How the EV Stole Christmas

Guest Post by Eric Peters

An attempt to visit my mom for Christmas gives a window into what life can be like when you drive an EV.

The EV I attempted to use to visit my mom with is a brand-new Mercedes EQS, which is a top-of-the-line EV. It is basically an electric version of the Mercedes S-Class sedan and its base price is $102,300 for the EQS 450. The one I am test driving is the EQS 580, which has a more powerful battery, 340 miles of putative range and an MSRP of $125,900.

When it was dropped off a couple of days ago, it only had about 170 miles of putative range remaining, as contrasted with the fully fueled vehicles that are usually left for me to test drive. I use the adjective, putative, with reason – which will be explained shortly.

The reason the EVs I get are not left here fully charged has to do with the fact that there is no practical way to leave them here fully charged as there is no “fast” charger close to where I live. The nearest one is an EVGo 50 khW “fast” charger about 25 miles away. Unfortunately, it is not very “fast” – even by “fast” charging standards.

Many people are unaware of the fact that not all “fast” chargers can “fast” charge an EV to even 80 percent capacity in the 30-45 minutes one regularly hears repeated by the media – kind of like one heard a lot about “the cases! the cases!” from the same media. It depends on how powerful the “fast” charger you plug into is. Some, like the EVGo “fast” chargers in my area, require you to wait a lot longer. As in an hour or more to recover about 100 miles of putative range.

The drivers who shuttle vehicles to car journalist like me only have so much time to wait as they are on the clock – and (in the case of delivering me EVs) have already had to wait twice along the way from where they started their trip – the press pool up in the DC area, about 240 miles away – and my place, in SW Virginia about 30 miles from downtown Roanoke. A trip that takes about four hours took about six, not counting the third stop at the EVGo not-so-fast charger on the outskirts of Roanoke, where the driver waited for probably an hour (as I did, the last time I was at this charger) to instill enough range to leave the EV with me with exactly half of its 340 mile putative range, fully charged.

You may begin to see my developing problem.

My mom lives in a care facility in Bedford, Va – about 50 miles away. Thus, a roughly 100 mile round trip. Ordinarily, this trip would require about five gallons of gas to power my 20 MPG truck there and back. And ordinarily, I keep at least that much gas in its tank – and it’s a matter of minutes to put another 10 gallons in and have a full tank and 300 miles of range. This is less than the putative fully-charged range of the EQS. But – remember – the EQS was not left here fully charged.

The day it was dropped off, I used it to drive down to the gym and back, a round trip of roughly 50 miles that used up about 70 miles of the originally indicated (and putative) range of 170 miles. This seems to be typical. All of the EVs I have driven thus far suffer a loss in actual range of 10-20 percent, probably because I live in a mountainous rather than flat area and driving up causes range to go down. Also driving at higher rather than lower speeds, which I do not so much because I “speed” but because I do not live in the city and so most of my driving is not in the city, where the kind of stop-and-go “city” driving that is the EV’s metier is done.

And upon which kind of driving, probably, the putative (best case) range estimates are based.

Anyhow, my short trip of roughly 50 miles left about 100 miles of indicated – of putative – range remaining when I got back home. Not enough to go see mom the next day in Bedford. Or rather, not enough to get there and back – at least, not without really pushing it and hoping the EQS did not run out of range before we got home. So, I plugged the EQS in to acquire more charge. This was around 2 p.m. on Thursday before Christmas weekend. On Friday morning, the car had acquired 22 more miles of putative range after having been plugged – to household 120V current – for about 18 hours.

Why so little range acquired? In the first place, because recharging a high-voltage EV battery using 120V household outlets takes a really long time, under the best of circumstances. It is akin to filling an olympic-sized swimming pool with a garden hose. It can be filled this way, but the wait will be very long.

It will be even longer if the charging is performed under less-than-ideal circumstances, such as the car not parked inside a heated garage but tethered to a wall outlet inside the garage while it is parked outside – in bitter cold weather.

Which is what we’re having here in SW Virginia this Christmas weekend.

When it is cold out, the EV is trying to keep its battery pack warm, which consumes electricity and so saps range, even as it sits charging. 120V charging can hardly keep up with this, which is why I awoke to just 122 miles of indicated-putative range showing on Friday morning.

In theory, enough – just barely – to make the drive to see my mom  and make it back. But when it is 9 degrees (and falling) out, it is not a comfortable feeling to venture out on a trip you might not make. Remember – never forget – that when you run out of charge in an EV you are dead in the water. Or rather, dead by the side of the road, wherever you happen to be. And that is where you will be for awhile – in the cold, without heat (being electrically produced in an EV) because there is no practical way to walk back the equivalent of a couple gallons of gas so as to get going again. And avoid freezing.

In an EV, you always want to keep a safe margin of range, which – to be safe – is more than whatever the indicated-putative range remaining is.

So, I thought it would be a good idea to stop first at the EVGo “fast” charger to recover the range lost driving to it – about 25 miles – and add some more on top of that, to assure enough actual range to make it to mom’s in Bedford and make it back home again.

But when we tried to hook-up to the EVGo “fast” charger it was a no-go. The “pump” was not working. Interestingly, the power was down in the shopping center where these particular not-so-fast chargers are located. So we used the locater in the car to find the next-closest “fast” charger, which was also an EVGo charger, this one at a Sheetz gas station about 10 miles distant. By the time we got there, the putative range remaining was only about 87 miles, definitely not enough to get to Bedford and back.

But these pumps refused to work, even though they had power. I could not get the thing to accept my credit card; too old school, apparently. The insolent box demanded we use the EVGo “app” – which wants your credit card data. So so as to permit paperless/electronic debiting and – no doubt – nudge the user along the path to digital currency. But the app would not load and while we were sitting it was getting later – and colder. Temps were expected to fall to zero – or less – and I knew that would cut into whatever range we instilled, which was none – because we couldn’t get the “fast” charger to charge my card.

So we cancelled the trip to see mom and limped back home, using up two-thirds of the 87 miles of indicated range remaining by the time we arrived. The “reserve” and “charge now” warning lights illuminated as we approached my driveway, with 29 miles of indicated-putative range remaining.

I plugged the EQS back in. This was around 3 p.m. Friday afternoon. Overnight, temps have fallen into the below-zero’s (with the wind chill). As of Saturday morning – around six in the morning – the EQS had recovered 13 miles of indicated/putative range. This is just barely – and just maybe – enough actual range to make it back to the EV-no-go “fast” charger, where it would take at least an hour of waiting to get the range back up around the 170 miles of range the EQS had when it was dropped off.

But I think I will leave it plugged in for longer – meaning, for another day – before I attempt to go anywhere again. The EQS is a very nice car. It is, after all a top-of-the-line S-Class. You go in style and comfort. Just not very far, not very fast.

To be fair, it’s not the car’s fault, per se. If it were possible to “fast” charge it at home in an hour or two, then no issue – because you’re home. If the “fast” chargers available elsewhere didn’t take so long to charge, no problem, again. But you cannot “fast” charge” at home – and going to a commercial “fast” charger makes you wait where you don’t want to be. And, of course, you must allot the time to drive to and from these “fast” chargers. It’s a circular – and compounding – problem.

As far as seeing my mom, we’ll be taking the truck.

While the Mercedes sits.

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30 Comments
CCRider
CCRider
December 25, 2022 4:22 pm

The rush to EVs is not technologically driven but political.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  CCRider
December 25, 2022 5:32 pm

…and behind all politics stands Satan, smiling in anticipation.

Ouirphuqd
Ouirphuqd
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 25, 2022 6:38 pm

National, if not international suicide is well on its way!

Iggy
Iggy
December 25, 2022 4:37 pm

And what does all this nonsense do to your utility bill at home ?

SerfsUp
SerfsUp
December 25, 2022 4:41 pm

Take a five gallon can of gasoline, pour it all over the EV, and let it baste for 3 hours.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  SerfsUp
December 25, 2022 6:04 pm

You would lose a lot of volatility in 3 hours. Basting for 3 minutes or less will maintain the power of the gasoline.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
December 25, 2022 6:32 pm

Ambient temperature will influence volatility?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
December 25, 2022 6:37 pm

That is true, but I have always preferred to hit it with the match pretty quickly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
December 25, 2022 6:40 pm

try 50:50 used oil, Give love a chance.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
December 25, 2022 6:51 pm

These days, I pretty much just use the old peanut oil from my fish fryer to start my burn pile fires. It is not as volatile as gasoline and if you let it sit a while it soaks in enough to ignite even wet wood.

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
December 25, 2022 5:32 pm

I almost read the article…but my mind is closed on the subject of EV’s…they’re a control mechanism.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 25, 2022 5:48 pm

i have always despised electric vehicles and this story gives me one more reason to double down on my contempt. too bad the author did not talk about the carcinogenic radiation coming from those impossible-to-dispose batteries. or all of the earth that had to be destroyed to mine enough lithium for that piece of crap garage paperweight.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
December 25, 2022 6:08 pm

Meantime if you’re set on going “green” but want some flexibility, a Hybrid like a Plug-In Prius is the perfect choice. The Plug-In part works find with house current, and beyond that range you got ICE.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
December 25, 2022 6:14 pm

Hilarious story.
I find it hard to believe y’all didn’t follow behind in the truck (something tells me you did, Eric. But I won’t tell) and just leave the Benz hooked up at the “charge” station.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
December 25, 2022 6:58 pm

and why not EVs as just another vehicle option? Certainly if an all-electric car serves anyone’s need better than a diesel Ford F-250 than why not? “Hybrid” gas-electric vehicles are fantastic for mileage and torque, working very well in cold, snowy, mountainous environments yep. And the venerable gas engine ain’t going anywhere for a long time.

Auntie loves Eric’s analysis because he exemplifies the pragmatic realist with vehicular and other secular matters.

Merry Christmas. Eric.

awoke
awoke
December 25, 2022 7:00 pm

His fault for not installing a home 240v charger. But I’m no longer a Tesla simp. I now know the only good electric vehicles are frequent and reliable mass transit that commie Europe, China, and Japan figured out but somehow the US can’t

bunnies
bunnies
  awoke
December 25, 2022 7:42 pm

The US is a far larger country, while China, Europe and Japan focus solely on urban development. Which is why in Europe and Japan they have compact cars and tiny 3-cylinder engines, designed for city use, and in Japan the heavy use of tolls, while in the US, you need a minimum V6 engine to travel from one urban center to another.

With Japan and their road tolls and taxes based on engine displacement, it is the WEF’s wet dream for ultimate control.

Philbert
Philbert
  awoke
December 25, 2022 10:45 pm

Why should Peters go to the expense of installing a 240 home circuit for charging? He doesn’t own an electric vehicle, he only tests them on occasion. In any event, his recent travails in the cold conditions serve as a prime example of the inherent problems with EVs, and many people of modest means will also experience these same issues if ICEs get phased out and EVs become mandatory. This shouldn’t be hard to understand.

starfcker
starfcker
  Philbert
December 25, 2022 11:44 pm

Real simple stuff. There are EVs. And then there are Teslas. What is the difference? Simple. Engineering. An understanding of what helps you and what kills you. You only have two things on your side to get range in an electric car with the currently available batteries. Weight, and aerodynamics. So maybe, just maybe, every car company’s idea of putting electric motors into their existing fleet is doomed to fail. Whereas every single bit of a Tesla has been designed to be electric from the very start. Think of the electric Hummer. Talk about a doomed idea. Too heavy, and with the aerodynamics of a brick. General Motors has 25,000 engineers. Tesla has 250. The benefits of equity I suppose. What Peter’s is describing is a joke. God bless him for exposing Mercedes for putting such a piece of crap on the road.

FJB
FJB
December 25, 2022 7:03 pm

I can hardly wait to get to my Mercedes dealer, plunk down $150K and buy a car that I cannot drive most of the time.
What sort of moron buys these things? I am thinking that it takes a special kind of stupid; beyond being a democrat alone.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  FJB
December 25, 2022 11:58 pm

Knock off $25K if you get the model with no heater-who needs heat in Virginia when it is below zero outside?

Send your dollars to...
Send your dollars to...
December 25, 2022 7:19 pm

Screenplay for a comedy. Very entertaining

Swrichmond
Swrichmond
December 25, 2022 7:22 pm

Noooooooo! They’re greeeeeeeeeeen! You’re an EV denier conspiracy theorist! Charge it from windmills and solar panels!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 25, 2022 7:43 pm

They can stick the electric vehicles right up their ass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 25, 2022 8:16 pm

Worse than flying small aircraft…constantly worried about range……just did a 1200 mile round trip to another state….drove straight there and back,about 350 in gas…..even with good distances between stations…couldn’t imagine!

Visayas Outpost
Visayas Outpost
December 26, 2022 12:34 am

Thanks for underscoring the utter irrationality of EV’s. I wonder if the Western world knows that we average people in the other 3/5 of the planet drive little efficient 3 cyl. Toyotas getting nearly 60mpg. They have heaters, great air con, and can easily topped up with a few liters of gas.

fujigm
fujigm
December 26, 2022 1:36 am

Laughs.
That anybody with a critically thinking brain even considers this.
ICEs can burn a multitude of fuels.
Even if gasoline or diesel is unavailable, alternatives exist.
There is to 20l. can of electricity…

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 26, 2022 2:20 am

Hopefully I’m wrong, but seem to remember reading that sitting amongst all that battery gobbly-gook subjects you to very heightened risk of cancer. My brother (retired pilot) was considering a Tesla but chose to scream around Southern Cal in his shiny new souped up beamer instead. Speed might get him but he’ll be cancer free:(

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 26, 2022 5:32 am

Interesting. I live in the Great lakes region in the north. Minus ten is not unusual even minus 20 at more rare times. Windshields need defrosters to stay clear. Sleet, snow and salt spray needs the windshield wipers on a lot. Just the cold needs the heater running the whole drive anywhere you go. That has to take away a lot of battery power, or is there some kind of waste heat like a gas engine that can preform those duties? Otherwise it would be a big drain on battery power.

lamont carnston
lamont carnston
December 26, 2022 11:17 am

Gave my older grandson my 2014 Jetta TDI Wagon last year that had 250K on it. Now has 275K, gets 42 mpg hwy, runs great. Sticker price was $27, 000 or so.

Diesel was the answer until Obummer KO’d it.