ADDAMS FAMILY – SENATE EDITION

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31 Comments
zappalives
zappalives
January 9, 2023 1:47 pm

Fresh meat for the cameltoe.

Eddie
Eddie
  zappalives
January 9, 2023 1:52 pm

Americans are idiots.

The proof right here.

God, please send help…..

Obvious to me we can not change this

Evil world as long as Satan rules.

KJ
KJ
  Eddie
January 9, 2023 1:58 pm

He wasn’t legitimately elected in a free & fair election. The people of PA didn’t vote him in. They cheated in Philly and other Democrat-controlled areas of PA with “mail-in ballots” and harvested “ballots” that were requested and completed by Democrat operatives. This isn’t the same as actually being elected.

Fuck this retarded Uncle Fester fraud and his repulsive wife and children.

Suds
Suds
  KJ
January 9, 2023 6:29 pm

bullseye, KJ.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  zappalives
January 9, 2023 5:48 pm

How sure are we that Fettermum isn’t an alien?

Fetterneck is open game right?

“I wasn’t sure about this rash on my neck at first……but it’s starting to grow on me.”

When someone calls you a pain in the neck..
They really mean you’re a pain in the assophagus

Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
Just a heads up.

I mean I don’t want to step on anyone’s “necks”.

I promise to get it right necks time.

The girl necks door,

Necks to me

Blah blah blah, other puns.

Sorry my learning process involes satire and sarc. It was a different time one second ago.

だれも Daremo
だれも Daremo
January 9, 2023 1:52 pm

Look what happened in almost exactly 60yrs…
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だれも Daremo
だれも Daremo
  だれも Daremo
January 9, 2023 2:11 pm

OMG I found another one by accident!
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Winchester
Winchester
January 9, 2023 1:58 pm

That ugly fuck reproduced??

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 9, 2023 2:17 pm

I would rather have the Addams family.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 3:09 pm

Cool music.

Was Abigail Adams a looker??

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Stucky
Stucky
  Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 3:35 pm

Ummmmm …….NO!!

Now post a picture of YOU!!! (If you don’t …. I will.)

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Stucky
January 9, 2023 3:40 pm

Lol. I was trying to put Archie on the spot, but I see he chickened out. He could have won some brownie points.

She had brains, tho!

Stucky…if I recall correctly, I think you’ve already posted a pic of me – I think I had 4 legs and FUR!!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 3:47 pm

Is this it?
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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  anon a moos
January 9, 2023 3:50 pm

That’s it! You’re officially on my shit list now! I don’t wear glasses.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 3:54 pm

Oh… I thought it might have been a clark kent kinda thing. Nobody would recognize the real you with them on.

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 4:03 pm

Don’t you have dark curlie hair?

If I remember correctly you posted a pic with a big grin and straw hat. Sent me ur number too.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brian
January 9, 2023 4:10 pm

Well, he did get the broken teeth right.

You still never called me! You snooze, you lose. I’ve moved on.

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 4:16 pm

I called that 900 number till I run outta money. Still can’t figure out why your voice kept change’n tho. oh well…

gotta go walk my dog… cheers and hope ur hike was good

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brian
January 9, 2023 4:20 pm

“I called that 900 number till I run outta money. “

😂

idaho
idaho
  anon a moos
January 10, 2023 10:48 pm

needs to cap those 2 front teeth with a rubber/latex compound.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
January 9, 2023 3:57 pm

Ok, you get 10 brownie points for that. It was going to be 15, but the delay cost you.

idaho
idaho
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 10:46 pm

cannot tell by this picture. she may be “built for sex” but unless we can see what she looked like nude…….

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 9, 2023 3:10 pm

Waiting on the horse to make an appearance.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  hardscrabble farmer
January 9, 2023 3:39 pm

John Kerry?

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2023 3:40 pm

The contractor was supposed to be there on Tuesday. He came on Wednesday instead. So, Gomez killed him.

What kind of work does The Thing do? Only hand jobs.

Badaboom! I’ll be here all week, folks.

Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
January 9, 2023 10:24 pm

It would be funny if it wasn’t true …

Kids are freaking slobs, to boot. They must also be a handful, to put it mildly.

Fester to Kids: “Please dress up … I’m being sworn in as a U.S. Senator”
Kids: “Blah, blah, blah … I don’t want to … You dress like a slob and you got elected.”
Morticia: “Let them do what they want!”
Fester: “OK”

Kid Predictions: Within 10 / 15 / 20 years from now … any one or combination of the following for one or all of these brats:
a) Transition surgery
b) Tell-all book
c) Pedophilia charges (if it is still on the books for a crime)
d) Drug overdose
e) Fraud charges
f to z) … Any kind of other degeneracy that one can dream up

BL
BL
January 10, 2023 11:20 am

The youngest child wore his dad’s shirt. By 2025 CONgress will be wearing black shrouds and chanting, “Hail Satan”.