FOOD: A LOVE STORY PART 1

Guest Post by Hardscrabble Farmer

I’ve been eating food most of my life. I can honestly say that in more than sixty years I have never faced more than a few days without a bite to eat and then as a result of either sickness or injury. As an American it wasn’t something I really gave much thought to. In our home, as a child, the refrigerator and the cabinets were regularly filled, and if we were away from home at meal time we’d find something to eat wherever we were. It was the same for everyone I knew- friends and families, neighbors and classmates.

Sometimes I ate communally, in school and then the military, sometimes alone, but food itself, throughout that span of time was ubiquitous and affordable. I was unaware, except for a few exceptions like fishing and gardening done by my family, where all that food came from beyond the shelves of the grocery store. It wasn’t until we bought the farm when our children were young that we came to understand everything that went into the production and effort required to fill them up. The skills that were needed daily took years for us to learn, and the outputs depended upon far more than our efforts alone.

It is my opinion that what we have been doing these past years is something that is going to become far more common in the years ahead, like it or not. As the purchasing power of fiat currencies fall and the cost of fuel continues to rise, the realization will slowly begin to dawn those counted on the good times to continue forever, that perhaps they were mistaken. We are by the standards of the modern American Agricultural Industry, a non-entity. We raise poultry, sheep, hogs and cattle.

We have herding dogs and barn cats, a sugar house where we produce maple syrup every Spring. We care for gardens and pastures, orchards and ponds and host countless numbers of wildlife besides. We feed hundreds of animals and several dozen families including our own, but compared to the big producers we can hardly be called a farm.

I am by no means an expert on food and nutrition. I have no degrees, pursued no advanced training, and haven’t done much research beyond the experiences of the average Boomer. Growing up in a middle-class home on the East Coast during the 1960’s and 70’s provided me with access to a fairly wide variety of food. My parents tended towards the commercial, pre-packaged, canned and frozen assortments found in most grocery stores. We were brand loyal in our household; Pepperidge Farm breads, Mazzola oil, Wise potato chips, Coca-Cola and Hamburger Helper.

Both of my parents grew up with limited resources and multiple siblings and while they never went hungry, theirs was not the kind of life that allowed for visits to restaurants or epicurean indulgences. When you sat down at the table at my grand-parents’ home there would be a plate with sliced bread on it, a margarine container, a salt and pepper shaker and not much else. Your meal was made up on a plate by someone else and you ate what you were given and were expected to be grateful. It was a big deal to have meat or chicken, so fish and pasta were often the main course and those portions were not the kind that led to leftovers.

As my own parents began to slowly climb the socio-economic ladder and earn more than the monthly bills required, they tended towards stocking up the pantry and cabinets with things that had a long shelf life. We had Spam and Underwood Deviled Ham spread, jars of pickles, sardines, and cans of tuna fish. There were always backup bottles of Heinz ketchup and French’s mustard, but rarely snack foods beyond pretzel rods and the occasional box of popsicles in the middle of Summer.

During the hottest part of August, the family would gather to shuck bushels of corn, shell lima beans, and blanch endless baskets of fresh Jersey tomatoes to put up for the winter, but that was the extent of our fractured connection to the self-sufficiency. We’d sometimes be lucky enough to go crabbing down the shore or fish for catfish on the banks of the Delaware River to add to our diet, but even game beyond an occasional brace of squirrel or rabbit, was more of a memory than a reality for us.

There were of course the treats I recall vividly, cotton candy at the annual American Legion carnival, raw clams at Denato’s on the boardwalk at Seaside Heights, delicate hand thrown thin crust pizzas at Conte’s in Princeton, and big sweaty mugs of ice cold Stewart’s root beer with a side of piping hot fries served up on a tray they hung from the driver’s side window of my parents car right before we went to the drive-in movies. Those memories stay with you no matter how much time goes by because there is something about food and satisfying our hunger that hardwires itself into the deepest recesses of our remembrance.

In my teens I took a job washing pots and pans at Western Electric in Hopewell, and in the months before I reported for basic training, I got up every morning at 4 am to get to my breakfast shift as a grill cook at Bob’s Big Boy on Route 70 in Cherry Hill, where I learned how to make perfect eggs, any style, in under 5 minutes. At Fort Benning in the summer of 1980, I came to understand the visceral nature of true hunger as I had never known it before and how to eat as much as I could as fast as I could get it down before the drill sergeants shouted us back out the door of the mess hall. At that time, we were still being issued C-rations in the field- gray boxes packed with canned meat, dry crackers, an occasional can of sliced peaches if you were lucky, and a small plastic packet which held a single freeze-dried coffee, a sugar packet and creamer and interestingly enough, a small package of toilet paper and matches.

I can’t tell you how many of those meals I ate during my enlistment but it was considerable. It was, perhaps, that experience that led me to actually think about food in a way I had never experienced before. Filling your stomach is one thing, savoring something delicious was quite another. While I served in the South, I took my free time to explore the local eateries that featured food that was very different from what I been exposed to in the past. Brunswick stew, hush puppies, pulled pork sandwiches with a liberal dollop of slaw. I ate my first Mexican food at Fort Bragg at a little dive on Victory drive called Pedro’s and became addicted to their fresh fried tortilla chips and salsa. While the military was pretty big on serving calories without much in the way of flavor, when they decided to put on a feed, like on Christmas or the Fourth of July, it was pretty spectacular.

Huge steaks with fat baked potatoes and sour cream, gigantic turkeys with all the fixings, lobster tails and drawn butter. It was the kind of thing that got you to thinking about how much better food could be if you could just find the right place at the right time. During my brief stint at Pratt after high school I had subsisted on a diet of bulgur wheat, brown rice, dumpster dived veggies from the Korean market on Willoughby Street in late 70’s Bedford Stuyvesant and little else. The army was a move up the epicurean ladder for me and for the first time in my life I actually began to put on some serious muscle.

During my 20’s once I’d left the service, I began to figure out how to cook for myself. My first dishes were things I had some experience with and which were, for a young man, the kinds of things I thought I should be eating; eggs, potatoes, steaks, lasagna, salads and sandwiches. My biggest extravagance in those days was to treat myself every payday to a meal at Peking Joe’s Duck House in Philly. I’d bring a book and a bottle of wine and enjoy the meal in a way that was hard to fully grasp. The spices that made up the menu were all new to me, star anise and ginger, orange zest and sesame oil.

Sometimes I’d treat myself to a whole Peking duck and take home the leftovers for the weekend, other times I’d go for the kung pao chicken or the garlic prawns, but every time I ate there, I knew I was getting something very special. They clearly loved the food they prepared and while they never showed it, I could tell they cared about their customers’ satisfaction with their dishes. By the late 80’s I had drifted into stand-up comedy and from there I travelled the length and breadth of a country I had previously only seen on the east coast.

I ate corn in Kansas. cheese curds in Wisconsin, Coney Island hot dogs, in of all places, Detroit. I learned a lot of important lessons about food having come to live exclusively on the output of dive bars, restaurants, diners, fast food joints and pizzerias. Never eat seafood in a landlocked state ( a very funny joke based on a very unfortunate experience), avoid restaurants on Mondays, and if the calamari comes in only those little circles, it’s not really calamari. I began to pick up a lot of smart eating habits as well. I wouldn’t eat anything until after I worked out- unless it was a travel day, but I could drink all the water- with fresh lemon squeezed in- I wanted.

No eating after a show, no snack food ever and when I was off for a day, I’d always check the local newspapers in whatever town I happened to be in and find a church supper for a real stick to your bones, family style meal that reminded me of home. The people were always nice, the food was always filling and it reminded me that life was more than just another town along the road.

During that part of my life, I went to whatever restaurant I wanted in whatever city I happened to be in, with whatever girl I was with at the time. When you have no real obligations financially, you’re making a decent income, and you’re trying to impress your date, the last thing you worry about is the cost of a meal, so I stumbled into the world of real chefs and wine pairings . I learned a lot more about food during that time than I did in the first thirty years of my life and ate an extraordinary number of unusually well-prepared meals.

I noticed the difference between a salad bar plate and a serving of arugula and roasted beets and learned enough to realize just how much I didn’t know at all. There wasn’t a specific moment when I began this trip back to being the source of my own sustenance, but I recall some moments vividly; the very first chopstick load of ahi poke, a small toast with a smear of creme fraise crowned with a glimmering spray of Sevruga caviar and a flute of icy cava. Dry aged beef and pommes frite with just the right amount of fleur de sel.

They made me think that maybe there was something to the difference in quality of really good food and what I’d been eating in the past, not only in its presentation and visceral enjoyment, but in where it came from and what went into producing it. And while it took me another decade to finally make the move and go all in as a neo-agrarian in the post-modern world, we somehow managed to get here. We’re not just consumers anymore, we’re the producers.

I spend my entire day feeding things, herds and flocks, neighbors and friends, the forest and the orchards, the secret world of soil, my family and our dogs. Every living thing finds a way to satiate its hunger and in the natural world the meal never ends. I’m the slaughterman and the butcher, the sous and the chef. I am the one who cures and smokes, dries and distills, ferments and pickles, and in the end, I am the diner as well. I think about every bite and know where it comes from in a way 98% of my fellow Americans will never experience and while it is work, hard work, it is exceedingly sweet.

We’ve grown accustomed to the idea that food will always be available, in mind-numbing varieties regardless of the season, and remain relatively inexpensive. Many would be surprised to know that this is not the norm, that through most of the world and for almost all of history it has been anything but. In times past- in fact in times current, most people have had to participate in the production of their daily sustenance in some form or another. If historians can be believed we have lived in a perpetual state of hand to mouth for upwards of 1.5 million years.

Our current state, particularly in the Western World has seen that alter dramatically in just the last century or so. If it weren’t for the industrialization of the last two centuries and the advent of the age of oil, we’d be eating the same kind of diet enjoyed a thousand years ago. We think nothing of the luxury of being able to eat ripe blackberries, airlifted from Chile in the middle of February, or any number of specialty foods from around the globe offered at almost every grocery store, daily.

The slow implosion taking place socially and politically has illuminated some of the flaws in that thinking. The term supply chain has become familiar to people who previously assumed that anything would be available anywhere, whenever, and for a low, low price. It is only now beginning to dawn on them that they are entirely dependent upon a ponderous chain, its links forged by countless others. There is an assumption that this sudden rise in prices and scarcity of certain items, the shrinking packages for an increasingly higher cost is an aberration, a blip which will pass shortly rather than to become the new normal.

Here is a fact; human beings eat food. Here is another; fewer than 1 person in a hundred produces the food the other 99 depend upon daily, at least in our corner of the world. Any rational, logical and reasonable person can see that such a ratio is seriously amiss and that there must be some kind of mistake. And there has been, a very serious and potentially catastrophic one that looms just over the horizon for 100% of us.

In Part Two I will try and address that problem and present a possible solution before it becomes impossible.

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136 Comments
Stucky
Stucky
November 29, 2022 7:27 pm

First!!!!!
…. be back tomorrow to comment ….

James
James
  Stucky
November 29, 2022 8:06 pm

No comment/doesn’t count!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
November 30, 2022 6:24 am

“No comment/doesn’t count!”

“What Difference At This Point Does It Make?!”

Iggy
Iggy
  Anonymous
December 1, 2022 8:12 am

Easy Hillary@bengazi.

idaho
idaho
November 29, 2022 7:44 pm

Its not just growing/raising your own family’s food…..its about being as self sustaining as possible for almost everything, and being able to produce, build, and barter for the parts sustaining that you cannot do. The Achilles heel is property taxes. You must sell something, or work for money in order to pay them. Im in a cold area, and still there is a whole lot of off grid families, and some “Galt” types living here, so it can be done.

i forget
i forget
  idaho
December 1, 2022 3:28 pm

It can be done by the types that can do it. The typist/s & the typing precede the type. Don Knotts, or a black woman, will never be 007 – no matter what follow-on editors “scratch out” & re-type in.

Machinist
Machinist
  i forget
December 1, 2022 6:03 pm

Elite or pica?

i forget
i forget
  Machinist
December 1, 2022 9:31 pm

When I was a little lad trying to control what I hoped I could, it was longhand-print elite to some multiple – say 24 cpi.

As I grew bigger & the Pace got more & more Picante ~ OPECa was pretty elite in the 70’s ~ I took up more & more room on the shrinkflating page.

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What the old Remington electric was I do not know.

What the much older Remington manual packed away is I do not know.

What each person is is so teeny-tiny dense it takes an electron-scoped Remington to see it & what it took to write it I do not know.

But deciphering languages is fun.

But when Turing solved the one he mighta ended better if he’d just moved on to the next one.

Which maybe he did.

The old ‘careful what you wish for.’ The old ‘who typed this damned story’ … & why am I compelled to embody/recite these lines?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  i forget
December 2, 2022 6:54 am

“why am I compelled to embody/recite these lines?”

For the rest of Us.

P.S. Thank You.

Jim
Jim
November 29, 2022 7:47 pm

This essay is one for the ages. Very well done!

There (wait for it….) could be a book in this….. which I’d be happy to purchase.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jim
December 1, 2022 8:33 pm

In my boot, camp, we lined up by height, and filed into the mess hall by table. When the table was finished (or not) they’d make you go stand outside in formation until the rest were finished.

I was the tallest, so I always got first in the chow line. I’d go get seconds, and sit at the second table to finish, then I’d go back for thirds and sit at the third table. Either they knew and let me slide, or they never clued in. If you took seconds and went back to your original seat, you would not get the time to finish. Needless to say, the only utensil we used was the big spoon.

Today, and this has happened to me for years, I often stop in the middle of a meal and wonder how much longer this will go on?

Hunger is man’s natural state, not cheap, high-calorie food, available and cooked for you, 24 hours a day.

ken31
ken31
  Anonymous
December 1, 2022 9:08 pm

I don’t even remember eating in basic training, but I did have my brain scrambled not long after it. In boot camp I remember they hardly ever let us sit down long enough to even stuff our face. I am always surprised how lean I was when I see my P.I. graduation photo. I remember spending a lot of time on the quarterdeck to get that 2% body fat physique.

Military chow from best to dog shit is
1) Chair Force
2) Navy
3) Army
4) USMC

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
November 29, 2022 7:57 pm

Damn. I’m hungry.

Went to a Farm-to-Fork dinner once with tables set up in the middle of the fields, with twinkle lights, wait staff, wine, the whole works. The setting was beautiful and the food was incredibly fresh and amazing. They educated us about the farm prior to the dinner. It was the best dining experience I’ve ever had…very romantic too.

I don’t grow my own food, but have easy access to farmers who do. Just hoping they can stay in business and not let the property taxes run them off.

Have been experimenting with gluten-free baking to get it to taste just as good as the non-GF versions. Problem is the specialty flours are very expensive…and I don’t know any farmers who sell these flours.

James
James
  Abigail Adams
November 29, 2022 8:11 pm

“I don’t grow my own food”,tis why you support the locals that do with monies/services ect.,tis a two way street.

As for specialty items buy in bilk in you can maintain them,tyrade for other food goods.

Will take time but we CAN do this!

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We have done it for eons!

JimN
JimN
  Abigail Adams
November 29, 2022 11:19 pm

I bake a 1 pound loaf of sourdough bread once a week. I use King Arthur Baking’s Bread Flour because of its higher protein and gluten content. I use sourdough culture from either the Seale family that dates from the 1870s in Hamilton county, Texas or Carl Griffith’s sourdough starter (known as the Oregon Trail Sourdough). I use a bread machine, an Ed & Jean Wood’s modified bread machine recipe, and also commercial yeast because as James Beard observed, “Sourdough…is very unpredictable. You can get better results if you use yeast as well…” (as do most commercial sourdough bakers). I don’t understand the modern anathema about gluten.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  JimN
November 29, 2022 11:36 pm

I don’t understand the modern anathema about gluten.”

Not sure how old you are, but I know older people don’t understand the gluten-free thing. It’s usually people that have never gone GF for more than 30 days and experienced how much better you can feel without it.

I don’t have to be GF, but personally I feel so much better without it. My skin looks better, my asthma is better, my mind works better (no brain fog), have more energy, weight stays off easier with minimal effort, no inflammation, etc.

There are times that I’ll break down and eat foods with gluten. I always regret it as it makes me feel terrible.

Bottom line: Today’s gluten is not the same as our grandma’s gluten. But, I hear in Europe they have better quality gluten that doesn’t have the same effects as American gluten. My guess is that will end as the globalization of food takes over.

Sounds like you found a high quality gluten, though, so maybe you don’t feel what I described above.

VOWG
VOWG
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 7:18 am

no gluten, todays psychological boost.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 8:24 am

“high quality gluten”. Not even gonna. Discuss the different types of ‘Wheat’.

Not Long ago at all. HSF posted about…

Roundup Sprayed on Dozens of Crops Pre-Harvest

Many others, many places.

IF there is ANY left, by the 3rd day, my grandmothers’ lard based refrigerator dough is ’bout outta ‘Poof’.

Waste not. Want Not.

Pepperoni Rolls. WILL pile on the pounds in a hurry.

Just this year. The REFRIGERATED lard ‘looked’ funny. READ the ‘Ingredients’. WTH? Frantic, ALL the local stores….’Partially Hydrogenated’…ANYTHING. AVOID.

Time for another trip to Amish Territory. Of Course amazon has multiple sources as well.

Did ya visit the Hayloft? Too? 🤣

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Anonymous
November 30, 2022 1:00 pm

Glyphosate is deadly…

Gmpatriot
Gmpatriot
  Anonymous
December 3, 2022 6:56 pm

WE buy Amish Lard in 30# tubs 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gmpatriot
December 4, 2022 8:11 am

Storing Lard Without Canning or Freezing

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 11:15 am

I feel better when I avoid carbs in general and gluten in particular. A gluten free wheat is being engineered through CRISPR technology. I would avoid that like the plague. Here is an interesting article about why we have become gluten sensetive.

https://www.onedaymd.com/2022/11/why-have-wheat-and-gluten-become-so.html

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Mary Christine
November 30, 2022 11:34 am

Thank you, MC. It’s hard to get people to understand this. I’m working
on my parents right now. They complain of ailments (joint pain) and I try to tell them to go GF for at least 30 days to see how they feel. They think it’s nonsense.

Will send them the article.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 11:43 am

Sourdough bread never bothers me. I assume because it’s fermented.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Mary Christine
December 1, 2022 11:29 am

Fermented products are supposedly better for us — even soybeans, when fermented as tempeh, have far fewer problems for folks than when eaten as tofu …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
December 1, 2022 6:31 pm

Not supposedly.
Assuredly.
Eat ferented food often.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  JimN
December 1, 2022 8:22 am

Can you buy sourdough starter that dates back to the 1800s? I should look into that. It just sounds so cool.

I wanted to grow the potato variety “Ackergold”, for sentimental reasons. To perpetuate an old, rare variety, and pay homage to the potato that kept many Germans alive during WW I. Contacted that seed guy in Maine that keeps old seeds alive, but he did not have any left, and he is getting old and running out of funds and means to distribute, so his operations are smaller now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Svarga Loka
December 1, 2022 9:41 am

“Can you buy sourdough starter that dates back to the 1800s? ”

Rank Amateurs. Got some dated 3700 B.C. Cheap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourdough#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20oldest%20sourdough%20breads%20dates%20from,a%20few%20years%20later%20by%20archeological%20evidence….%20%22

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  JimN
December 1, 2022 11:26 am

From what I’ve read, our flour here in the US has a much higher gluten content than that grown in European nations … upwards of 10x as much.

Part of the issue, as I understand it, is that we use hard wheat for our bread whereas they use soft wheat … one is summer wheat, the other is winter wheat — and I’m a big unclear which is which.

i forget
i forget
  Anthony Aaron
December 1, 2022 3:31 pm

“Although the term “wheat futures” are widely used, there are actually different types of wheat with different characteristics. Some of the most common wheat types include the hard red winter wheat, the soft red winter wheat and hard red spring wheat futures.

Each of these three wheat types is cultivated in different parts of the United States. Hard red winter wheat is mostly produced in the state of Kansas and grows across the plains of Texas and South Dakota. Whereas, the soft red winter wheat is growth is produced in the eastern Corn Belt spanning across Missouri to Michigan.

The soft red winter wheat or SRW is traded on the Chicago Board of Trade (CBOT); where as the hard red winter wheat or HRW is traded at the Kansas board of Trade (KBOT). The hard red spring wheat or HRS wheat is traded at the Minneapolis grain exchange.

Each of the wheat grades are used for different purposes, most of them milled into flour for different uses.”

https://www.tradingsim.com/day-trading/wheat-futures

That’s the surface. But if you check under the hoods, a lot of s/tinkering has been done. Crop yields, & the follow-on crops those yield to “healthcare” farmers, you know.

For health, wheat pasts are prolly better than wheat futures.

brewer55
brewer55
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 9:38 am

Is that the one in the Tampa, FL area?

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brewer55
November 30, 2022 11:44 am

Brewer…are you asking about the Farm-to-Fork dinner? If so, the one I went to was in Colorado. If you ever have an opportunity to go to one, I highly recommend it. They also sent us home with a bag of fresh vegetables to make homemade salsa (tomatoes, onions, garlic, cilantro).

brewer55
brewer55
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 12:18 pm

I was mistaken in the name. Here is where I was thinking of. The owner, Alfie Oakes, was interviewed by Tucker Carlson some time back. A very interesting conservative guy. One of the main topics of discussion was how local, small farms cannot compete with what is coming in from Mexico because they are subsidized by their drug trade!

Homepage

Anonymous
Anonymous
  brewer55
December 1, 2022 7:30 am

” they are subsidized by their drug trade!”

Sounds about like Opium in China, Vietnam, (A brief interlude in Columbia to ‘Modernize’ cocaine production) and of course, Afghanistan. Correct.

Same. ‘People’.

Sorry! on a more relevant note…
https://livingnongmo.org/2021/11/18/gmos-and-heritage-corn-protecting-the-source-of-life/

And various’Experiments’ started well before.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 7:07 am

“homemade salsa”

What kinda Limes are they growin’ these days?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 11:23 am

As they’re discovering in parts of the EU, it’s not just the property taxes that are the worry — it’s their own governments that are shutting down their farms due to pledges to some sort of climate gods … and, in a bizarre twist, the people are actually letting their governments get away with it.

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you as Trump’s predecessor and his successor have fully shoved US under the jackboot of these foreign NGOs …

i forget
i forget
  Anthony Aaron
December 1, 2022 3:54 pm

The uses & misuses of “their own” (government) is a real, preceding, problem, too.

i forget
i forget
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 3:29 pm

Dunno hands on mine own hands, don’t think I have gluten weakness, but the logic of returning to early, un-trifled with grains, seems sound, worth the experimeditation. Einkorn, for one (ken mentioned, I think). Plus how far? Grind your own berries, maybe; surely nothing could be better quality-wise.

Glutes, otoh, often weaken with rosebud gathering wintertime declines, while appreciation for glutes in prime hasn’t weakened & I don’t think it ever will. (Like Amazon ideal prime, those big strong gals, might be imagined. Nothing at all to do with bezosjuice & that ilk.)

ken31
ken31
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 6:15 pm

I think some people who think they have a problem with gluten actually have a problem with glyphosate in the flour.

Einkorn wheat is an “ancient grain” and has a different gluten structure than modern varieties, but it has its own baking adjustments for that reason. Have you tried anything like that, Abigail?

ken31
ken31
  ken31
December 1, 2022 8:52 pm

I read the article on gluten and it sounds plausible. I have been meaning to give keto another try. I have had one stint that was miraculous, a couple that didn’t do much, and one in between bout with keto.

karalan
karalan
  Abigail Adams
December 3, 2022 6:22 am

Gluten is by no means the only problem with modern wheat. Have a look at ‘Wheat Belly’ by Dr. William Davis for a deep dive into the toxicity of this ubiquitous grain.

James
James
November 29, 2022 8:05 pm

Well,in part 2/lets get folks more educated on some basic food growing facts/easy starts ect..

That said,folks,look into what grows in your neighborhood naturally and pick and bloom.

I will say I could not grow critters to then eat them /beyond eggs ect../so/am glad others can cover these bases/can hunt and while feel a bit of sadness killing Bambi/fish ect. for my sustenance/others can do it.

I have said before and will say again, hope ALL folks learn to grow/raise something,we can then exchange with folks who have found their growing/raising niche locally.

Oh,and I still need to learn how to can!

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Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  James
November 29, 2022 9:27 pm

I have a feeling that Part 2 will pick up Archie’s suggestion of explaining how government overreach has destroyed it all (raw milk and all).

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Svarga Loka
November 30, 2022 11:18 am

Our neighbor across the road has 2 dairy cows. We help feed his animals with our hay and are growing alfalfa for them. He gives us all the milk we want. He has a similar operation to HSF’s farm but he just started a couple years ago.

Vigilant
Vigilant
  Mary Christine
November 30, 2022 11:55 am

Raw milk is the only milk worth drinking.

Iggy
Iggy
  Vigilant
December 1, 2022 8:15 am

I thought Raw milk causes spontaneous abortions?If so please ship it and give it away free to inner city welfare whores.

i forget
i forget
  Vigilant
December 1, 2022 3:55 pm

Being milked raw is the only bilk worth teat-wringing, the one true ringdings are sure.

ken31
ken31
  Vigilant
December 1, 2022 8:54 pm

I want to get a couple of dairy cows and goats. Probably year after next. I will still have my hands full building.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
December 1, 2022 9:18 am

Your neighbor across the road has TWO dairy cows?

See: Holy cows if the link comes through intact
.
“You have two cows” is the opening sentence of a series of jokes about different political & economical systems. Their humor is based on the description of the respective system, by using the analogy of what would happen to the eponymous cows.

You have two Cows

Explain Economics & Politics: Better Than Any Class

Strategy of certain political & economical systems, politicians, governments and companies at a glance! Or: What to do with two cows?

FEUDALISM
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

MILITARIANISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “Cowgate”.

BRITISH DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.

BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

ANARCHY
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to kill you and take the cows.

CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

HONG KONG CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your public-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows’ milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.

ENVIRONMENTALISM
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them. FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.

TOTALITARIANISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallo – centric, war – mongering, intolerant past) two differently – aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non – specified gender.

COUNTER CULTURE
Wow, dude, there’s like … these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Disney Capitalism
You have two cows. They dance & sing.

Martha Stewart Capitalism
You have two cows. After decorating them, you sell them because a farmer told you the price of milk might go down.

Ayn Rand Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell both so that you can invest in a new dairy company. After it does well, you sell you stock and buy a cow farm. After that does well, you take out a loan using cows as capitol and build a milk manufacturing factory. After making your milk the most sold, you sell the company and retire to Hawaii with your millions of dollars.

Californian Capitalism
You have two cows. They are happy.

Talking about cow, another term comes to mind: The so called
https://www.smart-words.org/holy-cow.html and their different meanings explained.

i forget
i forget
  Mary Christine
December 1, 2022 3:55 pm

Got Milk, Derry cow?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
December 2, 2022 7:06 am

“I will say I could not grow critters to then eat them”

If You get hungry enough, You’ll just be lookin’ for ANYTHING to eat. MEAT WILL be on Your mind. And Then? Ya Might ‘dabble’ in the art of ‘dry-aging’.

https://www.pawtracks.com/getting-started/why-dogs-bury-bones/

Swrichmond
Swrichmond
November 29, 2022 8:42 pm

While I greatly admire your story, should the genuine mass hunger event occur, you will not be able to defend what you have. Believing you can be self sufficient and left alone in a world of 8 billion people is a dangerous and sad delusion. However many armed friends and neighbors you have, you will be probed and reconned until a suitably large and well-armed force shows up to beat you. I don’t care how far off the beaten path you are.

WROL, you will put your skills to work for some master, or else.

Like it or not, we need a government we control. That is the only solution.

James
James
  Swrichmond
November 29, 2022 9:02 pm

” However many armed friends and neighbors you have, you will be probed and reconned until a suitably large and well-armed force shows up to beat you. I don’t care”

Perhaps”That said/will be a” fun run”:

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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Swrichmond
November 29, 2022 9:02 pm

I tend to agree with you. Ever watch the Walking Dead? That explains how society will work (maybe minus the zombies) when SHTF.

I have bugout place to go when things go south in the most dire way. It’s in the middle of nowhere. They have spent more money on security than anything else, I think. They are self-sufficient for the most part, but fully realize the dangers of being overpowered when people are starving. They have had many discussions of how they’re going to handle things when the time comes and what their red lines are. Their security is so tight, that I get nervous driving up unannounced. I always make sure they know I’m coming out so I don’t get shot!

That said, good on HSF for what he does. He’s living a healthy lifestyle for now and helps others too. When SHTF, we’re all going to be at the mercy of God. No getting out of that, I believe.

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
November 29, 2022 9:34 pm

True.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 7:10 am

“at the mercy of God.”

’tis infinite. ‘Free Will’.

“You will not surely die,” the serpent told her.

The 1st Lawyer.

“My name is Legion”
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Bible-Verses-About-Legion/
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Legion/

brewer55
brewer55
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 9:43 am

Having a preparedness mindset for over 14 years now, I’ve come to believe what you said more every day.

When SHTF, we’re all going to be at the mercy of God. No getting out of that, I believe.

Machinist
Machinist
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 6:21 am

I never use the term “go south”. Instead I use go, D.C.
When things go D.C. we’re fecked. DC’d
(DC can also be thought of as ‘Down the Crapper’.)

i forget
i forget
  Machinist
December 1, 2022 3:58 pm

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i forget
i forget
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 3:57 pm

The merc(ur)y, like the itsy-bitsy spider, climbs up the spout, down comes the reign & flushes the liquid metal terminator out. Just when Goldi gets the temp just right, the bears come home. Dang childrens’ nursery rhymes & stories.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 6:37 pm

When the SHTF, everyone unprepared will be dead 4 weeks.
That is 99.9% of everyone.
Bad water will be the killer.
LifeStraws!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
December 4, 2022 8:11 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Swrichmond
November 30, 2022 8:33 am

“we need a government we control.”

Never Happened. Never Will. ‘People’ historically flock to the places where they can ‘Get’ as much as possible. With the least amount of Effort possible. Various methods are ’employed’, 🤣

Think they are called Cities. ‘govt.’ ensues.

Look. Listen.

Truly, ’tis the ENDING of the PRETENDING.

Peter Horry
Peter Horry
  Swrichmond
November 30, 2022 9:18 am

“However many armed friends and neighbors you have, you will be probed and reconned until a suitably large and well-armed force shows up to beat you.”

I strongly disagree with this. A suitably large and well-armed force HAS to be suitably led by a competent and functioning chain of command or it is lacking in the one ingredient that separates a mob from a combat-effective infantry company.

What will be coming out of the cities will be a starving, feral mob. Hungry mobs don’t “probe” or “recon”.

Waiting for them in the countryside will be death at the hands of well-armed local men, many of them combat veterans, linked by kinship and culture, who are defending their families and their societies and who have the ultimate home-field advantage.

I wouldn’t bet the farm on the mob. And if I’m wrong, it will be a good day to die.

Vigilant
Vigilant
  Peter Horry
November 30, 2022 12:03 pm

True, Peter. It’s not the hungry mobs who would be able to defeat all of the well armed communities, but rather it’s the government that is the main concern. Some “domestic terrorists” are a higher priority target than others.

Swrichmond
Swrichmond
  Peter Horry
November 30, 2022 6:03 pm

What will be coming out of the cities will be a starving, feral mob. Hungry mobs don’t “probe” or “recon”.

No, but the South American gangs currently infiltrating in large numbers do.

brewer55
brewer55
  Swrichmond
November 30, 2022 9:41 am

Perhaps you are correct. And, perhaps too many post-apocalyptic novels?

B. Les White
B. Les White
  Swrichmond
November 30, 2022 10:12 am

you clearly have never been to Marc’s farm. The pitch on the driveway alone would exhaust most Americans on their “best day”.

in your scenario, a large army appears at the base of Mt. Marc, charge up the hill, overrun the defenses, and then do unspeakable acts to the animals. Without food and comms, how does this roving mass feed itself between raids? how do they organize? sure, there will be small groups of people trying to pillage and plunder, but small neighborhood orgs and well guarded and prepared properties will always have the advantage on hungry hunter gathers

Vigilant
Vigilant
  Swrichmond
November 30, 2022 11:58 am

Executive Order 13603 will be enforced, confiscation of anything that a human or animal can ingest.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Vigilant
November 30, 2022 12:16 pm

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.

-Seneca

Vigilant
Vigilant
  hardscrabble farmer
November 30, 2022 12:33 pm

Good quote. I’m thinking along the lines of technocracy, our enemy using high-tech weapons against the populous, weapons that make an AR-15 look like a toy by comparison.

That said, I don’t think that we should give up or feel defeated before or during being faced with the coming challenges. We should do our best at all times. We have more power than most of us realize.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Vigilant
November 30, 2022 2:47 pm

No matter what may occur, the vast majority of us will escape that kind of end. The most committed genocidists haven’t put a dent in the human population and most of them- at least in the last century- were really committed. Nowadays you’d be hard pressed to build up that kind of a workforce to do the really dirty work.

And everyone, regardless of what side they might take, still has to eat. Kill all the farmers, everyone starves.

I’ll take those odds.

Vigilant
Vigilant
  hardscrabble farmer
November 30, 2022 3:20 pm

Biological weapons are actually more practical.

Although past genocidists (is that a word?) may not have put a significant dent in world population totals, with the opening of the 4th seal in The Revelation one quarter of the earth’s population is killed. In a following chapter one third of the earth’s total population is killed. That’s half of the world’s people.

I’m not interested in arguments concerning whether or not the Bible is true, I’m simply stating my point of view that at some point we will see major genocides. I am not looking forward to this. I do believe that there will be a remnant that survives the death and destruction, although further culling will take place with the implementation of the MOTB.

Although I believe that The Revelation is true, I also believe in free will, and that humanity can prolong the inevitable by standing up for ourselves and fighting tyranny. We are quite a sorry lot if we give up without a fight.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Vigilant
December 1, 2022 12:10 am

“at some point we will see major genocides.”

Shame that only the gazillion unvaccinated, undocumented ILLEGAL ALIENS will be here to witness.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
December 1, 2022 12:05 am

“The most committed genocidists haven’t put a dent in the human population and most of them- at least in the last century- were really committed.”

Few more years than a century, maff not my thing.

https://at.fhsu.edu/the-spanish-influenza-of-1918-in-kansas

Plenty still out there and…The ‘Cure’ was worse.

This one features Heroin https://www.neatorama.com/2022/09/30/Treatment-for-the-Spanish-Flu-Could-Be-Worse-Than-the-Disease/

Swrichmond
Swrichmond
  hardscrabble farmer
December 1, 2022 6:23 am

I hope you are correct, and I genuinely believe what you are doing is nearly the best which can be done, but if this thing goes sideways real hard I’m afraid it won’t matter.

A similar fate awaits those rich people who have bought remote hidey-holes and hired private security. The private security will turn on you as soon as it becomes advantageous for them to do so. You know, mercs gotta merc.

Peter Horry
Peter Horry
  Swrichmond
December 1, 2022 9:57 am

I think you’re spot on in that last paragraph, SWR.

i forget
i forget
  Swrichmond
December 1, 2022 4:17 pm

Et tu? But I paid you! Your Brute’ness belongs to me! Property, man!

i forget
i forget
  hardscrabble farmer
December 1, 2022 4:16 pm

The banal workforce needs little force to do just that work. Last century was a pretty big dent. (This one ain’t just slouching toward Gomorrah, neither.) And them that was dented would tell you, if they could, it was the biggest dent there is.

The odds is giveth, & taketh ya away, too. But the gambler, with or withouy a system, like Bob, says “I’m a sailor!”

Yes, Bob. You have been, are sold.

Almost never do I not finish. But this all hat no cattle was a dnf:

https://i.insider.com/5542388fecad049e32bdc387?width=1200

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  hardscrabble farmer
December 1, 2022 6:41 pm

HSF, Lenin and Tse Tung killed the farners and everyone starved.
That’s the plan.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Colorado Artist
December 4, 2022 7:14 am

Clearly they didn’t kill them all or there’d be no Russians and no Chinese.

Genocides are a lot more like roulette than blackjack that way. It’s all about the odds.

i forget
i forget
  hardscrabble farmer
December 1, 2022 4:15 pm

I suffer fools more often in reality. Imagination? I’ll see your Seneca & raise your head off, one “kick-a-buck” at a time. But I won’t be sending posed pics of the ménage à tlanta.☻

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i forget
i forget
  Swrichmond
December 1, 2022 3:56 pm

Cue the redhead exposing the scientologist stockcar racer to the illusion of control (Days of Thunder.)

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Swrichmond
December 1, 2022 6:34 pm

Utter nonsense disproved thousands of tines throughout history.

i forget
i forget
  Colorado Artist
December 2, 2022 12:00 pm

What is utter nonsense disproved all those historical times?

Sly tease.

You are referring to history itself, right?

Even if stalwarts wrote history, instead of mere victors ~ chest-thump chumps ~ they could never get deep enough to record the actual whats whys hows whens whos.

“History” is narrative, in the same pejorative sense as the dreck that surrounds now. It is picking & choosing relativism. Its polished elevator-pitch … for the bridge from you to nowhere that you’d like to sell into a somewhere – or at least to someone else.

The everpresent now tells the whole tale.

If you have enough reverse engineer in you. Or poker player.

Fight Club: the utter nonsense of history disproving itself, beating itself to a pulp, shooting itself in the face, eternally recurring flat disc spinning in place its one lone song. “Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ …Rawhide” ∞

Anon
Anon
  Swrichmond
December 3, 2022 3:28 pm

You vastly underestimate the implementation of asymmetric warfare and both IEDs and remote detonation mechanisms. One man, properly equipped and prepared, can wipe out an army. Or at least a few brigades. A dozen then can truly change the tides of war.

More important, consider how the Vietnamese opposed and ultimately prevailed against Ghengis Khan. They were the only group that won against this tyrant via very sneaky methods. Punji pits as but one example.

Consider what might be a 21st century equivalent.

So no, we don’t need government control.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
November 29, 2022 9:07 pm

“Don’t eat seafood in a landlocked state.”

And don’t order Rocky Mountain oysters if you are a traveler from the East coast, think you know something about seafood, but have no idea what that is.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Svarga Loka
November 29, 2022 9:57 pm

Love me some Rocky Mountain oysters and have had lamb fries that are quite tasty, as well

ken31
ken31
  TN Patriot
December 1, 2022 9:20 pm

All I could taste was the breading.

i forget
i forget
  Svarga Loka
December 1, 2022 4:17 pm

Or from a Red Lobster, anywhere – even if it’s floating on a boat in the ocean. (Disgorged the Puka shells there twice.)

Am reading a Bourdain bio now. Maybe read his Kitchen Confidential. Or the very good Blood, Bones & Butter. You just might never eat in a restaurant again.

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Leah
Leah
November 29, 2022 9:08 pm

Thank you for writing this, HSF. The farms in my area keep shutting down. It’s sad.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
November 29, 2022 9:20 pm

A while back, I asked my Dad (born 1939) if, during and after the war, the neighbors in the little neighborhood of the small town where he lived actually helped each other. I envisioned a sort of very local barter economy (I give you some broccoli and you give me some carrrots) To my surprise, he said that, no, they didn’t, at least not when it came to swapping vegetables. And the reason for that was that everybody had the same vegetables all simultaneously. The last thing anybody wants is to be gifted cucumbers when you are already drowning in your own. The only thing the neighbors did was a type of friendly, social talk across the fence to compare how things were growing that year and maybe exchange a piece of advice. Nobody bought food at the grocery store back then. Grocery stores were for rich people or city folk.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Svarga Loka
November 29, 2022 9:29 pm

Good thing now is that there is time to stock up on items that will be useful for barter…

Coffee, tea, sugar, salt, chocolate, alcohol, ammo, gasoline, shoes (boots), tools, etc, etc…

I remember reading Alas Babylon and thinking about all the items you’ll need that you may not realize until it’s needed. The characters in the book forgot about salt…and realized how crucial it was for the human body. Since reading that book, I’m obsessed with making sure I always have plenty of salt on hand.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Abigail Adams
November 29, 2022 10:00 pm

AA – I buy bulk chicken and beef bullion cubes. They are great for adding flavor to rice, grits, corn bread and vegetables. Use them like you would salt.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  TN Patriot
November 29, 2022 10:06 pm

Great idea. I buy these in small quantities, but should probably buy in bulk as you suggest.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 7:15 am

A few cases of Bic™ lighters. 0z. for oz. (and minimal bulk)? Priceless.

If ya plan on ‘bartering’. How many people do You know that can start a fire?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 30, 2022 9:38 am

Yes that-salt by the tablespoonful for sale or barter at the “Flee” market, along with individual kitchen matches, small slices of soap, cigarettes sold one at a time, sewing needles, safety pins, water purification tablets. A whole tabletop full of small items that can be carried/concealed among the many pockets of your clothing, along with a piece of paper that states what you need that day. “I need potatoes and kindling, will trade a yard of thread and 6 matches”..

brewer55
brewer55
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 9:45 am

As I recall, they paddled over to a small island to get the salt that was plentiful there? That was a great book. I read it about 5 years or so ago and it has aged well.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brewer55
November 30, 2022 11:50 am

I read it about 5 years ago as well. If I remember correctly they were near the sea when they solved their salt problem. Every time I think about that book all I can think is, “Oh my God, can’t run out of salt!!” 😂

ken31
ken31
  Abigail Adams
December 1, 2022 9:22 pm

I am not about to try to stockpile chocolate or alcohol in this house.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2022 9:32 pm

Fantastic piece HSF

One of my visceral food memories is climbing into my sleeping bag, zipping it up over my head, and enjoying two whole MREs by the light of my headlamp during Mountain Phase of Ranger School.

I’ve done the fine cuisine circuit you reference, but nothing ever stuck with me quite like those two bags of soy-filled food-like slop in that sleeping bag–the only thing you’d get to eat at the end of 20 hours on your feet hoofing 100lbs of gear up and down mountains, dealing with know-it-all LTs backstab you and lose their minds over having to take a turn carrying the 240, and sweating all the water out of your body only to have to wear it in the cold of those mountain nights.

P.S. C-rations sound delightful compared to MREs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 30, 2022 7:07 am

Hunger is the best sauce, eh?

idaho
idaho
  Anonymous
November 30, 2022 12:23 pm

Did you do your training in the Carson Iceberg Wilderness? That was my old hang out. I would trailblaze from St Mary’s Pass over to the high altitude marine training base often looking for stuff the lost or left behind, and then take it home.

ken31
ken31
  idaho
December 1, 2022 9:25 pm

So that’s where all that gear goes.

Iggy
Iggy
November 29, 2022 10:29 pm

As a youngster I was intrigued that my family’s home was built on the land of a dairy farm . I would work on the small farm of a German swiss family from time to time . And I also worked for an old Italian man on his farm . Acres of plum tomatoes eggplant Italian horn peppers hot and sweet. Pumpkins and perennial plants for resale .He would tell me not to eat his ripe figs or blueberries lol.I also dug hard shell clams in Great South Bay ,caught bay scallops and blue claw crab . The farms are gone now the bay is pretty dead from runoff and algae blooms .Sad.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Iggy
November 29, 2022 11:16 pm

Maybe why depop is on the menu.

Tim
Tim
November 29, 2022 11:21 pm

Thanks for a great and timely post.

My Dad, born in Upshur Co WV 1938, ate steak for the first time when he was 16 and went to Richmond Va. to participate in a televised talent show where he played the piano. It was also the first time he had my favorite: oyster stew. I had to interrogate him to learn this. My grandmother had the common habit of never throwing any food away. At a restaurant, she would pack sugar, butter, jam etc. Like the Simpsons episode where after they bring grandpa home to his assisted living facility, he pulls out the beef jerky and slim jims he had collected and deposits them in a drawer filled with them. Hunger changes people and orients them towards food and its production. The best resource on food deprivation and behavior is the Minnesota starvation study post WW2. Though it was a voluntary program for the subjects, it forever changed their lives. Many later went on to become cooks, chefs or otherwise involved in food production and preparation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tim
November 30, 2022 7:26 am

” she would pack sugar, butter, jam etc.”

My mother did the same. Hotels as well. Bought shit she never used before, ’cause Coupons!

Been in many “All You can Eat!” TROUGHS Buffet’s, (Personal Favorite)
LOL’s (Little Old Lady’s) Loading up their ‘Purses’.

Petty Theft. Drives prices. Down?

Penny Wise. Pound Foolish. Crawl over a $ to save a penny.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tim
November 30, 2022 9:41 am

read the book “the taste of war” by l. collingham. It’s a little dry/ in sections but goes down very well.

robert (QSLV)
robert (QSLV)
  Tim
November 30, 2022 9:45 pm

Excellent show. Chronicles people in the wilderness approaching starvation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  robert (QSLV)
December 4, 2022 8:19 pm

I’ve had this book about 5 years and bought a few for close friends. A lot of the plants anyone, anywhere can grow.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 30, 2022 2:23 am

My mom has many positive traits. Being a good cook is not one of them. Since she had about 100 kids, the goal was quantity and speed. At least we have more variety now. Delicious TM apples are of the devil. Marc has made a good life for himself and his family. I’m jealous. He should be proud. Think about raising goats. They’re tasty.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
November 30, 2022 7:38 am

“Being a good cook is not one of them”

It NEEDS to be ‘Cooked’ to death!

The Pressure canning guides are STILL using data obtained Waaay Back When.

All the ‘state of the Art’ tech, especially ‘wireless’, GAZILLIONS squandered by
OUR govt?

Please.

The Vast Majority of ‘Extension’ Sites? STILL black & White. Drawings.

Leaves, etc.

However, There are STILL countless people on the web. From Everywhere, selflessly SHARING their acquired expertise, pretty much ANY subject imaginable.

The trick is to LEARN how to properly word Your search Term/phrase.

PLENTY of info on THAT as well.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
November 30, 2022 12:44 pm

When you have 99 siblings, you’re not picky about flavor. You just hope to get a morsel or two.

flash
flash
November 30, 2022 8:48 am

I’m old enough to remember the beginning of the goyslop market. Once upon a time, in the South, there was no fast food , only mom and pop cafeterias, which never opened on Sunday , mostly because the women still cooked huge Sunday dinners, with fried chicken as the staple, and there were laws against opening on Sunday.

My how times have changed and people, too. Fatter and dumber sufficiently covers the latter and I don’t know anybody who cooks on Sunday. They all want to eat out and don’t mind standing in line for an hour to getting their heaping helping of processed slop.

Looking forward to part 2. I’m guessing it will include the caveat ‘buy more ammo’ because fat and stupid suddenly becoming the fat, stupid and hungry will assuredly be a raging force to be reckoned with .

Machinist
Machinist
  flash
December 1, 2022 6:34 am

Yup, I remember the Blue laws.

flash
flash
November 30, 2022 8:51 am
brewer55
brewer55
November 30, 2022 9:37 am

Worth quoting:

Here is a fact; human beings eat food. Here is another; fewer than 1 person in a hundred produces the food the other 99 depend upon daily, at least in our corner of the world. Any rational, logical and reasonable person can see that such a ratio is seriously amiss and that there must be some kind of mistake. And there has been, a very serious and potentially catastrophic one that looms just over the horizon for 100% of us.

Up until you left for the service your background with your folks, and eating habits, sound a lot like mine. You ate what was placed in front of you and you finished it. Restaurants were a luxury and many times it was a Lums (south Florida) or a Royal Castle (like White Castle).

Very good read … I look forward to part 2.

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
November 30, 2022 10:18 am

HSF

You’re on a roll. “Fowl Play” was great and so was this food biography. I can’t wait to see Part 2.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
November 30, 2022 11:29 am

Two years ago we raised a couple of cattle. One for our neighbor and one for us. I remember the day we took them to the slaughter house. It wasn’t the first time we raised cattle but I was not there when the first one went to the butcher. They looked at us like WTF? Why are we here? I didn’t care for that butcher. We are going to go to a different one next year. We have 3 more we are raising. Entirely grass fed except Mark gives them a little treat a few times a week so they will come to him.

Our last one is still in the freezer. We ate the tenderloins. To tempting to keep them for long. They were better than any in a restaurant.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Mary Christine
November 30, 2022 11:54 am

I am so grateful for people who can give us meat. It’s not a job that I could do at all. I have a family of hunters, but I just don’t have it in me to participate. I can’t raise animals then eat them, so I gotta keep my distance and stay detached…because I love steak & don’t want to give it up. Just put me in charge of the vegetables.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 8:48 pm

Which is why I can remember the look they gave us when we dropped them off. I console myself with the knowledge that they never had to spend any time in a feed lot. Feedlot cattle live in horrible conditions.

ken31
ken31
  Mary Christine
December 1, 2022 11:01 pm

Inhumane. I finally figured out why pen riders tend to be assholes.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Abigail Adams
November 30, 2022 9:57 pm

That’s why a man who hunts and butchers his own game is a prize.

HockeyGuy
HockeyGuy
November 30, 2022 2:00 pm

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Although I never served in the military, nor do I consider myself a “foodie,” I too know a small bit of the good feeling of having my eating habits improve over adulthood as my financial situation improved, as well as having developed a deeper understanding of how miraculous our systems of food production really are. Growing up in the Midwest, we’d regularly leave the city and drive a couple hours through the country to get to our next closest relatives’ houses a couple cities away. I used to stare out the window at farms but not give them much thought. Reading this gave me a bit of appreciation, so thanks!

starfcker
starfcker
November 30, 2022 3:24 pm

My apologies for threadjacking, Hardscrabble. I normally try to mind my manners. But we’re at a moment of truth for all my fellow Tesla lovers here. They’re delivering 100 semis to Pepsi tomorrow. The stock is pretty much at a bottom. It’s one of those moments. I urge you to investigate if you have money in the markets. I’m not a believer in market fundamentals anymore. This is a massive exception.

splurge
splurge
  starfcker
November 30, 2022 4:16 pm

Good Luck!?

James
James
  starfcker
November 30, 2022 4:52 pm

I love Tesla,saw em 3 times last Spring/Summer!

I have been a fan for over 30 years.

Machinist
Machinist
  starfcker
December 1, 2022 6:40 am

It’ll be different this time. /s

RiNS
RiNS
November 30, 2022 9:59 pm

speaking of food there must be something in the water at Rotten Ron’s

i forget
i forget
November 30, 2022 10:07 pm

I have done a lot of hands on. A lot of it, most of it, glad its rearview & would prefer to never lap it, see it coming at me again.

Rather not slow down for the marketing team’s photo finish (Ken Myles … & the price it cost him), either.

(Too bad druthers lack the wings to fly me north for the winter. That’d be better than wlking, like Viggo & his son, with that one-shooter revolver, on McCarthy’s Road.)

Still, the list of things that 1 specialist, or so thereabouts, “does for” (it ain’t altruism, right?) 99 others will always be a much longer list than the one with my prints on it.

The life most live, depend on, emerges from specialization, division of labor. Those twin babes ought not be tossed with the lather-rinse-repeat laundering operation that has, yet again (never stopped, actually), aborted life in favor of death.

If division of labor, specialization, implodes, the exposure to that inclemency is going to kill a lot of people – people who almost certainly would not have been born & lived at all were it not for the centuries-long accretion & accumulation of that twin-babe beneficence/mergent.

Who will live longer & who will die sooner will not be the correct answer to a solved in advance equation or algo; it will be random. Which Hatfield pots which McCoy, & vice versa, will not be found in an actuarial table.

Drowning-desperation is infamous for taking others down with it.

Dead wo/men walking will make dead others, sure. But those won’t be the real threat that will come for kulaks on their farms.

The ones that truly precipitetd “white flight” from other now shithole places won’t have a problem turning attention to the hinterlands.

Downside of nationalism (not that there’s any upside) is just what all can be “nationalized.”

The real news for some may be that everything within the maplines is *already* nationalized.

The difference between potential (inventory) & kinetic (give it here – hand it over) is just, as always, perception. Or comprehension. Or synthesis. Or maybe just rose tintless honesty. Whatever.

The feedbag is the nucleus around which strongarm states & govs coalesce. Easier, +residuals, to farm farmers than to roam around plundering them.

If it gets that bad, farmers will work for strongarms, as usual, or be replaced by ones that will. There will be no shortage of ones that will.

The Yul Brynner Magnificent Seven was a movie. I liked it. But that ain’t what peasants (or cropmen, or husbandrymen) have ever got – or ever will.

And even gunned up croppers ain’t equivalent to gunned up gunners. Not then & much more so not now.

Go back far enough, past the luddites, & the Wells Machine reveals what his initials meant in the time before farmer farming came to dominate: Hunter Gatherer.

Machinist
Machinist
  i forget
December 1, 2022 7:04 am

Then he came through the door
like a breath of fresh air
running down isles
no discernible care
his trolly taking corners 
with two wheels in the air
the commotion of his motion
made me stop and think
and just for one moment 
our brains were in sync
I understood him, and this is a fact
his hunter gather genes
had came through intact
the shop was now a forrest
as he speared a loaf of bread
these were the thoughts
deep down in his head
coffee and pasta he gathered with speed
urged on by his primal need
the primal need to feed
speeding past zombies in every isle
in that place where only children, and shop assistants smile
he captured canned beans and soup
with one incredible leap
slam dunked then in the trolly
where they lay in a heap
supper noodles and biscuits
were now his to keep
I tell you this man would win
any supermarket sweep
he grabbed fish fingers and ham
with a side order of eggs
perpetual motion lived in his legs
right through the shop 
he ran unopposed
until he reached the checkout

that said position closed

and then behind the others, he had to quietly file

in that place where only children, and shop assistants smile

The Hunter Gatherer, by forty two

i forget
i forget
  Machinist
December 1, 2022 12:25 pm

Fantastic, Machinist. Gonna copy/paste this one.

And contra DFWallace’s suggestion to cogitate-cook something up that self-medicates you to a “better place” than the parallel check-out lanes “merely superficially” appear to be ~ to a kinder, gentler conservatism vis a vis the Bush(whacking)y human condition ~ this curative doesn’t hide in a spoonful of teeth-rotting (among other poisonous effects) sugar.

“Clean your room.”

Jordan Peterson.

Or Mary Poppins. In that Disney Flick ~ same initials as David Foster … & look what the medicine did for/to him ~ & all that good old wholesome Disney’s been doing after those Psst! Hey kids, the first ones are free!

On the track all those other guys seemed elements, same as berms, whoops, jumps. Costco on the weekend, or “free samples” days, seems just the same. As the world hurtle-turns “the world” can barely get out of its own way.

Maybe this place is not just metaphorically flat as last week’s pancakes.

And maybe self-checkouts ain’t just for selves checked out.

But that cashiered bottleneck *is* analogous to Ken Myles capitulating to corporate, via pal Carroll, to fake a photo op finish. Haul ass – & stop.

“At least I ain’t racin’ to a red light.” ~ Rust Cohle

Detective Rustin Cohle:
Transference of fear and self-loathing to an authoritarian vessel. It’s catharsis. He absorbs their dread with his narrative. Because of this, he’s effective in proportion to the amount of certainty he can project. Certain linguistic anthropologists think that religion is a language virus that rewrites pathways in the brain. Dulls critical thinking.

Detective Martin Hart:
Well, I don’t use ten dollar words as much as you, but for a guy who sees no point in existence, you sure fret about it an awful lot; and you still sound panicked.

Detective Rustin Cohle:
At least I’m not racing to a red light.

100 therapy still loosens me up.

ken31
ken31
December 1, 2022 6:15 pm

Good essay, HSF, I look forward to part II.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
December 4, 2022 4:52 pm

Great piece and very timely, HSF. Thank you!
I grew up on a 100 acre farm in Southern Indiana. My Dad and Mom suffered through the Depression and he wanted to make damn sure his 5 kids didn’t go hungry. So he raised beef cattle, hogs, kept enough milk cows to service the family and sell to the dairy. And he put in alfalfa and soybeans to keep the farm animals fed, while my Mom tended our large garden and canned for off-season.
Mom and Dad sold the farm when I was 7 and we headed to town, where Dad worked in a plant as a pipefitter. We bounced between town and country through my school years; sort of a tug of war between the two of them. But it was never the same.