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Frothy
Frothy

…can’t wait to see / read Bob P.’s comparison take on this (FF?) glitch.
–> Almost certainly something that occurs in the bedrooms of many older
gents who still get randy with their Mrs.

Anonymous
Anonymous

That certainly took all of the fun out of a nice evening out with the family.

“Welp, that’s it, lets got home!”

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

It’s cute that YOU think your family is important.

It ain’t. Not at all. Not even remotely.

And I’d be more than happy to explain it to you based on nothing more than your comment which I’m replying to.

Waiting for you to edit in 3, 2, 1…

Anonymous
Anonymous

It’s cute that YOU think that your comment is important.

It ain’t. Not at all. Not even remotely

And I’d be more than happy to tell you to STFU. You must have a bad case of small man syndrome.

Anonymous
Anonymous

“He” has small bot syndrome.

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver

…Small Johnson syndrome, more like…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

The Spirit of My Johnson is astronomical.

Change HER mind!

BWAHAHA!!!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

That’s great, dick dribble. What you HAVEN’T done is address the issue at all…which I find perplexing, since dicks just dribble out worthless shit for a living. I thought you might touch on it by accident, but dicks are so busy coming and going that it’s easy to understand you failing to pump out the answer.

“YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE.”

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver

…Asshole…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

That is as it may be…unfortunately I can’t determine who the fuck you’re addressing. We might want to talk to admin about the confusion?

Thumbs up anyway

zappalives
zappalives

Its a metaphor for this dying republic.

Anonymous
zappalives
zappalives

Must be awful to be you when your triggered.
You have zappalives derangement syndrome.
Seek mental health treatment.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

I’m greatly relieved to know that you’re fully cognizant of your mental plight! I make no judgments at this crucial juncture. Even morality itself is secondary to firm footing in this situation.

You HAVE to be certain of where you ARE before you can begin to choose a direction.

I recognize your position and I applaud YOU for recognizing it. YOU have already saved yourself!

My only advice forward is: caution and Inspired Wisdom.

The Way will find YOU if you allow it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Such a wise little man you are.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

I am a little man. The message, on the other hand, is larger than I am. If you recognized its source, you have declared yourself in opposition to it.

THAT’S FUCKING ON YOU!

Tree Mike
Tree Mike

You’re still an asshole, but a wise one. so, thumbs up. Did I mention I’m neurally divergent?

Tree Mike
Tree Mike

My 3:15 comment is for The CS.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike

Holy shit! after getting down to the shit show below, I’m sure The CS IS neurally divergent. Also mental divergency is reaching epidemic proportions. Hang in there ya’ll, don’t LOSE your shit.

Anonymous
Anonymous

My apologies. Rare form for me. Being a Smart-Ass. ‘Twas but one of the better, original Redwing® boot commercials. Could not find it on youtube. Shockingly.

Construction Site. 3 Laborers, 2 digging, one of them ensconced on a bed.

Cut-away to show The Boss in the same repose….Telling the 2 that were actually digging…”Get To Work”

Sincerely, F…unny Y…ore

Anonymous
Anonymous

OK, but Zappa Lives is still a hysterical girl with no pull, just shrill epithets hourly.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Rare, anymore, but a cardinal error. Try to remember too include @ least a snippet to avoid confusion. My botched Redwing® commercial, and the ensuing explanation was directed toward…

“Must be awful to be you when your triggered.
You have zappalives derangement syndrome.
Seek mental health treatment.”

But i may be confused. Familiar feeling.

Almost enough to make me use a ‘name’ again. Took me foreva to learn the ropes (Here. Laden w/Irony)…often don’t even hit the ‘notify’ button, emails full as it is.

Easy enough to scroll through trolling for ‘New Reply’; New Replies.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Fuck you too.

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Fuck you too.” ? *

Well. (Channeling ronnie raygun, to plagiarize)
One thing i DID learn? ‘Replies’ DO come to MY email(s) from my ‘Replys’. Sometimes inadvertently pick the non-standard in my zeal to Post.

Agree with U2 on Your condemnation of same, But few would recognize “You too”, being much more familiar with the commonly represented U2, Your Radiance.

Some Great 🎶

However, (cui) bono is SUSPECT. Too.

* “Fuck you too.”

One of MANY times i’m grateful to algore…he musta invented Copy/Paste as well?

i would have a hard enough time merely typing such, let ALONE saying same.

Unless it was in person.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Fuck you

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Everything is a metaphor when you’re being ass raped, bro.

The spirit of Zappa lives…hopefully beyond our generation.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Apparently, the “Resistance to Zappa Logic” remains. Message repeats… resistance to logic remains.

Respond accordingly.

Message repeats…

Spanglin
Spanglin

That’s not a mushroom cloud, its just fire works celebration!

Anonymous
Anonymous

“This year, we hired niggers and shitskins to set up the fireworks, because diversity is our strength”

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos

The preferred nomenclature is streetshitters, sir.

varnel
varnel

Free range shitters

varnel
varnel

I seem to remember my lil bro telling me about 20yrs ago, “shit is a weapon. aim for the eyes.”. Probably from Fallout or some other game

Anonymous
Anonymous

The lesson is do not trust technocracy blindly. Google Maps is not omniscient. Retain belief in your senses. Retain your humanity. Humanity came first.

The Machine Stops, by E. M. Forster (1909)
https://www.cs.ucdavis.edu/~koehl/Teaching/ECS188/PDF_files/Machine_stops.pdf

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

fucking awesome!!!

Show ALL these cocksuckers what awaits them!

It is LITERALLY only a matter of TIME !!!

And ONLY GOD is THE Master of Time. He fucking CREATED Time. You think He would hesitate to use the tools He created to impose His Will?!?

“You’re ALL going to die down here” – The Red Queen

Anonymous
Anonymous

You take such shrieking, self-righteous, judgmental Schadenfreude in others’ supposed guaranteed damnation, and stupidity, shortcomings, and inferiority to your impeccability, you fake Langleybot algodemon god-botherer. GFY

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

You have absolutely no idea of what you speak. And you can go fuck yourself as well.

I do not speak for myself. GOD forbid.

I speak as I am led and inspired by the Will of GOD.

I’m allowed to speak my mind as long as it agrees with His Word.

If it disagree, may I be struck dead by GOD this instant

So FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

I’m still here..

You say that’s proof GOD doesn’t exist.

I say it proves HE is!

Anonymous
Anonymous

You truly are a fucking moron.

I speak as I am led and inspired by the Will of GOD. I’m allowed to speak my mind as long as it agrees with His Word. If it disagree, may I be struck dead by GOD this instant

So as long as you are not struck dead, anything you say is approved by God? Serious face-palm at that one.

I’m still here..

You say that’s proof GOD doesn’t exist.

I say it proves HE is!

Nobody made that claim. You are a truly special kind of moron.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

You’re the moran, douchebag.

Fucking EVERYBODY is making THAT claim..and YOU are ALL on board with it.

Fuck you. I’d kill you if you stood in front of me.

I look forward to you stabbing me in the back, you fucking traitor to
GOD Almighty!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Fucking EVERYBODY is making THAT claim..and YOU are ALL on board with it.

Oh my. Paranoid delusions are not a good sign.

Fuck you. I’d kill you if you stood in front of me.

Sure tough guy. Do you stroke off as you tell yourself how manly and tough you are?

I look forward to you stabbing me in the back, you fucking traitor to
GOD Almighty!

I hope you are drunk. If not you have serious mental issues. WTF are you talking about? Stabbing you in the back? Are you hearing voices because that is twice you have responded to that not said here.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

I stand by my statement.

Are you prepared to stand before me?

I’m prepared to stand before you…or anyone for that matter.

Would you care to challenge me to a duel?

I’m prepared to accept.

your move, cock sucker.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Are you prepared to stand before me?

Kind of a stupid question considering,

Fuck you. I’d kill you if you stood in front of me.

You utter fuckwit.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

So you’re a GOD Damned coward. How unanticipated…NOT.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I see you went back and edited your post, AGAIN.

OK Fuckhead. Where do you want to meet and when. Let us see how your internet tough guy persona manages in the real world.

BTW, you have made threats to kill me. I take them seriously. You have shown intent so whatever my actions, they will be entirely justified.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

You really are a cowardly pussy. I’d love for admin to connect us.

Thank GOD he has better sense than that…you faggot.

Anonymous
Anonymous

So all of a sudden you have an excuse why you won’t meet me, and that makes me a coward? Exactly what color is the sky in your world?

And faggot? Don’t project your uncomfortable desires issues on me.

Anonymous
Anonymous

“I do not speak for myself. GOD forbid.
I speak as I am led and inspired by the Will of GOD.
I’m allowed to speak my mind as long as it agrees with His Word.
If it disagree, may I be struck dead by GOD this instant
So FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
I’m still here..
You say that’s proof GOD doesn’t exist.
I say it proves HE is!”

Few Hrs. later. Extant?

Walt
Walt
Anonymous
Anonymous

🤣🤣🤣

lamont cranston
lamont cranston

Thought that was Keeeeevvvvv, but there’s no snow.

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver

Did this happen AGAIN, or is this a reheat from a few years back? I was there on business when that one happened.
‘Same damned thing. A computer glitch set the whole thing off at once. ‘Hell of a bang, that was!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

It’s ALL regurgitated bullshit. bro. You ain’t dreamin. Welcome to the New Normal!

boron
boron

isn’t that what’s called premature ejaculation?

Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio

Many premature detonations.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

You fuckers are on point tonight!!!

fujigm
fujigm

Let’s use computers to run the world!
Let’s implant them in people to make them part machine!
We’ll call it the singularity!
Let’s use Bill Gates’ software (never mind the BSOD)!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Stephan R. Donaldson already wrote *The Gap Series in the mid 1990’s. It defines the parameters of Man’s interference with GOD’s Plan.

* for those opposed to Holy Scripture there are many perspectives that will lead you right back to “the money” as it were.

Those who have ears, will hear.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Those who have ears, will hear.

And those who have brains will think. Appears you went with the ears option instead.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Your mother had questionable relationships with primates…buddy.

Translation: Oooh> Ahaa! Ooh! My butt hurts!

BWAHAHA!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

Shall we be wedded or welded?

Who gets to decide?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

All right, God damn it. you’ve reduced me to begging. How the fuck do I communicate directly with Mr. Quinn without incurring postage penalties?!?

As it happens, I have several things of import to discuss…one of which could affect “the bottom line”.

Actually I’m concerned about Stucky and his situation and would like to help.

For that, I need Admin help.

I give my permission to ADMIN to contact me via my email address concerning this or any other matter they may wish to convey.

Sincerely,

THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER

Anonymous
Anonymous

You assume Mr. Quinn would want anything to do with you. Quite the odd assumption considering your recent posts here.

Will you threaten to kill him if he does not comply?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

I’m sorry, Mr. I’m a COWARD…would you like Mr. Quinn to introduce us to each other? It is well within his power to do so…if we all wish it…in writing.

I’m not opposed to that AT ALL.

In fact I’d like nothing more.

I’ve a hankering for long pork that has not yet been addressed…Mr. Quinn not withstanding.

He can, and will do as he sees fit.

He’s done fine so far, and can well do without either of us…

So what does he have to lose by connecting such close friends as us, right?

you cowardly fag

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

C’mon, Mr Quinn. Flare me. (if you’re a fan of the genre). If not, just answer me…please.

If not, I’ll go about my business, which has little or nothing to do with you at this point, aside from telling the truth.

Blessings to you for the new year….which means nothing to me except my well wishes to you…which you have.

thetruthonly
thetruthonly

All I could make out was “What the fuck is this!”

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

Of course, a computer glitch.

We were sold a bill of goods. Technology would improve our lives, make things easier, streamline our work, reduce labor, and deliver us a world far more efficient and organized than anything human beings had previously thought possible.

Except none of that has come true.

I can’t remember the last time I went to a place of business when someone working there didn’t ignore my presence in order to relate to a screen, to utter a comment about the system being slow or down. I’ve placed an order for a sandwich only to find that they could neither sell it to me, nor I purchase it from them because the computer was down and they had no way of tabulating the price of a sub, nor making change without the aid of a box wired to some system they could neither fix, nor comprehend. Entire airlines routinely shut down for days, grids are taken over by viruses, and tax returns are delayed for months due to what exactly? Who knows. No amount of money poured into these technological paradoxes ever seems to speed their functions, no passing of time seems to see any improvement in their service. Every telephone call to any business larger than a dozen people sends us into a robotic forest of phone trees while a threadbare recording of some sad elevator soundtrack plays like an endless earworm, interrupted only by the paltry assurance of some long dead woman assuring us that our business is very important to the people who couldn’t be bothered to take your call.

It’s all fake and gay.

The civilization spins around the abyss, circling, circling as it drifts towards oblivion, throngs of tech worshippers, heads bent in prayer, staring at their sacred text writ in Calibri.

Stucky

Here’s a damned nice pic summary of the last 2 years ….

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