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First
Then why are you second?
He meant the first Second comment.
I recently saw a survey which asked, “what is the most hated comment that people post?” and the top answer was “First.” So, I guess congratulations are in order.
Who cares?
All the comment racers in the FIRST COMMENT RACING LEAGUE care or they wouldn’t race & try to get the first comment. It’s just a way to have a little more fun annoying the boring Karens like YOU! 😆
Fail pun
Woo hoo. Happy Friday to all!
Before I start, I just wanted to take a minute to recall a good friend and famous Friday Fail contributor by the name of Donald Kammerzell. We knew him as Doctor de Vaca, or The Cow Doctor. It was nearly a year ago (Nov.30) that Cow Doc left us, and he is dearly missed.
When he showed up on TBP he jumped right in on Friday Fail and became a star with his great humor. On the occasion that he went hunting and could no be here for FF, you knew that something was missing.
With that said, I’d like to posthumously induct Cow Doc into the Friday Fail Hall of Fame. Along with him, I’d like to nominate BobP to join him. BobP is the straw that stirs the drink on FF. His great wit and humor brings in many page views, and adds to the TBP experience.
Congratulations to Cow Doc and BobP for all you have done, and continue to do, to make Friday Fail a great way to end the week. I salute you both, good sirs.
Hear Hear!!
I join you in hailing Cow Doc; he is dearly missed here. FF Hall of Fame is a great idea and inducting Cow Doc is a fine tribute.
I thank you for the nomination and will consult with the DNC on how to ensure enough phony votes to carry the day, but surely the second inductee has to be the honourable nkit, without whom the readers’ response section of FF would never have taken off. Of course, we would be remiss not to induct Jim, who, after all, created Friday Fail and continues to keep us laughing with his weekly uploads. He even managed to bring FF to us when he was sick as hell with covid.
There are others, past and present, also deserving on nomination–like, whatever became of Yancey? He was hilarious but simply disappeared. I won’t attempt to nominate anyone else because I’ll forget some deserving people, then they won’t vote for me.
I second that BobP should join CowDoc in the Posthumous FF HOF!
His advice helped to save one of my cows. He was kind, intelligent, helpful, and had a great sense of humor.
I will never forget his contributions and am deeply thankful that he somehow found this saloon.
I want to congratulate you as well nkit for all the great babe pics and comments. I’ve been following this site for a couple of years now and wish I had found it many years ago. I don’t comment much but I certainly believe this is the best forum for some no bullshit discussions. I nice to know there are other people like me who will tell you the truth rather you want to hear it or not and stand by what we say, as well as enjoy some good old fashion non-PC laughs.
Thanks for watching, Texas Red. I’m glad that you enjoy it. Please comment more often. It’s just FF, so no real shitfests..
RIP Cow Doc…
happy hunting.
I’ll drink to That!
I agree with all these wonderful thoughts of kindness for CW. I miss his wit and wisdom also.
Perfectly displays black work ethics.
Jeff Bezos is still trying to get his yacht out of Holland.
It’ll fit, keep going
Just need more speed.
Someone is about to fail his drug test.
A young BobP….
Whew, he broke the fall with his face.
I break lots of mirrors with my face, too.
Look on the bright side. He doesn’t have to go far to put ice on it.
Class act, dude.
I’m glad I’m not a woman or a fag. Being attracted to men is something I can’t fathom.
“I hope that’s not my whee–” were Luigi’s final words.
Free wheeling has a whole new meaning.
Everybody got a piece of the action.
I swear I didn’t touch her, officer. I have no idea how my teeth marks got on her bum.
Girl in the Pink Shirt: “Listen Carol, shut the fuck up!! I thought it was just a little dirt on the road, OK!!”
when life gives you lemons …. Neked Mud wrastling
Hey, darlings. I’ll be happy to tug you out if you’ll each give me a little tug afterward.
I’d need a down payment.
Camaro. Muddy red dirt road. Fate.
looks like any road in southern missouri after a little rain
Take your clothes off and start wrestling in the mud, and men will magically appear and help you out when you are done.
the actual thought process that resulted in this situation might be interesting…or amusing
After this embarrassment, Scar had to spend a year in Purgatory’s Angels.
I wouldn’t recommend these; they taste like shit.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Two yards over, 47-year-old Melissa, a woman who so regretted her decision to dedicate herself solely to her career and found herself alone and desperately lonely, put the gun to her head and beseeched, “God, unless you drop a man on my lap this very instant I’m pulling the trigger.” God delivered, and although both will spend months in hospital, we’re hopeful for a happy ending.
It never worked for the Coyote, so what made you think it would work for you ?
Biden on the economy ” We’re in for a soft landing”.
This would’ve been hilarious had the box not contained sulfuric acid. Gary’s skeleton was discovered by the security guard.
Don’t be so quick to judge your little slut, mom. I read just yesterday that adult sudden death syndrome is caused by tiny particles in the air. By the same logic pregnancy is caused by tiny sperms in the air. SCIENCE!
Eewwww
That is not an excuse to stop the left.
If this were West Virginia he’d still kiss her.
I get to fawn her next!
yes gurl, just pet that little nipper!
… and that’s how the beach got crabs.
That’s how I get crabs, too.
She leaves the most peculiar trail in the sand.
I thought a slug had trailed by…
For the life of me I can’t figure what kind of “faced” this is…..
sand…..no
yoga….no
stupid clutzy yoga sand-faced……
Unfortunately, nobody told Skeeter that the paint was still fresh.
Must be a democrat mother.
Looks cruel as hell but the little one had zero chance of escaping anyway.
“I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”
I gather he wasn’t in the lead.
… and then Mario saw that dirty bastard Luigi riding under the bridge, and knew the Godfather would pay him well.
Months later, Billy helped build the Verrückt water slide at Schlitterbahn Kansas City.
Hugo first
SKI-SLOPED
Not much different in the way they dealt with cars. A great trio of TV guys (for cars that is).
Having failed to get many hints across to his charades teammates, Gary hit on the perfect clue and they screamed, “Democrats!”
Up at the crack of Don.
That’ll put a damper on your dick.
Modern Art.
Morticia, come look at this .2 mg. gif knit posted.
“So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don’t even know that fire is hot.” ~ George Orwell
Why just hope that a fire might kill someone, when you can make SURE that it will?
In 40 yrs. your wish will be to return to this birthday wish.
Biden boarding air force 1
Too much cash in the briefcase threw him off balance.
Somedays the escalator walks on you.
DNC convention 2nd. floor.
Failing upwards.
Audiences have found the new Nippon movie Catzilla! to be a snooze fest.
This just in: Eduardo’s dick.
Unknown by Mr. Yamaguchi, Ms. Ishikawa was a 3rd degree black belt and turned and delivered a powerful spinning heel kick to his head followed by a front kick to his nuts. Upon awakening from his unconscious state, he was shocked to learn his name was now Mr. Monku or Mr. Bitch.
pole faced.
Another graduate from the Joe Biden school of bicycle riding.
He got full marks
He pulled a biden.
He also got full marks
Yet another day turned to facing a hard day on the road.
Biden-faced.
That had to hurt.
Whatever you do, don’t compliment her on her tits, unless you like being in traction.
Her arms are more developed than her tits.
Probably best not to speak to her at all.
Damn girl!
She hasn’t gotten used to the big finish yet.
Peter North brand conditioners were pulled off the market after this.
Newton laws can be painful.
Boing.
For every moron, there’s an equal but opposite moron.
A comebacker
Louisville slugger-faced! Hard!
Joe, you’ve crossed over. You’re one of us now.
He doesn’t have any more shit to fuck up. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
If that is how this coffee table skateboard trick is suppose to work…
then I’ll give him a 9.6
When his mother told him to take his shenanigans outside….
Covid jab face.