True or Maybelline? – Trailblazing Orion Snaps Selfie With Earth, Moon

Submitted by: aka.attrition

Source: Extreme Tech

For the umpteenth time, is it Real or is it Maybelline CGI?​

Just over halfway through its 26-day mission, the Orion capsule has reached its greatest distance away from Earth. Previously, the Apollo 13 mission had held the all-time record: 248,000 miles. But at its farthest, Orion was 270,000 miles away from the planet’s surface. And while it was out there, it snapped this selfie of itself and the Earth:

Image: NASA

In the full image, you can see the Orion capsule, with the Earth and Moon in the background. At this moment, the capsule was 268,547 miles from Earth and 43,318 miles from the Moon, traveling at 1,679 miles per hour. Telemetry remains nominal as of early Wednesday morning.

While Artemis 1 has no human crew members, the flight does still have passengers. Orion is carrying special mannequins, or ‘moonikins,’ whose prime directive is to test out next-generation space gear. NASA administrator Bill Nelson explained, during a Monday evening briefing from the agency’s Johnson Space Center in Houston:

“Many of us know: Arturo Campos was a NASA engineer who developed a plan to bring the crippled Apollo 13 crew home safely. For a mission where something terrible went wrong, it’s in the annals at NASA as one of our most successful missions — because they saved the crew. Well, on Orion now is Commander Moonikin Campos, his namesake. […] He’s outfitted with sensors to provide data on what crew members will experience in flight. And that data will continue Campos’ legacy of enabling human exploration in deep space.”

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Beside Cmdr. Campos ride two other ‘moonikins,’ Helga and Zohar. All three are positively bristling with sensors that will tell NASA about the radiation environment and kinetic forces that lunar astronauts will experience. Cmdr. Campos is also wearing a radiation protection vest that the agency is testing for later Artemis flights. In addition, Helga and Zohar are both built to test out protective gear in more inclusive sizes.

To Boldly Go

NASA has a gender problem. The agency infamously asked its first female astronaut, Sally Ride, whether a hundred tampons would be enough for the two-week flight. Decades later, Ride was still laughing into her coffee about NASA’s desperately oblivious ideas on what female astronauts might need. Despite being literal, actual rocket scientists, Ride told the agency’s History Office in a 2002 interview, these men thought space makeup was an essential part of a female astronaut’s EDC. Never mind a zero-G toilet that can accommodate female anatomy. Gimme that space blush.

 

Surprising few, the kit was never used. Meanwhile, NASA finally fielded an anatomically inclusive toilet on the International Space Station — in 2020.

Space blush, oy. The powdery particulate alone should have killed this idea before it ever made it off a napkin. Besides, someone’s double standards are showing — I don’t see space guyliner.

But the joke falls flat when the spaceship safety harnesses and space suits don’t fit astronauts right, because they’re sized for just one type of male body. NASA had to shuffle the roster for a 2019 spacewalk outside the ISS, because it simply didn’t have enough mix-and-match space suit parts to garb both Anne McClain and Christina Koch, the two females who would have done the excursion, at the same time. Instead, a male astronaut took McClain’s place on the spacewalk. Female bodies are statistically shorter and slenderer than males. As a result, females sustain a disproportionate number of injuries in accidents and collisions. But the female-bodied ‘moonikins’ aboard Orion are the vanguard of a change.

What Happens Next

Orion just passed the halfway mark in its mission to the moon and back. It will remain in a distant retrograde lunar orbit (DRO) until a few days into December when it makes its first course correction burn to head back Earthside. In this mission itinerary, we’re between steps eleven and twelve:

Image: NASA

During a briefing on flight day 13 (Monday), Artemis 1 mission manager Mike Sarafin said that two-thirds of Orion’s docket is complete or in progress. Many of the spacecraft’s remaining “real-time objectives” take place during the descent phase. “We’re continuing to proceed along the nominal mission,” said Sarafin, “and we’ve passed the halfway point in terms of distance from earth, time in the mission plan, and in terms of mission objectives.”

But the mission is going well. Artemis 1 lead flight director Rick Labrode said that the team opted out of the most recent of Orion’s nineteen scheduled burns. Sarafin also reported that the mission has actually “close[d] one of our anomaly resolution teams associated with the star trackers and the random access memory built-in test hardware that we’re seeing a number of funnies on.”

 

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“The next greatest test for Orion (after the launch),” said Nelson, “is the landing.” Orion will hit our atmosphere at around 25,000 mph. For reference, that’s about Mach 32. The capsule will dip into the atmosphere to slow itself to a mere 17,000 mph, or Mach 22, added Nelson. Artemis 1 will end when Orion splashes down in the Pacific on December 11.

The inaugural Artemis flight had only its ‘moonikins’ aboard. However, future missions will carry human crew members. Artemis 2 will fly four human crew members to lunar orbit. “They are going to the Moon, to lunar orbit, in preparation for Artemis 3,” Nelson said. Rather than confining itself to lunar orbit, Artemis 3 will actually land humans on the lunar surface. For Artemis 3, Nelson said, “We will have four [astronauts] go into a lunar polar elliptical orbit, and we’ll then have two astronauts in the Lander go down to the surface. That will be the first woman, and the next man.”

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35 Comments
Copperhead
Copperhead
December 3, 2022 6:52 pm

With everything going on down here on the surface does it really matter? Just another distraction for the masses. Personally I’m with George Carlin, I don’t believe anything the government tells me.

Socratic Dog
Socratic Dog
  Copperhead
December 4, 2022 1:20 am

Yeah.

Which makes me wonder: why no stars in the photos?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Socratic Dog
December 4, 2022 5:33 am

I don’t believe what the government tells me either, but having had a hobby of photography, the amount of light, aperture setting and time of exposure if short could mean the stars did not have enough light or time to show in the photo. If you look even the Earth and Moon are very dark. I can’t tell y0u if it is a fake or not, but that is a reasonable explanation of why the stars aren’t showing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Socratic Dog
December 4, 2022 7:05 am
hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
December 4, 2022 10:09 am

So the Moon is always lit equally no matter where the Artemis tracker orbits? Odd.

The Earth will appear clock is broken (it appears beyod the Moon fully lit, indcating that the Sun must be behind the Artemis orbiter) because it rises at the 4:50 mark and disappears well befoe the clock hits the 0:00 mark.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
December 4, 2022 2:26 pm

I concur with all your facts, but thanks for the down vote Sir.

Check out this one, you’ll love it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 4, 2022 8:56 pm

Above video has a real one in it.

Gmpatriot
Gmpatriot
December 3, 2022 7:09 pm

Further NASA evidence the 60’s/70’s moon “trips” never left the desert SW……..oh yeah thats right the “lost” all that “carburetor” technology of the 60’s moon trips…….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 3, 2022 7:16 pm

NASA is always searching for a toilet big enough to handle all the cash it routinely flushes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 3, 2022 9:39 pm

Exactly. I don’t even care if it’s real or fake. Stop forcing me to pay for it.

Gary
Gary
December 3, 2022 7:52 pm

I work for a company that distills the gaseous precursors used in the semi-conductor manufacturing process. We use helium to pad the finished product canisters we ship to our customers. With the helium shortage it would be nice if NASA would cut back on their helium consumption with launching these Goddam weather balloons into the air only to crash them in the Bermuda Triangle. 😉

samthere403
samthere403
  Gary
December 4, 2022 4:44 am

weather balloons or spy balloons?

https://www.youtube.com/@MonkeyWerxUS

ken31
ken31
  Gary
December 4, 2022 9:26 am

With the importance and scarcity of helium, I am amazed it was ever allowed to go into children’s balloons. I wonder how many nat gas producers refine it?

Iggy
Iggy
December 3, 2022 8:15 pm

We can’t feed, house or care for the sea of lunatics here on earth,but we have money for this horse shit.

mark
mark
December 3, 2022 8:19 pm
Motown
Motown
December 3, 2022 9:25 pm

NASA = NEVER ASSUME SLIGHTLY AUTHENTIC

James
James
December 3, 2022 10:48 pm

Trust the science:

comment image

ramAustralia
ramAustralia
December 3, 2022 11:36 pm

IF the Artemis mission is even real then I wonder what its real purpose is? There is NO WAY you could land living people on the moon and extract them again with the so called proposed spacecraft. So what are they really looking for?

ramAustralia
ramAustralia
  ramAustralia
December 4, 2022 1:37 am

The proposed spacecraft are far too small. I’m not saying it couldn’t be done, but it won’t be done using a single Artemis.

PSBindy
PSBindy
  ramAustralia
December 4, 2022 10:03 am

They are looking for a plausible explanation of where the money went.

Voltara
Voltara
  ramAustralia
December 4, 2022 8:12 pm

I think it’s because even the biggest fools out there are starting to wonder how they could go to the moon successfully multiple times 50 years ago and achieve nothing since. The big lie about the moon missions affects everything NASA says and does, like a sword of Damocles hanging above their lying, cheating heads. The longer it takes to go back to the moon, the more obvious it is that the Apollo missions were fake.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
December 4, 2022 12:37 am

What nonsense.

m
m
December 4, 2022 3:11 am

There is no moon.
It’s a millennia-old illusion.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
December 4, 2022 3:32 am

“It’s a millennia-old illusion.”

Don’t make waves.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 4, 2022 3:28 am

“You can just imagine the discussions amongst the predominantly male engineers about what should go in a makeup kit.”

Duct Tape. For the Shrew.

The real ones would be at home.

Stucky
Stucky
December 4, 2022 8:12 am

Sooooo, is this the New Standard here on TBP; that EVERY time (Every. Goddamned. Time.) the USA!USA!USA!, or any other nation, sends up a vehicle into space that you Anti-Spaceists are gonna ejaculate all over the place screaming utter nonsense? “Where are the stars????”. “CGI!!!!” “Hey, man, that there Van Allen radiation belt will fry everything! AAAARGH!!!”

Ya’ll are a bunch of anti-science dumbshits. Not kidding.

PSBindy
PSBindy
  Stucky
December 4, 2022 10:14 am

A good foot soldier in the war against noticing.

We should stop noticing. It inconveniences those who have faith in the fauci I mean science.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
December 4, 2022 10:16 am

Anti science? Van allen radiation belts. You said it yourself. And what does science say about the van allen radiation belts?

m
m
  Anonymous
December 4, 2022 11:49 am

To paraphrase other dumbasses around here:

Where are the videos showing probes flying through the Van Allen belt, and -if not getting fried themselves- at the very least showing horrendous radiation level readings?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
December 4, 2022 2:17 pm

“Ya’ll are a bunch of anti-science dumbshits. Not kidding”

STILL can’t figure out the free new phone?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
December 4, 2022 2:24 pm

Yep. The “i dun believe it cos the gumbint said it” approach is just as ignorant as the idiots who believe everything they are told.

Do some research. Learn something. Look through a telescope FFS, you’ll see that even to your lying eyes things don’t look real because they are incredible, not because it is all fake.

mark
mark
December 4, 2022 9:29 am

☤ Scientism Exposed 📡 a “Science Falsely So Called” Documentary Film. https://celebratetruth.org/ Revealing the true Creator of creation.

What if there has been an agenda to keep people from the Truth of God? What if everything modern day science has taught you about your origins is wrong? Make no mistake; the very foundation of all of mankind’s “knowledge” depends on what is believed to be the Truth about the Origin of all that exists.

“Scientism Exposed” is the long-awaited documentary film uncovering the spiritual agenda and deception with the scientific worldview that many teach today as proven truth and fact. Do you believe in billions or do you believe in the Bible?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 4, 2022 10:13 am

I wonder how long it could orbit for unattended. Long enuf to look like the “black knight” satellite?

Bullwinkle
Bullwinkle
December 4, 2022 3:33 pm

I have never heard of a camera capable of focusing on both something near (Like the spacecraft hull) and 240,000 miles away (The Earth).
Also note that every picture of the ISS astronauts and the Earth are both in perfect focus.
It is magic made in Hollywood.

fujigm
fujigm
December 4, 2022 4:54 pm

Real? or fake?
Who cares.
It’s entertainment.
Circuses.
Was Trump for real?
Or just another controlled opposition?
Who cares?
The trajectory of the State is on a collision course for catastrophe.
Nothing changes that.
But I did find him entertaining.
As I find the latest round of sci-fi entertaining.