the moon? I kind of doubt it but I cannot PROVE we did or did not. Like everyone else I have an opinion. I watched some of the American moon movie the item that I found interesting was when some private company wanted to send unmanned probes to Apollo sites NASA said NO! Had the sites declared historical for “preservation” Why the sudden concern when they didn’t keep a lot of the historical records for the moon landings? You would think NASA would welcome it as it would convince a lot of people, not everyone of course, we had been there. So sounds like only NASA can go back to the sites
Pro tip: We never went to the moon. Was a pack of lies, like so much else we have been told. Watch “American Moon”, or read “Wagging The Moondoggie”, and they might answer some questions you may have!
They also would’ve sent chimps through the Van Allen Belt and, if they survived, they would’ve landed them on the moon before sending humans.
An absolute waste of money! We have zero business poking our nosey noses into outer space and attempting to explore planets and galaxies. That territory is God’s sanctuary and if He wanted up there snooping around, He would have given us permission to do so. Seems to me that with all the mishaps, delays, and other technical and mechanical problems, along with astronaut deaths occurring with the rockets at Cape Carnival we ought to be getting the hint. Stay Out!
Look at the numbers involved and the current technology that they claim can accomplish this. Absolutely not possible, incredibly ridiculous to think so. One must truly be a tv believer sheep to buy this nonsense.
In the interest of diversity, I nominate OJ Simpson to be the first black man to set foot on the moon (or even better yet, Mars!!) since his ill-fated mission to Mars in the Capricorn One movie back in the 1970’s did not fare so well!!
Saw it in person at Cape Canaveral. Cool! Personally, if you are going to blow a billion tax dollars in order to hasten the end of this system, or to distract people, I prefer it to be without killing anybody (like with vaccines or wars).
Nasa only got a far as a soundstage the first time and this one won’t be any different…
Bs fe
I can’t wait to see all the computer generated images of it’s spectacular trip around the moon.