FRIDAY FAIL

2022, a year that will live in insanity. We’re living in an anomaly now. In the not-too-distant future people will look back at today’s lunacy and chuckle the way we do at our forbearers who sacrificed virgins to appease an angry deity. But it’s no joke; it’s as if we’re actually living in the most unbelievable dystopian novel. Whoever’s writing it should stop it right away; we’re tired of it and you should leave us the hell alone. The time is short, the auspices dark, or to speak in popular vernacular, “We’re fucked.”

So many possibilities for Friday Fail of the Year. Who is the greatest screwup in the 2022 Fraternity of Galoots?

Arse jockey Johnson had a banner year, what with torpedoing the peace plan negotiated between Russia and Ukraine, thereby ensuring the destruction of Ukraine and potentially the entire planet. He got dumped as PM, not for this nefarious deed, but for attending a party when his government was condemning anyone else for gathering in groups. I might rank his role in potentially ending the human race as more consequential than going to a party, but then unassailable logic has no place in British politics. That his successor torpedoed Nord Stream 2, perhaps the most egregious attack on critical infrastructure of all time, but got shitcanned for a budget that displeased the globalists proves this proposition.

Sergeant Scholz of Germany did nothing when the US and UK blew up the Nord Stream pipeline, risking the implosion of the entire German economy. We’re used to Germans portrayed as evil geniuses, so a craven moron certainly breaks that mold. “You vill sign ze papers, unless you don’t vant to.” A real leader would’ve cast off the Anglo world and allied with Russia and China the very instant the gas broke the surface. Instead, “I see nothing, I hear nothing, and I say NOTHING!” Let us hope he’ll be restored to the lunatic asylum before he takes the entire continent down with him.

The penis pianist has to be considered. He’s one of those tragic-comedic figures who make you want to cry and laugh at the same time. While an entire generation of Ukrainian men get wiped out . . . make that three generations, since most everyone aged 15 to 64 who isn’t among the elite has been drafted and soon thereafter exploded . . . Zelenskyiiyy (this week’s official spelling) goes on shopping junkets in Paris with the Mrs and gets feted in Washington as if he were Jesus and Churchill combined (I think he’s Idi Amin and Peewee Herman combined). Every time I see politicians and the media fawn over him I have to rush to the toilet to express my feelings. When Russia prevails I suggest they conduct an intervention with the Ukrainian leader; sit around him in a circle, point out where he went wrong and where he can improve, then hack him to death with dull axes.

Were Canada more important on the world stage than Namibia maybe Truedolt would qualify. After all, he demolished the Canadian Constitution, stealing the people’s freedom of speech and association. He granted himself dictatorial powers, mandating unconstitutional covid measures and vilifying and penalizing anyone who dared to disagree. When he tried this against the truckers they descended en masse on Ottawa, so the poltroon fled the capital with his tail between his legs claiming he had covid, something that should’ve alerted braindead Canadians (about ¾ of the population) that the shots don’t work and that their PM is unworthy; a cowardly dictator. (I don’t think there’s ever been a cowardly dictator in world history, not even in fiction; the Wizard of Oz lion comes closest, except Trudeau beats him because he’s the cowardly lion, the brainless straw man, and heartless tin man all in one.) He then invoked the renamed war measures act to trample the peaceful protesters and freeze bank accounts of those who dared to support them. Although he did everything a girly man can do to claim the FFotY title, he doesn’t have the power to ruin much beyond Canada’s borders. Perhaps an enterprising soul can do his country a great service by injecting him with a Liberal dose of lead.

The Pedophile in Chief has all too much power to exterminate people and places beyond his borders and, though his country no longer has borders, he’s so concerned about other borders that he pours hundreds of billions of printed dollars toward redrawing them. But that’s not all he has accomplished. He stole the election in 2020 and brought the country to its knees economically and culturally and destroyed what was left of the Constitution in 2021, but all that was nothing compared to his primary exploit in 2022; taking the world to the brink of nuclear annihilation. Crossing the brink may come to fruition in 2023. I can’t offhand think of something worse than ending the world—maybe a strip show featuring Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Maxine Waters?—so if nuclear Armageddon does come to pass, Biden would be assured of the less-than-coveted title of Friday Failure of Year, 2023, although the only life left to cheer would be cockroaches.

The other half of the Shady and the Tramp leadership duo, VP Harris, isn’t even in the same league as Biden when it comes to ruining the planet, but did enough damage in 2022 to merit consideration. How best to characterize her? All thorn and no rose? All calories and no taste? A joke without the humour? A bomb without the explosion? They all fit. Although she has a penchant for coining memorable phrases that put Lincoln to shame such as, “While we send our prayers, and our love, we also, with each day, renew our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it,” as far as real achievements, she only presided over the complete destruction of the southern border and the resultant dilution of the native stock with freeloading bums and cretins, who, naturally enough, belong to the Democratic constituency. Not sure why the Democrats want to import South America; they don’t need any more votes since they can just steal any election. The better to destroy middle-class America, I guess. That’s some goal for a national political party. This might not be all Kamala’s fault. She is, after all, destitute of brains and has only a deep throat to recommend her.

Fuck nugget Fauci, the debauched gnome who out-Mengeled Mengele, continued his mass murder spree in 2022. Asking him for health advice is like asking Satan for a blessing, but that’s precisely what MSM continue to do. As late as last month he was on CNN or MSNBC—one of those useless propaganda outlets—advocating for covid booster shots, and that is precisely what they do; boost covid, along with a host of other horrible afflictions. He even advised parents to get the shots for infants. You’d think killing babies would subject him to a modicum of disesteem; nope. Stupid people consider him a genius. I seldom wish harm on people, but in his case I hope he gets a terrible case of ass cancer and draws Captain Hook as his proctologist.

I guess pulling off one of the biggest heists in history has to qualify Sam Bankman-Fried for FFotY. This crime is almost certainly far worse than the public will ever know, what with much or most of the money having ended up in Democratic and RINO pockets. Laundering money through the cesspit of Ukraine and right back into Democratic coffers was likely the key aspect of the crime. We know this because the establishment and its media henchman are protecting the little shit weasel . . . at least until he is suicided. He professes to feel bad about stealing billions from the proles as he luxuriates on his parents’ estate. The good news is most of his victims have just enough left to buy a barrel and suspenders, so at least their modesty will be preserved. As for Sam, he’s fortunate in the sense that his greatest shortcoming is hidden by his pants.

That’s people, but what about institutions? The judiciary should get consideration for FF of the Year by virtue of their abrogating their responsibility to uphold the Constitution and rule of law. The ass nozzle who just ruled against Kerry Lake joins the long list of cowardly, traitorous judges who let the Democrats completely subvert the electoral process. The US judiciary did rule against some unconstitutional covid mandates, which was critical, so they can’t win FFotY. The Canadian judiciary, however, has allowed virtually all the outrageous measures, which should ensure a place in hell for the works of them. Once justice dies the society soon follows, and the corrupt judiciary is doing all it can to hasten the end.

You know what’s great about today’s army? Not a fucking thing. Maybe the armed forces deserve the FF of the Year nod for standing by while the deep state brought the nation to its knees. Might have something to do with the Pentagon being at the centre of the deep state, I suppose. Losing every war they start—which is most of them across the planet since WW II—is also a feather in their cap for FFofY as is the trillions of dollars they can’t account for. If it weren’t for the CIA they would be the most depraved organization on earth.

None of the awesome corruption would be possible without the ardent support of the media complex. They are supposed to hold the government to account when they fuck up—which is all the time—but instead have been co-opted and protect the evil doers by establishing and reinforcing the chosen narrative and censoring any news that undermines it. To give credit where it’s due, though, they lie with a friendly smile. “Thirty-five million people lost their jobs and fifteen million died suddenly of stress caused by anti-vaxxers last month. Good night and have a great weekend!” MSM has been the epitome of malignity for decades, but social media rushed to catch up and by now have surpassed the prevaricating MSM cock gobblers. Social media was finally caught with their pants down when Musk released the Twitter files, which proved the government was using the intelligence community to stifle free speech in order to help them steal elections and squelch opposition to the covid regime, but MSM dedicated about one minute of coverage to it, so most people know nothing about it.

The Fucking Busybody Idiots seem to be at the centre of all manner of fuckups designed to destroy the country. From their shenanigans with Russiagate to the Biden laptop debacle to their role with censorship via social media to Mara-lago, not to mention their central role in the Kennedy and King assassinations, 9/11, Las Vegas mass shooting, January 6, and God knows what else, the FBI has made a strong case for Friday Fail of the Year. I’m at least one percent certain they were behind the decision to discontinue my favourite cereal, Team Flakes, too. Dirty bastards.

So, who wins? Well, it’s a combination, not because I’m too indecisive to make a choice (I am) or too insouciant to really care (I am), but because they’re all linked. The most obvious nexus is the DNC. The Democrats have become evil incarnate but they succeed only because they have their Stasi (FBI) to spy on us and intimidate us, their media mouthpieces to propagandize a gullible population, their social media minions to censor their opponents, their big pharma reps to bribe them, their CDC/FDA/NIH stooges to control the people, their bought judges to subvert the Constitution and enable election theft, the Federal reserve to pluck money from the ether to fund whatever loony green/woke ideas the progressives hatch, the Pentagon/CIA to spread their sick ethos across the globe, and the billionaire overlords (Soros, Bankman-Fried, Gates, etc.) to pay their puppets off for implementing their sinister plans. Throw in the Council on Foreign Relations, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and whoever else is really in charge and we have a great big steaming pile of DNC shit that wins 2022 Friday Fail of the Year. Congratulations, fuckwods. May a rabid porcupine crawl up your asses, quiver violently, and die.

To all Friday Fail contributors and readers, happy new year. Let’s hope and pray the world survives 2023.

A pictorial review of 2022. Starting with this beauty…..

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